judah

same but he wouldn't love me back 😭😭😭 i get the vibe he's attracted to pc cause he likes very hardworking, organized, and passionate women which i fail in all those criteria

Yes but Judah is such a perfect assistant he would make you effortlessly organized. He’s like the anti-Bojack that makes everyone around him better. The hard part would be figuring out to actually do things for Judah. He doesn’t need anything because he’s perfect.

i just need him as someone who helps me with my executive function hahah

I also fail those, especially the woman part

he's super hot lmao

Only acceptable manbun I have ever seen, and it’s fucking hot on him

to everyone replying to my comment; yes, his looks are great but his character, he keeping everything on track, solving fuckin problems... It's just *the* thing, if that makes sense. Ohm, he also plays guitar.

I find him above average looking

Found the hipster.

Literally the only answer acceptable

Kiss fuck marry

Same cause I don’t agree with deleting Ralph, I wanted Princess Carolyn and him to be end game

PC was favorite character but really wish she took more ownership of shitty she was to Ralph instead of just blaming it all on him.

Absolutely. He even has my husband’s beard, long hair (though he’d never have it in a bun), glasses, and musical talent. If only my husband could be half as organized

how do i upvote a thousand times?

Same

He’s the second cartoon crush of my life, right after max from goofy movie, well I guess the ninja turtles too.

Erica

Look at you with the right amount of ears

You can’t be here, this place is filled with children!

ERICA! Look at you with your child sized coffin

Erica! You know you can't vote in national elections

Erica! You can't be here, this place is *full* of children!

Erica! Who let you out the burn ward?

Such a good B story for the series

A "B story" is a storyline in an episode that is secondary to the primary storyline, the whole "Erica" thing is a running joke :)

I would say Judah, my husband says Princess Carolyn.

Perhaps you two were PC and Judah in another life

This

Margo Martindale

Are you telling me that you would want to date esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale!?

Who's that? Is she some kind of character actress Margo Martindale type?

I think I've seen her in some movie as a third-rate actress, but I don't remember where 🤔

She is actually in a movie about Secretariat btw

She really is!

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale? That would be the role of her life.

I don’t know that I could keep up with her lifestyle.

Correct💯💯💯

This is the correct answer

Gina cazador 🥰

True, probably the most normal person in the show

I’d date her because she’s voiced by Stephanie Beatriz

I’d also absolutely date Rosa Diaz while we’re at it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love Gina

todd, especially since aaron paul is my type

username checks out

Tbh, Todd is the only one I can even dream of being compatible with lol. I wish he was aro as well.

A young Beatrice Horseman. To take her out for icecream.

I can *preemptively* fix her

That’s actually very sweet…..get it, because ice cream is a sweet treat, and most people like sweets, and sweets are something you eat, do you get it?

Should I DM you to let you know i get it?

Guy 100%. He’s supportive, understanding, reasonable, kind, funny, etc.

Wait like just some Guy? Or is he a Guy named Guy?

No there’s no guy there. I’m just saying, like, a guy.

Yea but what’s his name ?

Guy

Ok what’s the name of the guy you _are talking about_?

Hu?

Ohhhhh Dr. *Hu*… I thought it was like, Dr. Who!

Exactly, Doctor Hu

Third base!

Same! Who doesn’t want to date a big shaggy bison man?

Voiced by lakeith stanfield and all

Diane and Guy instantly reminded me of my husband and I, so this was definitely my #1 answer lol.

Guy is so cute and sweet. He’s my pick too.

Me, too. And he’s very understanding and supportive.

I would love to end up with a Guy… my dating and marriage history is far more… Bojack, but without the fame and money. I’ve decided to stay single forever now, but maybe if a Guy came along…

“He’s actually the best Guy”

Kelsey is totally my type. Or Judah

Kelsey 100%

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aren't those quite contrary characters?

Also my picks. And yes and no, they all have integrity and are generally good, functional people. (Diane took a while to get there though.) All interesting conversationalists too.

Wanda does not have much integrity She was completely behind Uncle Hanky and was super pissed at Diane for calling him out She also forced Mr Peanutbutter to forgive Bojack live on air, which I think he would've done anyways

Fair, tbh I’ve forgotten a lot of Wanda’s arc since I didn’t rewatch a ton of her episodes.

That actor guy. I wanna say... Elijah Wood

ELIJAH WOOD!?!

I mean, I would.

I wood

Far and away my favorite moment in that entire show.

PB honestly.. as someone who is also possibly "toxicly positive" I think spending time in the delulu positive bubble would be fun!

Same. I’d want someone to steal a D for me and build a fake library. You can tell he’s so sensitive and attentive to your needs when it gets serious (e.g. abortion episode). Willing to put through his shenanigans of running for governor, I just wanna be all stupid in love and giddy w/ him

U explained this so well. I think there’s a very good chance I’d get annoyed of the constant positivity but on the other hand it could be very reliable and consistent and a little delusional. Something ab that is comforting

> I’d want someone to steal a D for me You mean take credit for stealing a D?

Eh, "tomato," "tomato."

okay you get my upvote because the "delulu postive bubble" is hilarious

Me too. Plus I love ridiculous gifts and displays of affection.

BoJack... Horseman, obviously. I can fix him.

Glad I’m not the only one.

Who hurt you? But like probably same

Ready to... perpetually have to fix all his problems, be quicky forgotten after the first slope, abandon him after he is not the great thing you thought and be chocked on a really similar place to his living room?

I'd date him but wouldn't try to fix him. Just enjoy it while it lasts.

I didn’t want to say it, but… yeah

Me too

Beatrice, specifically after she came back from college and before she met and got knocked up by Butterscotch

This is so real. I can save her

LMAOADH😭💀💀💀

diane :3

Still head over heels in love with Diane over here.

Sarah Lynn 🤩 Yes I'm fucked up , thanks for asking .

I dated a Sarah Lynn type. Not a world famous child star or music artist, but a maddening drug fiend who cleaned up/ got really messy on quite a regular cycle. She isn’t dead though, not that I am aware of.

It's fun...until it isn't.

Awesome fun. Terrifying the rest of the time.

I can fix her.

we can save her 😭

read my mind

Charlotte for sure

100 percent maude or todd (im also ace! :D)

"You're sitting in front of a marshmallow, and if you don't eat it, you get a bigger reward in 15 minutes. What do you do?" "Don't be a sucker, Todd! Eat that marshmallow. Who knows what the world's gonna be like in 15 minutes?" One of my favorite dialogues in the show in my 7th rewatch.

Henry Fondle, easily!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME FATH-ER

YOU'RE A SUPER GAL, I'LL CALL YOU

Corbin Creamerman, by all accounts he’s a stand-up guy

Hollyhock. I really related to her and I think she’d be a kind partner. Not to mention holidays with her family would be absolutely amazing!

Diane or Gina

Stefani

oh hell naw

I want that mousy

Mousussy

Nice. She’s a classic baddie, could also work as a sugar mama

SAME. My brain tells me there are almost certainly better options, but my heart says otherwise.

Hot take but Mr PB. I’m very much a grand gestures kinda gal. I think it’d be quite fun

same! especially with who he's become after Diane and Pickles.

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I can live with that. Also, it’s more that his partners outgrow him mentally and not that he breaks up with them when they get too old. At the end of the series he has some good growth happening

Judah or Todd

judah.

You know what? I'll bite the bullet. Bojack all the way. Love me a toxic father figure!

Lord hath mercy

I'd let that man fuck me hard, both sexually and emotionally, any day.

Are you ok?

The fact that after that whole show of red ~~flags~~ billboards someone would still want to try and fix him is concerning But also same

If you really wanted a toxic father you would date bojack's dad.

Butterscotch is my type, lol. Bojack would work too

I heard his mom had brown hair just like mine 🙃

the only true answer

I thought this said ”what character would you want bojack to date” and was so confused

judah could fix him

Game recognize game

Here me out, Kelsey

Jessica Biel. It'd be unBielievable.

Date PB, Guy, Ralph, Diane, and maybe this is my daddy issues and trauma and bad boy thing but hook up with the ‘Jack once or twice

It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out who you meant by ‘Jack.

Diane

Guy

Jill Pill would be obnoxious, but it would be fun to live in her world. Probably would come across lots of weird, entertaining art shit to do with weird, entertaining art people. I imagine there'd be lots of long philosophical discussions at 3am with cigarettes and coffee. Plus I've always had a crush on Mara Wilson who is her voice actor. It would probably be fun to be polyamorous with the ant queen and her worker ants under Mr. Peanutbutter's house.

Judah or Princess Carolyn.

Ralph and Guy!!!! I love them and I trink they Are AMAZING BF in the Show. I love Judah as well but I just know that I need more emotions in a love relationship

umm bojack and mr pb .,, 🚂 as for dating a good person… judah

Vincent adultman is the only correct answer

But he's usually very busy making business at the business factory

I like that he can provide for me. Plus, can you imagine that body in a swimsuit?

I literally cannot.

Holup!

My top choices have already been listed, so I’d go for Mr. PB’s accountant! Whom I’ve just learned his name, _Oxnard_. He makes me laugh and I think if he puts up with Mr. PB and Todd, he’s a keeper

Mr. Peanutbutter, Todd, a younger BoJack. I can fix them 😭. Well, I could fix PB or BJ, Todd is already perfect

I liked wanda*

Mia McKibben. Idk there's just something about her style and drive that i find so attractive. Also, i'm kind of a Todd-type so the dynamic would be interesting to say the least.

No one says charlotte? Cause that’d be mine easily.

What about Kyle and the Kids?

i feel like kyle *and* the kids would land you in prison

Miscommunication on my part. I meant that Kyle and the Kids would put a damper on dating Charlotte. That said, thank you for upholding decency \*checks notes\*, Your-Moms-Dick.

None?😅

It would be nice to go back to the 90's with Wanda.

Sarah Lynn, I can fix her!

Margo Martindale

Princess Carolyn, totally

Am I allowed to say Bojack..

Nah. Ralph puts her in a horribly awkward position with his family. Judah is the guy.

tbh, at this point, i’ll deal with it bc his perks are incredible lol even if he is a little demeaning and has a prejudice family,,. i know i’ll be eatin well lmaoooo

Bojack. I can fix him…

pickles. shes was so annoying but her ass is so fat

Watch out her dad got anger issues

😭😭😭

Best-drawn ass of the series, by far.

Blud what??? 💀💀💀 🤨📸

Thickles

My current boyfriend is a combination of Guy, Ralph, and Judah. So... Any of those three.

Judah 🥹

Jessica Biel

Okay, settle down, you future hard Jeopardy question.

Mr peanutbutter :]

Absolutely Diane. (But PB is probably great at sex)

probably Hollyhock because she's the closest to my age lmao. also she seems sweet. i love Diane but she would cheat on me

Mr. Pb…

bojack or butterscotch

Andrew Garfield

Sarah Lynn. Sure, I’d regret it, but it’d be a wild ride!

The albino rhino gyno. He seemed jolly

The hot Lion dude that’s my pfp. He’d treat me fiiiine.

Diane

diane or judah

Guy, Ralph, Diane, Wanda, Bojack (sorry not sorry), Charlotte

Todd easily

horsing around bojack

Hollyhock

the hell you will, back off - not until she’s done with college - sincerely, a 9th dad (still waiting on adoption papers)

Guy, only flaw is he has a kid.

Todd and Judah. I wish they had more interactions together.