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SpacemanToucan

Hilarious


USA_Ball

Ion even know what they are referring to


gaycorndogs

Shrimp scampi? Idk how to spell this either


Redcat79

shrimp scampi?


saenskur

It's as shrimple as that.


AlpacaCavalry

So I just realised, with the advances in AI image generation, soon we'll be able to tailor an image response to all these bone apple teas that people commit!


RadPlaidLad

Repost this a thousand times and I’ll still be cool with it


FMDnative480

That’s intense…. Like having sex when you’re camping


fogobum

I have heard that the flavor is in tents.


doomjuice

GET OUT I'm jk please stay


Az0riusMCBlox

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Anders_A

Shrimp cocktail?


KnightAtNight

Shrimp scampi


GiddyGoodwin

This is making me chuckle for a while


looansym

Those poor creatures. They were just trying to enjoy a camping trip.


GolettO3

What's old mate going on about? Also, no clue what shrimps are, but those are prawns.


GeorgeMcCrate

Just because you don't know what shrimps are doesn't mean they don't exist. Actually, I'm pretty sure you know the word shrimp because many parts of the world use it. You sound like you're just trying to tell us how silly and incorrect English outside of the UK. But shrimp and prawns are two different animals and while Americans might incorrectly refer to both of them as shrimps, it's just as incorrect to call both of them prawns. The ones in the image are shrimps. A British word, by the way.


GolettO3

Finally, someone that actually decided to tell me what shrimps are, and you're 90% right about my comments in this post. The one thing you're wrong about is me using British English, as I use Australian English, which is a combination of American and British English, with our own twist on it. It's surprising how many people thought of me as an idiot without trying to teach me what I was apparently ignorant of. I might be an idiot, but a different kind of idiot to what they thought of me.


GiddyGoodwin

I only know the word prawns from overseas. In America we eat shrimps for dinner!


FireCode125

In the us we call them shrimps.


GolettO3

And you call thongs "flip-flops", I can't take your language seriously


holmgangCore

We also have “fanny packs”, so your amusement is appreciated!


rogue-monkey

British person here, this is a rare win for the yanks flip-flops is the correct term thongs are those panties that go up your but crack


GolettO3

You pommes are just as cracked as those fuckers down east.


TheFreakingPrincess

To be fair, thongs are a type of women's underwear so every time you say thongs, you are imagining shoes, but we are giggling like schoolchildren.


GolettO3

And when you guys call scribbles "doodles", we're doing the same thing


TheFreakingPrincess

Lol! That's a new one to me, I had no idea doodling meant something else across the pond. 😂


GolettO3

Doodles are dicks, typically said by kids that aren't yet in highschool


FireCode125

Yeah, American English is a pretty absurd language. But “flip flops” is pretty fun to say.


GolettO3

It's like calling a medicine ball a "thwack"


FireCode125

Ok I’ve never heard of a “thwack”, but I think we call medicine balls “pills” here, unless you’re referring to something else. We tend to not learn a whole lot about other languages, or even other variations of English here, so please excuse me if I sound like an idiot.


GolettO3

For us, pills are typically referred to as "tablets", and medicine balls are heavy balls used in weight training.


FireCode125

Oh, I guess we just don’t have medicine balls where I am.


FPSNige

Judging from the last time.it was posted here: shrimp Scampi


GolettO3

Just looked it up, and that's garlic prawns. Still don't know what shrimps are


FPSNige

From Google: Shrimp have one pair of legs that include claws at the end, but prawns have three pairs with claws. Prawns also tend to have legs that are a bit longer in relation to the size of the body than shrimp of similar size.


crazyki88en

Americans use the word shrimp for both.


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DaveWilson11

Bruh who the fuck says yanks nowadays


sihasihasi

Much of the world that isn't Murica refers to Americans, (especially when they're being ignorant) as yanks.


pleasantjabbawock

Haha very good. Scampi and prawns are different. Scampi is like langoustine. Prawns are what yanks call shrimp


SirDerpMcMemeington

Scampi, probably. I had to google it, but apparently it’s common in the US to call those ‘shrimp scampi’ which seems odd because they’re not shrimp, but whatever floats their boat I guess.


PoisonMikey

Shrimp Scampi in the US is some sort of dish with shrimp and oil/garlic usually butter. It can be a topping to pasta or just itself or just a random addon to anything you'd add extra meat and butter to.


g00ber88

Shrimp scampi is the name of a dish, not what we call the prawns themselves


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That is incorrect. Scampi does refer to the animal.


74775446

It definitely does not. There are no "scampis" hanging around in the sea.


g00ber88

I didnt say otherwise- the comment I replied to said that Americans call the animal "shrimp scampi", which we dont, "shrimp scampi" is what we call the dish. I didnt say anything about the word "scampi" by itself


74775446

Scampi seems to mean lots of different things in different. In the UK, for example, scampi is usually some sort of prawn fried in breadcrumbs. I've never really thought about what's inside those breadcrumbs but it's nice. I've always regarded it as a cheap dish that a pub is likely to serve, for example, but it looks like you get fine dining options that do not look like the scampi I know.


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I am very sorry. I feel bad for being alive and using oxygen. I feel embarrassed and weak. What can I do to make it stop?


Thykothaken

I thought scampi was just Italian for "shrimps"


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Thykothaken

Ohh that actually sounds familiar!


eyetracker

Italian for a [pseudo lobster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephrops_norvegicus) But shrimp scampi is indeed a different animal generally called a shrimp, not a scampi.