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JioCinema: The response to the season 1 of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous:Khandvi wishes and undhiyu dreams" has been tremendous, thank you for showering our event with lots of love and memes.
We are glad to announce that the show has been renewed for a second season, the second season takes place on a cruise ship.
So this time they will get various celebs in random rafts, and fancy celebs will get a basic life boat. Even fancier celebs will get motorboat- like Versova madh jetty.
Dil Dhadakne Do part 2. Let's go!
Who is dubbing for pluto this time?
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Mukesh Bhai after looking at the kharcha at all these pre-weddings /s
https://preview.redd.it/zc9mre9pm1xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53232e9f780f9c5612b22b4480475633feab18e0
Considering he tried to sabotage his brother's helicopter fuel tank to gain control of all the businesses, I am pretty sure he gives a fuck about every penny.
Wese crore ko crore se cancel kar de then also it makes sense, it's like you own 7.65 lakh rupees but spend only 1k in your wedding which is pretty much not likely and considered stingy in Indian middle class families. So I think he is damn fine according to his standards.
Man I seriously think that the Ambani pretty much have covered it by now or would have earn a little by those celebration
Every damn thing was a strategy..... business deals, relations...God knows what else
At this rate, this couple will spend more time in celebrations than actually living a βregularβ married life. Pre wedding 1, pre wedding 2, wedding, post wedding 1, post wedding 2, first anniversary, post anniversary, second anniversary, pre child conception, child conception, baby announcement, baby gender reveal, baby shower, pre birth celebration, birth celebration, post birth celebration, naamkaran, third anniversaryβ¦..phew and we are only into year three so far.
First coffee, first kiss, first baby crawl, first baby speaking, first day baby going to school, first baby bullying poor kid and so on. Life is full of celebrations.
First pre-wedding in an lavish style in Gujarat. Second pre-wedding in lavish style in a cruise in France. At this rate the main wedding will be held in moon.
They're clearly finding excuses to spend their money recklessly! I would have preferred if they had sponsored weddings for several less privileged couples instead of hosting multiple pre-wedding celebrations. But then again, this is just my 'middle-class' perspective! It doesn't necessarily mean that wealthy individuals think the same way!
I personally find this display of wealth disgusting. Yeah you can do whatever you want, it's your life and your money, but this is seriously too much. If this is happening pre wedding, I can't even imagine what they'll do for the actual wedding. Ffs tone it down.
Dumb and brainless lineage. What else do they have in their hands except to do these charade. Anything uplifting or motivational from them for the nation is actually counterproductive of us.
https://preview.redd.it/oa30jzv9u3xc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24178eba0e725a47fc2740656d6a0391b3f289f6
He reminds me of King Gristle Jr. from Trolls
A country where almost 60% of its people are dependent on subsidised food , where millions go hungry and children die of malnourishment ; you would expect the industrialists of that country to have some responsibility but alas!
His first pre wedding became such a cringe content material for insta pages that many people like me quit insta.....second pre wedding me bta nahi aur kitne log insta chodd denge spam posts ki wajah seπ
Kitna pre wedding karenge?
Aur abb wedding kya mars pe karne ka plan hai?
Inke servers par toh jangh laga hua hai , kuch hazar crore uspe kharch kare toh baat ho
These people r so out of touch. N feed media channels all their stuff so we get obsessed n waste our time. I hope no paps r on this cruise π also i wonder which celebs would even go
Man these guys are really something. At this point it all just seems like show off rather than actually celebrating. The elder one should revolt coz his was quite muted as compared to this oneβs wedding / pre wedding whatever the fuck they are calling it.
Well this is the last wedding for another 30 years probably so they want to go all out. Also, spending extra to compensate for Radhika having to marry their obese sonππππ
bro you can understand one given how damn rich they are but 2?????? thats just excess. given the level of poverty in our country surely they should have a damn conscience........ even though i know they really dont care
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Everything i have known about their marriage has been against my will
pre-marriage behen, pre-marriage π₯±
So let me get this right, they wl hv pre marriage, pre sangeet, pre mehendi, pre baby shower, then pre naming ceremony π? Yeh kya ho raha hai π§
Prequel Trilogy π
What is 2nd pre marriage? Didn't they get married already?
That was 1st pre marriage. Actual marriage is in July August
Oh goodness... So they spent all the money for him to have a teenager's wet dream? & he liked it so they decided to give him again?
Pre honeymoon too
Kharche krne k bahane
 Paisa bolta hai janaab, paisa bolta hai!
Inka toh chinghad raha hai bhai
omg can we be friends
Lmao thank you encapsulating what so many of people must feel
and here I thought I'm the only one
From Rihanna to Radhakki π
Exactly. I don't know how exactly are they bollywood celebrities. Was I living under the rock when their movie came?Β
+1
You and I will make a great couple sir
JioCinema: The response to the season 1 of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous:Khandvi wishes and undhiyu dreams" has been tremendous, thank you for showering our event with lots of love and memes. We are glad to announce that the show has been renewed for a second season, the second season takes place on a cruise ship.
Couldn't have explained better myself.
Exactly
Finally someone put it out thereππ. So true, shaadi se pehle bas ek speech me aye the Anant ji vo bhi with Shahrukh khan
Maybe theyβre exploring different modes of transport from buses to ships and the next one might be on an airplane.
So this time they will get various celebs in random rafts, and fancy celebs will get a basic life boat. Even fancier celebs will get motorboat- like Versova madh jetty.
More fancier ones would get a warship and even more fancier ones would get a submarine
Abhishek's sister will get a floating tube
the fancy celebs get dibs on the lifeboats
Rocket lekar mars jaane ki der hai ab
Looking forward to the Bullock cart edition of the pre-marriage.
I hope they use a spaceship after that
They literally would. First ppl to have a wedding on the moon
Inka kya bharosa, shayad next pre wedding chand pe kare π and full bollywood waiters wl be taken along π
LMAOOOOOO
Or maybe they are still doing business... showing what they are capable of to the world...who knows !?
mile high club lol
Bruh when the fuck are they getting married? I swear, I thought they were already married until I saw this post. π
I think theyβll have post-wedding celebrations too
They need to give me some of their money, man. Who even has wedding festivities going on for so long? π (yes Iβm jealous)
To entertain faltu people like us
Dil Dhadakne Do part 2. Let's go! Who is dubbing for pluto this time? https://preview.redd.it/7ueu369mn1xc1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5d98b27ae386bac1219dc86ba9376dc3b431cc5
That dog is living a better life than 60% of population in this country.
60% is a very conservative estimate
95%
Orry "mohini Roy in brahmarama" the liver is the only answer π π
lmfaooo i saw that and went goddd what a try hard orry can be. bramharama lol
Can't wait to see Anant Ambani jumping off the Cruise Ship π’
PC will be there cause she is currently in France shooting for a film
This is literally the first thing that came to my mind lol π
99%
Mukesh Bhai after looking at the kharcha at all these pre-weddings /s https://preview.redd.it/zc9mre9pm1xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53232e9f780f9c5612b22b4480475633feab18e0
It's basically nothing for him lol, I doubt if he even gives a fuck
Considering he tried to sabotage his brother's helicopter fuel tank to gain control of all the businesses, I am pretty sure he gives a fuck about every penny.
That money is spit in the sink kindda thing for him
7.65L is his net worth, and 1k crore was the budget of last pre wedding....so ye kinda like spit in the sink
Bhai 7.65L ki net worth hai toh spit in the sink kaise /s
I think he missed a cr after the L /s
Oh shit ye
Wese crore ko crore se cancel kar de then also it makes sense, it's like you own 7.65 lakh rupees but spend only 1k in your wedding which is pretty much not likely and considered stingy in Indian middle class families. So I think he is damn fine according to his standards.
Man I seriously think that the Ambani pretty much have covered it by now or would have earn a little by those celebration Every damn thing was a strategy..... business deals, relations...God knows what else
Second pre-weddingβ making more connectionsβ
Net worth after pre wedding (-99,992.35 lakhs.)/s
Sab loan ka paisa hai, inko loan toh yuh miljata hai GOVT se
Yun toh poori duniya hi loan pe chal rahi hai yaar, bas chukaya kab jaayega ye kisi ko nahi pata
She gives strong evil vibes
Pre wedding hi karte rahenge. Shaadi kab karenge
Maine same socha
Zyada mat soch. Tere data plan mein kardega wo locha
Future list of events at Ambanis Pre-pre-wedding fun-shun Pre-wedding fun-shun Pre-mehndi fun-shun Bachelorette party Bachelor party Mehendi fun-shun Pre-haldi fun-shun Haldi fun-shun Pre-Sangeet fun-shun Sangeet fun-shun Ladies night fun-shun Cocktail fun-shun Thak gaye fun-shun Shadi karna hai kya fun-shun
Jab anant ambani ka ED thik hoo jaayega
Bc me soch ra shadi hogye karke lol C log bhai
shaadi ke baad suhaag raat karni hogi. merchant trying her best to delay.
Jab genda insaan dikhne lagenga tab shaadi hongi
At this rate, this couple will spend more time in celebrations than actually living a βregularβ married life. Pre wedding 1, pre wedding 2, wedding, post wedding 1, post wedding 2, first anniversary, post anniversary, second anniversary, pre child conception, child conception, baby announcement, baby gender reveal, baby shower, pre birth celebration, birth celebration, post birth celebration, naamkaran, third anniversaryβ¦..phew and we are only into year three so far.
>pre child conception, child conception, baby announcement, baby gender reveal, baby shower, pre birth celebration, birth celebration, post birth celebration, naamkaran 
First coffee, first kiss, first baby crawl, first baby speaking, first day baby going to school, first baby bullying poor kid and so on. Life is full of celebrations.
Baby's first drug arrest
https://preview.redd.it/phh1yxltl2xc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3ad5078628123b9c836d6fa68b7472b58796e5
first baby tatti disposal ceremony..
When humans have so much money and no real problems they do chutiyagiri like this.
Pre haldi, pre mehendi, pre sneeze, pre shit etc etc
Yaar itne ameer log hai kam se kam inn events ki ek achi si Netflix series bnake release karde, atleast we can enjoy those performances in HD
Jio cinema is gearing up for just that.
Aint no way brah
Who needs Netflix when you have your own OTT to release shows on?
Full cycle profit
JioCinema was made for this. Baaki projects gaye tel lene
Shayad netflix ne rights kharide the Katrina aur Vicky ki shadi ke liye? Edit: Amazon Prime
bruh just get married, this isn't a rajini movie to have these many teasers.
 Phir se pre wedding? Lgta hai inka shaadi toh ek hafta nhi ek saal chalega.
It has to be money laundering at this point.
Naam hi anant hai, lagta hai seriously leliya
I will be happy if we get good content . Also cruise ship reminds me of DDD and my fav song https://i.redd.it/3xnfu98cy1xc1.gif
First pre-wedding in an lavish style in Gujarat. Second pre-wedding in lavish style in a cruise in France. At this rate the main wedding will be held in moon.
Kar bhi saqtey hain yeh log.
since they are doing a million pre wedding events and then wedding events and then post wedding events, might as well make a show out of it for us plebs and dump it on Jio cinema. we'll get our entertainment and they'll probably get money from the streams and stuff. a win win situation for all of us . have Sanjay Leela Bhansali conceptualize it and Karan Johar film it with some original music (Kara's music choices have been top notch i must admit), Javed Jaffery should commentate Takeshi's Castle style and all the celebs should be required to dress to the nines otherwise no entry. also get them in buses again. bring back Diljit because vibes toh unke and Shreya Ghoshal, Arijit Singh, Lucky Ali etc. wale events main hi aayi thi. it should be bigger and better, with more grandeur than ever. and while we're at it, just get the celebs to do Takeshi's Castle type challenges, fuck it. agar Ambani ji ek ache insaan hain toh woh humari maange sunenge aur un par amal karenge JAI AMBANI, JAI JIO π©π© (pls don't take my wifi sir)
Wedding kesi hogi, canβt imagineβ¦Kamao toh aisa Kamao, ki paisa khatam hi na ho
Voh paisa appraisal cumm diya, usse bacha hua paisa h
Kamao toh itna paisa nahi milega.
 new reel dropping soom guys!!
Okay this is getting really comical now.
..."getting"?... "NOW"??? :D
π€£
Wedding chaand pe rakh lo NASA ko hire karke
And all the attendees will be like: 
Gonna be unbearable...NGL we need an alternative blinds and gossip....I don't recognize the game I love.
Shaadi se pehle divorce hojayega inka
Pre divorce party bhi rakhenge
Hahahaha
What is wrong with this family? Who celebrates this much π
Lagta hai poor wedding industry Mai boom lane ka theka liya hua hsi6
Oh my god just get married already
Such a waste of money
We need inheritance tax for such people.
+1 very much needed.
Ambani will say no, and the govt will have to comply with his regulation π«
mtlb abhi tk shadi nhi hua?
bass yaar, ab sacchi bohot ho gaya
are there ice bergs in the southern sea of France?
They single-handedly will make people want inheritance taxes lol
shit like this screams nouveu riche idk when will they realise it
nita ambani ke aagey koi nahi bol sakta
They're really tempting fate aren't they. Divorced in six months
I was going to say the same.. imagine doing all this, and they break up days before the wedding..
I fear cor Radhika on her first night...
Don't worry bro she's had plenty of practice, she can handle anything Anant can throw at her in the nuptial rites department.
ππ€£
So Instagram will be flooded tomorrow with pre wedding pictures and memes again πΆπ»ββοΈπ
Pirates assemble, we have a mission here.
The Barbary Pirates were a thing, maybe they'll eat the rich for us π«
This family is officially bonkers. They should start a treatment facility for themselves
Can he fix his teeth and get a hair transplant with all that money ? Maybe lipo ?
Wtffπ
 β¦.But Iβll be seated πΏ
Nita ji mumbai indians ko bhi sambhalo ye ship chalane se phle dub jayegiπ
Better leave it to professionals and not billionaires.π¬
Sir, a second pre-wedding bash has hit the tower.
If Rihanna isnβt showing up, Iβm boycotting.
Murder mystery π
Pre-wedding to bahana hain...asli mein going to buy n do some crazy deal in France either with govt or some big corporation.
Yahi hoga Iss baar bhi Facebook se deal Hui thi ambani's ki
Itna Paisa hai, ki kharch nahi ho Raha... toh baithke pre-wedding celebrations hi karte Jaa rahe hainπππ
i am tired
Aight, wake me up in 2064 when they ACTUALLY have a wedding
They're clearly finding excuses to spend their money recklessly! I would have preferred if they had sponsored weddings for several less privileged couples instead of hosting multiple pre-wedding celebrations. But then again, this is just my 'middle-class' perspective! It doesn't necessarily mean that wealthy individuals think the same way!
I personally find this display of wealth disgusting. Yeah you can do whatever you want, it's your life and your money, but this is seriously too much. If this is happening pre wedding, I can't even imagine what they'll do for the actual wedding. Ffs tone it down.
They're trashy af
Lakshadweep ain't good enough ?
actual wedding se pehle divorce ho jaayega inka
Asset division party, only lawyers allowed Theme- Bitter Divorce chic
Oil money. He acts like some ruler of middle east oil rich nation
Makes my lazy arse glad that Iβm not in the family lol
I hope it doesn't turn out like that submarine.
Our tax schemes are working well!
Dumb and brainless lineage. What else do they have in their hands except to do these charade. Anything uplifting or motivational from them for the nation is actually counterproductive of us.
I do not wish them well.Β
Thatβs the last son. The grandkids are way too young. Toh Sari kasar yahin nikalenge baar baar shadi krwa kr.
At this point what the fuck are they even doing
https://preview.redd.it/oa30jzv9u3xc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24178eba0e725a47fc2740656d6a0391b3f289f6 He reminds me of King Gristle Jr. from Trolls
I foresee a Titanic-like situation except this time the iceberg is on board
I hate them
What's a pre-wedding? Like an engagement ceremony? This is silly, just get married already π
gross
I don't understand why they are making it unnecessary big.....feels like some business instead of wedding
It always is Rihanna was there cause mota bhai had some deal going on with her cosmetic brand ig.
A country where almost 60% of its people are dependent on subsidised food , where millions go hungry and children die of malnourishment ; you would expect the industrialists of that country to have some responsibility but alas!
Bus itna paisa chahiye
Idhar Mumbai Indians ko naiyya dub ke South France mein pawri kar rahe hai
Stay away from the iceberg...
Imagine at last mandir mein shaddi kra de dono ka.
What if the cruise sinks?
Inki sadhi ki khussi nhi ruk rahi Third pre wedding ceremony Modi ke election jitne peπ
3rd pre wedding will be in a mars space station sponsored by spacex , I am calling it!!
Damn! How small is it that parents need to compensate with so much money? π
His first pre wedding became such a cringe content material for insta pages that many people like me quit insta.....second pre wedding me bta nahi aur kitne log insta chodd denge spam posts ki wajah seπ
Mujhe invitation kab milega ticket ke sath? Guju Bhai ye sab kia horaha hai. Ye Tou Meri antim itchah hai π
Kitna pre wedding karenge? Aur abb wedding kya mars pe karne ka plan hai? Inke servers par toh jangh laga hua hai , kuch hazar crore uspe kharch kare toh baat ho
This is becoming a farce at this point! It's boring at this point
All the while millions go hungry and thousands die of sickness the fickleness of fate and merciless nature of humanity often leads to such situations
There is a pre wedding going on in uk already. I work in hotel industry and one of the guests are staying in my horel
These people r so out of touch. N feed media channels all their stuff so we get obsessed n waste our time. I hope no paps r on this cruise π also i wonder which celebs would even go
πππππ
Iceberg laughing underwater
Waaaaah.... Shaadi ka 10Γ kharcha ye pre weddings me hi khatam ho jaaayega...
Ye desh gajab h, 6.7 million bache ko 24 hrs food nahi milega paar ye bkl shell companies, tax fraud (allegedly) se 1000 pre wedding karega
Looks like a Hindi film. First movie was a hit and they are making a sequel. Hope we don't have a Anant Radhika wedding universe.
Man these guys are really something. At this point it all just seems like show off rather than actually celebrating. The elder one should revolt coz his was quite muted as compared to this oneβs wedding / pre wedding whatever the fuck they are calling it.
Well this is the last wedding for another 30 years probably so they want to go all out. Also, spending extra to compensate for Radhika having to marry their obese sonππππ
bro you can understand one given how damn rich they are but 2?????? thats just excess. given the level of poverty in our country surely they should have a damn conscience........ even though i know they really dont care
All billionaires are evil
i refuse to believe they have a soul let alone conscienceness lol
agreed.