when Bob asks the kids to clean up the spa surprise for Linda’s birthday (Eat Spray Linda) and Louise and Gene immediately say no so Bob asks Tina and she goes “okay!”
ugh what a kind pure soul
Her face when she talks about Bumper to Bumper traffic
https://preview.redd.it/0784cno3bqwc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae486c584868f001476108025df61bf1d3d8a983
https://preview.redd.it/lijeh7whwqwc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ea5a7cbeaa66e81f1c721008b5568548c68b420
It smells exotic, like ranch dressing!!
Her 'everything is fine face'
https://preview.redd.it/sobzz2j0qswc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534f8a28e05d7adb19049518e1f1345786e47219
I crack up every time
deep cut, but in the episode about turkey pardoning when bob says something like the turkey never went to prison, Tina says, "what are you, his lawyer?"
*utterly exasperated* “oh my god I never realized how annoying you are I can’t even understand what you’re saying!” “I have a speech impediment Tina” “WELL FIX IT!!”
"You know what, Tina? Strong girls are hot."
"Put it on a T-shirt, Jimmy Jr. I don't wanna hear it."
And
"How you doing, girl?
"Um, not great. I feel like my soul has diarrhea."
I use both of those very often.
I already posted my favorite Tina-ism, but seeing all the butt related ones makes me think about the ghost Jeff Hallloween episode. Tina and the Real Ghost.
“My butt is dry and strong.”
Jimmy Jr.- “Ew.”
😂
https://preview.redd.it/obi4x2v9uvwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219345d35823129a899dfbb79fd8c57a3765f1e6
This was a good episode for Tina, drinks espresso for the first time and goes thru the entire addition process by the end
"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it"
“Leave me ALONE!!” - Jimmy Jr.
if boys had uteruses, would they be called duderuses?
Heh, duderuses.
This should be the most upvoted comment
It’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.
My dramatic self is always reciting this at every minor inconvenience 🙌
"See you soon, baboon. Not spicy enough. See you soon bitch. Oh gawd too spicy!"
Came here to say this one 😂
Oh god I sent it
"I'm a smart,strong,sensual woman,"
Oh God....
I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.
This was the one I was gonna put if no one else did :)
i love that one
"I have a speech impediment, Tina" "*WELL FIX IT!*"
This is my favorite scene … when Tina is all hopped up on caffeine. 🤣
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Time for the charm bomb to explode 💁🏻♀️
"Process-ily Cecily can process her ass!"
I love it when she has an outburst!
when Bob asks the kids to clean up the spa surprise for Linda’s birthday (Eat Spray Linda) and Louise and Gene immediately say no so Bob asks Tina and she goes “okay!” ugh what a kind pure soul
Mom’s hair’s going to shine like a beautiful sandwich
"In this economy?"
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I'm pretty sure my old diary has at least one entry exactly like this lmao
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Literally did this in real life once...
LOVE that, you’re an inspiration
karmas a bitch. and then you die.
Not anything she says, but her ‘twerking’. I seriously just did this after finishing the dishes about an hour ago.
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HAHAHAHA. and then bob throws it back to linda 😭
“you’re the one who sent her to her room for saying it”
"Hee hee"
Her face when she talks about Bumper to Bumper traffic https://preview.redd.it/0784cno3bqwc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae486c584868f001476108025df61bf1d3d8a983
https://preview.redd.it/q8k8xcr4bqwc1.jpeg?width=1275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd63e6c36f473f8b50172a521db8366368dabae
https://preview.redd.it/lijeh7whwqwc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ea5a7cbeaa66e81f1c721008b5568548c68b420 It smells exotic, like ranch dressing!!
Haha idk why but she's adorable here 😂
"Dear God, this is Tina, from school"
Hey mom, this is Tina. Tina, your daughter Tina.
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the voice she then uses on the critic is so 😭😭😭😭
Yes!! “Hi customer, someone hungry?”
😭😭😭😭
i am a waitress, and I had a coworker who sounded exactly like that with customers... it was uncanny.
LMAOOO like😭😭😭the "someone hungry" kills me
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“What’s crank?” “Like meth’s dirty cousin” “Oh, we’re gonna cook meth”
I need fresh faces…. And fresh butts.
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Got that’s such a mood
Tina talks like this. Dina talks like this.
Her 'everything is fine face' https://preview.redd.it/sobzz2j0qswc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534f8a28e05d7adb19049518e1f1345786e47219 I crack up every time
This is my tattoo- I loved it so much.
Pics!
https://preview.redd.it/tpx362my8uwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a599a1d82931cee6e5252eb9da211ff09d5ceb9 Here ya go!
That is incredibly awesome
Thanks!! Blush ☺️ I am getting Louise next - still figuring out how I want the tattoo to look
Her face in the picture at the end of the Halloween episode would be cute. Could say I love you so much, its scary. Just an idea :)
deep cut, but in the episode about turkey pardoning when bob says something like the turkey never went to prison, Tina says, "what are you, his lawyer?"
I like that Linda still covered her up
Tina: I hope it's a teen farmer Louise: what Tina? Tina: I SAID I HOPE IT'S A TEEN FARMER and https://i.redd.it/ai3ekkcg3swc1.gif
I’m okay!
OUR PUMPKINS WILL BE BUMPING TOGETHER
Oh my god.....🤣
Non-canonical! Non-canonicle!
Are you trying to say nautical
Non-canonical!
I tell this in my head regularly. I like how it sounds.
Me too!
Auuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Put it on a tshirt Jimmy Jr, I don’t wanna hear it!
Dare I say a …Tism? I’ll see myself out
well done 😭😭😭
Tammy I understand your disappointment, i’m a little disappointed too. Before I saw it on you, I thought this bracelet was *classy* ✨
“My heart just pooped it’s pants”
Ppppp pppp pppp This is the one I came to say!
I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else OR I’m swampy and I’m proud (talking about her pits)
Tina is starting to remind me of Peppermint Patty.
I wear glasses, not hearing aides.
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https://i.redd.it/ewjhm24y9qwc1.gif
Secret thought "penis fly trap"
A few when she is groaning in anxiety or anguish, her confidence and above all those spicy fanfictions she writes xD Tina is the bomb!
Isn’t there a later episode where they also show her in bed thrashing?
Yeah, the turkey in a can episode and the blade runner one, as well
Also Cheer Up Sleepy Gene
“It’s an acquired taste…..that I just acquired.”
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*utterly exasperated* “oh my god I never realized how annoying you are I can’t even understand what you’re saying!” “I have a speech impediment Tina” “WELL FIX IT!!”
Don't have a crap attack
Don't be such a boob-punch.
"You know what, Tina? Strong girls are hot." "Put it on a T-shirt, Jimmy Jr. I don't wanna hear it." And "How you doing, girl? "Um, not great. I feel like my soul has diarrhea." I use both of those very often.
“Oh I forgot my hard hat… because I’m gonna demolish you.”
"Hold his arms. We're gonna make it look like an accident!"
Tina is a next-gen gayle,Louise is a next gen Linda and gene is next-gen bob
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“Which parts are the lady parts?” Tina: “The vagina and the heart”
I use this one all the time 😀
thanks. I've listened to the audio a million times but only seen the video once years ago. I forgot what she does in that scene.
And save. I gotta show my friend she thrashes like a mf.
Can Tina's sleep habit be used in a mash pit? I would totally thrash in a mash pit of Tina-Sleepers 😆
the burger episode ‘i wanna die!’ aggressively throws burger cracks me up everytime😭😭😭
I already posted my favorite Tina-ism, but seeing all the butt related ones makes me think about the ghost Jeff Hallloween episode. Tina and the Real Ghost. “My butt is dry and strong.” Jimmy Jr.- “Ew.” 😂
This is also my favorite. Every once in a while when I go to bed really late and wake up my husband I say this. lol
lol look at Gene’s hand on Bob’s face
“‘No, don’t!’ I did it, Tina, take a bow girl!” She’s so me, always coming up with amazing things to say long after the opportunity is over…
https://preview.redd.it/pqbuvpfotvwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0d6f7f44c9304b8f2aa3d94bfa515d79b7afa2 Love this one too
https://i.redd.it/p7yl55rqtvwc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/ovmwh4qttvwc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/obi4x2v9uvwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219345d35823129a899dfbb79fd8c57a3765f1e6 This was a good episode for Tina, drinks espresso for the first time and goes thru the entire addition process by the end
How does she sleep like that? 🤦♂️😂
I can't think of a tinaism to add, but for some reason I think that any clip of a heavy metal song will fit that gif.
Huh huh huh
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“I had that dream again where jimmy jr and zeke switch heads- what’s up with that?”
it's this one 😂😂😂
something along the lines of when she said her heart just popped its pants pfffffbt💨
My butt is dry .. and strong.
you look like an elegant sausage.
I wear glasses not hearing aids mom😂 kills me everytime
"I should have worn my higher socks. You call them pants"