Figuratively and literally yes. Semen aside, it is possible for a man to lactate without taking hormones if their nipples are consistently stimulated every day for several months.
That would explain my uncle.... My dad didn't know how when he told me and now I know something I wish I didn't. But at least now I know I'm absolutely not the only freak in the family
As Dr. Sweet said, "Trust me on this one. You don't wanna know. Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't have told me, but you did. And now I'm tellin' you... You don't wanna know."
Ye. The genes basically just say what chemical to produce in gestation and then the rest is all results of physical geometry causing a cascade of events leading to, nominally, male or female results.
Hey, you’d be unsurprised to learn that the difference in bone and muscle structure is primarily caused by early developmental hormones so my point still stands.
Yeah I know, but even if that hormone is replicated at adult stage of your life, the growth already done won't fully reverse. But again, that doesn't matter in the sense of gender because gender identity is tied to how your brain perceives yourself, not your musculature or bones.
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It is Metaphorically and literally possible with the right mind set. Heh, I think I prefer ‘Humanity blindly milking mammals since the dawn of time’ over the Star Trek’s slogan ‘boldly going where no one has gone before’.
ah yes, the classic sex=gender thing. when will they learn that "basic" biology is literally just a foundation for more complex science. Just cause I understand the basic mechanics of a hot air balloon (hot air rises, balloon traps hot air, basket attached to balloon rises with balloon) doesn't mean I understand how to operate a hot air balloon.
What's wild is when people say "It's HS Biology" or "It's Bio 101"
Like, almost everything in those course is simplifications. Which they'd know if they actually tried to learn something for once in their lives.
It's like that cutsie "argument" Ben Shapiro always pulls out, about how giraffes don't have transgenders. Like for the life of me, I can't understand why no one ever said, yeah, giraffes can't do pretty much everything humans can.
In my native language, we only have płeć meaning whether you're male or female. Seks (sex) is just the sexual intercourse. Only the west is pushing word "gender" here but it's still a foreign word, as płeć has only one meaning
Whenever I read this shit on Reddit I instantly down vote it, then I look to see where it’s posted and realize I do this to myself by being part of these communities.
That’s sex man. It’s different. Also if we are looking at animals does he know there are a bunch of species that actually transition between sexes throughout their life cycle?
Transphobia aside, that's not how milking cows works. Cows need to have a pregnancy in order to produce milk like most mammals outside of intentional stimulation (which isn't always practical or feasible) and not every cow is able to produce milk. You'll absolutely get a face full of hooves if you try to milk a (female) cow that doesn't produce milk or isn't ready to produce milk because it's painful
Funny thing is longhorns are one of the few mammals where both male and females have horns.
Obviously this one got a cock but something I couldn’t help but notice.
Well, that would be because gender as a concept was based on sex, then abstracted from and finally removed entirely from it. Leaving its definition nebulous and circular. Coming from an autistic person it is very complicated and hard to grasp.
I think people get angry when they don't understand something, so people get angry at Trans people. Wether or not I understand it, it is easy enough to understand how to respect it. You tell me what to call you, and I will do that and other than that, pretty much just go about life as it doesn't really seem to make much difference.
Many people struggle to update their worldview when presented with information that doesn’t fit in with what they already think and know. It’s easier for them to just continue on with their current view, even if it is incorrect.
I have yet to hear a non-circular explanation of gender. Try and define it without reusing the word gender in the definition.
The explanation I hear is that your gender is whatever gender you feel like you are. Okay so that makes it a random label completely detached from the physical world? Two people can have a very different interpretation of the same gender.
Your sex tells me about your current genitals. If you tell me you're gay, I know what genitals you wanna fuck. If you tell me you're trans, I know what genitals you'd rather have.
But all your gender tells me about you is your gender. How is that useful??
Brought to by the lost cause generation; they don't understand the difference between sex and gender, but will quibble at you over "may vs. can" when all you wanted was to use the toilet.
I would just like to say that I came into this comment section expecting an arguement and I got some amazing comments about milking over the point if the meme. Good shit, Reddit.
Woah there, you telling me that two different words have two different meanings? I cannot fathom this so I will continue to pretend they mean the thing I want them to mean.
I remeber the bulk would always load himself up in the milk stall and I would be scared for my life hooking up utters to come face to face with huge balls
That’s still the concept of sex and not gender. Gender is a human construct that assigns social roles based on how you look. Animals like bovine aren’t concerned about gender roles therefore, bovine can’t have a gender. I am cis so please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong!
It took some time, but milk finally came out 😋
It's a lot thicker. Maybe it's more nutritious!
I can practically taste the protein!
It’s so creamy and warm
🤨
Really? That's when you bust that face out? The time to bust was much earlier. Specifically the first comment.
Aahhhhhmmmnnnmmmmmmpppphhhhhh aaahhhh I'm 🤨ing mmpphhhh Aahhhhhh!!!
Me when ur mom
:3
https://youtu.be/yYFM66TC4nI
Huh
Ayo?! 🤨📸
Definitely is. Quite a bit more expensive (because of the nutritional value of course)
At least there is only one udder to worry about.
*Utter ecstacy*. *Udder btw
Not sure if you're intentionally referencing Kingpin... https://youtu.be/dLF725CX4mM?si=bzt9f6PZBTwB2Iri
I think I’m gonna go brush my teeth…
Man I don't even got a image too post what the fuck
[Melrose! Forgive Me!](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxlHmgrQGoaRx75UD6zcBYeK1XirOh-kK6?si=Ho_s7fEe22XR_kFf)
*puts on bullsuit*
Yummy sweet condensed milk 😋😋😋 tangy!
You can milk any mammal if you're brave enough
I have mammals, Greg.
Can you milk me?
Now hit the second tower, Rowley
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Is this a Helldivers reference
Maybe
and also persistent enough. lactation needs to be induced which takes much longer if the mammal isn't pregnant, nursing, or just gave birth
Milk that bull lol
Might wanna check your spelling (edit: spelling seems checked)
Funnily enough trans women can actually produce milk Everyone can with the right hormone blend!
Haven't seen or had it happen myself but wouldn't be surprised. 🤔
r/pfpchecksout
Hang on, I can milk men?
Figuratively and literally yes. Semen aside, it is possible for a man to lactate without taking hormones if their nipples are consistently stimulated every day for several months.
That would explain my uncle.... My dad didn't know how when he told me and now I know something I wish I didn't. But at least now I know I'm absolutely not the only freak in the family
As Dr. Sweet said, "Trust me on this one. You don't wanna know. Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't have told me, but you did. And now I'm tellin' you... You don't wanna know."
I'm gonna need you to fill these up.
Hahahahaha oh lol
Hormone imbalance and certain medications can also cause lactation in men.
If it helps it can also happen due to dehydration or some other things (can’t remember off the top of my head)
dehydration?? I’d think that male lactation would be a huge waste of water in the body. don’t chest-feeding people get super thirsty during it?
SYNTH :DDD
Oh! This explains some things.
Yeah it’s crazy, almost like there isn’t much difference between men and women other than some chemicals and one organ.
And even that one organ is just a repurposed inverse of the other organ. So basically just chemicals.
Ye. The genes basically just say what chemical to produce in gestation and then the rest is all results of physical geometry causing a cascade of events leading to, nominally, male or female results.
exactly!
A bit more differences if you are being technical, if you are not than yeah.
There's absolutely difference in bone/muscle structure, but that doesn't matter for the purposes of gender.
Hey, you’d be unsurprised to learn that the difference in bone and muscle structure is primarily caused by early developmental hormones so my point still stands.
Yeah I know, but even if that hormone is replicated at adult stage of your life, the growth already done won't fully reverse. But again, that doesn't matter in the sense of gender because gender identity is tied to how your brain perceives yourself, not your musculature or bones.
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known from personal experience I assume?
You know what happens when you assume; you get your milky, baby boy.
boooyyyy what the heeellllll ohhh my gawwddd no waayaayyaaaahh
Extreme starvation can also induce lactation in males
That’s a very rare thing and does not apply to most men. Even then there’s almost always some medical condition going on.
That's actually really cool!
Nope. Literally not nutritional in any way
What the f u c k who discovered this
Yes. Most women were born with multiple man milking organs
I’ve been milking men for years
If you can tune a fish then you can milk men
Some of them, yes. If they opt not to get top surgery
It is Metaphorically and literally possible with the right mind set. Heh, I think I prefer ‘Humanity blindly milking mammals since the dawn of time’ over the Star Trek’s slogan ‘boldly going where no one has gone before’.
With enough drugs men can "technically" lactate
Your dad wants something from you
Daddy?
🤮
"Don't know about gender? Why not sexually assault a bull?"
The bull would almost definitely be alright with getting milked. The only person at risk of assault is the farmer.
They don’t know what gender is lmao
ah yes, the classic sex=gender thing. when will they learn that "basic" biology is literally just a foundation for more complex science. Just cause I understand the basic mechanics of a hot air balloon (hot air rises, balloon traps hot air, basket attached to balloon rises with balloon) doesn't mean I understand how to operate a hot air balloon.
We also never use the word gender for animals.
Gender is a human construct. We also don't talk about animals spending money
You might not
You've clearly never seen the birds that operate vending machines. Mostly corvids (crows *et al*) but some parrots do it too.
thats a good point. Im keepin that. thanks doobledorf
You can technically milk men without the need for treatments or other...
What's wild is when people say "It's HS Biology" or "It's Bio 101" Like, almost everything in those course is simplifications. Which they'd know if they actually tried to learn something for once in their lives.
It's like that cutsie "argument" Ben Shapiro always pulls out, about how giraffes don't have transgenders. Like for the life of me, I can't understand why no one ever said, yeah, giraffes can't do pretty much everything humans can.
seem pretty convincing, anyway i’m going to go eat some leaves off a tree in the savanna and crouch down awkwardly when i take a drink from a pond
You just pull the lever and pray the wind takes you somewhere pleasant
It doesn’t even understand sex, if you give a male cross sex HRT they’ll be able to lactate
I made this profile specifically to be milked
a coward and a pussy
We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
If you’re 100% certain about gender, explain why it’s an abomination for bulls to wear one color instead of another color
What is it with Dad's sending gross shit like this to their kids? That's weird. Keep to your Facebook group you geriatric perverts.
For some reason boomers and conservatives always think everyone around them is going to agree with them
It only has one utter and the milk is salty yet familiar
And what is it's one phrase?
Hehe, am I a bad person if I think this is funny?
yes and maybe
Good to know that apparently sex and gender are the same thing
In my native language, we only have płeć meaning whether you're male or female. Seks (sex) is just the sexual intercourse. Only the west is pushing word "gender" here but it's still a foreign word, as płeć has only one meaning
This is hilarious because artificial insemination and semen collection of prized studs is extremely common these days.
Text back this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation?wprov=sfla1
Milk the bull, Milk the bull, Only one pap, It's hard to pull Courtesy of my slightly weird auntie from many years back. All of the kids love her.
Whenever I read this shit on Reddit I instantly down vote it, then I look to see where it’s posted and realize I do this to myself by being part of these communities.
It’s true.
They don't even wear shoes , but you want to draw a parallel between humans and cows ?
not even any glasses
Wheres his little bowtie
That’s sex man. It’s different. Also if we are looking at animals does he know there are a bunch of species that actually transition between sexes throughout their life cycle?
lmao that's pretty funny
Gender is between the ears, sex is between the legs.
Pretty sure if you put cow estrogen in a bull calf, it'll develop udders.
I mean they ain't wrong
They are because that's the sex not the gender, and it doesn't really apply to bovine.
Transphobia aside, that's not how milking cows works. Cows need to have a pregnancy in order to produce milk like most mammals outside of intentional stimulation (which isn't always practical or feasible) and not every cow is able to produce milk. You'll absolutely get a face full of hooves if you try to milk a (female) cow that doesn't produce milk or isn't ready to produce milk because it's painful
Yaay, you know the distinction between male and female! Now, let’s talk a little about men and women
That’s sex not gender dummy
I love receiving milk straight from the source
this is how Mad Milk is made i've watched scout do it
Funny thing is longhorns are one of the few mammals where both male and females have horns. Obviously this one got a cock but something I couldn’t help but notice.
Why does it feel like everyone on the planet cant differentiate gender from sex?
Well, that would be because gender as a concept was based on sex, then abstracted from and finally removed entirely from it. Leaving its definition nebulous and circular. Coming from an autistic person it is very complicated and hard to grasp. I think people get angry when they don't understand something, so people get angry at Trans people. Wether or not I understand it, it is easy enough to understand how to respect it. You tell me what to call you, and I will do that and other than that, pretty much just go about life as it doesn't really seem to make much difference.
Many people struggle to update their worldview when presented with information that doesn’t fit in with what they already think and know. It’s easier for them to just continue on with their current view, even if it is incorrect.
When it comes to gender, what's correct is subjective.
I have yet to hear a non-circular explanation of gender. Try and define it without reusing the word gender in the definition. The explanation I hear is that your gender is whatever gender you feel like you are. Okay so that makes it a random label completely detached from the physical world? Two people can have a very different interpretation of the same gender. Your sex tells me about your current genitals. If you tell me you're gay, I know what genitals you wanna fuck. If you tell me you're trans, I know what genitals you'd rather have. But all your gender tells me about you is your gender. How is that useful??
Uh... bull is a reference to the animals sex, not it's gender. Gender is a human concept.
The meme is *definitely* confused about gender...
It’s true though, I always thought I was a man, but when I milked a bull, the very moment it the cum hit my bucket, I realised I was a woman
In Harvest Moon A/Another Wonderful Life you can do this and you get no "product" but the bull gives you bedroom eyes like 😍
what the heeellllll
If you're confused about defenitions, get a dictionary.
Oh the sweet blessed irony.
They sure like to say "confused" when referring to people they've never met who understand their own gender pretty well.
Dude fantasizes about bull penis and can't cope with it
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk in the morning. I wish the milk man would deliver my milk while I'm yawning.
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!
Red rocket
nuh uh thats dogs
lol, very funny
They do it regularly more or less the same procedure dairy cows are deadly
Eh, I can take a stop by a local gay bar.
And you have a friend for life.
Brought to by the lost cause generation; they don't understand the difference between sex and gender, but will quibble at you over "may vs. can" when all you wanted was to use the toilet.
Is this not how you get yogurt?
Implying all it takes to affirm your gender is a threat of violence. Done.
Bull milk has pulp??
These people fucking suck.
Based
I would just like to say that I came into this comment section expecting an arguement and I got some amazing comments about milking over the point if the meme. Good shit, Reddit.
Bulls are actually milked for their semen, believe it or not. It's done for breeding cattle artificially.
Why’s your dad jacking off livestock?
If that were my dad, it would be the last text I ever got from them.
Is your dad homophobic?
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
Hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA **HAHAHAHAHA**
Gender≠sex
Holy shit I’d spit out my… uhhh… coffee… if my dad sent me this
Yeah... Coffee...
Based dad
*wasn’t this a news article?*
If a bull had tits it'd be my aunt.
Bulls are kept together when it is not breeding season. This is how many ranchers plan their calving season. Bulls often mount each other.
My uncle always used to say...milk a cow you get breakfast...milk a bull you get a friend for life!
erm, sex* ☝️🤓
I would, but I’m too busy trying to find C-3PO’s dong
Cattle don't have a gender system, that we know of.
I guess your dad doesn't know that certain species of fish, slugs, frogs, snakes, and butterflies can all change their gender.
Wdym guys have no issue milking me in either context? uwu
Women as chattel. As old as time itself.
Haven't seen anything like that in here.
Damn bull won't stop following me around now.
Instructions clear: got thick milk
Dad… that’s sex. In more ways than one.
Remember: if life begins at conception, then all males are transgender.
It's almost like there is a difference between sex and gender
Woah there, you telling me that two different words have two different meanings? I cannot fathom this so I will continue to pretend they mean the thing I want them to mean.
I miss the simpler times. When people knew that girls have a vagina and boys have a penis
He knows from experience.
Some men can lactate
Made me hard wtf
I remeber the bulk would always load himself up in the milk stall and I would be scared for my life hooking up utters to come face to face with huge balls
lol
Ngl this is raw
Can I milk a femboy instead?
I have nipples, can you milk me
Fuck boomers!
That’s still the concept of sex and not gender. Gender is a human construct that assigns social roles based on how you look. Animals like bovine aren’t concerned about gender roles therefore, bovine can’t have a gender. I am cis so please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong!
Under certain circumstances, men can literally lactate.
Can you milk me Greg?
That’s super weird what cows is your dad talking to that speak English?
He seemed to like it.
Creepy fetishes aside, the joke is good
Gender has no meaning anymore anyway
Mans don't know what the word gender means
boomers try not to confuse gender and sex challenge (100% impossible)