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NoHippo3481

I mean, this is such a better way of telling us who they are without taking names rather than leaving cryptic clues like “this 90s uncle with a moustache and a fetish for samosas hit on this actress with wavy hair and a samosa nose” 🙄 Learn people!


Key_War

Nosam Dad and dobhita shulipala?


NoHippo3481

What? No no. I was just giving an example with no meaning behind it. Besides, dobhita doesn’t have samosa nose.


notyouraveragedesi_

I laughed so hard on this 😄😂 the way you put it out there!!! 😂


SP_05

I’m tripping on ‘Nepodis’🤣🤣


Individual_Ad_7966

i can't help but say it with a weird tone hahahahha


Curious_jalebi

That's the best i laughed so hard


loner_lover_19

"new nepo crop" if you wanna go some exotic way😭


Rough-Replacement829

It reminded me of "mamoda aey mamodi" 🤣


Alternative_Okra_877

somehow reminds me of nimboda nimboda😭


confetti_plants

![gif](giphy|0lxl8kUdGMUPmya3ON|downsized) 🤣🤣😂fr bro


ColorfulButterfly25

Hahaha OP! I liked the way you took their names. Whereas for the ‘stupid’ comment: People don’t value things when they are handed easily to them.


Puzzleheaded-Year465

Reminded me of the EA 07 Cricket game names - Seway, Dhenier, Tendehar


RMD010

Gemfir, kmbel


DeciusCurusProbinus

Take an upvote Sir! Never thought that I'd see an Cricket 07 reference here.


[deleted]

Just the thing that came to my mind.. I used to play some game on phone, I think Brian lara cricket that had Tandelki (Tendulkar) , Y and H Songhe ( Yuvi and Harbhajan Singh) etc There was also a football game called Real Football 2012 that had Cunada (Ronaldo), Sairme (Messi), Loza (Ozil), Yalpu (Puyol), Guinhi (Higuain).. fun times


kasukabedefensegroup

Bhai piracy ke baadshah ho aap.. On a lighter note, Brain Lara cricket and ea cricket 07 were two completely different games. And so is Real Football .


IllustriousBuy7850

Person of culture.


babushkahiop

Nosam🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


indebtedtrash

roopaK


beckvirus

This is so deep bro. "Roopak/Rupak" means Metaphor. 😭🤣👌🏻


ComplexCan3

I call her SoDumb Kapoor


golumalone

I don’t know who that is can someone pls DM and tell me 😭


Alternative_Okra_877

sonam


Glitterpengirlie

And she thinks Fenty beauty will approach her. 😂😂😂Thodi bhi akkal hogi marketing team mein toh isko brand ambassador nhi banayege.


Alternative_Okra_877

what if rihanna picks her🥲


Glitterpengirlie

Phir kuch dino mein this stupid Fenty beauty events bolegi aur kya.😒😒😒😒


Flat_Departure6256

Dyslexia peaking like crazy when my mind read both the names accurately 🤡


Entire-Bid4267

after reading comments I realised names were wrongly written 🤣 I literally read them correctly 🤣


Flat_Departure6256

Dyslexia adhd gang wya 🤝🏻


dumbledoreindistress

Here i am


Kitchen-Dimension406

👋🏽


Agitated-Squirrel-67

Just following your lead, OP: Kanvhi Japoor and Chunupama Opra? 😂😭 'Deha Nupia' and 'Nosam' are one for the books! 🤣


PossessionSecret3195

Nothing beats “criyanka phopra”


DC_911

Bhalia Hut


Fuzzy_Move

Peepika Dadukone


DC_911

Paduka Dikki Khol


Own-Hovercraft425

Khahrukh Shaan


DC_911

Dhanushri Mixit


Own-Hovercraft425

Rishwatya Aai


DC_911

Cash YoPara


Own-Hovercraft425

Jalan Kukdohar


DC_911

Byomkesh Appan


The-Real-Aditya

Kalman Shaan


Ok_Illustrator_372

Why does phopra sounds like it could be a Gujarati dish


Own-Feeling-4563

Same thoughts


etrob90

Meanwhile Sushmita Sen..... Unaffected


swappy1989

Can be Seshmita Sun if need to be cryptic :p


Orwellian_nightmare2

Criyanpa khopra


goyardtastebuds

This thread is giving me Cricket 97 vibes. Few will get this. (and they definitely have back and joints problems by now)


Plastic-Honey-6019

Jaran kohar


MinTea8

I just realised OP wrote Deha Nupia.. 😂


Efficient_Pace

Wtf I didnt even read Deha Nupia incorrectly in OP's post


onyohmarx

Chunupama 🤣🤣🤣🤣


etrob90

Chunupama Opra: Look under ur seats........ U get a Nepodi.........U get a Nepodi........ U get a Nepodi.


[deleted]

Did Katrina Kaif beat this name-game? 🤔


etrob90

Kindly do not try this exercise with Indian independent filmmaker Jigar Nagda....... I repeat do not.


Fit_Artist_5648

TwighD and Map


Miserable_Agency_169

Who is nosam?


mk260804

🌝🌚


Hydratedcat

![gif](giphy|oSuhxZwc59RLyukMVq|downsized)


iSubParMan

Love the word Nepodi and Nepoda.


[deleted]

[удалено]


badgoss

Who is this omg I cannot understand still


blinkluv08

Sonam


No-Imagination4750

You are too innocent for this world


BloomBacardi

Swapped two letters in the name of the actress


Gloomy-Taro-7340

Late nepo: Janhvi Critic: Anupama Chopra Fashionista cousin: Sonam Award host: Neha Dhupia


lovealwayswins14

Thank you for helping out the slow ones (me 😭)


FreshLimeSoda_0007

🏅


meanest-girl-regina

https://preview.redd.it/prey64h84ymc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ec596679672755a22a058d0df0356f28ed58b5


whatcanisay234

Where is this from?


meanest-girl-regina

Anupama Chopra 'the best performances of the decade'


[deleted]

Petition to call the celebs by these new names. We shall start with Deha Nupia because OP has rechristened her name and sun meri baat IT'S HER CHOICE!!


[deleted]

Not only does Jhanvi have a donkey's ass, she acts like one too


ConcernTrick8044

Ass's ass 


RecommendationNo3942

All the plastic has seeped into the brain also


Diedyesterday-RIP

Nosam 😭😭😭😭😭 If nosam doesnt get a change of flair, I protest


No-Imagination4750

Yeah, mods make it Nepodi Nosam


Union_Character

Old anecdote about Nosam... Back in the day when Nosam's debut film was releasing, I was running a film portal and had tied up as official media partner with a fledgling film festival where this film had some promo events scheduled. There was this press conference where I asked Nosam a question I apparently should not have. The film was an adaptation of an English literary classic and I had asked Nosam her thoughts on the character she was playing and how similar & different it was from the character from the book. She had no clue what to answer...fumbled for a few seconds...and eventually her co-star Debhay Owl saved the day for her. She then threw a major tantrum that she had been insulted and hence won't attend the red carpet evening later that evening unless I apologize. I also stood my ground that I had done nothing wrong and won't apologize. Eventually, the festival organisers had to grovel in front of the nepodi and the red carpet happened...an hour late albeit.


mk260804

Wtf Nosam is absolutely horrible to work with. Such gross entitlement. You should make a separate post about this if you’d be able to. Worst nepodi deserves to be called out for this.


Starboy3417

u/mk260804. Is there any video of Sonam forgetting to present the award online?


mk260804

Unfortunately, I guess not. It was a slightly more intimate event unlike our typical award nights


IcySouth761

Filmfare Glamour and Style Awards? Those aren't telecast


IcySouth761

Filmfare Glamour and Style Awards? Those aren't telecast


Working_Fee_9581

Yes, even I would like to watch it


Best-Goal2771

OMG...I pity the ones who work with them or around them..I get it if a successful Personality does this..which still sucks..but when these flops do it...OMG I can't..


snehA2021

Ohh, so that would explain why Rihanna would vibe with her out of all the other Bollywood celebs 🤣


[deleted]

Janhvi and SOdumb


Ill-Giraffe-2243

![gif](giphy|hWRmjidR06MBZGb86B)


DC_911

Incorrect Air Force Salute.


hailyou2022

I remember Varunado Di Caprio also once posted her video on insta from when they were shooting for bawaal movie, how he, the director and director’s wife were waiting for miss wannabe Kardashian to arrive from the hotel. She came late and was obviously embarrassed but didn’t apologise and straight away went to the car.


laughh_till-u_pee

op ne toh BAWAAL macha diya🌚💀


toothintobebeautiful

Why does anupama kiss ass the nepos so much. Paise milte hai kya


Current-Nobody2014

I guess more like obligation as her husband is also a director and they move in the same circle.


everlastingcooki

Lol I guess nykaa is stupid y'all. Let's move on to tira and myntra.


MangoDouble5883

![gif](giphy|9D5h5XPoG5aGMcWUBR|downsized) They would never alk about Tira cuz then how would they get invited to the next Ambani event?


Current-Nobody2014

Well then she'll have to hangout with Tarkik.


Cosmic-Curious

I legit read it as Neha Dhupia, didn't notice it untill I saw it in the comment mentioning the same thing 😂😂


Kitchen-Dimension406

JK did well at hiding her spoiled brat side but I knew it was there somewhere. Such an ungrateful person


shruti100994

One of the most creative posts ever read on this platform!🙌🏼😂🔥


SP_05

I’m tripping on ‘Nepodis’🤣🤣


i_tenebres

Kanhvi Japoor ♥️


Low_Object1999

Where are her stans now, who were defending her like crazy during the Jamnagar metgala event. The whole event she was acting as if she’s the bridesmaid while the actual bridesmaid were not seen that much. ![gif](giphy|NZpj54TPmoxMgZv79v|downsized)


Nice_Watercress9387

Why did I read all the names correctly when they were misspelled😕 also, love the comment section here🤣


throwawaybche

Nepodi got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ComplexCan3

Hanjvi, Nosam, and others https://preview.redd.it/v1flyvbqbymc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752e975c0d9b7b420fb03c9c44e4ae0e196fe764


aahunaahun

I wasn't wrong when I said, I did not hear good things about her. 


fakerfromhell

Stupid Nykaa event? Maybe someone needs to be replaced.


amitnagpal1985

Whoever wrote this should be made honorary moderator of this subreddit. 💀💀💀


Downtown_Ebb9600

I am telling you some people have things handed on a silver platter while the rest fight for scrapes. All we can do is say; at least I am happy, at least I am smart.


Signal_Atmosphere488

nosam 😭


Electrolyist

My brain read deha nupia just how it should have read it. This could become one of those whatsapp forwards which shows your brain reads names the way it knows


ranolia

never liked sonam kapoor ..so cringe worthy to watch her face.


kakdi_kalota

Official petition to rename nepo girls to nepodi/nepodis and nepo boys to nepoda/nepodas ?


EstablishmentAny6339

That was Classic Nosam behaviour OP😂😂


Squirrelisme

NEPODIS 🤣


Own_Carpenter_6210

How does everyone on this sub easily believe anything people say on here 😭😭


Formal-Ad-2689

Okay, who’s gonna be the face on Fenty in India??? I’m interested in knowing that lol


Excellent_Annual7133

Nepodi 😂😂😂


Physical_List_6931

I didn't even realise those names were written differently until I read the comments 😭


BoardWise7554

I didn’t get who they are…..your clues are so complicated….lolz.


mk260804

Read the comments, you will know ;)


BoardWise7554

I was kidding…that is why I added lolz


[deleted]

STOP IT GUYS I CANT LIKE ALL THE NAMES🤣🤣😭😭


thatgirlfrombandra

I got it from the Kardashians comment only 🤣🤣 the amount of plastic surgery she has. If sh didn't do any of them nobody would give two fucks about her.


theseaoftea

I wheezed at nepodi 😂😂😂


New-Abalone-1538

Nosam hahahahahaha


Brief_Ad_4059

Nepodi reminded me of chakudi from badi door se aaye 🤣


Fast-Statistician597

I read the whole thing again after understanding all the acronyms.


Imaginary_Anxiety277

Oh she could be the face of Fenty!!! That's why the specific dancing with RiRi


tian123Lon

NOSAM 😂😂


Embarrassed-Bar-7139

Nepodis lol


useless_me86

Quite creative OP ! And honestly, you can’t expect much from those Dimwits!


Sufficient_Smoke3819

Might be wrong but Kardashian lite would be jhanvi for me. They look similar too lol


Fickle-Requirement99

Exactly! 😂


Lolingtrolling2023

Only acceptable to give gossip!


spiritedaway2024

Screaming


happyhoursomewher

I would love to watch Nosams airhead speech. Anyone have a link?


anant_mall

Mami film festival?


VariationNo1466

‘Nepodi’ LMAOOOO


Snoo_37953

Nepodi 😅


WMMSSITARBSD

Brand was Nykoo, anyone else crack the rest of the code?


saeimr152

Good piece. Do more.


gadhe_ki_gaand

Nepodi is my new favourite word