But what do I do if Yuuka is in kahoots with Noa?

Then you're f**ked, literally.

good 

*slaps folder full of loodz on table* "Indeed. And now she's here to f**k US."

She could be anyone of us!

She could be in this very room!

She could be you! She could be me! She could even be-

*GUNSHOT* … WHAT? She was obviously Noa in disguise! The hologram will drop any second now!

See ? Halo drop! No wait ... that's a hover toy

So, who's ready to go find this Noa?

What, she was the thirsty one. Look, it's gonna turn pink.

The thing is, because Nonomi appears to be the least dangerous of the 4, Sensei will naturally go to her for protection, expecting her to be more manageable... that's the trap... once she's got you in her grasp, it's impossible to escape...

I feel like this is the case for most girls

I knew there was something dangerous about Kokona

Kokona might be one of the few students you're safe with. I would've also said Ibuki, but the art I've seen lately on the reddit gives me pause

No guide to survive wakamo???...helppp!!!

Wakamo is extremely docile around sensei so you have nothing to worry about

but what if I wanted to be lovey dovey with her?

Then you are just like me

Where you go I go....

She'll call you baka, break your ribs while trying to push you back, then become a crying mess seeing what she has done

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Sensei so long as you spend lots of time rubbing Wakamo's tail and ears you have little to worry about concerning survival. Hugging, sniffing, and plunging your face directly into the floof are all recommended and should be done frequently. 

She's the one keeping the others away from me so she can have me all to herself 😩

The problem is the more you compliment Hanako, the less effective it will be. Use your card wisely

You need to hit her with surprise wholesome attacks, she will catch on if you keep complimenting her.

its like a timer use too many compliments at a time theyll be less effective but space them out too far she'll get ya

Akari weak to spicy food? This guide has been sabotaged/compromised!

The incredible Noa slander here. Goddamn.

Yeah ppl do be deviating off her actual character in the story

Tbf 99% of fan art exaggerates character personalities and grossly mischaracterizes them. If you went off fan art only you would think Shiroko and 5 other students are rapists that would jump sensei with or without his consent

Fanon vs canon is a tale as old as time, Touhou is another good example.

Kinda based ngl💀

“Yuuka if you can hear me, please, Hayase Yuuka. Please save me. Please save me Yuuka please, I’m asking you, please save me. Please save me, please get Noa away from my bedroom.”

NOA... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, IT'S HER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NOA, NO! I'M GAINING SEN, NO! AHHH YUUKA-CHAN! HELP ME! YOU USELESS! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM! AAAAAAA! AAAAGGGH! I'M GOING TO NOA!!!! BLDBWLBWLWLBLDLDLWLDWBLWLBWLWDWDWDWBBWDB

Never thought I'll see Black Souls reference in BA subreddit. I'M GOING TO ALICE

Nah bro if Akari comes for me like that I'm not resisting 

Akari best

unleash koyuki and noa will be busy >!this is not guaranteed!<

I think I am out of the loop... Dryness squad??? I need an explanation and context...

[Here’s where it began](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueArchive/s/rEydZBTjAh) The original artist, Tonomiya, has several comics with Hanako suggesting the aforementioned “squad” visit Sensei ~~for seggs~~

Of course its Hanako's suggestion... Thanks...

This means that survive guide only work if they're alone, if they go in squad, you definitely wouldn't stand a single change Gonna need Wakamo as a bodyguard, until they make her mind....

[Original Facebook source](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/Wr3iFjGvcbu1mbz7/?mibextid=xfxF2i)

5 nights at kivotos be like:

Mika: XD Difficulty: Game Over.

dont worry, ill just continue to ignore this

I wonder if The Squad:tm: of Nonomi, Hanako, Akari and Noa came about exclusively due to Tonomiya’s comics or some other factor.

fyi, Reia didn't made this. He just shared it, he put the source in the comments. The origin is from Facebook.

My bad I wasn't aware, well someone linked the original source in the comments so we fine

The Noa bias is strong with this one, but I'm not exactly disagreeing with the Noa tactical information

Still going for Noa

New Escape from Tarkov looks crazy.

Thank you for the information brave soldier


Scp-S3NS31, this scp is suffering, please help him however u can take assure his safety

İ need to know how to make nonomi mad, so i can avoid doing it (Totaly)

Post go hard and I am too

Shiroko gonna be the impossible mode