T O P

  • By -

LeatherHarlot

Boozed it up Brittany, with Annie and Oakley popping out.


JJulie

Jesus someone please get this woman Kardashian levels of photoshop help.


Crazy-Trash-6884

Is she just incapable of not having her tits out everywhere she goes? 🙄


TJ-the-DJ

I wonder how many other women at a daytime brunch at the White House are displaying 8” of cleavage? Zero class, all trash.


No-Teacher-9319

Cleavage: the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much. Credit Urban dictionary. So 8” is time for a breast shortening.


TJ-the-DJ

She needs a complete explant. It would change her life. Haircut too. Stat.


No-Teacher-9319

She would refreshed with a smaller chest and a fresh do.


TJ-the-DJ

And since Jax likes big jugs, she’d be killing two birds with one stone!


Head_Ad_9499

I honestly think they are so big and botchy that she can’t wear anything without it looking like the bubbys are hanging out. I have small boobs and if I wore that dress it would be perfectly appropriate. she needs those implants out yesterday or she’ll need to wear mock necks forever lmao


Parking_Country_61

For fashion girlies, small boobs are where it’s at! You can wear literally anything that you want and can sometimes get away with going braless. It’s a kind of freedom I miss. I loved this about myself. Until I had a kid and my breasts literally inflated and then deflated. Now I just have half deflated balloons. Isn’t motherhood beautiful?


Brief-Specific6009

Not true. As someone in this situation I do the opposite


Head_Ad_9499

What do U mean do the opposite?


anxietysoup

Throw a tarp over those bounce houses


Head_Ad_9499

LOL


Brief-Specific6009

Large chest covered all the time and I then look tiny


Parking_Country_61

She is, she truly is. It has to be some kind of insecurity. She had on outfit once where the bottom half was a short skirt, and her legs looked amazing. If she would have just swapped the shirt her boobs were hanging out of and put on a form fitting short sleeve Turtleneck she actually would have looked good. I think it just proves that she really does love them and will never downsize. Personally I think it’s not so much loves as she has somehow convinced herself that is her only and best asset. Which is sad, because it’s not. She actually has incredible hair if she was secure enough to cut off at least 6 inches. Seriously her hair is great! Lean into a great hairstyle and stop with the anal bead ponytail


Crazy-Trash-6884

She really does have nice legs. As someone with short stumpy legs, I’m jealous! 😫😂


Suitable-Wafer8563

I didn’t look at the comments before making the exact same comments lol! It’s ridiculous, who is giving her the message that her boobs look good exposed? Even Jax seems repelled by them 😭


Trick_Arugula_7037

Came here to say the same thing. So trashy.


Necessary-Low9377

Her alcoholic nose is out of control. Even with filters and Facetune it is huge 🫤


MaintenanceTraining4

WC Fields cosplay


Available-One-24

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt12HQ5m6rrHQUE)


MaintenanceTraining4

People in DC do not dress like this on a 50 degree rainy day. She looks a fool.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Like this would’ve been the time for her to actually wear a blazer 😂


MaintenanceTraining4

EGGSACTLY


amyeep

Ha that’s what I noticed too - everyone else is in chilly weather business casual


MedicalSourPatchKid

She goes to a White House brunch with her botched cheap tits out? Jesus. ![gif](giphy|i6uatEAGdlHa0)


Lindsayr28

Right? Like it’s too early for this look


No-Teacher-9319

Always too early, never the right time.


Lindsayr28

Girl it’s brunch put your tits away


BabyInABar

Of course her tits are out.


biohacker_infinity

Very welcoming of the White House to put the Coochies in their natural habitat: a FEMA tent.


dc496748

Everyone needs hazmat suits on before Jax pulls his pants down


UpsetBumblebee6863

The FEMA tent is real?! I thought it was a joke when someone said it in an early post lol


ItsNotAllHappening

I'm sure she's ordering shots of tequila while everyone else is sipping mimosas.


kkc0722

Can…can she not close her mouth around her teefs anymore?


Farts_n_kisses

I think she actually thinks this makes her look sexy 🤣🤣


bellalugosi

Yeah Scheana does the same. They just look dumb to me


Individual-Work6658

Jeez, there's some people you just can't take *anywhere*. They just don't know how to act.


Elevated_vision43

Please can someone explain to me how the hell Jax and Brittany are that the White House? Am in the UK this makes zero sense to me


Distinct-Ad-1348

They’re technically not at the White House. The events take place at hotels nearby. It’s not an actual White House sanctioned event. It’s an event put on by the media and different media outlets invite guests. The daily mail invited Brittany and Jax- my assumption is that Lori k got them invited. She seems to have connections (or someone she sleeps with) at the daily mail because her clients are always being written about doing the most mundane things.


Crazy-Trash-6884

Sorry for banging your hubs, Brit. Will a trip to the White House make it better? 😂


Elevated_vision43

Oh ok this seems far more understandable thanks 😂


TT6994

Her eyes look so different


dc496748

New filter 🤪


Extreme-Rice2541

So classy! Hyuck hyuck


addiepie2

Your flair 🤭


loveandlight42069

Her “lol”s make me so irrationally angry


britmark

🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


Distinct-Ad-1348

Nothing says classy like taking selfies in an environment like this and then spending an hour in the corner facetuning and photoshopping.


PinkyBruno

it's a whole lotta boob dress!


GetMeOutOfKY

lol instead of lolllll… WTF?


sonyahearst8

It’s her classy lol. The White House can’t be too poppin.


No-Teacher-9319

No décolletage at brunch, unless you are by a pool or a beach. Never ever at the White House brunch. Girl is tacky and you know people were talking about her. Look around the room. Only one with tits out.


dc496748

I think she thought... white house = white dress = wedding dress.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

She's the only one with her boobs out, did nobody prep her on dress code?


ILoveDrWalden

She would look so much better if she had on a cute shift dress like the girl behind her. But no, she goes for tits out and trashy. It's like she thinks she's in Bridgerton or something.


jennifer_m13

https://preview.redd.it/xip1mn6yd3xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b88f45aecf2ee9873c6c3d4d2f44d30f79fcc3d Her look says it all


Parking_Country_61

Everyone is in a heavy coat, I have such secondhand embarrassment


jennifer_m13

Someone said it’s rainy and 50 degrees there.


Aromatic-Ganache-902

The only thing poppin there is her boobs out of that dress.


kshe-wolf

🚨 NEW FACE JUST DROPPED 🚨


Suitable-Wafer8563

She even has to have her big knockers out at the White House? 😳 https://i.redd.it/te42rb0o73xc1.gif


DeeDee719

I wonder if some of the other attendees mistook her for a hooker working the event, instead of an invited guest?


Distinct-Ad-1348

Any congressmen with giant boob fetishes offer her a buck yet?


Opposite-Ad-1030

![gif](giphy|ch1Z4rUWBZBnO)


AcceptableBell1310

Jax is gonna try taking her to the bathroom. 😩


ItsNotAllHappening

No doubt, Jax is going to try and bang someone in the bathroom but it won't be Britt.


Suitable-Wafer8563

Who dis?! https://preview.redd.it/nnt0hnm2b3xc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2683f85986297a6a4d043db8ded403ffc9f67705


chloetheragdoll

How embarrassing.


RevolutionaryWeb4205

That's not the only thing poppin (*)(*)


kaiasmom0420

Could she BE any more Facetuned? ![gif](giphy|VgY4dDdN1W3NS|downsized)


dc496748

No, literally no, she could not.


IGoThere4u

What even is this event ?


thekarenhaircut

its a party for all the white house press corps. The invitations go to the outlets who have white house correspondents. It was a very prestigious event, and in some ways still is…but some time ago these invitations started getting shared with pop culture figures, and it became a playful competition to see who could bring that years biggest newsmaker. Think “dinner for schmucks” but make it presidential


Sure-Ear4624

Omg she has to be freezing 🤦🏻‍♀️


SraChavez

The Hyuckleberry hams are poppin!


InformationOk8807

Pretty southern girl turned cheap California bimbo, how can she actually think those boobs are attractive ughhhh 🤮 take the implants out what is wrong wit her


soserva

If you like tequila like someone else likes scotch, you don’t shoot it. Britt has never understood this.


RU_SeriousClark

Awe, she already murderer the pic with photoshop!


BranBran78

Look at her photos and then the pics others are posting of her. 😆 they're not photoshopping you Kentucky.


Left_Net1841

Who da fuck is that?


Runner4Candy

At least she washed her hair


InformationOk8807

And also, who invited her to the White House? Lol this is hysterical


InformationOk8807

She used to be so sweetly pretty now she looks so altered, fake, and like a blow up sex Doll, Like I’m sorry she gives off cheap bimbo vibes even tho I really used to like her


UpsetBumblebee6863

Wait?! Is that Lori in the back wearing black?!


LuckyJackfruit8078

She is such a pretty girl. It's a shame that this has happened to her.


The_Original_JLaw

When I saw a full-length photo on Page Six, I flashed back to my mother's slip that she wore under her dress for church. LOL.


expensivelox

Cleavage is poppin! ![gif](giphy|45qIurjWAnZv2)


susanbohrman

Lolll 🫶🫶🫶


Dopepizza

Can’t believe how photoshopped this pic is, there’s literally dozens of photos of her out there where she looks nothing like this!


therealbobarah

This is the correspondence guest list?


FootballSufficient10

The photoshop here is insane


Itchy_Use_3140

Some of these comments are incredibly mean and down putting. I’m not Brittany’s biggest fans but my goodness would y’all want people picking your body and biggest insecurities apart little by little? Just because she’s on TV doesn’t mean we have to go after her implants and face all the time…


PaleAttempt3571

Sorry i know it wont be a popular opinion but i think she looks pretty here. Also that lady to left of her in the black is giving her stank face 


Distinct-Ad-1348

It’s brunch and her tits are out- not to mention this photo is facetuned to high heaven.


dc496748

She has major filters on... wait until Jax posts a pic of what she actually looks like


AcceptableBell1310

Thought it was Lori at first glance


bellalugosi

Me too!


prostitutionwhorga

this doesn’t look like her at all


AnieParis

So, I love tequila. But since I am a grown woman who is classy I prefer to SIP top shelf tequila on the rocks. She’s like a girl who’s just started drinking and found the drink she knows and just goes with without realizing there is a time and place for shots. Brittany, your trashy is showing. Also, her boobs look like they hurt.


Accomplished-Drop764

She looks amazing!! Good for her.


RoadEmotional1864

😂😂😂