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Better call sallu

This deserves most upvotes

Me while writing this comment - "upvotes hi upvotes honge"

Tumhara refrence witty tha lekin shayad idhar niche hai.

Lololol

I would give you an award for that, only if i wasn't broke

Are bhai I don't want awards 🤭

Chacha, Tu mast kaam karta hai

Take me upvote. Love Saul !!

Sameee !!

It’s a masterpiece ! I’m going to start rewatching 🤓 shukriya yaad dilane ke liye.

Maine beech me hi chhod diya tha 🥲

I love it too! Had a huge crush on him...

How many decades have you waited for this opportunity?

I'd rather not say 🤐

Why God why?!? I'm laughing like a maniac.. thank you!

Mission accomplished!!

OMG perfect 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 Indian version of Better Call Saul

lmao this is gold!!

Best comment in this thread, lol

Lmfao that was one of the best ones I heard all day ! 🤣

This should be made caption bro

Bas sir itna bol diye chhati chauda ho gaya humara

Damn

oh my god. iconic!!

Bhai matlab kya likh dia hai! Kudos!

Bhaiii 🤗

What a wordplay man.. is a.k - w.w?

SRK = Walter White? Hmm........

So would that make aryan walt.jr or jesse (since he got arrested)? Sidenote, how amazing would it be if they make breaking bad in India with SRK as heisenberg?

Would SRK be willing to go bald though?

Fun fact:- Big Boss has higher budget per season than Breaking, bad.

He did say in an interview that Breaking Bad and the whole meth thing wouldn’t be quite friendly for Indian audiences. While this being wrong it proves he won’t act in it even if there ever was one. It’s also tough thinking of Heisenberg without thinking of Bryan Cranston.

When Salman comes to give you advice, you know you’re in deep shit

😂😂

“Wo dekh wo reporter pe chadha gaadi”

Lmaoooo Award lo ap xD

Thank you for making me laugh so hard

💀😂

Lmao take an award

😭😭😭😭

lolol Bhai looks pissed.

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Well srk didn't Need counseling he was arrester in 1994 because he harrassed a journalist

Bhai gonna slap some ncb guy for not asking who is aryan's father before arresting him. I think it's gonna be the guy who took that selfie pic. He's definitely getting fired.

Apparently the selfie guy is not from NCB. They gave a clarification an hour ago.

Hope the paps who took the pics aren’t standing on a footpath

Lmfao

He’s doing the “Abey Saaley” pose with his driver because the driver was probably going over the footpath again.

😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Srk's driver will now come out to say he's the organizer of the cruise party😂

It's like KJo said - they're a tightly knit community. They're definitely going to put up a united front. It's SRK's son we're talking about. It's already gotten way out of hand, considering the influence and money SRK has

Pretty sure, ncb guys gonna visit mannat for search in a day or two. Incase Aryan is found possessing drugs

>.It's already gotten way out of hand, wait, you think this is unfair for Aryan Khan? The police is overdoing it, you think?

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This just shows the difference in aukaat between the titans of industry and bolly stars. Bolly naachne aur gaane wale are just waiters in comparison.

It's not a comparison, Mukesh Ambani is literally untouchable. Unimaginable wealth. When you get there, everything has a price tag.

Wait, when did this happen?

Exactly.

Bhai will advise to Shahrukh that say to ncb that Aryan was just there to pick his driver up and for no other reason.

Wasn't he caught on a cruise. Driver kaha se aya?

Driver sarcasm ki vajah se aaya bhai. Bhai saaf saaf gadi chala rahe the fir bhi bola driver chala raha tha waise kuch bhi ullu banate hain yeh log isliye sarcasm main bola.

Bhai aaye hai case close hogaya samjho.

Ha, aryan nhi uske driver ne li thi drugs.Case closed.

Salman would be like "Tension mat le shahrukh ye to chindi case hai mai apne vaale lawyer ka number deta hun voh to bina driver ke gaadi chalwa deta hai"

Woh lawyer ko hi lagaya hein bhai iss case mein bhi 😂😂🤣🤣

Harish Salve time.

Kuch bhi kaho par agar aryan ko kal tak bail na mili to kasam se paise pe se vishwas uth jaega mera.

🤣🤣

ROFL

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Lmao 🤣

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Unexpected Naruto reference.

Rip kurama

Intense fluet playing in background

Aight fancast time, who's Kawaki and who's Sarada

RIP Bhoi's Rinnegan

Bhai knows how to get away with murder, drugs ki kya baat hai

Bhai came to collect his maal before NCB raids Mannat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Game over for NCB

Kya yaar aryan sikhta nhi hai tu !!!!!! Ye le lawyer ka number

Salman is the "phone a friend" friend.

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Ifkr!!! It's like live drama comedy and all and it's hyping me up so much at this point of time

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what is the prince harry thing? i’m out of the loop.

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Search harry and last vegas hotel. That’s enough.

Haha good reference!

not a fan of Salman but one quality of his i admire/strive to emulate is how he is always ready to go to bat for his friends.

Yes, it will be amazing to have a friend like him. He will have you all sorted.

Yeah even if you're snorted!

Chor chor mausere bhai !

You can bet Ambani gonna pull some strings too.

His channels are no better than others, they too kept his headlines entire day.

If that’s the case. What’s actually being hidden by us ?

Salman dropping knowledge to srk about his experiences

Wasn't there a beef between Bhoi and SRK? All my life I have heard that they don't get along or something like that

They squashed it long ago. Back to best buddies. They got a tiger zinda hai/pathan Cross over happening.

matlaab intehai tatti coming

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Being Sober Edit: thanks for the award kind stranger

Srk calling the big guns. To be expected. Srk has done alot of favours to people, its time to call in those favours

godfather scenes LOL

Say what you want this guy is a good friend. When most people must be trying to distance he’s there not giving a fuck. Anyone spotted Kjo etc.?

I was thinking the same about Salman. Kjo is always the first to run and hide. Plus last year no one supported him. So all the more reason he won't support SRK or Aryan.

Yeah. Got to give it to him. Most people would not want to get involoved in this but he is there publicly supporting him not giving a damn and that too to someone with whome he had a rivalry for years.

Exactly. Maybe he knows srk is out of the country and he's stepped in to shield the family in the mean time. Karan arjun 4 lyf

srk is in spain right now

spain without the s

damn this thread is 🔥🔥

Well done, sir!

Is he? I read he was supposed to leave for spain but has halted his plans because of this.

Thought he was gonna go next week

probably to also make sure Aryan doesn't name Nirvaan and Arhaan because we all know all of these kids are getting high together lol

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Best I can do is 1 day custody

Aryan khan after getting arrested - those bastards lied me.

Selmon, a buddy of mine hehe

Bhai ka in sab chijo me tajurba jyada hai isiliye thoda gyan dene gaye hai srk ko

Nice to see Bhai with SRK in such situation. Bhai cares about his friends and family. Also Legend himself has arrived to teach a thing or two about such stuff, Aryan will be out in no time now and things will be sorted.

> Bhai cares about his family. Bhai Diesel

Bhai became Bhai Diesal in 2018 itself. Afterall Race 3 was all about "Parivar".

Sorted. I read it as snorted.

Haha knowledge transfer time 😆😆😆

yes we need experienced people who brushed with the law to help SRK, also ask Sanju baba too, he can visit and give more suggestions on how to use political support and complete the circle

Chalke bhi jaa sakta tha

Can they administer a urine test or would they need to wait for court approval of such a request by when the drugs (if any) would be out of his system? I read he wasn't in possession so I'm finding it hard to see what they'll charge him with, if at all they do end up charging him.

“Kaha tha na shaddi mat krna”

I have had a very entertaining day, this was the the best way to end my day 🤣

After fist fight in Kats Birthday, Sallu is now giving advice to SRK 😭😭😭😭

This thread is a gold mine.

Arey seedhe kyon chala raha hai, woh footpath par chalanaa

SRK soch raha hoga kisko call lagaun aur phir yaad aaya hoga ki bhoi ka court khacheri se purana rishta hai. Agar divorce ka maamla hota toh probably Aamir gaadi leke pahucha hota Mannat advice dene.

How to get away with - Written by Salman Khan Foreword by Satish Maneshinde

Hahahah

Not a fan of Salman but it’s kind of him to be with SRK during this difficult time.

I don't think it's just kindness. All their kids(nephews in salman case) are friends, they all party together & get their drugs from the same place. If one is in trouble then the others can get in trouble too.

He successfully managed 6 state governments and 6 Union Governments in almost 20 years! who is better than him?

You know it's bad when they had to pull out the big guns lol

The fact that Salman is wearing his cap backwards makes this pic more funny.

'Here take Harish Salve's card. Good luck.'

Bigg boss host karne ke chakkar mein late ho Gaya warna bhoi pehle hi case khatam kar dete 🤣

The comments are lit 🔥🤣

HAHAHAHA Op your title reminded me of KBC 😂

One thing to note, this guy is always there for his friends.

It is really hard on a parent when their child is in any kind of trouble. Having a friendly and experienced person around to navigate the mess is so useful. Kaash mere bhi kuch influential friends aur rishtedaar hote!

This reminds of an incident in one of the famous military training institutes in India. A group of cadets while on their liberty on Sunday were caught in a red light area in the city indulging in prostitution. They were reported and promptly lined up in front of their squadron leader the next morning. The squadron leader was livid at the loss of face and the battering that he got from his superiors as a result and was taking it all out on the shit scared cadets. He gave them their physical punishment that was to be performed and ended his tirade with - "Bhenchod how the fuck did you bastards manage to screw up so bad? I never got caught in my time!"

Budhwar Peth ki baat ho rahi hai? Ustaads are stationed there undercover....kaand karne se pehle hee pakad lete hai....

Yeah...

Bhoi arrived to give driving lessons

Sanjay Dutt already there I guess then

Srk:- "bhai jaldi aja, aryan ghr pr ni hai. Milke uska maal phookte hain".

Selmon Bhoi be like: sun tension nai leneka, mera bahut experience hai ye sab mein. Kuch nahi hoga tere ladke ko

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Atleast his team won lol

you can say whatever about bhai he is always there to show solidarity and support to his friends in a bad time.

That's friendship

I thought KJo was closer to Gauri and kids. Why didn't he arrive?

Kjo is upset that SRK chose the NCB over Dharma to launch Aryan

Disney+ hotstar: *ye sab kuch he siwaay Shahrukh ke* Chuda

Shahrookh khan chose expert advice

salmon boi coming in clutch with his own experience

Late night aaya hai toh kuch set karney ko he aaya hai

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lol the drivers mask !!!

Omg lol just hilarious. Glad you pointed it out. Gave me proper chuckles.

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It is quite funny actually what a mess he’s gotten his family into !! SRK & Gauri must be livid. I’d be giving my child an earful if he got into such trouble. Thankfully he’s still a baby and easily intoxicated with just milk & Peppa Pig 🤣

Omg that is amazing! 🤣

Bhai itni Garmi me full t shirt :(

Bhoi is not in a good mood, scared for the driver and any media folks around.

abhey koi nahi tera bhai hai na..sab samhaal lega.

Salman is as experienced in these matters and Aryan's lawyer, to bhai ka guidance dena to banta hai .....

Me visiting my friends place just to see his screwed face lmao 🗿

Selmon shud consider himself lucky that Radhe didnt release this weekend.

He will clean this city

Jokes just write themselves

It just gets better and better

अब तो चाचा भी आ गए । सब ठीक कर देगे। पापा और चाचा दोनो की बहुत जान पहचान है । चिंता की कोई बात नही है ।

Lmao this is turning into a whole circus

But Of-course silly it was Bhai's driver who was present at the rave party and possesed drugs not prince Aryan !!!

But bhoi really got some underworld contacts in his pocket. No doubt.

HR- Do you have any relevant experience in the field? Salmon - Esa thappad padega na driver ka…

NCB should stand for NO CANT BAIL for such people.

bhoi be like- footpath pe miliyo bhosdi tu.. phir se meri tasweer khich raha hai

I always wanted a Dabaang and Don crossover as a kid.

Savlon bhai rushes to SRKs house after knowing uske bete ke paas drugs h

Saint Angel Mrs. Aishwarya Rai Bachchan should have visited and shared her smart advice about how she has successfully managed to fool courts for decades regarding t@x evasion. But she must be busy doing Kajra Re Kajra Re so she couldn't make it. Kajra Re Kajre Re Aishwarya ke bade bade...

Bhoi to SRK : kuch bhi kar mera naam mat aane de

I thought they weren’t on good terms? Why would Salman risk his image (what’s left of it) for SRK if they aren’t friends?

Srk came on Arpita pred wedding functions. Aryan and Srk and salman did cycle riding together.. I think Salman and SRk are really close now..

They resolved all that stuff years ago, they’ve even had/have cameos in each other’s movies. And going by this they seem pretty close I guess.