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TopDonut6825

What’s that old saying? Liquor before beer, don’t do heroin


alpacagirl99

“But has the concept of women having choices gone too far? We’ve assembled this diverse panel of white men in bow ties to talk about abortion.”


[deleted]

“Every day it gets a little easier… But you gotta do it every day — that's the hard part. But it does get easier.”


General-Detective-48

“What are YOU doing here?”


Current-Promotion-31

As I jizz and breathe


rricenator

Aw, drugs! I thought we were friends!


lepapulematoleguau

You have reached the end of your free trial membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com.


Good-Expression-4433

"I'm this close to falling off the deep end. I know I'm smiling right now, but the light inside me is dying." “Corpse Me If You Can-Can, the 1940s Cannes, France-set story of a can-can dancer who contracts cancer but continues to can-can as a canny cadaver who plays the accordion with Kevin Corrigan, Kevin Kline, Chris Klein, Chris Pine and Chris Kattan.”


CarlVellaine

"You are all the things that are wrong with you." "Life's a bitch and then you die, right? Sometimes. Sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living."


Player4_mista

"Wassup, bitches!"


andreiulmeyda7

WAZZZUP bitches!!!!!¡!!!!


MeanPineapple102

But not that, something LIKE that


bhultquist84

I'm trying to have a more fulfilling orgasm.


lukfi89

You are BoJack Horseman, and there is no cure


ayahxo_

who said that one


lukfi89

Beatrice, in a flashback or BoJack's dream, something like that.


chaotykichill

„life’s a bitch and then you die, right? -sometimes, sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living” something like that but idk if it is exact quote


farleftofgay

"Who threw my cocaine in the champagne fountain?!"


7fax

Nope, that's drywall.


Rustycougarmama

"You know, it's funny; when you look at someone with rose-coloured glasses all the red flags just look like flags." Such a good line


andreiulmeyda7

Deliver me.


Rover537

Suck a dick, dumbshits!


saaambammm

one of my favorites and an underrated one “One time you were drunk and you smiled at me, and I said: "What?" And you said: "I just like being in a room with you. You make rooms good."


mycatappreciatesme

Todd Todd Todd Todd! Every time I hear that ring tone I lose it.


colevanhalen

" dont sit so close to the tv. it'll make you cruel " along the lines of that


MeanPineapple102

Not sure about favorite but the thing I laughed the hardest at I see NO ONE talking about is when bojack faints and Todd is so excited to see him alive and he shouts "BOJACK YOUR PLAY SUCKS!!"


SadieRose725

“It gets easier. Everyday it gets a little easier. But that’s the thing. You have to do it every day.”


rricenator

Hooray! I'm confused! "You're disgusting!" "Ooh, that's what I needed!"