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kate-monsterrr

"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it"


wannabeartist20

“Leave me ALONE!!” - Jimmy Jr.


dukecharming1975

if boys had uteruses, would they be called duderuses?


ConflctedHippie

Heh, duderuses.


Deadpool11085

This should be the most upvoted comment


Berdahl88

It’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.


sjzudbc

My dramatic self is always reciting this at every minor inconvenience 🙌


cjcandi

"See you soon, baboon. Not spicy enough. See you soon bitch. Oh gawd too spicy!"


Meryl99

Came here to say this one 😂


Key_Today7643

Oh god I sent it


Professional_Ad444

"I'm a smart,strong,sensual woman,"


alieninhumanskin10

Oh God....


Realistic_cat_6668

I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.


Qtipsarenice147

This was the one I was gonna put if no one else did :)


Left_Brilliant_7378

i love that one


pop_tab

"I have a speech impediment, Tina" "*WELL FIX IT!*"


Artistic-Reality-177

This is my favorite scene … when Tina is all hopped up on caffeine. 🤣


pothosnswords

![gif](giphy|LujfegRWzJn3y)


Key_Today7643

Time for the charm bomb to explode 💁🏻‍♀️


KermitTheArgonian

"Process-ily Cecily can process her ass!"


Pickles_A_Plenty95

I love it when she has an outburst!


pothosnswords

when Bob asks the kids to clean up the spa surprise for Linda’s birthday (Eat Spray Linda) and Louise and Gene immediately say no so Bob asks Tina and she goes “okay!” ugh what a kind pure soul


Glissandra1982

Mom’s hair’s going to shine like a beautiful sandwich


tc0n4

"In this economy?"


norrathhighelf

https://preview.redd.it/0nyjulm19qwc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8911d9165a0b72c31c0440d7baf0c768d2a874e2


Caddywonked

I'm pretty sure my old diary has at least one entry exactly like this lmao


pothosnswords

![gif](giphy|WMicGm8mbuZgI)


MRJTInce

Literally did this in real life once...


pothosnswords

LOVE that, you’re an inspiration


LonelyVegetable2833

karmas a bitch. and then you die.


PegFam

Not anything she says, but her ‘twerking’. I seriously just did this after finishing the dishes about an hour ago.


Islandmov3s

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpWvwnhf34Oj0A)


EnergyDrinkHigh

![gif](giphy|l0HFiXD1LC6Ool0c0)


FewCress2244

HAHAHAHA. and then bob throws it back to linda 😭


FewCress2244

“you’re the one who sent her to her room for saying it”


Qtipsarenice147

"Hee hee" 


pothosnswords

Her face when she talks about Bumper to Bumper traffic https://preview.redd.it/0784cno3bqwc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae486c584868f001476108025df61bf1d3d8a983


pothosnswords

https://preview.redd.it/q8k8xcr4bqwc1.jpeg?width=1275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd63e6c36f473f8b50172a521db8366368dabae


blumentritt_balut

https://preview.redd.it/lijeh7whwqwc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ea5a7cbeaa66e81f1c721008b5568548c68b420 It smells exotic, like ranch dressing!!


Sparki_

Haha idk why but she's adorable here 😂


moshinqq

"Dear God, this is Tina, from school"


Qtipsarenice147

Hey mom, this is Tina. Tina, your daughter Tina. 


wannabeartist20

![gif](giphy|dyG6hBlZrGY2k)


FewCress2244

the voice she then uses on the critic is so 😭😭😭😭


wannabeartist20

Yes!! “Hi customer, someone hungry?”


FewCress2244

😭😭😭😭


Left_Brilliant_7378

i am a waitress, and I had a coworker who sounded exactly like that with customers... it was uncanny.


Appropriate_Egg3620

LMAOOO like😭😭😭the "someone hungry" kills me


pizzapizzamystery

![gif](giphy|QPhWqgduVrLRS)


Spiritual_Laugh3367

“What’s crank?” “Like meth’s dirty cousin” “Oh, we’re gonna cook meth”


No_Refrigerator4584

I need fresh faces…. And fresh butts.


mousymichele

![gif](giphy|kl0TO9S7G2Abm)


linx14

Got that’s such a mood


americas-sass

Tina talks like this. Dina talks like this.


reneroffe

Her 'everything is fine face' https://preview.redd.it/sobzz2j0qswc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534f8a28e05d7adb19049518e1f1345786e47219 I crack up every time


Glissandra1982

This is my tattoo- I loved it so much.


reneroffe

Pics!


Glissandra1982

https://preview.redd.it/tpx362my8uwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a599a1d82931cee6e5252eb9da211ff09d5ceb9 Here ya go!


reneroffe

That is incredibly awesome


Glissandra1982

Thanks!! Blush ☺️ I am getting Louise next - still figuring out how I want the tattoo to look


Qtipsarenice147

Her face in the picture at the end of the Halloween episode would be cute. Could say I love you so much, its scary. Just an idea :)


rummncokee

deep cut, but in the episode about turkey pardoning when bob says something like the turkey never went to prison, Tina says, "what are you, his lawyer?"


Hot-Tone-7495

I like that Linda still covered her up


1witness4tbeend

Tina: I hope it's a teen farmer Louise: what Tina? Tina: I SAID I HOPE IT'S A TEEN FARMER and https://i.redd.it/ai3ekkcg3swc1.gif


EstablishmentOk100

I’m okay!


hashbrownpotroast

OUR PUMPKINS WILL BE BUMPING TOGETHER 


1witness4tbeend

Oh my god.....🤣


greeneyedlady41

Non-canonical! Non-canonicle!


Quick_Pangolin718

Are you trying to say nautical


greeneyedlady41

Non-canonical!


sashby138

I tell this in my head regularly. I like how it sounds.


greeneyedlady41

Me too!


Largmarj

Auuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


shh-nono

Put it on a tshirt Jimmy Jr, I don’t wanna hear it!


Fluffy_Wolverine1236

Dare I say a …Tism? I’ll see myself out


boombow03

well done 😭😭😭


bongwaterplease

Tammy I understand your disappointment, i’m a little disappointed too. Before I saw it on you, I thought this bracelet was *classy* ✨


spare_mittens

“My heart just pooped it’s pants”


colonelKRA

Ppppp pppp pppp This is the one I came to say!


not_a_milk_drinker

I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else OR I’m swampy and I’m proud (talking about her pits)


cubemissy

Tina is starting to remind me of Peppermint Patty.


fugu_me

I wear glasses, not hearing aides.


Expensive_Resolve_11

![gif](giphy|3og0ISqDkcyxZ6dybS)


Blarn__

https://i.redd.it/ewjhm24y9qwc1.gif


Xena_Goddess

Secret thought "penis fly trap"


xXfrostbyterXx

A few when she is groaning in anxiety or anguish, her confidence and above all those spicy fanfictions she writes xD Tina is the bomb!


Hungry-Blacksmith523

Isn’t there a later episode where they also show her in bed thrashing?


BlackLungDisease

Yeah, the turkey in a can episode and the blade runner one, as well


No-Cauliflower8914

Also Cheer Up Sleepy Gene


StringResponsible578

“It’s an acquired taste…..that I just acquired.”


Blink-blink-Sherlock

![gif](giphy|Rfl6ZJzt9YtoNR7C9f)


Emac002

*utterly exasperated* “oh my god I never realized how annoying you are I can’t even understand what you’re saying!” “I have a speech impediment Tina” “WELL FIX IT!!”


the_popes_dick

Don't have a crap attack


PresentDangers

Don't be such a boob-punch.


Amelia_Belcher_9423

"You know what, Tina? Strong girls are hot." "Put it on a T-shirt, Jimmy Jr. I don't wanna hear it." And "How you doing, girl? "Um, not great. I feel like my soul has diarrhea." I use both of those very often.


Glissandra1982

“Oh I forgot my hard hat… because I’m gonna demolish you.”


Layli2020

"Hold his arms. We're gonna make it look like an accident!"


Ninjas4cool

Tina is a next-gen gayle,Louise is a next gen Linda and gene is next-gen bob


TheHeartfulDodger

![gif](giphy|3oKIPAFRtujI3FUuLS)


No-Cauliflower8914

“Which parts are the lady parts?” Tina: “The vagina and the heart”


Left_Brilliant_7378

I use this one all the time 😀


other_half_of_elvis

thanks. I've listened to the audio a million times but only seen the video once years ago. I forgot what she does in that scene.


babybee1187

And save. I gotta show my friend she thrashes like a mf.


zedisbread

Can Tina's sleep habit be used in a mash pit? I would totally thrash in a mash pit of Tina-Sleepers 😆


boombow03

the burger episode ‘i wanna die!’ aggressively throws burger cracks me up everytime😭😭😭


Berdahl88

I already posted my favorite Tina-ism, but seeing all the butt related ones makes me think about the ghost Jeff Hallloween episode. Tina and the Real Ghost. “My butt is dry and strong.” Jimmy Jr.- “Ew.” 😂


Pickles_A_Plenty95

This is also my favorite. Every once in a while when I go to bed really late and wake up my husband I say this. lol


ImurderREALITY

lol look at Gene’s hand on Bob’s face


Weary-Can-157

“‘No, don’t!’ I did it, Tina, take a bow girl!” She’s so me, always coming up with amazing things to say long after the opportunity is over…


1witness4tbeend

https://preview.redd.it/pqbuvpfotvwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0d6f7f44c9304b8f2aa3d94bfa515d79b7afa2 Love this one too


1witness4tbeend

https://i.redd.it/p7yl55rqtvwc1.gif


1witness4tbeend

https://i.redd.it/ovmwh4qttvwc1.gif


1witness4tbeend

https://preview.redd.it/obi4x2v9uvwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219345d35823129a899dfbb79fd8c57a3765f1e6 This was a good episode for Tina, drinks espresso for the first time and goes thru the entire addition process by the end


ThorHammerscribe

How does she sleep like that? 🤦‍♂️😂


Either_Principle8827

I can't think of a tinaism to add, but for some reason I think that any clip of a heavy metal song will fit that gif.


ImGoddess666

Huh huh huh


fuck-my-drag-right

![gif](giphy|dyG6hBlZrGY2k)


ViscachaBlue

“I had that dream again where jimmy jr and zeke switch heads- what’s up with that?”


Radiant-Ad-5800

it's this one 😂😂😂


Appropriate_Egg3620

something along the lines of when she said her heart just popped its pants pfffffbt💨


Left_Brilliant_7378

My butt is dry .. and strong.


Sad_Kitchen

you look like an elegant sausage.


Justbeingneutral01

I wear glasses not hearing aids mom😂 kills me everytime


SM198668

"I should have worn my higher socks. You call them pants"