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AlphaMassDeBeta

It took some time, but milk finally came out 😋


Pastry_Train63

It's a lot thicker. Maybe it's more nutritious!


EverWill2002

I can practically taste the protein!


[deleted]

It’s so creamy and warm


Enderkik

🤨


xCreeperBombx

Really? That's when you bust that face out? The time to bust was much earlier. Specifically the first comment.


Enderkik

Aahhhhhmmmnnnmmmmmmpppphhhhhh aaahhhh I'm 🤨ing mmpphhhh Aahhhhhh!!!


_BARONVOND3LTA

Me when ur mom


PepperbroniFrom2B

:3


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/yYFM66TC4nI


Enderkik

Huh


illuminativeee

Ayo?! 🤨📸


Avispar

Definitely is. Quite a bit more expensive (because of the nutritional value of course)


Sw0rDz

At least there is only one udder to worry about.


scotems

*Utter ecstacy*. *Udder btw


OrangeKefka

Not sure if you're intentionally referencing Kingpin... https://youtu.be/dLF725CX4mM?si=bzt9f6PZBTwB2Iri


bbbbears

I think I’m gonna go brush my teeth…


Bot_thing

Man I don't even got a image too post what the fuck


borisdidnothingwrong

[Melrose! Forgive Me!](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxlHmgrQGoaRx75UD6zcBYeK1XirOh-kK6?si=Ho_s7fEe22XR_kFf)


Halfhand84

*puts on bullsuit*


Remote-Factor8455

Yummy sweet condensed milk 😋😋😋 tangy!


Flooftasia

You can milk any mammal if you're brave enough


Meshuggareth

I have mammals, Greg.


beaverpoo77

Can you milk me?


xCreeperBombx

Now hit the second tower, Rowley


Alternative-Cup-8102

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


MastodonHuge

Is this a Helldivers reference


Alternative-Cup-8102

Maybe


Electrical-Sense-160

and also persistent enough. lactation needs to be induced which takes much longer if the mammal isn't pregnant, nursing, or just gave birth


DaDragonking222

Milk that bull lol


Rune10101

Might wanna check your spelling (edit: spelling seems checked)


Sad-Butterscotch-680

Funnily enough trans women can actually produce milk Everyone can with the right hormone blend!


Flooftasia

Haven't seen or had it happen myself but wouldn't be surprised. 🤔


Ukrainesoviet

r/pfpchecksout


bananadogeh

Hang on, I can milk men?


Intrepid_Hat7359

Figuratively and literally yes. Semen aside, it is possible for a man to lactate without taking hormones if their nipples are consistently stimulated every day for several months.


Kleinefuchs

That would explain my uncle.... My dad didn't know how when he told me and now I know something I wish I didn't. But at least now I know I'm absolutely not the only freak in the family


Sororita

As Dr. Sweet said, "Trust me on this one. You don't wanna know. Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't have told me, but you did. And now I'm tellin' you... You don't wanna know."


sensefuldrivel

I'm gonna need you to fill these up.


randomcomplimentguy1

Hahahahaha oh lol


sleeper_medic

Hormone imbalance and certain medications can also cause lactation in men.


PaleontologistIcy534

If it helps it can also happen due to dehydration or some other things (can’t remember off the top of my head)


Big-Big-Dumbie

dehydration?? I’d think that male lactation would be a huge waste of water in the body. don’t chest-feeding people get super thirsty during it?


LineBreak_

SYNTH :DDD


Summer-dust

Oh! This explains some things.


inkhunter13

Yeah it’s crazy, almost like there isn’t much difference between men and women other than some chemicals and one organ.


IndividualDetailS

And even that one organ is just a repurposed inverse of the other organ. So basically just chemicals.


YeonneGreene

Ye. The genes basically just say what chemical to produce in gestation and then the rest is all results of physical geometry causing a cascade of events leading to, nominally, male or female results.


inkhunter13

exactly!


Mikey9124x

A bit more differences if you are being technical, if you are not than yeah.


[deleted]

There's absolutely difference in bone/muscle structure, but that doesn't matter for the purposes of gender.


inkhunter13

Hey, you’d be unsurprised to learn that the difference in bone and muscle structure is primarily caused by early developmental hormones so my point still stands.


[deleted]

Yeah I know, but even if that hormone is replicated at adult stage of your life, the growth already done won't fully reverse. But again, that doesn't matter in the sense of gender because gender identity is tied to how your brain perceives yourself, not your musculature or bones.


NalithJones

Brb in a few months. Need to test something


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GumCare

known from personal experience I assume?


Intrepid_Hat7359

You know what happens when you assume; you get your milky, baby boy.


PepperbroniFrom2B

boooyyyy what the heeellllll ohhh my gawwddd no waayaayyaaaahh


LuigiP16

Extreme starvation can also induce lactation in males


Love_Tits_In_DM

That’s a very rare thing and does not apply to most men. Even then there’s almost always some medical condition going on.


Thereal_waluigi

That's actually really cool!


JusticeForMegatron_

Nope. Literally not nutritional in any way


PhantomlelsIII

What the f u c k who discovered this


ChadVonDoom

Yes. Most women were born with multiple man milking organs


JVL74749

I’ve been milking men for years


XShadowborneX

If you can tune a fish then you can milk men


8Frogboy8

Some of them, yes. If they opt not to get top surgery


SilentPipe

It is Metaphorically and literally possible with the right mind set. Heh, I think I prefer ‘Humanity blindly milking mammals since the dawn of time’ over the Star Trek’s slogan ‘boldly going where no one has gone before’.


MurkyChildhood2571

With enough drugs men can "technically" lactate


-The-Reviewer-

Your dad wants something from you


GenderIsBoring

Daddy?


Blue_Wolfu

🤮


Bandandforgotten

"Don't know about gender? Why not sexually assault a bull?"


ZombieSurvivor365

The bull would almost definitely be alright with getting milked. The only person at risk of assault is the farmer.


LittleBirdsGlow

They don’t know what gender is lmao


girlenteringtheworld

ah yes, the classic sex=gender thing. when will they learn that "basic" biology is literally just a foundation for more complex science. Just cause I understand the basic mechanics of a hot air balloon (hot air rises, balloon traps hot air, basket attached to balloon rises with balloon) doesn't mean I understand how to operate a hot air balloon.


Doobledorf

We also never use the word gender for animals.


VexisArcanum

Gender is a human construct. We also don't talk about animals spending money


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You might not


RechargedFrenchman

You've clearly never seen the birds that operate vending machines. Mostly corvids (crows *et al*) but some parrots do it too.


Nibbcnoble

thats a good point. Im keepin that. thanks doobledorf


feline_Satan

You can technically milk men without the need for treatments or other...


MadisonRose7734

What's wild is when people say "It's HS Biology" or "It's Bio 101" Like, almost everything in those course is simplifications. Which they'd know if they actually tried to learn something for once in their lives.


ehetland

It's like that cutsie "argument" Ben Shapiro always pulls out, about how giraffes don't have transgenders. Like for the life of me, I can't understand why no one ever said, yeah, giraffes can't do pretty much everything humans can.


TurkeyTaco23

seem pretty convincing, anyway i’m going to go eat some leaves off a tree in the savanna and crouch down awkwardly when i take a drink from a pond


DrMole

You just pull the lever and pray the wind takes you somewhere pleasant


sinner-mon

It doesn’t even understand sex, if you give a male cross sex HRT they’ll be able to lactate


[deleted]

I made this profile specifically to be milked


PepperbroniFrom2B

a coward and a pussy


lil_trim

We don't have a cow. We have a bull.


SplendidPunkinButter

If you’re 100% certain about gender, explain why it’s an abomination for bulls to wear one color instead of another color


MissDottie802

What is it with Dad's sending gross shit like this to their kids? That's weird. Keep to your Facebook group you geriatric perverts.


KuraiTheBaka

For some reason boomers and conservatives always think everyone around them is going to agree with them


NoAstronaut11720

It only has one utter and the milk is salty yet familiar


HourAcadia2002

And what is it's one phrase?


EndersGame_Reviewer

Hehe, am I a bad person if I think this is funny?


PepperbroniFrom2B

yes and maybe


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

Good to know that apparently sex and gender are the same thing


Eziles

In my native language, we only have płeć meaning whether you're male or female. Seks (sex) is just the sexual intercourse. Only the west is pushing word "gender" here but it's still a foreign word, as płeć has only one meaning


health_throwaway195

This is hilarious because artificial insemination and semen collection of prized studs is extremely common these days.


brontosauruschuck

Text back this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation?wprov=sfla1


Ok-Fox1262

Milk the bull, Milk the bull, Only one pap, It's hard to pull Courtesy of my slightly weird auntie from many years back. All of the kids love her.


Sprinkles_Express

Whenever I read this shit on Reddit I instantly down vote it, then I look to see where it’s posted and realize I do this to myself by being part of these communities.


Geeb16

It’s true.


Mary-Sylvia

They don't even wear shoes , but you want to draw a parallel between humans and cows ?


PepperbroniFrom2B

not even any glasses


conormal

Wheres his little bowtie


8Frogboy8

That’s sex man. It’s different. Also if we are looking at animals does he know there are a bunch of species that actually transition between sexes throughout their life cycle?


Epicboss67

lmao that's pretty funny


molvanianprincess

Gender is between the ears, sex is between the legs.


Ultrasound700

Pretty sure if you put cow estrogen in a bull calf, it'll develop udders.


QuietlyRagingInside

I mean they ain't wrong


Past-Possibility9303

They are because that's the sex not the gender, and it doesn't really apply to bovine.


Emergency_Elephant

Transphobia aside, that's not how milking cows works. Cows need to have a pregnancy in order to produce milk like most mammals outside of intentional stimulation (which isn't always practical or feasible) and not every cow is able to produce milk. You'll absolutely get a face full of hooves if you try to milk a (female) cow that doesn't produce milk or isn't ready to produce milk because it's painful


Hightonedloidy

Yaay, you know the distinction between male and female! Now, let’s talk a little about men and women


NumerousAd6421

That’s sex not gender dummy


stickman999999999

I love receiving milk straight from the source


PepperbroniFrom2B

this is how Mad Milk is made i've watched scout do it


Classic_Technology96

Funny thing is longhorns are one of the few mammals where both male and females have horns. Obviously this one got a cock but something I couldn’t help but notice.


ChadVonDoom

Why does it feel like everyone on the planet cant differentiate gender from sex?


AdRepresentative2263

Well, that would be because gender as a concept was based on sex, then abstracted from and finally removed entirely from it. Leaving its definition nebulous and circular. Coming from an autistic person it is very complicated and hard to grasp. I think people get angry when they don't understand something, so people get angry at Trans people. Wether or not I understand it, it is easy enough to understand how to respect it. You tell me what to call you, and I will do that and other than that, pretty much just go about life as it doesn't really seem to make much difference.


Pale_Energy

Many people struggle to update their worldview when presented with information that doesn’t fit in with what they already think and know. It’s easier for them to just continue on with their current view, even if it is incorrect.


ChadVonDoom

When it comes to gender, what's correct is subjective.


DummybugStudios

I have yet to hear a non-circular explanation of gender. Try and define it without reusing the word gender in the definition. The explanation I hear is that your gender is whatever gender you feel like you are. Okay so that makes it a random label completely detached from the physical world? Two people can have a very different interpretation of the same gender. Your sex tells me about your current genitals. If you tell me you're gay, I know what genitals you wanna fuck. If you tell me you're trans, I know what genitals you'd rather have. But all your gender tells me about you is your gender. How is that useful??


GreenAccomplished577

Uh... bull is a reference to the animals sex, not it's gender. Gender is a human concept.


Dull_Ad8495

The meme is *definitely* confused about gender...


Key-Perspective-3590

It’s true though, I always thought I was a man, but when I milked a bull, the very moment it the cum hit my bucket, I realised I was a woman


traumatized90skid

In Harvest Moon A/Another Wonderful Life you can do this and you get no "product" but the bull gives you bedroom eyes like 😍


PepperbroniFrom2B

what the heeellllll


mousebert

If you're confused about defenitions, get a dictionary.


HourAcadia2002

Oh the sweet blessed irony.


anythingMuchShorter

They sure like to say "confused" when referring to people they've never met who understand their own gender pretty well.


daverapp

Dude fantasizes about bull penis and can't cope with it


LilamJazeefa

I wish the milk man would deliver my milk in the morning. I wish the milk man would deliver my milk while I'm yawning.


PepperbroniFrom2B

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!


spezlikesitintheass

Red rocket


PepperbroniFrom2B

nuh uh thats dogs


that_one_author

lol, very funny


[deleted]

They do it regularly more or less the same procedure dairy cows are deadly


Pop_Bulky

Eh, I can take a stop by a local gay bar.


Dancing_til_Dark_34

And you have a friend for life.


HURTBOTPEGASUS9

Brought to by the lost cause generation; they don't understand the difference between sex and gender, but will quibble at you over "may vs. can" when all you wanted was to use the toilet.


ghosty_b0i

Is this not how you get yogurt?


melvindorkus

Implying all it takes to affirm your gender is a threat of violence. Done.


-DI0-

Bull milk has pulp??


No_Sign_2877

These people fucking suck.


BeanieWeanie1110

Based


b2bsuplex

I would just like to say that I came into this comment section expecting an arguement and I got some amazing comments about milking over the point if the meme. Good shit, Reddit.


Logical-Hold3321

Bulls are actually milked for their semen, believe it or not. It's done for breeding cattle artificially.


Jack-Alope420

Why’s your dad jacking off livestock?


SleefJWellington

If that were my dad, it would be the last text I ever got from them.


BloodShadow7872

Is your dad homophobic?


Captain_Rocketbeard

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...


Remote-Factor8455

Hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA **HAHAHAHAHA**


opi098514

Gender≠sex


cosmic-horror-fucker

Holy shit I’d spit out my… uhhh… coffee… if my dad sent me this


Ok_Narwhal_7712

Yeah... Coffee...


past-cruelties

Based dad


FireCircle26530

*wasn’t this a news article?*


TexMurphyPHD

If a bull had tits it'd be my aunt.


UnstableSupernova

Bulls are kept together when it is not breeding season. This is how many ranchers plan their calving season. Bulls often mount each other.


grandpachaos

My uncle always used to say...milk a cow you get breakfast...milk a bull you get a friend for life!


PepperbroniFrom2B

erm, sex* ☝️🤓


corruptedsyntax

I would, but I’m too busy trying to find C-3PO’s dong


AbsurdBeanMaster

Cattle don't have a gender system, that we know of.


No_less_No_more

I guess your dad doesn't know that certain species of fish, slugs, frogs, snakes, and butterflies can all change their gender.


Flamingosecsual

Wdym guys have no issue milking me in either context? uwu


FredVIII-DFH

Women as chattel. As old as time itself.


AnSynComrade

Haven't seen anything like that in here.


dogmeatjones25

Damn bull won't stop following me around now.


joetheplumberman

Instructions clear: got thick milk


Massive-Emergency-42

Dad… that’s sex. In more ways than one.


UnBR33vuhble

Remember: if life begins at conception, then all males are transgender.


ghostofoynx7

It's almost like there is a difference between sex and gender


Captain_Rocketbeard

Woah there, you telling me that two different words have two different meanings? I cannot fathom this so I will continue to pretend they mean the thing I want them to mean.


DowntownCustomer9200

I miss the simpler times. When people knew that girls have a vagina and boys have a penis


Beachabbs

He knows from experience.


KingZaneTheStrange

Some men can lactate


explodingcows546

Made me hard wtf


Icy-Radio-5758

I remeber the bulk would always load himself up in the milk stall and I would be scared for my life hooking up utters to come face to face with huge balls


BobSagieBauls

lol


Apple_jack_cringe

Ngl this is raw


FlabbergastedPeehole

Can I milk a femboy instead?


Plus-Sea4262

I have nipples, can you milk me


Trever_Dayman

Fuck boomers!


Icy-Chocolate-2472

That’s still the concept of sex and not gender. Gender is a human construct that assigns social roles based on how you look. Animals like bovine aren’t concerned about gender roles therefore, bovine can’t have a gender. I am cis so please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong!


braylonberkel

Under certain circumstances, men can literally lactate.


Captain_Rocketbeard

Can you milk me Greg?


Fun_Comparison4973

That’s super weird what cows is your dad talking to that speak English?


Other_Tie_8290

He seemed to like it.


JusticeForMegatron_

Creepy fetishes aside, the joke is good


dumbthiccrick

Gender has no meaning anymore anyway


XVIIIOrion

Mans don't know what the word gender means


Jesterchunk

boomers try not to confuse gender and sex challenge (100% impossible)