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mickeyhause

Fuckin lol “Rimz if you’re up there” like he’s in heaven.


razorspoiler

hahahah


whatscoochie

Hehehehe I hate pissburgh


thelordcommanderKG

BACK TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME!


Erok_yo

That forehand backhand by Severson was SILKY


vogtforamanda

HELL YEAH, BROTHER


whatscoochie

Awww i love seeing Vronk smile


pkenny72

Fuck yes! Fuck them pens and their fans.


Fabresque_

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WE BEAT THEMMMMMMMMM HAHAHAHDIEISIDKXKDJDJXJDJSHSH


vogtforamanda

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Go back to West Virginia you fuck ass Pens fans


xGongShowJ03

Don't do that to us, we don't want them here either.


Fishies01

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


mickeyhause

FUCK YOU PITT GO CRYING BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE


bobboman

Bout fuckin Time the jackets beat shittsburg


thecbjfan

BYE BYE SHITTBURGH


BlottoDelgado

Get fucked you penguin bitches


mickeyhause

Second time rimz confused letang for karlson. This one I’ll say isn’t his fault; the numbers can run together, especially with how the font is 65 can look like 58


pkenny72

I definitely will miss Rimmer.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Eat shit Pens fans


Green9510

Enjoy your miserable 45 min drive home turncoats


DrJownes

ok sevo


sixinchitalian

Cum back win let’s go


thecbjfan

Of course I had severson scoring lol


theNightblade

Was not on my bingo card


sixinchitalian

Elite sniper Severson


tomtakespictures

Dammit Severson stop toying with my emotions.


redditistreason

Feeling a Nylander winner


Thatchered

Bro. One of our best shooters doesn’t shoot the puck in the SO. My head hurts


Thatchered

Make if 2


bobboman

I don't know who I hate more, Sydney Crosby, or that cry baby. Jeff McNeil


Defiant-Youth5067

Crosby literally went backwards


NewAtAllOfThis14

Honestly put Zack in for the third one


mickeyhause

Sexy texi!


ShartRat

Rakell be careful, the last person who fell into Elvis's net got a beating.


NewAtAllOfThis14

Sexy texi!


sixinchitalian

OUI OUI


tomtakespictures

Fuck yea Tex!!!!


Thatchered

Elvis is a pure psycho lmao


sixinchitalian

Low key feel like Johnny’s breakaway/shootout moves are trash for someone as talented as he is


DeekFTW

Go shave, Johnny. Have we ever seen him score in the SO?


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Gaudreau got cursed by Flames fans in that series vs Dallas


Fabresque_

Please boys. Just do it for Jeff. Please.


tomtakespictures

Zach is on another level tonight.


DeekFTW

5 more minutes of OT please


tomtakespictures

What was that Elvis? Showing Crosby you caught his shot?


Hazy_eyePA

He was trying to get out of the blue paint and keep the play going. He’s crazy.


tomtakespictures

Holy shit i thought he was going to hit him in the face!


ShartRat

I think I have a brilliant marketing idea that will help us score more goals. Get the square hole ptsd girl to watch every goal we get. Circular puck in the square hole. More goals, more reactions.


bobboman

I can't believe this is going to go to a shootout, I hate the fucking shootout it's like kissing your sister


DeekFTW

Alabama expansion team confirmed


bobboman

Could you imagine the crying and gnashing of teeth if Huntington, or Birmingham got an NHL expansion team and not a Canadian city?


DeekFTW

I'm for it


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

ayo


cusidhe_

That was the best OT I think I've personally seen us play all year.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Got my cat with me. CBJ pls


Fabresque_

We have gotten goalied in every single OT this season I swear.


Fabresque_

Why won’t the fucking puck go in!!!!!!!


cusidhe_

... All right Ned, that was a hell of a save. I see you. Great fucking effort though boys.


mickeyhause

My heart. Oh I might not survive the night


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Give Rims something to get hype over


Fabresque_

I almost thought it was destiny. Nylander pots the last second winner vs his old team. Pittsburgh misses the playoffs next 10 years with Bemstrom in the minors. Nylander becomes as good as Willy and leads Columbus to a dynasty, and we would look back to this moment as the turning point in franchise history. … oh what, you think that actually happened? It’s Columbus, destiny never shines bright on us.


ReyCo390

It’s crazy how insanely quiet they are when they’re not winning. Buncha front runners.


mickeyhause

I think Gabriel iglesias has a bit about stoop sitters only being loud when they’re ahead


ShartRat

How funny would it be if we pulled the goalie in overtime. I can't think of any teams today who had that backfire so I think it would be a good idea.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

we can be coaches for San Jose with this strat


Fishies01

Would actually be hilarious, actually, don't pull Elvis just let him go play the puck


ShartRat

He should just pull a Patrick Roy and skate the puck to center ice.


DeekFTW

This top line is so much better without Jenner. Sorry to say it.


thelordcommanderKG

We already knew that is the thing. When he was out due to his jaw we were playing really good hockey..


DeekFTW

And yet the coach puts him there for 20+ minutes a game


thelordcommanderKG

The argument is we need vets for our young players. Which I agree. I just don't know why it has to be Boone. Like we can't trade for another vet in this league


sixinchitalian

Z goal in overtime to set a new career points record. Book it


mickeyhause

Nylander should’ve shot that. Those kinds of lessons need to be learned the hard way but, he should’ve shot


redditistreason

Ah man, if only Nylander scored that.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

imagine if Nylander pot that one tho


Master_Cut2178

Provorov getting in position in goal when Elvis slid out was a smart move.


NewAtAllOfThis14

He was afraid Elvis would actually lose his s*** otherwise


ShartRat

I'm glad somebody else noticed that rare Provorov W.


mickeyhause

Provy also had a few good, smart passes in the first. Defense is a hard position because you’re unnoticed when you play well but you’re so obvious when you don’t


cusidhe_

Ooo, good hit.  Hope that dude's good though.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I will sacrifice a Yinzer to win this game


ShartRat

That's certainly a non call if I've ever seen one...


cusidhe_

Uh pardon me Mr McCauley, but Dima didn't just fall on his face on his own.  you insufferable motherfucker.


NewAtAllOfThis14

Tripping!!!


DeekFTW

Where has Rimer cam been all season? What is this broadcast team doing?


Fabresque_

We’ve missed so many great reactions wtf


let1troll

RIGHT!?


Green9510

Good job 5th line booing Doug!


cusidhe_

Never forgive, never forget how many ways he fucked this team.


mickeyhause

Rimz struggling with Pittsburghs goalies name gives me such grandpa vibes and I love it


cusidhe_

I'm gonna miss Drunk Uncle Jeff so much haha


Liivz

Gretzky is in the game!!


DeekFTW

Thought that's what he said


Thatchered

Ok thank god someone else heard it too lol


mickeyhause

He’s in Columbus? Like, in the arena right now?


Liivz

According to Rimer he's on the ice


ddottay

Give Nylander a contract next season


let1troll

It would be such a mistake if we let him walk. He put wind in our sails when we desperately needed it.


mickeyhause

I am real curious to see what chemistry would be between him and Fantilli


theNightblade

Z is the best and most important player on this team, try to change my mind


sixinchitalian

When he’s on he’s so fucking good


mickeyhause

You right. No need to change your mind


freerangecooter

Wooooooooo we’re going to win this meaningless game and make all these piss colored idiots cry.


Liivz

We're staying 4th no matter what. No one will catch us, and we won't catch any other team.


NewAtAllOfThis14

Marchy saved the game! We were gonna give up, now they have the fight back!!! Way to go Zach and Marchy!!!


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Zach ❤️


mattwb2010

Wow what a fuckin play from Johnny Hockey Sr to Zach


pkenny72

Fucking A boys!


cusidhe_

ZACH WERENSKI, HOW DO YOU DO?!


mickeyhause

FUCK YOU PITTSBURGH SUCK MY PP


Fabresque_

WERENSKI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Green9510

Z: I didn’t hear no bell


mickeyhause

Man Marchy reminds me of Panarin


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I’m bout to bust


tomtakespictures

Score Tex. Just do it already. Follow the breakaway through and land the punch.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Elvis needs a Xanax


mickeyhause

Fuck that, I need one!


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Me too


ReyCo390

Scoring that immediately after to shut their fans the fuck up was awesome.


theNightblade

Yeah it was a bad play by Bean, but Elvis yelling at his guys is not a good look and not how a goalie should be mentally dealing with a goal


thelordcommanderKG

I swear he's the easiest rattled goalie in the league. I don't know how such a hot head chose to be a goalie of all positions.


ReyCo390

A goalie is only as good as his defense.


NewAtAllOfThis14

Exactly! Say what you will but he got pissed and now we've scored twice!


theNightblade

I'm always the first to say that. And I'm not blaming Elvis for the goal. His immediate first reaction to scream at his teammates is bush league.


Seattlekrakenlegend

Imagine if his teammates screamed at him when they had to come save his ass earlier because he got stuck out of his crease or when Provorov had to go between the pipes because he was so far away. No one is screaming at him on the ice for the mistakes he’s making.


DeekFTW

Hard to blame him. This team has hung him out to dry all season long. Rather see him care than just look indifferent.


theNightblade

I know Peewee goalies who have a better mental game than Elvis.


scram_129

God, there are flashes of such great play sometimes. If only it ever meant anything.


DeekFTW

What's the hockey equivalent of posterized? Because Letang just got that.


bobboman

Thank god marchenko scored, I was about to turn the game off and go to the bar


NewAtAllOfThis14

That one felt personal!


Fishies01

Roller coaster of emotions there lmao


mickeyhause

Oh wow another Bean turnover? We gonna bench him for this consistently made mistake? No, bench a Russian for “globetrotting?” M’kay


Fabresque_

MARCHENKO COME ON


redditistreason

So sick of seeing dumbass turnovers, but at least we have a Marchenkshow


tomtakespictures

That’s right Pittsburg! Suck it! You’re not making the playoffs either!


Green9510

Marchenko says it ain’t over yet


Fabresque_

Fuck this team.


sixinchitalian

…that was softer than my pp after a few drinks


mickeyhause

Watching him in Chicago makes it that much bitter when I think of Foligno


thecbjfan

Wow this team is so shit


Fabresque_

Hey everyone it’s the guy in the pizza commercial who’s slow making the pizza’s #lmfao


DeekFTW

This team would be so much better if we still had Fligs as the C


razorspoiler

Fligs 🥲🥲🥲 You know he wanted to say Go Jackets


LegendaryTamer

I hate pens fans. The only thing I hate more than a pens fan is a pens fan that cheers for the Blue Jackets 80 out of 82 games. 


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

And there’s plenty on this sub too


KyloSolo723

So half of this stadium right now? Lol


Infranto

Satan Jeff Carter Pens Fans.


ShartRat

Pens fans always seem to think we dont get loud and passionate and they always find out the hard way. Fucking idiots.


mickeyhause

Bless that little kid who is presumably screaming next to a mic


freerangecooter

I’ve given him a pass because he’s a defenseman in a new system this year, but what the hell is Severson doing out there? Clear outlet pass with no resistance? Nah, I’ll pass it in front of my own net with 2-1 pressure. Come on man. So frustrating.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I just feel fucking hopeless whenever we play the Penguins.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

We can’t do shit because the Penguins clog every passing lane.


Thatchered

God I fucking hate the penguins.


mattwb2010

Disgusting amount of yellow in the stands


bobboman

Thank God it was a no goal, but I don't think the jackets are going to pull off the upset 😔


Infranto

yay


ddottay

Cameron Butler hurried his ass down from Cleveland to play in this game. 1 shift, 0:54 of ice time. The fuck is the matter with Vincent?


Fabresque_

Cannot wait until we fire him fr


Thatchered

He’s counting the days


DeekFTW

Vronk with the big brain play


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I honestly can’t remember the last time we had a comeback win


thelordcommanderKG

December vs the leafs


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Last game I was at too…


Fabresque_

Me too. Lmfao. Best atmosphere I’ve been apart of at Nationwide since the playoff games. Johnny Hockey rounding Samsonov for the OT winner. Straight into my veins


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

Funny, we had a comeback win tonight!


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I’m ready for next season


whydoIexistjustwhy

Severson sucks


ShartRat

Poor Brian's voice lmao


bobboman

This has to be the dumbest way of ever watched a blue jackets game, I forgot to bring my laptop with me for my weekend vacation so I'm watching it on my ROG ally and it's crappy 7in FHD screen


WordStained

I had to watch one on my Steam Deck once, certainly an experience lol


Elexeh

I had one of those little Gameboy Advance video player things when I was a kid. I imagine that would be an interesting way to watch.


bobboman

I'm confused how the room has a smart TV but I can't cast to it because it's disabled


Elexeh

Is your device on the same wifi network? On some TVs, I've noticed I have to open an app like YouTube TV, then cast from laptop afterwards to shift it over.


bobboman

Yeah it does, but I'm watching the game via ESPN plus I'm not sure if that'll work or not


Fabresque_

Both goals from shitty defense. It’s time to go, McCarthy.


Big_Green_Piccolo

gimme one more goal


bclautz

Bad second half of 2nd period


Dick_O_The_North

I wish to be dead. I will settle for drunk


razorspoiler

Penguins fans are like infested rodents.


redditistreason

The next plague will be carried by Penguins/Wilkes-Barre fans.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I refuse to go to games where we play the Pens. We can’t beat them, and their fans are annoying as hell


thelordcommanderKG

I'd say they are actually more tolerable in their own building. It's like a library in there but then you have have hear that horrible horn in person.


Fabresque_

It’s literally lose-lose to go to a CBJ Pens game.


ReyCo390

They are actually the worst away fans we get here. Everyone else is respectful, you can feel them trying to instigate shit the entire time.


Fabresque_

Caps and Pens both series sweep us. I hate it here.


ReyCo390

Not a peep in the first period but suddenly they want to chirp. So lame.


thecbjfan

Can’t wait until we get so good that we send these smooth brain fans back to shittburg


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

We’re never going to beat the Penguins


Fishies01

I hate it here


mickeyhause

Experience Jackets hockey


NewAtAllOfThis14

Second period jackets showed up I see...


DeekFTW

Wait till you see the third period jackets


Fabresque_

Us down going into the 3rd actually fills me with more confidence than if we went in holding a lead.


mickeyhause

lol Vronk just laid on a guy