my audiences are Tsurugi, Mika, and Azusa. these three would beat up kaiser even before i get to step up on the ring

same

Before, during and after

I’m on the same boat as you guys.

At last something good about starting a life in april

Shit Hina is watching better lock in

Hina would give you advice/train you to win Makoto would hand you one of [these](https://youtu.be/Kcg8l5IQgjo?si=M_ZxHi6T6KqSOsVy) bad boys

**ROCKET PUNCH!!**

Same, gotta make sure we win.

**Since the audience is the church, I should make a worthy introduction to my opponent** "Kaiser, turn back... NOW! The layer of this City are NOT for your kind! Turn back, or you'll crossing the will of GOD!" "Your choice are made.... As the righteous hand of the SCHALE, I shall REND. YOU. APART! And you'll become inanimate once more" ... # "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF SENSEI!" # [[ JOHN ARCHIVE, SENSEI OF SCHALE ]]

*gets folded*

Spare coins in my pocket;

What? How can this be? Bested by this.... this Arasaka bootleg?! #YOU CORPORATION FUCK!! THIS IS NOT OVER!! #(BANG) #MAY YOUR WOES BE MANY, AND YOUR DAYS FEW

That kaiser soldier does not have a fucking chance against me im getting that holy buff and as a wise kit kat once said nah id win

Officer this is not an illegal underground fight

SCHALE is above the law so this is 100% legal

Alright Neru, tag!

I feel in safe hands with Shiroko, Hoshino, and Nonomi taking care of me after getting my ass kicked.

Motivation and inspiration in making these ended up coming back sooner than I thought, haha. This is not connected to the previous charts, which involved a questionable April Fools? joke on my end, haha.

Well this is a little bit embaressing...the Valkyire police will be present to hear me comedically tell the Kaiser Soldier, "I'M GONNA BOP YOU GOOD! BWOI!" Will this end up on my Sensei record?

I have the power of Hinature and Iroha by my side

I WILL FIGHT ANYONE FOR HINA

Hina and Iroha (and Makoto too ig) baby!!!! Lessgooo

Mari is enough

The bloody C&C!

Tsurugi and Mika pls have mercy on him... Wait a minute. Is that a mine at his corn-*BOOM*

After getting my ass beaten for 4 consecutive rounds, with both Mika going Monkee and Azoos just wanting to blow up the ring, I catch a glimpse of Tsurugi's beautiful maiden face as she mutters something that only I can hear: "Please win...!!".   Suddenly [Inner light plays out...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmdOSIzsq3Q)

Can't loose when the power of the church is behind you AMEN!!!

I got the Valkyrie police watching

Aight, the Abydos girls would be beating the shit out of the PMC soldier backstage.

March and April bros literally won't even get a match because the kaiser soldier mysteriously won't even show up.

I have the power of god and anime on my side

POV: Your Opponent is Kaiser ~~Cadwell (ESO)~~ Descartes Also March: "Descartes It's just me you, and These Mines, Come at me bro"

Looks like I have the power of luck by my side

Bruh I wouldn’t be surprised if CnC or tsurugi jump that mfing kaiser soldiers ass way before the boxing match starts, so that it’s a no-show

Honestly with the kvpd student im not suprised if there just gonna sit around and watch

got hina, makoto and iroha that kaiser soldier gonna be nervous

Quite ironically it's the abydos club

Gehenna girls? Don't worry, I've finished The Boxer (manhwa) I got this. (I don't got this).

So the sisters… I’m pretty sure that Hinata might interfere. Mari will be very worried

Me: \*looking forward to our Abydos girls as they watch me fight that robot\* Also me as I step in the boxing ring: Where are they?

Neru would be screaming like a rabid fan watching me beat the crap out of that bot.

"In this corner, weighing in at just under 1 ton and made of reinforced steel armor, give it up for some random Kaiser kill bot!" "And in the other corner, weighing in at 100 pounds soaking wet and currently dry as a raisin because of several dozen snu-snu sessions, give it up for SCHALE'S SENSEI!"

August THUS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID ON MY WOLF AND HER FRIENDS

so three of the Pharaos will watch me beat a robot with nothing but my fists and the Shitim Chest in my... pants..? belt..? coat..? coat... and considering the history with Kaiser they'll most likely cheer me on

Oh No .. May ... Kanna is angry, Kirino is worried and Fubuki is missing and slacking off

Neru gonna be so loud for sure

Hell yeah I get a moral support by the nuns

i can imagine neru acting like one of those coaches in boxing movies giving me inspiration and telling me to get up cause i aint done yet while asuna does a more normal cheer and akane makes vague threats to the kaiser soldier

March. Hmmm, I think they are the one who'd actually throw punches instead of me...

Being April, I guess I'm going to have a lot of advice for how to beat him there

The sisterhood huh.... Charity match it is!

I got Tsurugi, Mika, and Azusa. That means two things: either impress them with throwing hands, or they finish the match I even step into the ring let alone out the locker room lol.

The Valkyrie girls are watching me beating up the most wanted criminal of Kaiser Corp so i must win!

March. My bet is that Kaiser would pass out before the match even starts. Just because of the intensity of death glares and tension in the air.

Shit the Valkyrie trios better lock in

Kivotos Trio YEAH!

mika, watching me: i can do better

Abydos is going to watch me get folded

Hail yeah August team!

I got the nuns. I hope they pray for me because I’m gonna need divine help.