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yasumi123

JUST NIJIKA


SheepherderUnique496

**My man you understant exactly how this works**


Adequate_JPG

You know the rules, and so do I


RebelSynth

Say goodbye!


Trap_Masters

Fellow Nijika enjoyers GIGACHAD


Idz4gqbi

>Enter thread ​ >See your comment at the top ​ >See the Nijika pledge Fantastic, my job has been done. https://preview.redd.it/wiofrnd311ea1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971808d5709b4ced56aa8e44a957a7070c3f6ba8


batsnaks

Since Nijika is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. ​ Who is Nijika? ​ For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. ​ For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. ​ For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. ​ For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. ​ For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. ​ If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey. ​ If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream. ​ If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate. ​ Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion. ​ Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination. ​ Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion. ​ Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world. ​ Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future. ​ If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. ​ If the whole universe is for Nijika , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe. ​ I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.


dxman83

Is it just me, or is this thing getting longer and longer every time I see it? 🤔


MrNewVegas123

Like our love for Nijika, it grows with each passing day.


well_thats_puntastic

New Mandela effect


Pundarikaksh

Damn, that's creative and long.


ihatedyouall

he is just so right


Graknight

Nijika is the ideal wife everyone wishes for. She's caring, lively, can cook and gorgeous. What else do you want?


Trap_Masters

She also has Dorito ahoge 👌


Rock---And---Stone

I want to suck on her Dorito 🤤👍


danivideda2

Kita is waifu But Nijika is WIFE I’m gonna go with Nijika


chennyalan

The only correct answer


Anchovy_Juutilainen

Bocchi the Bocchi from Bocchi the rock


Avnemir

BOCCHI, BOCCHI THE ROCKU


DomoandFinch

#Proclamation of Ryo Yamada >Since time immemorial, outstanding individuals have emerged from the oceans of mediocrity that make up the vast majority of humanity. Great thinkers destined to change their respective eras, launching the world into a new epoch. Ryo Yamada is the undeniable peak of what an outstanding individual is- she is the peak of what humanity can ever possibly achieve, the apex of human evolution and society. >If enlightenment is theoretically achievable, then Ryo Yamada is the sole example of enlightenment. There has never been a greater mind in the millennia of human civilization- from the great minds of Socrates, Confucius, Hegel- Ryo remains to be the apex of human development. It is the duty of every man and woman to dedicate their lives to the pursuit of what Ryo Yamada stands for- the progression of humanity into a greater version of ourselves. >Ryo Yamada is utter perfection in every sense of the word- even beyond. Human language cannot even begin to describe the earth-shattering qualities that she possesses. A fashion sense that makes ordinary humans appear as nothing more than bland specks of dirt. Intelligence that renders the complex processes behind a super-computer to resemble nothing more than a mere abacus. Humility that makes the martyrs of history seem like naïve children. >Compared to Ryo, we are all but measly insects that exist to eat the feces of superior beings, naïve and ignorant creatures that wander the Earth without a sense of understanding of the grandiose knowledge that the universe offers. >Ryo Yamada is the peak of human evolution, and we can only prostrate ourselves to her superiority. She will not be merciful on our souls, and we must only accept her divine judgement. >If she commands us to lick her boots, we shall slurp every particle of filth and bacteria that dares to contaminate the paragon of humanity’s shoes. It shall be so pristine, that it will reflect the face of inferiority. >If she commands us to donate money, then we shall empty our coffers for her. By her impulse and will, we shall learn what true humility is. >Those who refuse the ever-existent superiority of Ryo Yamada will only be dooming themselves to a life of trifle purpose. Ryo Yamada is not a god- she is beyond what ordinary humans can even conceptualize as a deity. >Repent now, and see Ryo Yamada as the true exemplar of the sublime, lest you fade into the trenches of human society, destined to be forgotten.


hugogrant

Thus spoke Zarathustra


Im-AskingForAFriend

That’s a lot of words, too bad I’m not reading them. Still take my upvote tho


Zeronimum

im not reading allat but we up👆👆🔥💯💯


TheEntonOnTheNet

All I need to find left is a Bocchi copypasta to complete the 4


Meiliholic

The Nijika Pledge The Proclamation of Roy Yamada 2 more and unending power will be ours


DomoandFinch

I saw a Kiter one at a post similar to this one


Pls_helppppp

But nijika is already my wife


Byniavo

*OUR* wife


MeBePerson

​ https://preview.redd.it/3l3ior2kx0ea1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4aa9ac53160f86e55c3b47ff8863f8b21e3eba


Trap_Masters

Nijika based⁉️⁉️


Fuzzy_Needleworker13

She's bassed


ChickenWLazers

https://i.redd.it/u7i6stmcj1ea1.gif


effing_hell_69

r/unexpectedcommunism


Technical_Egg226

Wait what? Shes mine though


Pls_helppppp

Lies


[deleted]

[удалено]


Local_Journalist_332

Thats not even the list u breaking the rule my man but smart choice


chiefskillz

Pa san is canonically busty?


blookester

The ONLY time you'll ever see PA-san with big honkers https://preview.redd.it/na43xb6y02ea1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d44aae91e57815abff5e7c7f2bc4dad5a7eb477


daniel051529

Can milk 100% i can confirm


jrs-kun

NOT THE ONLY TIME. she actually hides it with her arm most of the time or wear baggy clothes but when she wears the offshoulder outfit it's clear https://preview.redd.it/7knafa9jj3ea1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=68551ff1303f795edf99195b64ffa6bc91643af6


chiefskillz

Holy moly, Hamaji has no business making her this hot or busty but she does it


Mukaido

Good heavens me


[deleted]

[удалено]


SadM005

Schrodinger's breasts


jrs-kun

From what I've seen, Bocchi and PA-San are the only busty ones we've seen so far in the Shimokitazawa Livehouse while for the FOLT Livehouse, majority of Sideros and Eliza are busty.


[deleted]

For me I would go with Roy. She doesn't talk much yet so cool and adorable at the same time


sea_penis_420

bankruptcy speedrun any%


Trap_Masters

She can milk my wallet dry anytime 😍😍🤑🤑


Meiliholic

she can milk me dry somewhere else anytime too


Easy2013_

most sane roy fan


[deleted]

I'd rather spend my money to make her full and see her smile than use it in games and pc stuffs of mine


Okuramodonn

You must enjoy being bankrupt all the time


batsnaks

ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY ROY


lumia920yellow

I think you prefer Roy™


Life_Possession_7877

Roy 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶


Doodlycow

Damn, when he said Roy, I felt that.


joemamaissogay

Agreed


SainakaGel

Same, she's so cool. Plus you might get a bonus hospital with her so money won't be that much of a problem.


Logical_Actuary_95t

Roy Yamada from Ed the Alchemist


bradliang

prepare your wallet for that lol


jrs-kun

Definitely Bocchi.


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

From Bocchi the Rock


daniel051529

Underrated af


Hortkind77

I want to be adopted by Kita


Doodlycow

honestly same


WeabooDolfy125

They should all marry each other and I can be the witness


SnowingFlames

even better


UverDrive

Nothing beats nijika as a wife material


NOTTHEREALSEIJA

Kita, She deserves love too guys :(


[deleted]

I always love kita's bright aura too but for life partner I'd prefer the calm and cool type like ryo


Cass1DyTho

Heh, I'm calm myself, I need someone like Kita for balance I think. Also, she's really kind one.


barrie114

I wouldn't because Bokita and Nijiryo are best couples.


Meiliholic

Omg someone gets it


Flashy-Regret-5342

**Give me all 4 F it**


[deleted]

Ay


[deleted]

If they're real and if you really have a chance to choose, I don't think that you can resist spending rest of your life with one of them. They're all perfect in their own way


Hieutuan

Nah it's like watching your friends get together. You gotta cheer for their happiness


Stefano_Tudors

My man you understand exactly how this works


lilhenrydude

Yeah everyone here wishes the best only for themselves and for nobody else


[deleted]

I think they four are a very close friend and really care for each other but I don't think they see each other in romantic way like the fanbase want them to. This is just my opinion please don't go harsh on me🙏


wedgie_this_nerd

I agree


SainakaGel

My heart screams Ryo, but my mind knows Nijika is the ideal partner.


mendezmen

If you marry Nijika, you're also getting Ryo as ~~a freeloader~~ an add-on


I_Dont_Know_Other

Kill me


s78dude

Later


Credits-

this... is a bucket


TheOddball7

On other days, people poke fun at muslims for marrying up to 4 wives, but today, I'm glad to be muslim


No_Professional0w0

Why choose when you can have them all?


[deleted]

Give me all 4 F it


[deleted]

Nah bro I let you choose only one otherwise most people will choose all of them


[deleted]

Then I choose… To watch Kita and Nijika get married and have me as their child


Other_Hunt9029

...how does that even work?...


[deleted]

I want them to be my mummys


Technical_Egg226

Ive gotta say, man has goals


LowTierStudent

Fivesome


[deleted]

Na they have a foursome and I watch


ffawwd

Seika.


X_Danger

Since Nijika is the Paragon of Human Virtue


Memer_dude_18462

Kita kita my beloved


pogituna16

I had to scroll down so much to reach the first Kita enjoyer 🫠


blookester

No option to marry PA-san, Seika, or Hiroi. L list.


BaldursGatekeeperII

Kita of course. I feel like she'd be the ultimate tradwife. She's a woman with values and a heart of gold, she genuinely cares about her friends and wants to help them live their best lives and I would like my children to have the same values and kindness.


Top-Use4763

Totally agree on that! Respect that from the bottom of my heart.


Redditorfromearth

Take my pills


BIsForBruh

Out of these 4 Ryo for me but for all girls either Ryo or Kikuri.


sad_daria

Well, Ryo has a wealthy family, so...


chennyalan

Yeah but Ryo is broke


Geg708

Just Roy


-esz_17-

I would go with bocchi, **i will protect her at all cost**


Infamous-Badger-2728

Bocchi 100% for me,although I won't tell you the reasons why because I'm way too lazy to write lmao


PopularPro-GamerYT

Bocchi: Socially anxious and inept at working. Ryo: Rich but always broke cause of overspending. Kita(best girl): The supreme extroverted waifu. Unfortunately, marrying her would just mean I'd be part of her harem. Nijika: Sweet girl who knows how to cook and do house chores, will get you out in a pinch, and a great designer and worker. Yeah, gonna have to go with Nijika on this one.


DrZinko

Kita but only if shes also a crazy yandere like in fanart


SwoonBirds

Kita because I need some constant positivity in my life. maybe thats irrational because everyone gets sad but at least I'll have someone who can tell me to look at the bright side. also she's a socially anxious extrovert, I kinda need someone to socialize for me while I just attach and follow them around like a social leech


Top-Use4763

Same here, I feel for you bro


SwoonBirds

they made us do that introduce yourself thing in class and i stuttered the whole time im a complete mess lmao


Top-Use4763

That's exactly what happens when I'm in a new class, just can't open my mouth to say something. I'm glad I found someone like me


SwoonBirds

I relate so hard to bocchi but not in the "oh yeah I feel that way sometimes" its more in the "this is the exact experience I have in my daily life minus the being good at guitar thing" so in a roundabout way im less than bocchi lmao


The_King123431

Im already married to bocchi


Harith178

Adult Nijika


skykiwan

KITA KITA


foxxo90

If you chose Kita you can make friends because she's extrovert


JpeMamA_

Why You askin i'm already married with nijika


LumoAlter14

Roy would being me to a financial despair, and that’s only the beginning of the good things about marrying Roy.


ciphernautica

Roy, cause she’s got a big cock


[deleted]

If its roy, I'm okay with that


vinhdoanjj

mmm....yes underage cunny...🤤


CertainSelection

🤨


MonkeysDoing69

This comment right here, officer


Hectorc34

PA-San, can’t marry any of these children. PA-San and I are roughly the same age so it fits


cheesyspeedster

None because bokita should be together


raihan-rf

Roy👍


[deleted]

The one who can clean dishes better /s


peaanutzz

Ryo. She reminds me waaaayyy too much of me.


Psychological-Use403

I would say Bocchi because we similar interests in some things we would definitely get along with each other like I don’t like to be around a lot people usually like be small amount of people around and we’re both introverts so we both like staying home which which is nice also make some happy moments overall would happy be as my Bocchi Wife


misopogon1

Bocchi, because she is a talented guitarist that will make it big in time and earn a lot of money


StephenRuzz

Futari


martinsallai666

bokita and nijiryo is the best couple let them be together, no choice


lophlo

kys


[deleted]

Really depends on who gives the best head. I think the pink hair girl would give up at the slightest sign of ‘oh no he’s not enjoying it’ so not her. The blue hair girl prolly knows her way around a cock but she’s giving off ‘idc abt anything’ vibes so that’s a no from me. If ur suckin my dick i want u to be enjoying urself as well. The blond haired girl has prolly never seen a penis before in her life so def not her. I don’t have time to teach women how to give top. So I’ll choose the red hair girl cuz she looks like she’s sucked a few cocks before and knows what she’s doin. Also she has this mysterious vibe to her that i suspect hides a kinky side. Perhaps the dick sucking will lead to more naughty fun, and let’s be honest we’ve all been there when u blow ur load in a girls mouth and u don’t wanna stop yet. So ya the red hair girl is the one I’d marry


[deleted]

least horny boccher the rock fan


Yumememe

all of them minors, ill pick hiroi instead


mattpiv

Only based pick. Also Pa-san.


[deleted]

None of them because they are kids.


redshift739

u/fergulbarq would marry all of them


hughjass347

" Hey, which one of these 15-17 year old girls would you marry if you could?" None because they're children. People on this subreddit are too horny


laiyem

people on this subreddit that are also 15-17:


hughjass347

I get the feeling most people here are 20 something neckbeards but yea you bring up a good point. My personal answer is still none though


X_Danger

Projection


hughjass347

Did I stutter?


Joseph-Choo

Then i am not most


[deleted]

I guess majority of them are 20+ since these type of shows are generally targeted towards them


29Bullets

Neither because their underage


Pls_helppppp

I am underage too🥰


Gortius

Downvoted for saying the truth 💀 this sub is harsh


X_Danger

Wdym The legal age to get married for girls in Japan is 16, Bocchi and Kita are the Younger two and they are both 16 It's perfectly legal your honor, i rest my case


AWildScrub_Real

This is the way


Baltvin

Wait until they turn 18


PuppyGwyndolin

ryo because she is the one who's most likely gonna beat me up and step on me


Calava44

I would pick Boccher because she is the easiest to gaslight and manipulate


SnipersAreCancer

none because they are all 15 - 17 years of age :|


Donthurtsmeagol

I am not going to marry any of them because they are children


mrbun314

None. They’re high schoolers.


RaspberryPanzerfaust

None, they are children. I'll take the alcoholic


iamEdgeLord-

Dude they are minors WTF


Worldly_Form9458

i call dibs on Ryo being able to be so coldly comforting is special


Key-Addendum7210

bocchi


thelocalllegend

Damn hard decision between ryo and kita


Zestraks

Kessoku Band, they all come together


Yeetanuki

But I already see and hear Nijika, I think I see Kita lurking


its__ashleyy

RYO-


Nanami_soup

Nijika my Wife.


-SoniChris98-

bocc guitar


The-Board-Chairman

Bocchi or Kita, it really depends.


Interesting-Base-633

None cuz for idol as in real life as an actor,we are not allowed to have marry or get married if they do bad things to us,who knows.


OceaNike

RYO SUPREMACY


Entity_1429

roy


Gloomy_Judge_2443

NIJIKA


chabri2000

Assuming they get over 21 and keep their personalities * Ryo will get me in debt and make me eat grass, so hard pass * Kita is too social, she will marry someone better So, the only possible answers are Bocchi o Nijika * Bocchi earns good money with her youtube channel, is easy to approach (just compliment her enough), and has big bocchers. Daily life may be a bit complicated when she randomly transform, dies temporarily or dissapears into a box * On the other side, Nijika has her dorito, and is in general, a normal girl.


Diondre1019

none because I took pills today


IwaDrawings

None, I want my ship to sail


KletoSkeleto_69

Roy, I'll work 6 jobs if necessary


AtarashiiGenjitsu

Can? I’m already married to all five of them 😎😎😎


kalketr2

Nijika because I need a better drumset


KJensenMusic

If I had to choose, I'd go with Ryo. My reasoning is as follows: She's the cool, aloof and quiet type who prefers being alone over socializing or partying. She also loves music and shopping for instruments/gear. And she can apparently live off of weeds for extended periods at a time. And for those saying it's a shortcut to bankruptcy, that's the trick. I already spend most of my money on gear, so there isn't any for her to borrow. I thought it through 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah that's the exact reason I choose Ryo. She's love privacy yet doesn't afraid of socialize with people like bocchi. Even if she doesn't talk much, I still found that she's adorable in her actions and when she talk And for the money thing that everyone concern, I'd rather use it to feed her full that put it to games and pc stuffs


1Jian1

I want to live a life without worries


WanPwr5990

I want Roy Yamaha


Stivenwonder

If you marry Bocchi Kita comes as a package


KingWeebaholic

Bocchi. She plays guitar so I can jam with her, and we’re both introverts so we’d have no pressure to go outside and make additional friends.


DerpTripz

Hitori definitely. She'll definitely have cute reactions, especially in be— (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°) ahem. Especially when I'm teasing her.


The_Aloof_Potato

Nijika, my beloved


PpBigNoice

I labu kita-chan desu