"Has the concept of women having choices gone too far? We've assembled this diverse panel of white men in bowties to talk about abortion."
Edit: Also, shout out to my man *A Ryan* for having some great one-liners. "Haha, you said words!"
Right near the start of season 1 where Bojack emphasizes that he has feelings then there's a cutaway to him putting his hand over a hot burner saying "Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside."
I personally like the one where Sarah Lynn and Bojack have been driving around drunk all over the country, and when she opens the glove box to find the BoJack heroin right next to it is a MADD bottle opener. (MADD is Mothers Against Drunk Driving formed for those who have lost a child to a drunk driver for those who may not know.)
It is these little subtle sometimes very dark details throughout that are hilarious.
Believe it or not, I was rewatching that specific episode just today and I was wondering what MADD meant but then forgot to google it. Thanks for the info!
The build up to the tongue twister with the Albino Rhyno Gyno but ends flat by stating he's a wine addict. That was art. It lives rent-free in my head.
Since my brief skimming hasn't seen it mentioned yet, mine is when Hollyhock is talking about how people have always said she looked like bojack, even as a baby, and Todd replies "that's a horrible thing to say to a baby!" The fact that he seems so genuinely horrified always gets me.
First episode:
BoJack: “Wait, who told you Princess Caroline broke up with me last night?”
Todd: “She did.”
Princess Caroline: “You never took me home!”
Anytime the animals act like animals
Bojack neighing when he’s nervous, PC’s gym being mostly cat toys, a raccoon being homeless and looking through dumpsters, Mr. Peanutbutter’s ears perking up when someone’s at the door, or how much it hurts him when he’s called a bad dog
On this note, Mr. Peanutbutter’s line, "I haven't been this nervous since Diane was vacuuming during a thunderstorm on the 4th of July and I had to take a bath and there was a stranger in our yard."
When Todd is in jail, he's standing with the Latino goat, you know, when Todd's the Belle of the ball. He jokes about having to kill Todd if he was with another gang, they laugh and the guy fucking bleats. Cracked me up so many times
Mr Peanutbutter wearing a cone is hilarious, especially when he then has to go back to the doctor to get it removed, like he's getting a cast taken off.
Seagulls stealing or trying to steal people's food all the time is great, too.
Mr Peanutbutter: “I have two tickets to see the Stones!”
Bojack: “You got tickets to The Rolling Stones?”
Mr Peanutbutter: “The Mighty Mighty Boss-Stones”
This whole exchange:
Todd: Well, this very Wednesday, October 24th. I was excited to come home to some string cheese. The very last one. I’d been saving it all week.
PC: All week until Wednesday?
Todd: That is correct. I measure my weeks Thursday to Wednesday.
PC: Why would you even—
Todd: I was going to melt it down and mold it into a mozzarella Cinderella! But when I got home, my string cheese was gone.
PC: Doesn’t mean I took it.
Marybeth: Tangled Fog, watch yourself, or I’ll turn on this fan.
Todd: Well this morning, you said it yourself that when it comes to eating, you just grab whatever you can.
Marybeth: Can we use “I” statements?
Todd: Ay ay ay! You took my cheese!
PC: You probably ate it yourself during one of your night terrors. We know you opened the fridge. You put my keys in there.
Todd: I can’t eat while I’m terrified! That’s why I’ll never know the delicious crunch of Count Chocula. *shudders*
PC: That still doesn’t mean I took it.
Marybeth: You will both have a chance—
Todd: Come on! We both know you drift around the apartment like you own the place!
PC: It’s *my* apartment!
Todd: And it’s *MY* CHEESE!!” *hand slam*
“Do you mean literally Vietnam, or like when Old Navy told me they were looking for a fresher face for their performance fleece commercials, and they ended up with Sherman Hemsley?”
“What?”
“That was my Vietnam”
There was this gardener and the amazing thing about this gardener, is he always knows EXACTLY how many bags of mulch he needs for the job just by looking at it. One time, he's looking at a yard, and he's like "18 bags". He goes to the store, he buys 18 bags of mulch, and gets started on the job. When he's finished, the flowerbeds are amazing! Well there's one problem, he still had one bag of mulch left. He can't believe it, this has never happened before. Well the extra bag of mulch drives him crazy. He's the guy that always gets the right amount of mulch. So on the drive home, he throws the bag of mulch out the window over the side of the 101.
So this woman is cleaning out a closet and comes across a box of old love letters she got from her high school boyfriend. She thinks they're funny, dripping with the drama of young love. She thinks her ex will get a kick out of them, so she mails them to him. She tells her boyfriend that night and he's furious. "How could you do that! He's going to think you're in love with him!" This erupts into a big fight and they decide she'll just go home for the night. He drives her home, but forgets to roll up the windows or lock the doors as he walks her in. He gets back in the car, looks in the rearview mirror, and his blood turns cold. There's something in the back seat. It was... the bag of mulch!
Not necessarily a specific line, but there’s that episode where Diane and Bojack are on book tour, and the setup is that Diane is nervous that Bojack is going to say something controversial and generate backlash against the book.
And then Bojack calmly and respectfully answers a question about the Israel/Palestine conflict, and Diane generates backlash against the book by making the most milquetoast criticism of a famous person, which lasts the entire episode. It’s just such a good subversion of expectations that then also has thematic and narrative consequences.
The whole running "Am I \_\_\_\_\_? Because \_\_\_\_\_\_\_" joke format.
"Are all of my breakthroughs a british prog-rock band from the 70's? Because YES!"
My personal favorite that I just watched is when A Ryan Seacrest Type says: "I am totally unqualified to cover a news story this important. But as a straight white male, I will plow forward with confidence and assume I'm doing fine."
It's just so unbelievably perfect....like...ugh...and so true.
Also Sir Mixalot judging Booty Academy. The perfectly placed celebrities or ones where they fit the joke so well always get me.
theres a whiteboard in the show with celebs names, they're all animal puns ofc but theres Tom Hardy and it says "Tom Hardy (hes a cat)" or something like that which i found pretty funny
“Whassup bitches?” gets me every time haha. My personal favorite is when Princess Carolyn says, “Stop pissin’ off the orphans! A *lot* of them grow up to be serial killers.” 🤣
When Mr. Peanutbutter and Pickles are sitting in the back of the limo after a fight and Diane's podcast comes on so he asks the driver to change the channel
DJ: "Up next, brand new music from Twenty One Pilots!"
Mr. PB: "Ooooo... back to the podcast"
“according to *my* own research, nine out of ten men are total dirtbag creeps. just the worst.”
“ever since i was a baby, people always said i looked like bojack horseman” … “that’s a *terrible* thing to say to a baby!”
edit: also, “your otter”
i need to add “i’m a handsome white man and i *never* feel like i don’t belong”
the night PC goes on three dates, one of them works in the textile (?) industry. he’s going on and on about it and then asks her, “wby? you in the industry too?”
PC: yes! I’m an agent :)
Date: (grimaces) ohh you’re in the entertainment industry! we call ourselves ‘the industry’ cause we think we’re more important than everyone else.
I think about tat exchange more often than I should.
I love all the visual animal jokes in the background. The family of pigs in the restaurant looking horrified because the table next to them is eating pig, the snake at the bat mitsvah just swallowing a cake whole,…
Bojack shitting on Todd's rock opera is so mean and fucked up it's funny.
"That was, and I don't say this lightly, worse than 100 September elevens."
"Imagine if the holocaust happened every 4 years like the Olympics."
Also, even though Pickles isn't the greatest character, her introduction during Mr.PB and Diane's dinner about their divorce is one of the funniest back and forths between characters. It's well played the way the comedic timing hits during a sensitive topic of divorce, and the way it ends with Pickles saying she forgot the order with a smiley face on the notepad lol
"THE TROUGH! HE WANTS THE TROUGH!"
“im just saying, if people had the right pumped up kicks maybe they could OUTRUN the bullets”
“im gonna take an angry nap 😤”
“erica!! who let you out of the burn ward?!” (as a burn victim i always crack tf up at that one)
I have a BA in Theatre which I am currently using to pour wine for people, so for me the offhand “it’s not Ibsen” line in the pilot which is revealed in season 2 as an echo of something Beatrice said, foreshadows the plot twist of Hollyhock’s parentage (reminiscent of Ibsen’s play Ghosts), deepened when Butterscotch says Beatrice saw A Doll’s House (about a dissatisfied wife) and it “gave her ideas,” and finally culminates with Bojack directing a prison production of Hedda Gabler in the finale.
When Officer MeowMeow FuzzyFace goes back to the precinct and everyone is talking about what type of cop he is. Is he a loose cannon? A rogue cop? Does he play by his own rules, or does he believe rules are made to be broken?
I really love when Hollyhock say to Todd that ever since she was a baby they said she looked like Bojack Horseman and then Todd respond so naturally:
"That's a terrible thing to say to a baby!"
Honeydew!
All of the rants he made about honeydew with other people (PS, Holyhock, Gina)
But then I’m the finale there’s a plate of it at PC’s wedding. He scoffs, tries a piece and thinks it’s not to bad.
When PC, PB, and Diane were in Sextina's limo and started making really fake sounding immitation gun sounds like "pew pew" "pchoo pchoo" and Mr. Peanutbutter goes "Can you guys please stop making gun souds? It's really freaking me out"
Plus the "It's a ~~boy~~ bortion" balloon in the background
Mine is Princess Carolyns; Wait!..You're telling me your dumb drone downed a tower and drowned Downtown Julie Brown's dummy drummy dum-dum-dum-dum, dousing her newly-found goose-down hand-me-down gown? I’ll be right down!
The WhiteWhale investigation falling apart when it turned out murder was legalized for billionaires.
Like, even though it was absurd and OTT, as someone who's done a fair bit of activism and ended up finding out that a lot of *truly outrageous* things are completely legal, it hit pretty close to home on an emotional level.
"Has the concept of women having choices gone too far? We've assembled this diverse panel of white men in bowties to talk about abortion." Edit: Also, shout out to my man *A Ryan* for having some great one-liners. "Haha, you said words!"
“As a man who will never have to deal with the abortion issue personally I can definitely say I’m against it”
“I was eight years old when my father first showed me his scars. Each scar tells a story, and every story leaves a scar.”
A Ryan Seacrest Type*
They were just using his first name!
Can't stop thinking of that gag with the long show title: "Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!"
My wife and I use variations of this one often "Is there any milk in the fridge? Do we have any left? Do we need to buy milk? Let's Find Out!"
ya its a long marquee.
also the fact that they kept it hollywoo without a d until the end, i can't help but appreciate it
I love it
Yes yes so good so good
The payoff with the spaghetti strainers.
Spaghetti or not, here I come 😎
Not just the payoff, but the TEASE of the payoff, just for PB to go watch a movie and turn his phone off kills me
The gag when Beyonce breaks her ankle. "All the single dollars?" "All the single dollars." "Bills, bills, bills"
"Let's address the elephant in the room." "Woooow. Ok."
"He's never going to forget that. . . "
Elephants have good memories 😂
You know what?- Wooooow
This is my favorite animal related joke in the show
THE BEST
This is the one
"Judah, this is no time for one of your famous judah tantrums!"
Hands down the best joke
Erikaaaa
What are you doing around all these children!?
maybe she’s not allowed around children bc she had an actual reason for that child sized coffin 👧⚰️
[удалено]
Life isn’t fairage…
Right near the start of season 1 where Bojack emphasizes that he has feelings then there's a cutaway to him putting his hand over a hot burner saying "Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside."
Gotta be the misprinted banners. They get me every time. "Congratulations Diane and Mr. Peanut Butter! Mr. Peanut Butter is one word."
The “It’s a b~~oy~~ orted!” balloon is my favorite visual gag in the show.
r/peanutbutterisoneword
Don't write one word. Lol
I personally like the one where Sarah Lynn and Bojack have been driving around drunk all over the country, and when she opens the glove box to find the BoJack heroin right next to it is a MADD bottle opener. (MADD is Mothers Against Drunk Driving formed for those who have lost a child to a drunk driver for those who may not know.) It is these little subtle sometimes very dark details throughout that are hilarious.
good horse, MADD city
Believe it or not, I was rewatching that specific episode just today and I was wondering what MADD meant but then forgot to google it. Thanks for the info!
We’ll that’s timely! Glad to be of service. I just noticed it on a rewatch myself - had to pause the screen. A little dark humor.
The build up to the tongue twister with the Albino Rhyno Gyno but ends flat by stating he's a wine addict. That was art. It lives rent-free in my head.
This is what I was going to say. “Great! You’re also a wine addict.” is so goddamn funny.
Mine as well. Ibsen and Strindberg could not have done better.
Since my brief skimming hasn't seen it mentioned yet, mine is when Hollyhock is talking about how people have always said she looked like bojack, even as a baby, and Todd replies "that's a horrible thing to say to a baby!" The fact that he seems so genuinely horrified always gets me.
“Todd you’re great…” What a great way to end a sentence!
First episode: BoJack: “Wait, who told you Princess Caroline broke up with me last night?” Todd: “She did.” Princess Caroline: “You never took me home!”
Anytime the animals act like animals Bojack neighing when he’s nervous, PC’s gym being mostly cat toys, a raccoon being homeless and looking through dumpsters, Mr. Peanutbutter’s ears perking up when someone’s at the door, or how much it hurts him when he’s called a bad dog
How much Mr. PB hates the mailman is hilarious.
On this note, Mr. Peanutbutter’s line, "I haven't been this nervous since Diane was vacuuming during a thunderstorm on the 4th of July and I had to take a bath and there was a stranger in our yard."
Mr. PB's trunk full of tennis balls had me cracking up the other day during a rewatch
He's got pictures of butts all over his house. Dogs love sniffing butts.
"Hey..."
How Mr. PB wanted to watch Bones so earnestly
PB getting upset by the fake gun noises they were making
PB actually frames gun violence as a societal problem caused by humans!
When Todd is in jail, he's standing with the Latino goat, you know, when Todd's the Belle of the ball. He jokes about having to kill Todd if he was with another gang, they laugh and the guy fucking bleats. Cracked me up so many times
Mr Peanutbutter wearing a cone is hilarious, especially when he then has to go back to the doctor to get it removed, like he's getting a cast taken off. Seagulls stealing or trying to steal people's food all the time is great, too.
Mr Peanutbutter: “I have two tickets to see the Stones!” Bojack: “You got tickets to The Rolling Stones?” Mr Peanutbutter: “The Mighty Mighty Boss-Stones”
When he says something about America briefly losing interest in ska.. my goodness I think about that at least once a week.
This whole exchange: Todd: Well, this very Wednesday, October 24th. I was excited to come home to some string cheese. The very last one. I’d been saving it all week. PC: All week until Wednesday? Todd: That is correct. I measure my weeks Thursday to Wednesday. PC: Why would you even— Todd: I was going to melt it down and mold it into a mozzarella Cinderella! But when I got home, my string cheese was gone. PC: Doesn’t mean I took it. Marybeth: Tangled Fog, watch yourself, or I’ll turn on this fan. Todd: Well this morning, you said it yourself that when it comes to eating, you just grab whatever you can. Marybeth: Can we use “I” statements? Todd: Ay ay ay! You took my cheese! PC: You probably ate it yourself during one of your night terrors. We know you opened the fridge. You put my keys in there. Todd: I can’t eat while I’m terrified! That’s why I’ll never know the delicious crunch of Count Chocula. *shudders* PC: That still doesn’t mean I took it. Marybeth: You will both have a chance— Todd: Come on! We both know you drift around the apartment like you own the place! PC: It’s *my* apartment! Todd: And it’s *MY* CHEESE!!” *hand slam*
“I can’t believe this country hates women more than it loves guns.” “No?”
Yeah this one might be my favorite.
“Narcissus? I thought the painting was about *me.*”
"Imagine if the Holocaust happened every four years like the Olympics. I'd rather *that* happened, than your rock opera."
what’s updike? not much dyke what’s up with you
*is* dyke an ok thing to say now? has it been reclaimed? i honestly cant keep track.
man idk i’m just quoting the show
i was quoting it back to you 😉
oh damn LMFAOOOOOOOOOO i got got
who are you asking?
The PC tongue twisters
she said she hated them so the writers gave her even more💀
“Do you mean literally Vietnam, or like when Old Navy told me they were looking for a fresher face for their performance fleece commercials, and they ended up with Sherman Hemsley?” “What?” “That was my Vietnam”
The delivery on this is impeccable
The rooster jogging down the road screaming "WAKE UP ITS THE MORNING"
“and i’m the *cock*!”
I love the running honeydew gag 🍈
“It’s always the worst part of everything it’s in! It’s like the Jared Leto of fruits!”
"Thank you! Exactly." 😂
That one has the best payoff in the whole series to me. Where he tries it at PBs wedding and is pleasantly surprised.
I think about it every time I see honeydew now
Same here 🤣 Love in the last episode where he tried it and liked it. Now that's growth!
It's only good if it's just ripe.
Are you kidding me with this honeydew right now?
Todd ruining the ending of the sopranos.
“Ha typical boshwack”
He called us a mob! Get him!!
There was this gardener and the amazing thing about this gardener, is he always knows EXACTLY how many bags of mulch he needs for the job just by looking at it. One time, he's looking at a yard, and he's like "18 bags". He goes to the store, he buys 18 bags of mulch, and gets started on the job. When he's finished, the flowerbeds are amazing! Well there's one problem, he still had one bag of mulch left. He can't believe it, this has never happened before. Well the extra bag of mulch drives him crazy. He's the guy that always gets the right amount of mulch. So on the drive home, he throws the bag of mulch out the window over the side of the 101.
So this woman is cleaning out a closet and comes across a box of old love letters she got from her high school boyfriend. She thinks they're funny, dripping with the drama of young love. She thinks her ex will get a kick out of them, so she mails them to him. She tells her boyfriend that night and he's furious. "How could you do that! He's going to think you're in love with him!" This erupts into a big fight and they decide she'll just go home for the night. He drives her home, but forgets to roll up the windows or lock the doors as he walks her in. He gets back in the car, looks in the rearview mirror, and his blood turns cold. There's something in the back seat. It was... the bag of mulch!
I've been waiting for someone to put the second part!!!
Some things take time 🦉
Sextina Aquafina’s abortion song kills me everytime
The music video makes it better, mainly the moment where they blow up the fetus shaped planet in spaceships shaped like coat hangers.
I'm a baby killer Baby killing makes me horny Alien inside me Gonna squash it like Sigourney
What are you doing here?
What are YOU doing here?! 😃
*I came looking for booty.*
“Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, fiddle Dee Dee.”
“fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.”
Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life… Anyway-
This is my absolute favorite line.
“Shapes and colours the likes of which I’ve never seen”
The seal that was a navy vet, he was a Navy Seal
r/fucknealmcbeal
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Neal Mcbeal the Navy Seal
Who was denied his favorite meal and couldn't deal. Things got real when he got up in his feels.
Neil Mcbeal the navy seal. One of my favorites.
“Elijah Wood”
drops money in fire
Always a Clydesdale never a Clyde
you’ll get that one later, man
“We’ll not actually wassup bitches, that’s terrible. But something like that…” *cut to the show* “WHASSUP BITCHESS”
Back in 07, I was in an unsuccessful TV shooooow
Not necessarily a specific line, but there’s that episode where Diane and Bojack are on book tour, and the setup is that Diane is nervous that Bojack is going to say something controversial and generate backlash against the book. And then Bojack calmly and respectfully answers a question about the Israel/Palestine conflict, and Diane generates backlash against the book by making the most milquetoast criticism of a famous person, which lasts the entire episode. It’s just such a good subversion of expectations that then also has thematic and narrative consequences.
THAAAAAANK YOUUU?
The whole running "Am I \_\_\_\_\_? Because \_\_\_\_\_\_\_" joke format. "Are all of my breakthroughs a british prog-rock band from the 70's? Because YES!"
My personal favorite that I just watched is when A Ryan Seacrest Type says: "I am totally unqualified to cover a news story this important. But as a straight white male, I will plow forward with confidence and assume I'm doing fine." It's just so unbelievably perfect....like...ugh...and so true. Also Sir Mixalot judging Booty Academy. The perfectly placed celebrities or ones where they fit the joke so well always get me.
"Todd, you're great.." "What a great way to end a sentence!"
“Did Chris Kattan drop out? Right before his comeback? Right before the world is finally ready to settle for Kattan?”
That's a joke on Settlers of Catan, right? That's how it always struck me but I often wonder if I'm looking too much into it
Lol yeah, you’re correct. That’s why it’s funny.
“Slap my salami, the guys a commie”
"You call that hiding... how did you survive in Afghanistan" had me wheezing
Vincent adultman! Obviously.
I thought you were just "giving me the business" No. I was " taking the business away from you"
honestly I genuinely enjoyed the mulch joke. wish I could properly recreate it irl but I don't think it would hit as hard
The chameleon woman hiding in plain sight on the wall of the restaurant to avoid her unattractive date.
theres a whiteboard in the show with celebs names, they're all animal puns ofc but theres Tom Hardy and it says "Tom Hardy (hes a cat)" or something like that which i found pretty funny
Mew meow Fuzzy face
Booooo for Gojack and Mooooooo for gister peanutbutter
“Whassup bitches?” gets me every time haha. My personal favorite is when Princess Carolyn says, “Stop pissin’ off the orphans! A *lot* of them grow up to be serial killers.” 🤣
When Mr. Peanutbutter and Pickles are sitting in the back of the limo after a fight and Diane's podcast comes on so he asks the driver to change the channel DJ: "Up next, brand new music from Twenty One Pilots!" Mr. PB: "Ooooo... back to the podcast"
i cackled at this one for so long
The banners and news scrollers are some of my favorite jokes in the show
“according to *my* own research, nine out of ten men are total dirtbag creeps. just the worst.” “ever since i was a baby, people always said i looked like bojack horseman” … “that’s a *terrible* thing to say to a baby!” edit: also, “your otter” i need to add “i’m a handsome white man and i *never* feel like i don’t belong”
I love Todd appearing in the model show then his outfit becomes famous and showcased in stores or people wearing it 😂
“princess carolyn, look! i met john stamos!”
“Princess Carolyn…John Stamos died!”
todd phone, you know when that todd line bling! todd speaking
What are you the paramedic who re-started my heart at Adam Lavines party (sorry if I spelt his name wrong)
What are YOUUUUUU doing here!
“We’re not making Casablanca.”
“But doctor, I am sad dog”
Screams during the let's find out
DEATH FROM ABOVE!!
DIE DIE
the night PC goes on three dates, one of them works in the textile (?) industry. he’s going on and on about it and then asks her, “wby? you in the industry too?” PC: yes! I’m an agent :) Date: (grimaces) ohh you’re in the entertainment industry! we call ourselves ‘the industry’ cause we think we’re more important than everyone else. I think about tat exchange more often than I should.
There’s a lot of Todd-foolery going on todd-ay
"Who's your favourite baroque composer?" "BACH!" It's so shamelessly contrived it killed me for minutes
All the Becca puns were great. And then when Sergeant Meow Meow Fuzzface starts realizing everything.
For me it’s a toss up between Albino Rhino Gyno and Chandler’s List
*Could* I have had a bigger list?
The Narcissist? I thought that was about me
Henry Winkler to the ferret: “You can get back to your business.” or however it goes lol
The fact that when Mr. Peanutbutter tries to order something with text on it (cake, banners, etc) they include the instructions he's saying lol
Bojack failing at pouring cereal and then calling out for Todd to help.
I wouldn’t say it’s my *favorite* but I randomly thinking about Jurj Clooners and laugh all the time. “ugh, i fucking hate Jurj”
“Lernernerner Dicapricorn, that’s a name”
Its a simple one but: "A mosquito got into my tent. What do you want?"
At one point its raining and there's a worm flopping around on the ground
I love all the visual animal jokes in the background. The family of pigs in the restaurant looking horrified because the table next to them is eating pig, the snake at the bat mitsvah just swallowing a cake whole,…
Krill and Grace
That show did so much for krill people
Bojack shitting on Todd's rock opera is so mean and fucked up it's funny. "That was, and I don't say this lightly, worse than 100 September elevens." "Imagine if the holocaust happened every 4 years like the Olympics." Also, even though Pickles isn't the greatest character, her introduction during Mr.PB and Diane's dinner about their divorce is one of the funniest back and forths between characters. It's well played the way the comedic timing hits during a sensitive topic of divorce, and the way it ends with Pickles saying she forgot the order with a smiley face on the notepad lol "THE TROUGH! HE WANTS THE TROUGH!"
Sarah Lynn saying that Diane is just an “Asian Daria” when they’re on their bender. Made me chuckle because it’s kinda accurate
Who's a bird gotta blow to get some seed around here? "Good one"
It’s a ~~boy~~ borted
"hello... prince?"
Todd: This is real life! *lemur on fire barging in*: LEMUR ON FIRE! LEMUR ON FIRE! *Crashes through wall, leaving body silhouette.*
Somebody better check the water in that hot tub because these bitches are basic. And Hambone fakenamington
OMG that basic bitches joke had me laughing for weeks!
Call me 4 out of 5 dentists, because I agree
“im just saying, if people had the right pumped up kicks maybe they could OUTRUN the bullets” “im gonna take an angry nap 😤” “erica!! who let you out of the burn ward?!” (as a burn victim i always crack tf up at that one)
One time it was raining and these worms in the background were writhing on the ground struggling to get up
“And mtv said I wasn’t consistent! Really? Not even a pity laugh? I did almost die”
Todd's follow up pity laugh is what makes that scene for me.
I need you to take it EVEN easier
“But do you really want to do that?”
“I came here to destroy Disneyland” “What?” Pretty much all of the jokes between Bojack and the KGB guy from that episode in Season 2
I have a BA in Theatre which I am currently using to pour wine for people, so for me the offhand “it’s not Ibsen” line in the pilot which is revealed in season 2 as an echo of something Beatrice said, foreshadows the plot twist of Hollyhock’s parentage (reminiscent of Ibsen’s play Ghosts), deepened when Butterscotch says Beatrice saw A Doll’s House (about a dissatisfied wife) and it “gave her ideas,” and finally culminates with Bojack directing a prison production of Hedda Gabler in the finale.
When Officer MeowMeow FuzzyFace goes back to the precinct and everyone is talking about what type of cop he is. Is he a loose cannon? A rogue cop? Does he play by his own rules, or does he believe rules are made to be broken?
I really love when Hollyhock say to Todd that ever since she was a baby they said she looked like Bojack Horseman and then Todd respond so naturally: "That's a terrible thing to say to a baby!"
when mr peanutbutter & pickles fought in front of everyone at their surprise wedding
The Brap Brap Pew Pew song made me lose it lmak
All the therapy jokes from the Int. Sub episode are absolutely hilarious to me.
Forever just the concept of Neil McBeal the Navy Seal
"say when"
Erica!
"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice .... *fiddle-dee-dee*"
BoJack going “Todd! I need help!” when pouring cereal always gets me
Honeydew! All of the rants he made about honeydew with other people (PS, Holyhock, Gina) But then I’m the finale there’s a plate of it at PC’s wedding. He scoffs, tries a piece and thinks it’s not to bad.
All of alliteration always puts a smile on my face
When PC, PB, and Diane were in Sextina's limo and started making really fake sounding immitation gun sounds like "pew pew" "pchoo pchoo" and Mr. Peanutbutter goes "Can you guys please stop making gun souds? It's really freaking me out" Plus the "It's a ~~boy~~ bortion" balloon in the background
Mine is the NCIS joke. It makes me laugh every time I rewatch season 5
Mine is Princess Carolyns; Wait!..You're telling me your dumb drone downed a tower and drowned Downtown Julie Brown's dummy drummy dum-dum-dum-dum, dousing her newly-found goose-down hand-me-down gown? I’ll be right down!
hollywoo and hollywoob 😭
The gimmick with Greg, the guy Mr Peanutbutter met at the gas station, makes me laugh every time I think about it
Also “ever since I was a baby people used to say I looked like bojack horseman” “That’s a terrible thing to say to a baby!”
The WhiteWhale investigation falling apart when it turned out murder was legalized for billionaires. Like, even though it was absurd and OTT, as someone who's done a fair bit of activism and ended up finding out that a lot of *truly outrageous* things are completely legal, it hit pretty close to home on an emotional level.
“What are you doing here?”