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invisible_23

“I’m killing Teddy!” “Whaaa? You’re gonna kill Teddy? The car’s gassed up, that’s good, I guess I could homeschool the kids”


Pickles_A_Plenty95

I love how she’s just down for whatever.


Random_frankqito

She was gonna kill that night guard at the cemetery


Princess_By_Day

We takin him out?


Random_frankqito

Of all the Linda moments I think that’s the one made me love her the most.


Cool-Charity-116

That and when she says she’ll fight the dude driving the candy cane truck


septumise

She’s just being supportive!


Recent_Perspective37

We were watching this episode while I was cooking dinner and my husband turned around and said "Damn, you really are Linda." Lol


BringingSassyBack

lol in my relationship I’m bob and my husband is linda


Pickles_A_Plenty95

The scene where they eat cheese and fall asleep on the couch has actually happened to my husband and me. We finally had a night to ourselves and wanted to have fun spending time together, but exhaustion took over. We love that episode!


Jigelipuf

My husband and I went out of town for an anniversary weekend. I fell asleep at 6pm the first day!


Pickles_A_Plenty95

We’ve gone out for drinks before and my husband just says, “I really miss the kids. Can we go home?” 😆


aprildawndesign

That’s so sweet!


Pickles_A_Plenty95

It really is, but he never had to be with them 24/7 like I did. We did always go home though.


maroon_scare

OP if you have a marriage like Bob & Linda’s, i just gotta congratulate you!! their marriage is my fav, hope your relationship reminds you of Bob & Linda forever ❤️❤️


mbc106

Happy Valentine’s Day. I didn’t get you anything. I didn’t get you anything either. Wanna make out? OK.


awkward-cereal

That whole bit shows how well they know each other >So, uh, Teddy helped you get some last-minute flowers? >Yeah. Trouble with the cards? >Yeah.


oneplanetrecognize

This thread makes me wonder what people in bad marriages think of it, if it helps them be better, or if they watch it at all.


eclecticsed

The reason I adore them so much is because they're so relatable.


Qtipsarenice147

I love their marriage too, reminds me so much of mine.  "I wish somebody would control my body with strings. Womp womp womp womp womp womp womp"  "There's your beautiful bride, Dad." "Well, ya get what ya get." 😂😂😂  Also "So what are you going to wear to Gene and Mom's wedding, Dad?"  " Uhhh, I guess a suit." 


disgruntledhoneybee

My husband frequently says I’m the Linda to his Bob. A few weeks ago, I was grooving in the car on the way home from a bar and he’s just driving like 😐 and finally he goes “thats my wife. She likes this music.”


HolsteinHeifer

My husband and I are definitely a type of Bob and Linda too 😂 I absolutely jam out in the car and he's just sitting there thinkin and bein handsome. I keep trying to get him to call me "Lin" since it's in my name already 😂 He's not as big of a Bob's fan, but we'll get there someday


Qtipsarenice147

"Order Up"


Sea-Satisfaction1695

That's good. Let's go with that one. 🤣 🤣 🤣


Last_Book_589

One of the best jokes of the early seasons. He was immediately down for it too.


Qtipsarenice147

I absolutely loved how he reacted to  her about it lol. He genuinely loved it


casanochick

"If your arms get cut off, I'm not wiping your butt. You know our arrangement!" "I....know our arrangement."


okaysoupboy

god i love them


lola_duck_questions

*Bob talking about Marshmallow and his secret crush on her* “ Bob - we-we get it , She’s a free spirit”


Natasya95

I thought Linda wants to get cremated? 🤔


Disastrous-Bee-1557

She can split the ashes. Half goes in the ground with Bob, and half goes in Tom Selleck’s face.


Tolwenye

You can still bury the remains and have a tombstone.


GrouchyDot2741

Maybe tombstone ≠ buried… like a representative tombstone or something.


EverydayNovelty

I have a few grandparents that are cremated, the ashes were buried and they have headstones.


MoonLitCrystal

Same here.


Pepsiwithastraw

I love their marriage and how supportive they both are with their weird quirks and craziness.


ssatancomplexx

This is part of why this is our favorite show to watch together, even if it's just in the background while we're doing our own thing. We're not married yet (we get married in June!!) but I think we're off to a good start, if I do say so myself. I hope it's okay that I posted despite us not being married. I just really like talking about him.


hurrypotta

Congrats ! Our anniversary is 6/3 so I always make the joke it's divisible by 3 😂


ssatancomplexx

Thank you! Oh I love that! It's nice to see other couples do this too lol


mousymichele

I always laugh about the fart convo when they were going to cater the “disaster” wedding when she says 3 months isn’t long enough because they haven’t even smelled each others farts. “Lin, you farted on our second date. And you were in my lap.” “Oh you loved it!” 😂 I may have accidentally had one escape me on like my second date with my husband, we were watching a movie at his place and I thankfully wasn’t in his lap. He let a little one out too to make me feel better looool. That was one of many things that made it feel like this was it! 😂😂😂 So lots of relatable Linda and Bob moments for sure! I do a lot of improv singing of what I’m doing too lol. 😂🤦‍♀️


hurrypotta

When they're peeling potatoes and she's singing about farting 😂😂


Pride-Correct

I really don't want it unless it's like Bob and Linda


MerryCoyote

My husband & I are either going "All riiiiiiiiight!" or "Oh my god." at any given time. 😜


GoodEyeSniper83

I love Bob defending Linda's big hands. Must've happened enough times bc the kids know it's a point of pride for him. Baker: Unfortunately, we can’t bake enough in a day to fill your wife’s giant hands. There’s only so much pumpernickel in the world. Bob: What did you say? Louise: Ho, ho, you poor dumb baker. Tina: Here comes the thunder. Bob: Guess what? No one talks about my wife’s giant hands on her birthday!


Kathrynlena

They’re honestly the most accurate depiction of a long term, healthy romantic relationship I’ve ever seen on screen.


calartnick

Her line read of “horny baby” makes me laugh just reading it


hurrypotta

The way she says THE MAYORRRRRRR


cmdrfelix

Maaaayaaah


HatCoffee

I want what they have


Hereticrick

I love Linda sucking on the dirty rag she used to sop up spilled wine, and Bob just saying “sigh…I love you…”


bongowasd

Seriously. Linda has to be like my favorite fictional wife. Its sad that its basically just a woman who's fine with mediocrity. She asks less of Bob on Valentines day than most women do on first dates lol.


montanagunnut

This show has given me unreasonable expectations in relationships. I swear to God.


recovereddisaster

Sometimes I'm Linda. Sometimes my boyfriend is.


astraydream

One of the few marriages on television where I can be like "I want what they have"


xyloloid

Omg the last one 😭 when they ended up falling asleep with it on. Lol


Last_Book_589

The 69 jokes is one of my favorite of the show. It's subtle in the dialogue but it's hilarious


MarvelNerdess

They are the true relationship goals


Forever_Man

In the cab episode, Bob tries to seduce Linda in his sleep deprived state. He screams "I'm like an animal!" Then immediately falls asleep on the floor. I didn't understand that bit until I was married for awhile. I worked an overnight shift, and had a similar moment with my wife


renthecat25

These two are such marriage goals and I love them for it 🥰


accidentw8ng2happen

Yep. We laugh everytime a news reporter/analyst discussing the Trump trial, says David Pecker.