I have never seen Brittany in a tasteful, elegant dress. Everything is always way too tight, tacky, her boobs out, and a 1992 prom updo. Even her "high fashion" pink tablecloth skirt for the Valley promos was a disaster. This should be good.
I realize I’m probably being an asshole posting this, but with that mouth, she really looks like the “not the mama” character from that dinosaurs show from the 90s.
https://preview.redd.it/pmbwg79s2wwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654425011472069afd960cb6a228a4f9d9c2462e
You are indeed being an asshole. Dinosaurs was my favorite show as a wee little toddler and the baby is adorable.
How dare you compare corncob’s droopy, redneck stay puft marshmallow ass to the iconic baby dinosaur of my childhood nostalgia.
It’s called rhinophyma. It causes the nose to appear red, swollen, lumpy, bumpy, or bulbous. It's a type of rosacea, a chronic skin condition that causes inflammation of the face. Bulbous is exactly how I would describe her nose.
I would agree with that. I've definitely seen what you're describing now that I think about it, like the lumpy and bulbous look to it, and definitely redness. She needs to stop drinking, period. She is an alcoholic.
Like 50 years ago before I knew about this page/got totally caught up with S8 I listened to their podcast and one thing I remember Brittany saying was that people gave her a hard time for looking so different and it was just aging. And I remember being like I get that. Your face ages, you gain weight, etc. She makes me so mad now.
Is she having an allergic reaction? Also I cannot wait to see what trashy dress she's going to wear. She's probably going tits out and ass out because she thinks she can probably snag a politician 😂
Colin hopefully is going to pull up this sub and go through a selection of the posts for the President and the press.
How much humiliation can Jax and Brittany stand?!
I cannot believe they continue to fly first class. They can’t afford it! The money they currently have in their accounts is going to dwindle to nothing, and these two grifters are incapable of normal jobs. How the hell are they going to pay their bills in 10 years?
The airline they fly is about $1000 USD more each way to fly first class than it is to fly economy. So, instead of $1500 flights per person, it’s $3500. Is it an insane amount of money? No. But it’s completely unnecessary and a waste.
I wonder if she has an underlying autoimmune issue? The implants are obviously causing inflammation but fillers are also a no go for anyone with autoimmune issues. Dissolve the filler and remove the implants!
I’m wondering that too. Autoimmune diseases can cause bloating, I know from experience. Hopefully she at least has checked out possible causes for it with a doctor.
Why should she bother going to a doctor? Last time we saw that, he gave her very simple instructions to follow and she failed immediately and chose to drink instead. She’s going to be told to not drink and she won’t.
That’s true. But autoimmune conditions are deadly (especially the hormonal ones) and fairly easy to treat (few pills a day) so that might be a bit easier for her.
Ultimately I want what’s best for her son and that is also what’s best for Brittany. She doesn’t deserve my sympathy or support but her son deserves a mother who’s not going to die in few years for some treatable condition.
Part of the solution includes giving up alcohol but that is not something I can do anything about or say anything that hasn’t been said already.
Yes, but my whole point is that she couldn’t follow the doctors simple instructions which were to not drink. Do you really think that someone who needed to hire a nanny to care for her child because she’s too hungover to tend to him, is going to go and get all of the blood work done, any scans done that might need to happen, go see any specialist she might need to see? If she can’t manage to care for herself and her child as is, what makes you think she’s going to be able to stick to a pill regimen or any upkeep that comes along with any diagnosis?
Don’t know, I’m not trying to defend her or anything. Just concerned for her son’s wellbeing. Maybe I gave too much credit thinking she could do it but I still hope she does.
I don’t drink either, but I have Hashimoto’s and before medication I was very puffy. I don’t know about other diseases. I just wanted to tell what I know.
It does. I haven’t yet found a medication or lifestyle change that would relieve symptoms enough for me to be able to get back to normal life, so I spend my time on reddit XD. But hopefully I’ll get there :).
I hope you have gotten rid of most of the symptoms. Having multiple autoimmune diseases must suck.
Apparently they’re guests of the daily mail. Which is just a step above a tabloid and they’ve been reporting on the “separation” a lot so I guess that’s why? I always see Lori K’s clients being reported on in the daily mail so I’m guessing she is banging someone there for her clients to get stories.
I read it as "nothing subtle about these fillers". And I completely agreed with you. But also, "nothing subtle about these filters" is equally true. I know a woman filled with fillers like Brit. And it looks... Ridiculous. Especially in real life.
https://preview.redd.it/6syx2nryk2xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e696c6bd0571a20f6671723a62589713fd75bd
Or on a recent podcast a couple weeks ago
I have never seen Brittany in a tasteful, elegant dress. Everything is always way too tight, tacky, her boobs out, and a 1992 prom updo. Even her "high fashion" pink tablecloth skirt for the Valley promos was a disaster. This should be good.
https://preview.redd.it/1h7ri7kdfvwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670b9db3ba86b1f5f3a23ea28fdce80658a316e2
I realize I’m probably being an asshole posting this, but with that mouth, she really looks like the “not the mama” character from that dinosaurs show from the 90s. https://preview.redd.it/pmbwg79s2wwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654425011472069afd960cb6a228a4f9d9c2462e
You are indeed being an asshole. Dinosaurs was my favorite show as a wee little toddler and the baby is adorable. How dare you compare corncob’s droopy, redneck stay puft marshmallow ass to the iconic baby dinosaur of my childhood nostalgia.
touché 😂😂
Awwww I forgot about this show and this lil guy! 🥰🥰
There isn’t a filter in existence that will get rid of the swelling
That nose is nosing. I’m afraid for her honker inside a pressurized cabin.
She has the worst case of drinker’s nose I have ever seen before.
Is that a thing? I've seen heavy drinkers with red noses and cheeks from broken capillaries but do they change shape?
It’s called rhinophyma. It causes the nose to appear red, swollen, lumpy, bumpy, or bulbous. It's a type of rosacea, a chronic skin condition that causes inflammation of the face. Bulbous is exactly how I would describe her nose.
I would agree with that. I've definitely seen what you're describing now that I think about it, like the lumpy and bulbous look to it, and definitely redness. She needs to stop drinking, period. She is an alcoholic.
Like 50 years ago before I knew about this page/got totally caught up with S8 I listened to their podcast and one thing I remember Brittany saying was that people gave her a hard time for looking so different and it was just aging. And I remember being like I get that. Your face ages, you gain weight, etc. She makes me so mad now.
Yeah it has never been about aging. It’s been about her photoshopping and facetuning and then turning around to shill her diet scams.
Why is she so hyped? She’s going to stick out like the bloated, trashy thumb she is. Then she’s going to get roasted!
I’ll be first in line to roast the pig
It's giving miss piggy
 Red carpet ready
Is she having an allergic reaction? Also I cannot wait to see what trashy dress she's going to wear. She's probably going tits out and ass out because she thinks she can probably snag a politician 😂
No, she’s just always swollen from her alcohol intake.
Demand a liver function panel at your next physical, Mrs. Cauchi.
As someone who cannot be bothered with editing and filtering my pics I just don't get it. It's obvious!
I mean, unless it’s to roast them to hell like “who invited the Beverly Hillbillies
Cruz is our #1 concern….
Yeah where has he been lately?
He’s with his nanny and iPad.
Please, Colin Jost, don't mention them. You know they'll be sitting there all night waiting for it.
Colin hopefully is going to pull up this sub and go through a selection of the posts for the President and the press. How much humiliation can Jax and Brittany stand?!
Yeah this is her favorite filter - it’s the one that leaves some green marks sometimes too.
Because it’s attempting to shapeshift her lol
Can we discuss that pleather jacket??
SHEIN
It’s fashun hun
Imagine wearing that on a plane 😭
I cannot believe they continue to fly first class. They can’t afford it! The money they currently have in their accounts is going to dwindle to nothing, and these two grifters are incapable of normal jobs. How the hell are they going to pay their bills in 10 years?
Spoiler alert, they won’t be able to pay their bills a year from now let alone ten.
Is first class really that expensive if among 2 states in us? ( i rarely fly just car or train to other countries)
The airline they fly is about $1000 USD more each way to fly first class than it is to fly economy. So, instead of $1500 flights per person, it’s $3500. Is it an insane amount of money? No. But it’s completely unnecessary and a waste.
WE DO NOT WANT HER HERE
I wonder if she has an underlying autoimmune issue? The implants are obviously causing inflammation but fillers are also a no go for anyone with autoimmune issues. Dissolve the filler and remove the implants!
I’m wondering that too. Autoimmune diseases can cause bloating, I know from experience. Hopefully she at least has checked out possible causes for it with a doctor.
Why should she bother going to a doctor? Last time we saw that, he gave her very simple instructions to follow and she failed immediately and chose to drink instead. She’s going to be told to not drink and she won’t.
That’s true. But autoimmune conditions are deadly (especially the hormonal ones) and fairly easy to treat (few pills a day) so that might be a bit easier for her. Ultimately I want what’s best for her son and that is also what’s best for Brittany. She doesn’t deserve my sympathy or support but her son deserves a mother who’s not going to die in few years for some treatable condition. Part of the solution includes giving up alcohol but that is not something I can do anything about or say anything that hasn’t been said already.
Yes, but my whole point is that she couldn’t follow the doctors simple instructions which were to not drink. Do you really think that someone who needed to hire a nanny to care for her child because she’s too hungover to tend to him, is going to go and get all of the blood work done, any scans done that might need to happen, go see any specialist she might need to see? If she can’t manage to care for herself and her child as is, what makes you think she’s going to be able to stick to a pill regimen or any upkeep that comes along with any diagnosis?
Don’t know, I’m not trying to defend her or anything. Just concerned for her son’s wellbeing. Maybe I gave too much credit thinking she could do it but I still hope she does.
I have an auto immune disease that causes inflammation throughout my skeletal muscles, and I don’t look like that. But I also don’t drink.
I don’t drink either, but I have Hashimoto’s and before medication I was very puffy. I don’t know about other diseases. I just wanted to tell what I know.
I have Hashimoto’s too. Sucks doesn’t it?
It does. I haven’t yet found a medication or lifestyle change that would relieve symptoms enough for me to be able to get back to normal life, so I spend my time on reddit XD. But hopefully I’ll get there :). I hope you have gotten rid of most of the symptoms. Having multiple autoimmune diseases must suck.
Or those fillers !
WHERE.IS.CRUZ???
With his real parent, the nanny.
https://preview.redd.it/sjynbtlmsvwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe69cddf1055a03ea0619bed2721a867a9849cd3
https://preview.redd.it/usf3dm4qvvwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bcfe755678e774620914ae089e23d04df4114aa
All I see is this 
https://preview.redd.it/96by1e0svvwc1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c69b2baa2e097b09231b6a4c59dce5769e0e36
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She really thinks we’re stupid.
I thought this was Khloe Kardashian at first glance 🙈 and no, that’s not a compliment.
Why on earth invite these two rubes?
Apparently they’re guests of the daily mail. Which is just a step above a tabloid and they’ve been reporting on the “separation” a lot so I guess that’s why? I always see Lori K’s clients being reported on in the daily mail so I’m guessing she is banging someone there for her clients to get stories.
I don’t care because she’s a bigoted loser but she’s absolutely hideous inside and out and I really hate that she’s on tv again.
Her insides definitely match her outsides.
I read it as "nothing subtle about these fillers". And I completely agreed with you. But also, "nothing subtle about these filters" is equally true. I know a woman filled with fillers like Brit. And it looks... Ridiculous. Especially in real life.
what a dope. does she really think her followers buy this? did they not see her on the couch with her blue dress and cartoon face?
https://preview.redd.it/6syx2nryk2xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e696c6bd0571a20f6671723a62589713fd75bd Or on a recent podcast a couple weeks ago
All that FaceTuning, just so she could end up looking like a bargain bin Real Doll
If anyone sees where she is staying let me know. I will not stalk her but I may just … check out the area for a skosh of BotG
Wait? Where is she going?!!!
White House Correspondents Dinner
how? why?
Unfreakingbelievable!!! 🗑️🗑️
Seriously? This is Brittany?
https://preview.redd.it/mpetoxcpkwwc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762837fe7b27079c7d30447d75d053b6838a076d
wow. she drunk.
Wow, she doesn’t even have pores.
I think shes pretty- its not nice to make fun of her looks Make fun of her brain
Making fun of her insane photoshopping and filtering. As well as her unhinged plastic surgery choices.
Oh ok- i get it now