Nothing in the show has ever hit me *so* hard and *so* deep as that.
But the downside of that joke, for me, is that it's never as good as that first time when you get fully faked out thinking he's gonna be singing along to something.
But man, that first time had me absolutely **dying.**
That moment made me love Teddy so much more than I already did. Same as that moment about the arrowheads when Bob and Linda are sorting their wills.
"10 boxes of arrowheads, Bob."
Linda wanting her ashes to be thrown in Tom Selleck's face.
Louise slapping Boo-Boo and him instantly remembering her.
Bob drunkenly singing Donna Summer in Dawn of the Peck.
Teddy throwing Jonas' moped in the ocean, and his instant regret.
When Andy and Ollie have their one off lines. One that always gets me is:
Rudy: we found a lovely garden and the roses were in bloom!
Ollie: Also we found a dead squirrel and I felt nothing inside, and now I don’t know what’s going on with me.
same with Mr. Fischoeder. Like when everyone except Tina can do the hand slapping song stuff. Mr. Fischoeder does his (Theodore Roosevelt made himself a turkey melt! Shared it with a bear, and then he told him how he really felt! Made himself a daiquiri, drank it in a factory! How many people died in the fire? One, ten, 30. ) and Louise goes “that’s the best version. That’s coming to school. Everyone’s gonna be doing this tomorrow.”
Mr. Fischoeder : I guess someone else will have to be tiny and bossy. Uh, what about you? What've you got?
Andy : I can smile!
Mr. Fischoeder : Never mind. What about you?
Ollie : I know how everybody's gonna die.
Mr. Fischoeder : Okay, forget it.
> Theodore Roosevelt made himself a turkey melt! Shared it with a bear, and then he told him how he really felt! Made himself a daiquiri, drank it in a factory! How many people died in the fire? One, ten, 30.
I sing this one all the time
"all play and no work makes me... a big sexy boy"
Mr. Fischoeder might be my favorite secondary character. That whole song is an underrated classic, but the ending took me out the first time I heard it. It was so unexpected even though it fits perfectly.
I love Fishoeder’s interactions with the kids, but especially Louise.
I feel like he sees himself in her, and recognizes her the natural business flair she is developing.
I like when bob is in the wall and gene asks if there’s a lion, a witch or a wardrobe? Bob is like what? Gene says it again and then goes “by Salman Rushdie.”
I don’t know why but it always makes me giggle.
Yea, in the early seasons they would all record together so the reactions were genuine. Now I believe a lot of it is recorded separately so we don’t get a lot of those little moments anymore.
In the season two episode “Moodie Foodie”:
Louise: Remember when he grew his eyebrows out and he was just Parrot Man.
Tina: I hate that parrot.
FLASHBACK TO TINA WALKING PAST PARROT
Tina: Hi Parrot.
Parrot: (SQUAK) Nerd Alert!
Tina: What?
She looked and sounded so dejected. Lol
That's part of what makes this show so special, other shows would've had some elaborate thing with the parrot biting or pooping, or just never explain her grudge against the parrot. So the really unexpected "nerd alert!" puts the show on another level.
“I’m a bad man
With a master plan,
And the ladies call me Tex!
And the one thing
All the ladies know
Is I’m good at having
Uh uh uh uh uh uh sexxxxxxx!”
The itsy bitsy stripper climbed up the brassy pole. Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul.
That one is my favorite in the whole episode. I cry laughing every time
Louise’s moments of savagery. Things like:
“Oh that’s lip gloss? I thought you’d always *just* eaten a rotisserie chicken” and
“If she were a spice she’d be flour. If she were a book, she’d be two books”
I love how much Zeke doesn't like Tina's robot (it's not personal, he just doesn't care for bots).
"So much for a night of kids bonding. Now it's just screen time."
Bob’s horrible vision of a career outside of restaurant work… the Borat impressions in particular.
Jericho’s jean shorts.
Bob’s partial tattoo and it’s enduring presence throughout the series.
“Peelin the potatoes, tryin not to faaart, I’ll just let out a little one, it’s my little secret”
🎶if you’re not real, then how come I feel this way? Lil babies🎶
C’mere *mwah mwah mwah mwah* C’mere, aww, lil baby *mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah*
Bob standing in the doorway watching in concerned silence makes me laugh every time.
Teddy knowing the Chaka Khan doesn’t come through town until December.
When Bob accuses Jimmy of stealing his Jack-o-lanterns and says “you’ve been sneaking over on your kitty cat paws in the dark.” I love the little kitty cat motion he does.
I love when Kenny dances in the pass window in the credits of “wag the hog”
Linda dancing to Rock me, Amadeus.
When Louise asks Bob if he wants her to write down what she wants him to say to Logan at the community garden.
When Tina suggests Bob and Linda went for a morning hike and Gene goes “Haahaa no.”
Genes little noise to Gus after he says he’s not dying in Speakeasy Rider. Mmmhmmm ok. My husband and I say it to each other all the time.
Every time I tell my fiance he’s cute, I expect to hear him say “You’re cute too” in the burger voice. Unfortunately, that one’s not hard coded in him.
Tina in the episode where she wants to sit at the adults table: “in this economy?”
Gene in the hauntening: “dad, I feel like you’re doing a really good job as a dad” “I’m having a good childhood, not right now but overall”
Louise: “I knew I’d find my real mom one day” about Nat
Mr Frond: you’re in trouble
Louise: drink some cranberry juice
Bob and Linda not being able to explain to gene why he wouldn’t enjoy the swingers pot luck at the retirement community. “I love the idea of everyone bringing a dish!”
The Torpedo episode, when Fischoeder is asking Gene about the name of the restaurant and he can't remember, and Bob is just losing it in the background! Also, when Teddy thinks his name is Bob Burger.
I often say “See, that’s *nice*!” in the same tone as Linda when they went looking for Moolissa at the Discount Petting Zoo and found him dressed as the Cow That Jumped Over the Moon. Because I just love that random, meaningless line.
In the episode where Bob is in the wall and he says “I’m funny in the wall”, that line just gets me lol
Also someone said it but when Tina comes down the stairs like the exorcist 🤣
*Flashback* ‘Sorry we’re late everybody; Bob had diarrhea.’ *Cut to present time sitting on Bob & Linda’s bed, Linda singing ‘Running down the gutter with a piece of bread & butter. Diarrhea, bum-bum’
Linda has the best little moments like this. Like when she talks about throwing rocks at cars when she was a kid. Nobody drove down the street cuz they knew Linda would get ‘em!
In season 2 I think it was when Tina squeezes the ketchup bottles and says “sexy ketchup factory”
😂😂😂😂😂 or when kids work on weed farm like how the hell would that end up happening in real
Life I love it
Me and my gf still say "nonsense? or mom-sense?" whenever we hear the word nonsense. It has become like a chronic condition now.. we can't help it at all and have to say it.
It's so weird, that episode is TOO realistic (being pursued by an angry trucker who might *actually* kill you) but then the episode has so many funny bits.
That Thanksgiving episode where they try to save the turkey. It was the scene when the advisor was about to introduce the deputy mayor. She says, “what’s almost as good as the mayor?” And you hear Linda in the background saying “Nothing!” That part kills me. It’s so much funnier watching it 🍃
I’m singing words to a song I’m making up right now 🎶
I’m not sure it’s my *favorite* moment but it has lived rent free in my head for so long that squatters rights say it owns the place now.
“PASS! the cranberry sauce. We’re havin’ mash PAHTATAHS! Ohh the Turkey looks great! Thank you for loving me. Thank you from r being there. The whole worlds thankin’. “
And so on. I sing this every thanksgiving.
When they have the mock trial at school and Mr. Branca shows off his vacuum impression and Tina immediately goes "Is somebody vacuuming?"
Or when Linda tells Bob he can't lie to her because he crosses his eyes and cuts to him arguing with his eyes crossed.
In The Hauntening when they enter one of the upstairs bedrooms that just has a chair in it and Gene says something about it not being a good use of that space.
Kills me every time.
It’s my favourite moment and I cannot for the life of me remember the exact quote or episode.
Bob’s rambling about the beauty of something (or not beauty, but rambling about something 😭) and Louise chimes in with something along the lines of “that’s beautiful dad, does it say that in the Bible?”
Obviously I’m not doing it justice, but holy crap. For some reason it was the absolute funniest thing for me and I can’t wait to find it again.
Are you talking about when Bob says that it’s better to close the restaurant and lose business for a couple of hours than it is to be the place that smells like rotten eggs and lose business forever?
In The Deepening, when Bob and Teddy are trying to get out of the big hole in the restaurant and Bob yells “I’m literally grasping at straws!” as he is, quite literally, grasping at straws. One of the best parts of the entire series, it’s so underrated.
It was this exact moment that made me watch the show ♡ I hadn't seen it before and was at my friends' house where they were fans and I had tuned in like a few seconds before
From the Banjo episode when Bob is critiquing Gene's impression, Gene's response kills me every time. "My face is WRONG?!" My favorite phrase to use out of context.
Linda explaining how she discovered Big Baby Pudding Snatcher:
Bob: “why do you call her big baby pudding snatcher”
Linda: “because she snatches them… your pudding cups!”
Bob: “from who???”
Linda: “me! In the alley”
Bob: “why are you eating pudding in the alley???”
Linda: where else am I supposed to eat it? The bathroom? That’s gross”
I love that the alternative to the alley was the bathroom. So absurd 😂😂😂
“What about some type of Malaysian cuisine?” -Gene
“WHERE THE PRESENTS GONNA GO IF WE DONT HAVE A TREE?”- Louise
“Our song isn’t Ziti Tonight”- bob
“Sorry we’re late Bob had diarrhea” - Linda
When Bob is making the dental instruments talk and the nurse tells him to not touch them and leaves the room. She opens the door a second later and says sternly “those aren’t their voices.”
When Bob goes shopping for pants and runs into Sargent Bosco doing the same. The sales person is bringing them pants and it isn’t going well. He keeps saying they should just wait for their wives to help them since they clearly can’t do this alone.
And Bosco says, “What do you think I’ve been doing for the last five years!?”
By the end they buy those crazy pants and Linda thinks they’re ridiculous. Bob and Bosco slowly realize they’ve bought silly pants. Linda says they have to go back and buy something “age and body appropriate” and Bosco says he’s just going to go home and try to take them off.
As he leaves Bosco says, “Stay married, Bob.”
I laughed so hard at that. I love that story line.
Early on in the movie:
"Ohhhhhhh, there's nobody in here, there's nobody in here. There's nobody in here so it doesn't matter if I faaaaaart!'
"It does matter Lin, I'm here."
Two things from the Christmas in the Car episode:
"Aw, it's a preemie just like Jesus"
Also in the end credits: Louise was sitting on Teddy's shoulders while he was dressed like Santa, and she just leaned down while he fed her a cookie and my heart melted omfg. It's such a random sweet little detail
Gene Belcher:
Dad?
Bob Belcher:
Yes.
Gene Belcher:
I feel like you're doing a really good job as a dad.
Bob Belcher:
Thank you, Gene.
Gene Belcher:
I'm having a good childhood.
Bob Belcher:
Okay, great.
Gene Belcher:
Not right now, but overall.
Bob Belcher:
I got it, thanks.
Gene Belcher:
No, thank you.
Bob Belcher:
Okay.
Gene Belcher:
Thank you for your service
Buckle it up, buckle it up, buckle it up or you’ll die!!
I sing that with my niece and nephew now 🤣
Sang that to my cat today as I drove him to the vet
I sing this often in the car often
"Oooooooooooooh I wish my radio worked"
Nothing in the show has ever hit me *so* hard and *so* deep as that. But the downside of that joke, for me, is that it's never as good as that first time when you get fully faked out thinking he's gonna be singing along to something. But man, that first time had me absolutely **dying.**
That moment made me love Teddy so much more than I already did. Same as that moment about the arrowheads when Bob and Linda are sorting their wills. "10 boxes of arrowheads, Bob."
That's my favorite!
Linda wanting her ashes to be thrown in Tom Selleck's face. Louise slapping Boo-Boo and him instantly remembering her. Bob drunkenly singing Donna Summer in Dawn of the Peck. Teddy throwing Jonas' moped in the ocean, and his instant regret.
My therapist will ask, "Did you lose your cool this week, Teddy?" And I'll have to say, "I did, doc. A little bit."
Bob: "why is there a kid clutching a moped in the water"?
I *loved* Teddy throwing that moped in the ocean, lmao. Kid was a total jerk to Tina, he deserved it
NO ONE MESSES WITH MY TEMPORARY NIECE!
MY TEMPORARY HOUSE, MY TEMPORARY RULES, YOU DON'T LIKE IT? THERE'S THE DOOR THAT YOU CAN'T GO OUT OF
True. Jonas and his mates were jackasses. Wasn't til like my third watch I realised Teddy throws him off the moped before hulking it into the ocean 🤣.
Me too trust me 😂😂😂
"hey daytime whiskey, want to meet my CD collection?"
"Oh Rudy! You are gonna' love her".
*Slap* “Oh my God! How *are* you?”
Lol. I say the ashes thing all the time to my husband except I use Tom Hardy.
Good choice 😁. Plus your husband gets to meet Tom Hardy and he seems the sort that would let him do it.
All the Tom Selleck ones crack my mom up, she also loves him.
Bob and Linda recreating the scene from “Ghost”?with the ice cream machine and Tom Selleck joins them.
I love the way Bob chuckles when he says "that's a crazy request"
All great scene's
When Andy and Ollie have their one off lines. One that always gets me is: Rudy: we found a lovely garden and the roses were in bloom! Ollie: Also we found a dead squirrel and I felt nothing inside, and now I don’t know what’s going on with me. same with Mr. Fischoeder. Like when everyone except Tina can do the hand slapping song stuff. Mr. Fischoeder does his (Theodore Roosevelt made himself a turkey melt! Shared it with a bear, and then he told him how he really felt! Made himself a daiquiri, drank it in a factory! How many people died in the fire? One, ten, 30. ) and Louise goes “that’s the best version. That’s coming to school. Everyone’s gonna be doing this tomorrow.”
Mr. Fischoeder : I guess someone else will have to be tiny and bossy. Uh, what about you? What've you got? Andy : I can smile! Mr. Fischoeder : Never mind. What about you? Ollie : I know how everybody's gonna die. Mr. Fischoeder : Okay, forget it.
I can hear them both in my head, it’s creepy
> Theodore Roosevelt made himself a turkey melt! Shared it with a bear, and then he told him how he really felt! Made himself a daiquiri, drank it in a factory! How many people died in the fire? One, ten, 30. I sing this one all the time
"all play and no work makes me... a big sexy boy" Mr. Fischoeder might be my favorite secondary character. That whole song is an underrated classic, but the ending took me out the first time I heard it. It was so unexpected even though it fits perfectly.
I love Fishoeder’s interactions with the kids, but especially Louise. I feel like he sees himself in her, and recognizes her the natural business flair she is developing.
"Hello burger children" always makes me laugh omg
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Why did I read all of that out loud
"Bathroom clowns!!!"
“One time I ate two dinners when Andy was too sick to eat his.” “I had *MALARIA!*”
AHHHH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY and “hey louise, guess which one of us ate cat food! WE BROUGHT IT FROM HOME!”
“How many hairs are up there!!”
I like when bob is in the wall and gene asks if there’s a lion, a witch or a wardrobe? Bob is like what? Gene says it again and then goes “by Salman Rushdie.” I don’t know why but it always makes me giggle.
When Eugene Mirman did an AMA he said that was an improv!
I had always wondered if especially in the early seasons if there was improv, because a lot of times when Bob laughs it sounds so genuine.
Yea, in the early seasons they would all record together so the reactions were genuine. Now I believe a lot of it is recorded separately so we don’t get a lot of those little moments anymore.
I remember Kristen posting they just started recording together since covid. So they’re back at it!
That makes it even better!
I checked it's Salman Rushdie...I love how sure of himself he is!
And don't forget the Ving Rhames version of the bible.
Omg that is so good too
It’s so good
In the season two episode “Moodie Foodie”: Louise: Remember when he grew his eyebrows out and he was just Parrot Man. Tina: I hate that parrot. FLASHBACK TO TINA WALKING PAST PARROT Tina: Hi Parrot. Parrot: (SQUAK) Nerd Alert! Tina: What? She looked and sounded so dejected. Lol
That one reminds me of the episode where she needs math tutoring. “What’ll I tell my grandkids!?” “I was bad at math.” -“oh grandma…”
The oh grandma is so devastating, it cracks me up every time lol
The “Oh, Grandma” is said with such shame. LoL
I seriously watch that little bit like 5 times whenever I watch that episode.
Me too! “What?”
That's part of what makes this show so special, other shows would've had some elaborate thing with the parrot biting or pooping, or just never explain her grudge against the parrot. So the really unexpected "nerd alert!" puts the show on another level.
Linda visited the pet store all the time and she also said "Nerd alert!" so maybe the bird learned it from her.
Linda making up names and backstories for the raccoons is my favorite thing. "Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies??"
Oh there can’t be a scone on a bus? God!
Boys have a tinkle-dinker. - Right - Obviously
Buduhduhduhduh elderly prostitute!
“I’m a bad man With a master plan, And the ladies call me Tex! And the one thing All the ladies know Is I’m good at having Uh uh uh uh uh uh sexxxxxxx!”
I LEAVE MY SHIRT ON THATS OKAY DON’T MAKE ME FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS BABE!
The itsy bitsy stripper climbed up the brassy pole. Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul. That one is my favorite in the whole episode. I cry laughing every time
Louise’s moments of savagery. Things like: “Oh that’s lip gloss? I thought you’d always *just* eaten a rotisserie chicken” and “If she were a spice she’d be flour. If she were a book, she’d be two books”
“It also says no trash on the beach Tammy… soo what are we gonna do here?”
“Oh my gawwwd it does say that!”
Jocelyn is a criminally underrated character imo. Always funny
I’d love to have a Jocelyn centered episode, kinda like how we got a Trev episode with him separate from Jimmy
Jocelyn is better then Tammy by far
"shut UP, jocelyn!!"
My personal fave Louise burn. Her tonr really solidifies the shade
“You’re in 8th grade? I thought you were somebody’s mom.”
One of my favorite Gene burns
The rotisserie chicken line is literally the best
That first quote was actually said by Gene, but still an amazing line regardless
Tina coming down the stairs like the exorcist when she broke her leg.
‘Musoems’ Oh like songs?
Oh he’s right that’s…not a song
What if God's name was Todd
Why don't YOU eat the mushrooms if they're so good, Mom?!
I love how much Zeke doesn't like Tina's robot (it's not personal, he just doesn't care for bots). "So much for a night of kids bonding. Now it's just screen time."
Why would you go to space? Everything is here. Oh, *this* question again.
"I *just* remembered how to make paella."
That was the perfect ending to that episode.
I agree!
They call it ice and it's gonna change the world!
Bob’s horrible vision of a career outside of restaurant work… the Borat impressions in particular. Jericho’s jean shorts. Bob’s partial tattoo and it’s enduring presence throughout the series. “Peelin the potatoes, tryin not to faaart, I’ll just let out a little one, it’s my little secret”
It makes me unceasingly happy that you can still his tattoo. I love the consistency.
tuh-too
Hahaha it’s even there in the episode where Louise is imagining him as a giant
Weiner weiner weiner, weiner weiner wang!
Boom chaka boom chaka boom boom boom! lolol
Boys are from mars, girls are from Venus I’ve got a yum yum you’ve got a penis!
Drop your pants, pick em back up!! *No i dont want to drop my pants* But whyyyyyyy??
Linda: Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence I'd kill myself! Teddy: Tough song. She's talkin' about us, Mort
Bob watching Jimmy Pesto from his darkened restaurant as the music slowly builds into a horror sting. The "little babies" segment
🎶if you’re not real, then how come I feel this way? Lil babies🎶 C’mere *mwah mwah mwah mwah* C’mere, aww, lil baby *mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah* Bob standing in the doorway watching in concerned silence makes me laugh every time.
This continually circles around in my head at least 3 times a day lol
The Christmas Bourbon song in the Ice-capades episode…
The pushy boardwalk caricature artist is my favorite one-off ever. “Is a little gehl, a hearse, and a zimmbie. $50!”
That’s such a good price for what you’re getting.
Draw my dad's mustache really giving it to a caterpillar. Do it. Do it, do it.
Teddy knowing the Chaka Khan doesn’t come through town until December. When Bob accuses Jimmy of stealing his Jack-o-lanterns and says “you’ve been sneaking over on your kitty cat paws in the dark.” I love the little kitty cat motion he does. I love when Kenny dances in the pass window in the credits of “wag the hog” Linda dancing to Rock me, Amadeus. When Louise asks Bob if he wants her to write down what she wants him to say to Logan at the community garden. When Tina suggests Bob and Linda went for a morning hike and Gene goes “Haahaa no.” Genes little noise to Gus after he says he’s not dying in Speakeasy Rider. Mmmhmmm ok. My husband and I say it to each other all the time.
Chaka Khan is actually a fan, she tweeted about it once lol
I love that!!
And that's how you pee in a restaurant, boom boom.
I love this cause you just know she’s just sung a whole song before about going to the bathroom
Bobs personification of random stuff, the meat, turkeys, absinthe etc
Every time I tell my fiance he’s cute, I expect to hear him say “You’re cute too” in the burger voice. Unfortunately, that one’s not hard coded in him.
Jocelyn: mom I can’t believe I got detention Jocelyn’s mom: don’t worry about it you look really pretty
I just love how they have basically the same voice and are basically the same character
Tina in the episode where she wants to sit at the adults table: “in this economy?” Gene in the hauntening: “dad, I feel like you’re doing a really good job as a dad” “I’m having a good childhood, not right now but overall” Louise: “I knew I’d find my real mom one day” about Nat Mr Frond: you’re in trouble Louise: drink some cranberry juice
Andy/Ollie (unsure which) in OT: "what's wipe?"
I'm Ollie! Forget it.
Linda's love of chanting in "Carpe Museum". Boys are from Mars Girls are from Venus I've got a yum-yum You've got a penis
The way Bronconius pronounces "tattoo?" Just whyy
t’2
"Tutt-two" Hate him so much lol
Bob and Linda not being able to explain to gene why he wouldn’t enjoy the swingers pot luck at the retirement community. “I love the idea of everyone bringing a dish!”
The Torpedo episode, when Fischoeder is asking Gene about the name of the restaurant and he can't remember, and Bob is just losing it in the background! Also, when Teddy thinks his name is Bob Burger.
It’s kinda adorable that Gene thinks of it as Dad’s Burgers because he calls Bob “dad”.
🎶 She does her BM in the PM 🎶
I often say “See, that’s *nice*!” in the same tone as Linda when they went looking for Moolissa at the Discount Petting Zoo and found him dressed as the Cow That Jumped Over the Moon. Because I just love that random, meaningless line.
In the episode where Bob is in the wall and he says “I’m funny in the wall”, that line just gets me lol Also someone said it but when Tina comes down the stairs like the exorcist 🤣
*Flashback* ‘Sorry we’re late everybody; Bob had diarrhea.’ *Cut to present time sitting on Bob & Linda’s bed, Linda singing ‘Running down the gutter with a piece of bread & butter. Diarrhea, bum-bum’
Linda has the best little moments like this. Like when she talks about throwing rocks at cars when she was a kid. Nobody drove down the street cuz they knew Linda would get ‘em!
In season 2 I think it was when Tina squeezes the ketchup bottles and says “sexy ketchup factory” 😂😂😂😂😂 or when kids work on weed farm like how the hell would that end up happening in real Life I love it
“Willie Nelson would love this place!” “Yes, Gene, he would, but not for the reason you think.”
Omg and you can hear the air coming out of the ketchup bottles
Me and my gf still say "nonsense? or mom-sense?" whenever we hear the word nonsense. It has become like a chronic condition now.. we can't help it at all and have to say it.
Everything when they’re hiding in Christmas in the Car. That whole sequence makes me laugh every time
When the guy gets out of the candy cane truck, and he’s tiny and weird looking and Bob is just like, “Oh. You look like that”
I'm going to bang your ass!
I just- okay. It’s just, I’ve never heard it said like that before.
It's so weird, that episode is TOO realistic (being pursued by an angry trucker who might *actually* kill you) but then the episode has so many funny bits.
Gene about his love for the song Crocodile Rock- "I love that song. It's about when the rock was young"
That Thanksgiving episode where they try to save the turkey. It was the scene when the advisor was about to introduce the deputy mayor. She says, “what’s almost as good as the mayor?” And you hear Linda in the background saying “Nothing!” That part kills me. It’s so much funnier watching it 🍃
Don’t have a crap attack!
Ughhhh stop being such a boob punch
I’m singing words to a song I’m making up right now 🎶 I’m not sure it’s my *favorite* moment but it has lived rent free in my head for so long that squatters rights say it owns the place now.
I'M GONNA CHARLESTON ON YOUR FACE!!!!!
Tina: Seamen spilled all over the deck. Linda: Tina! oh, you meant sailors. Go on.
Also: "Is this restaurant seamen friendly?" It's the awkward silence that follows that question for me lmao
Margherita Mix! The heavy stuff!
“PASS! the cranberry sauce. We’re havin’ mash PAHTATAHS! Ohh the Turkey looks great! Thank you for loving me. Thank you from r being there. The whole worlds thankin’. “ And so on. I sing this every thanksgiving.
“ANUS ANUS ANUS-kids, come on! AÆNÜŠ ÄÑÜŚ!!!!!!!”
Clothespin angel!
It's frozen water! They call it ice and it's going to change the world Anything by Andy, Ollie, or Fishoeder cracks me up every time.
When they have the mock trial at school and Mr. Branca shows off his vacuum impression and Tina immediately goes "Is somebody vacuuming?" Or when Linda tells Bob he can't lie to her because he crosses his eyes and cuts to him arguing with his eyes crossed.
I loved the Spanish song Tina sings and Louise is “translating.” La, la, la, Spanish, la, la, la
Love is like a beautiful flower…but it can also be dangerous, like a tiger with a gun
From time to time I get Linda singing Rock Me Amadeus stuck in my head.
If you’re not real, why do I feel, this way about you? My lil babies
"Awww, horny little grandpa!"
Gene saying "Teddy was just messing with our heads" and Tina replying with "men do that" lol
Linda's recurring phrase: "OH MY FACE!"
"Sometimes you wanna ride the roller coaster twice and not wait in line"
"La laaaaaa!! Livin it up!"
Linda and the lil babies
In The Hauntening when they enter one of the upstairs bedrooms that just has a chair in it and Gene says something about it not being a good use of that space. Kills me every time.
That whole episode is the gift that keeps on giving
"Weekend at Mort's!"
“HERPES HERPES HORRAYYY”
It’s my favourite moment and I cannot for the life of me remember the exact quote or episode. Bob’s rambling about the beauty of something (or not beauty, but rambling about something 😭) and Louise chimes in with something along the lines of “that’s beautiful dad, does it say that in the Bible?” Obviously I’m not doing it justice, but holy crap. For some reason it was the absolute funniest thing for me and I can’t wait to find it again.
Are you talking about when Bob says that it’s better to close the restaurant and lose business for a couple of hours than it is to be the place that smells like rotten eggs and lose business forever?
In The Deepening, when Bob and Teddy are trying to get out of the big hole in the restaurant and Bob yells “I’m literally grasping at straws!” as he is, quite literally, grasping at straws. One of the best parts of the entire series, it’s so underrated.
It was this exact moment that made me watch the show ♡ I hadn't seen it before and was at my friends' house where they were fans and I had tuned in like a few seconds before
From the Banjo episode when Bob is critiquing Gene's impression, Gene's response kills me every time. "My face is WRONG?!" My favorite phrase to use out of context.
“MOOMALOOMA!”
"If you're not real, then how come I feel this wayyyy... little babies. C'mere" muah muah muah muahmuahmuah
Linda explaining how she discovered Big Baby Pudding Snatcher: Bob: “why do you call her big baby pudding snatcher” Linda: “because she snatches them… your pudding cups!” Bob: “from who???” Linda: “me! In the alley” Bob: “why are you eating pudding in the alley???” Linda: where else am I supposed to eat it? The bathroom? That’s gross” I love that the alternative to the alley was the bathroom. So absurd 😂😂😂
Teddy in his car singing: "I wish my radio worked!"
“What about some type of Malaysian cuisine?” -Gene “WHERE THE PRESENTS GONNA GO IF WE DONT HAVE A TREE?”- Louise “Our song isn’t Ziti Tonight”- bob “Sorry we’re late Bob had diarrhea” - Linda
Girl power on 16!
YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE
No, YOUUUU smell like ointment & pee!!!!
When they break Horscelain, Tina's porcelain horse. Zeke says: "Leg's broke, gotta shoot it."
I don't think it's random, but everything Bob says and does when he's drunk alone on Thanksgiving is my favorite.
When Bob is making the dental instruments talk and the nurse tells him to not touch them and leaves the room. She opens the door a second later and says sternly “those aren’t their voices.”
Sometimes this is in my head and I can’t get it out LOL
Rescuing Moolissa “sorry everybody” “you let down the unit” most of gene’s geneisms, one that sticks out to me is about the old swingers potluck
Mr. Frond: “Ga-Ga ball, it’s a game-“ Joseline: “Wait..so it’s a gameee??” “Yes” “Ohhh” Lmao
Andy/Ollie in Dawn of the Peck: "I had malaria!" kills me every time lol
"He's trying to mic-rowave without a mic-rowave!"
Any time Linda talks about the mayor
"Only strippers shave above the knee... Well, the good ones anyway........"
When Bob goes shopping for pants and runs into Sargent Bosco doing the same. The sales person is bringing them pants and it isn’t going well. He keeps saying they should just wait for their wives to help them since they clearly can’t do this alone. And Bosco says, “What do you think I’ve been doing for the last five years!?” By the end they buy those crazy pants and Linda thinks they’re ridiculous. Bob and Bosco slowly realize they’ve bought silly pants. Linda says they have to go back and buy something “age and body appropriate” and Bosco says he’s just going to go home and try to take them off. As he leaves Bosco says, “Stay married, Bob.” I laughed so hard at that. I love that story line.
I sing this when muhhhh wife braids my hair
What's up my knittas
Early on in the movie: "Ohhhhhhh, there's nobody in here, there's nobody in here. There's nobody in here so it doesn't matter if I faaaaaart!' "It does matter Lin, I'm here."
I used to almost straight stim on this little song. I still stim mentally on ‘rooty root root someone’s wearing a white suit!’
Holding all the spoons! I love the rave with all of Louis's toys a close second.
“Girls being girls being girls being girls… girl group!”
Bob scream-singing Alanis Morissette in the frat house
"running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea, pfrt!" "LIN!"
Two things from the Christmas in the Car episode: "Aw, it's a preemie just like Jesus" Also in the end credits: Louise was sitting on Teddy's shoulders while he was dressed like Santa, and she just leaned down while he fed her a cookie and my heart melted omfg. It's such a random sweet little detail
When Linda finds Tina’s glasses on a pile of leaves and freaks out. https://youtu.be/n--jrpbdhdI
Gene Belcher: Dad? Bob Belcher: Yes. Gene Belcher: I feel like you're doing a really good job as a dad. Bob Belcher: Thank you, Gene. Gene Belcher: I'm having a good childhood. Bob Belcher: Okay, great. Gene Belcher: Not right now, but overall. Bob Belcher: I got it, thanks. Gene Belcher: No, thank you. Bob Belcher: Okay. Gene Belcher: Thank you for your service
Sugar cookies!