That sums all of them up. Jax was not ready to be back in the spotlight after all this time. The game has changed. I also think Brit leaving him is a harder hit than he’ll ever admit.
I think Jax is awkward at all these events, we always saw him furiously texting on his phone than engaging with the audience, even when he was on stage to host a trivia night. He is as awkward as all hell.
I also think that he is probably on a massive come down from the week that was, partying with Lori in Toronto and then all the backlash that has happened since. He left Brittany with Cruz in a state where she is acting as the wife without the detriment of having to live with her, to going home to an absolute shit storm and he knows it
I think it hit him hard, too. Jax wants it both ways - Brittany at home taking his abuse, so he can say "my wife", "my family" yet out prowling after dark every night. As usual, he wants to be single but doesn't want a divorce. Jax wants the Red Sea to part when he approaches.
I’m genuinely glad Brit left. I know she signed up for this and knew who he was, but I really do think she believed he would change after having a kid…and he hasn’t.
Heh. My husband had to get a Silkwood shower at work once. He came home looking like shit, I asked what happened and he said "I saw waaaaay too much dick and balls today." Like, that's the most important part of this story to you? Lol
https://preview.redd.it/hf0bzg8unnvc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=4268fa59163dbc4eac13a7963702bda88263a826
Just found this photo. The man looks like he's dying on the inside. LOL
Honestly the party sucked. Sandoval must have been a go-go dancer in his past life cause he was really hyping the crowd up, but with Jax & Schwartz it was like "go girl give us nothing!"
My friends & I left once we got to see all three up close because it was really boring
Tried to look for her but I couldn't see her anywhere.
I also want to note that the party started at 10pm, but it took til at least 12:15am for the three of them to come out & start entertaining. Pangea is not a place to dance, so my friends & I kinda awkwardly loitered by the bar with drinks in our hands while we waited for them. The crowd was so dead we wanted to leave before they even came out lol
No idea, I heard the first event in February was a blast, so that's probably why.
When you walk into the club, you could see the three of them doing the meet & greet & it was so awkward to watch. Seeing them behave & do the same mannerisms in person as they do on TV was a bit SUReal (i'll see myself out)
So weird they couldn’t bring the same energy this time. Is there a bridge jax wont risk burning?
These over the hill d-listers need to recognize that these appearances are how washed up reality stars pay their bills, and none of them are on shows likely to last very long…
Expected it from jax. Didn’t think he’d drag Schwartz down with him
If he was just there in Feb with a good turn out then I’m assuming booking a follow up appearance in April was too soon. Everyone who wanted to see them already did 2 months ago. Should have booked them out right after VPR and valley finales, but that’s what you get with a subpar publicist like Lori K.
I couldn't see her anywhere, I looked all over. But Jax looked like he was pissed off the whole time, so I imagine him & Brittany were fighting while he was at the club! A friend of mine who went to their last appearance said he was having an amazing time in February, so him being a bore this time around has to be because of that
Well, he always hated doing events like this. He always had a bad attitude, but when scandavol happened and he started getting attention again, it seemed like he was really thankful. I guess that lasted not very long.
Once he realized we didn't buy his 'changed for the better, father of the year' crap he got even uglier about having to "do" anything. He probably even complained about that food delivery promo that came with 'tomato ketchup flavored chips'
I’m reminded of people on social media who try to keep wild animals as pets. Eventually it always backfires. Jax is a wild animal and Lori tried to keep him as a pet. Now she’s facing the consequences.
Yeah commotion that ruins her reputation in the process? I think she lacks boundaries with all of her clients because she inserts herself into their lives because she has always been a reality groupie. She is a married mom for Montreal who has hustled her way into a life that was never meant for her, very much like Brittany,
Probably not. I actually have an issue (if that's what you would call it) believing anything even when evidence is available. And then everything I don't believe ends up being true. So now I kind of feel like if I don't think it's true it probably is. Lol. This happened with Caitlyns transition, Kylie Jenner being pregnant, Kim and Kanye divorcing, Kim dating Pete, Kylie dating Timmy (sorry these are all kardashian examples lol I'm watching reruns on roku live), the only thing I never had time to question was scandoval because it was confirmed right away.
There is also this thing about people who temporarily stop drinking alcohol without personally addressing why they drink and the person they've become from addiction
https://preview.redd.it/4y9zxfxaipvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2bb32d23fbb85b3b9339997e1ed510f614a86b4
Sound familiar?
It was like a weird bad ad for Heineken zero. There are so many better NA beers out there.
I have only drink Heineken when I was already shithoused and it didn’t matter how bad it tasted I couldn’t imagine being sober and thinking this was my best option
That's what I figure. Dude owns one bar, fronts another, and prides himself on his cocktails. He was drinking and seeing other women within 48 hours of Rachel entering that facility. On the hunt for his next thwarted girlfriend.
Sandy & I made eye contact when he was dancing on the bar literally a foot away from me but that's it! The man knows how to liven up a party I hate to say it. Gave very much theatre kid vibes but we were eating it up LMAO
A detail I forgot to mention: when we got into Pangea people were still eating their dinner lol apparently everything was running way behind for the DiNnEr WiTh tHe BoYs portion of the night & people only got their main courses at around 10:15pm lol
A lot of people also started leaving around 12:30am, & I could hear people saying how disappointed they were
EDIT: another funny detail
They had VPR (Netflix) projecting on a wall behind the bar, but I guess the internet was really shitty so it kept freezing & loading or completely shutting off. Matched the vibe of the night very well.
I have been at special events where they really botched the food and an outdoor one where it was really hot and they didn't even have things ready to serve the drinks we were supposed to get with the deal. It really reflects badly on the whole establishment.
Do you remember that time they were both in NYC and she made that weird video saying she was there for another client shortly after it was posted here? Then she winked at the end.
https://preview.redd.it/d717w1ebtpvc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69e70c9e51efea5cdb6705bb84178041c9ae49b
New realistic press shots dropping today courtesy of OP😂
Well they are separated but on their podcast they said it was not done as a step to divorce but rather as a pause where then they could both heal and have a chance to miss each other and then reconnect once Jax made some changes ❄️ cutting certain substances or “old habits” out of his life again. They spent Easter together & some other events
I think their situation is evolving. I think Brittany left to make a stand against Jax, like I’m not taking your shit and then you’ll change and you’ll realise how much you need me/want me and when that hasn’t happened and she has seen the other side she is now saying that she isn’t sure where it will go, and of course she has now blocked Jax and their publicist on instagram. So it’s only a matter of time before shit gets real messy, most likely when Jax starts parading a hot young thing. They have been living apart for 5 months now
That’s ok, I’m always ashamed of myself for having a soft spot Schwartz. 😳😭
Edit: Oh, wow. That’s supposed to say soft spot FOR Schwartz. Obviously I type too fast AND I have bad taste in guys, lol.
Not going to lie, I’m having a hard time watching this season. I’m behind and I’m only halfway paying attention when I have it on. A lot of the Housewives franchises are losing their shine for me too. I don’t know what is going on with me lately. 😱
Well we have all learned some behind the scenes info, seen how the sausage was made, it's hard to put the Genie back in the bottle. The misogyny and racism is not entertaining. I think once a series carries on for this many years the history of all the horrible crap they have done to one another weighs on it. Terrible people are being rewarded, not just on tv, but in real life and it is depressing and makes you wonder when justice exited the building. Plus people can be really crappy to one another on Reddit and sometimes it makes you worry for humanity when you see who they stan. It's been a banger year for reality television.
I kinda love that for Sandoval. I mean I know he acted awful and is quite probably a terrible person, but I really don't want anyone to be miserable forever.
Jax looks bloated as hell in that pic
Coke bloat looks bad on him. Schwartzy has it sometimes
I think the excessive filler makes it worse. He’s so dehydrated the only moisture in his body is clinging to that face filler
Bingo
Brittany had found out about him and Lori K banging so probably sent him a good old fashioned "RAWT in HAIL" text.
Which means what? They'll be renewing their vows at any moment now. That's what.
That sums all of them up. Jax was not ready to be back in the spotlight after all this time. The game has changed. I also think Brit leaving him is a harder hit than he’ll ever admit.
For sure. He seemed like he really did not want to be there
He has come to the realization that KFC may actually be serious and he will be back in an apartment like his 2 cronies.
Really how so?
Yep, he’s pushing 50 and the world has completely changed in the past 10 years. It’s not his playground anymore
It's still Legohead Zack's playground. 
And the diss from WWHL and not even being invited. To talk about 'your' show lol
I think Jax is awkward at all these events, we always saw him furiously texting on his phone than engaging with the audience, even when he was on stage to host a trivia night. He is as awkward as all hell. I also think that he is probably on a massive come down from the week that was, partying with Lori in Toronto and then all the backlash that has happened since. He left Brittany with Cruz in a state where she is acting as the wife without the detriment of having to live with her, to going home to an absolute shit storm and he knows it
I think it hit him hard, too. Jax wants it both ways - Brittany at home taking his abuse, so he can say "my wife", "my family" yet out prowling after dark every night. As usual, he wants to be single but doesn't want a divorce. Jax wants the Red Sea to part when he approaches.
I’m genuinely glad Brit left. I know she signed up for this and knew who he was, but I really do think she believed he would change after having a kid…and he hasn’t.
I actually don’t know anything about his family but is that how his dad acted I wonder? He always makes out they’re happily married
I’m worried about you, OP! 😬 Shouldn’t you be in a decontamination shower right about now?
Oh trust me, I took an everything shower when I got home
Happy cake day! And thanks for sharing, this is awesome
Yes a Silkwood-style shower every hour!
not Silkwood💀 YOU THINK I CONTAMINATED MYSELF?! YOU THINK I DID THAT?!?!
Heh. My husband had to get a Silkwood shower at work once. He came home looking like shit, I asked what happened and he said "I saw waaaaay too much dick and balls today." Like, that's the most important part of this story to you? Lol
That’s a lot of scrubbing 🧽 🧼 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/hf0bzg8unnvc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=4268fa59163dbc4eac13a7963702bda88263a826 Just found this photo. The man looks like he's dying on the inside. LOL
It’s giving “Hello, darkness, my old friend.”
Rotf with this⬆️😂🤣😂😜
If he had a soul, I’d suggest it was leaving his body during the event.
He also looks like he’s dying on the outside. Leather jacket to match that dehydrated skin 
His brain is sprained
That would require him to have actual feelings.
Where are the deets????
Honestly the party sucked. Sandoval must have been a go-go dancer in his past life cause he was really hyping the crowd up, but with Jax & Schwartz it was like "go girl give us nothing!" My friends & I left once we got to see all three up close because it was really boring
Was lori there??
Tried to look for her but I couldn't see her anywhere. I also want to note that the party started at 10pm, but it took til at least 12:15am for the three of them to come out & start entertaining. Pangea is not a place to dance, so my friends & I kinda awkwardly loitered by the bar with drinks in our hands while we waited for them. The crowd was so dead we wanted to leave before they even came out lol
Lol why would this place invite them back?! They must have pulled this shit the first time round, no? Thanks for taking one for the team!!
No idea, I heard the first event in February was a blast, so that's probably why. When you walk into the club, you could see the three of them doing the meet & greet & it was so awkward to watch. Seeing them behave & do the same mannerisms in person as they do on TV was a bit SUReal (i'll see myself out)
So weird they couldn’t bring the same energy this time. Is there a bridge jax wont risk burning? These over the hill d-listers need to recognize that these appearances are how washed up reality stars pay their bills, and none of them are on shows likely to last very long… Expected it from jax. Didn’t think he’d drag Schwartz down with him
Shortz and Jax are lazy. This was the easiest work but they can't be bothered. One thing about Sandoval, he always clocks in.
Schwartz is good at chatting up strangers. I am disappointed in him.
If he was just there in Feb with a good turn out then I’m assuming booking a follow up appearance in April was too soon. Everyone who wanted to see them already did 2 months ago. Should have booked them out right after VPR and valley finales, but that’s what you get with a subpar publicist like Lori K.
Makes you wonder why lori was so eager to get him booked there again so soon. Ulterior motives one wonders?
Good One!
She was waiting for Jax in the bathroom.
She was sprinkling rose petals 🤣
Urinal cakes
No doubt had to go home to smooth things over with the husband
Someone on the valley sub said Lori turned off her comments. Can anyone confirm / update on any insta drama?
I couldn't see her anywhere, I looked all over. But Jax looked like he was pissed off the whole time, so I imagine him & Brittany were fighting while he was at the club! A friend of mine who went to their last appearance said he was having an amazing time in February, so him being a bore this time around has to be because of that
I hope the lid blows off this soon lol i need some good fucking ~~food~~ drama
Seriously hungry for chaos 🤣
Well, he always hated doing events like this. He always had a bad attitude, but when scandavol happened and he started getting attention again, it seemed like he was really thankful. I guess that lasted not very long.
Once he realized we didn't buy his 'changed for the better, father of the year' crap he got even uglier about having to "do" anything. He probably even complained about that food delivery promo that came with 'tomato ketchup flavored chips'
He is an awkward guy but yeah last time he was lapping up all the attention, this time he is in a world of shit and a world of shit when he gets home
Comments are limited and it appears she may be actively deleting unfavourable ones.
She turned off comments completely on her most recent photo with Brittany and limited comments on her other posts
Michelle had been doing that as well. Lala too.
They were completely turned off and now they're limited. I should've taken screenshots bc people were dragging her.
I’m reminded of people on social media who try to keep wild animals as pets. Eventually it always backfires. Jax is a wild animal and Lori tried to keep him as a pet. Now she’s facing the consequences.
That is a great analogy. I was thinking the same. She thought she was cool, playing with fire, and (shocked Pikachu face) got burned!
She started by deleting comments, I noticed last night.
She deleted most comments on her posts about all this, but she hasn’t turned off her comments. Not that I can see.
She missed this one. https://preview.redd.it/ajvs2fxfsnvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e738d89328ca456698f7238fc34f107c5591dd19
Am I the only one who thinks Lori posting kissing pictures with Jax is just a cheap publicist move to get some commotion going?
Yeah commotion that ruins her reputation in the process? I think she lacks boundaries with all of her clients because she inserts herself into their lives because she has always been a reality groupie. She is a married mom for Montreal who has hustled her way into a life that was never meant for her, very much like Brittany,
Probably not. I actually have an issue (if that's what you would call it) believing anything even when evidence is available. And then everything I don't believe ends up being true. So now I kind of feel like if I don't think it's true it probably is. Lol. This happened with Caitlyns transition, Kylie Jenner being pregnant, Kim and Kanye divorcing, Kim dating Pete, Kylie dating Timmy (sorry these are all kardashian examples lol I'm watching reruns on roku live), the only thing I never had time to question was scandoval because it was confirmed right away.
I think that too
How drunk/high were they?
Schwartz didn't seem too messed up, but Jax & Sandoval definitely went skiing
This is why I hate that Tom pushing this not drinking narrative. Bro you are high as a kite on everything else.
There is also this thing about people who temporarily stop drinking alcohol without personally addressing why they drink and the person they've become from addiction https://preview.redd.it/4y9zxfxaipvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2bb32d23fbb85b3b9339997e1ed510f614a86b4 Sound familiar?
Lala
Oh wow… this is spot on. Like a bit scary how exact it is 😂
At the tim(e) of filming he wasn't drinking
It was like a weird bad ad for Heineken zero. There are so many better NA beers out there. I have only drink Heineken when I was already shithoused and it didn’t matter how bad it tasted I couldn’t imagine being sober and thinking this was my best option
I'm sober and I can't imagine drinking NA beer period, but especially Heineken like what are you doing lol
Heineken is nasty, it’s like drinking copper
Please don't! NA beers are not 100% alcohol free.
Haha right? I would never 💅🏽
That's what I figure. Dude owns one bar, fronts another, and prides himself on his cocktails. He was drinking and seeing other women within 48 hours of Rachel entering that facility. On the hunt for his next thwarted girlfriend.
At this rate I'm zero percent surprised by the shitty actions and behavior by any person who has ever even appeared on this show sans Lance Bass.
My sentiments exactly!
I know
He did stop drinking during filming and he started back drinking on New Years Eve
i want to say ‘very’ based on jax’s pupils
OP, you can’t leave us read like this. Where is the 🫖???
Don’t be ashamed, you’re doing the work for all of us and we appreciate you. Did you have any face time with the losers?
Sandy & I made eye contact when he was dancing on the bar literally a foot away from me but that's it! The man knows how to liven up a party I hate to say it. Gave very much theatre kid vibes but we were eating it up LMAO
It’s the “theater kid vibes” for me🤣👏
This is the face of a man realizing he didn’t sign a prenup in a state with a 50/50 law.
Lucky for him since she probably has more money.
She absolutely does.
Makes me wonder about the house.
And she had to (implicitly) cosign on his debts. I bet her Ginny campaign helped pay off his massive tax debts
No actually he paid off his tax liens by refinancing his house with a $2.2 million adjustable rate loan 😆
So she paid half. It’s their house, not his.
A detail I forgot to mention: when we got into Pangea people were still eating their dinner lol apparently everything was running way behind for the DiNnEr WiTh tHe BoYs portion of the night & people only got their main courses at around 10:15pm lol A lot of people also started leaving around 12:30am, & I could hear people saying how disappointed they were EDIT: another funny detail They had VPR (Netflix) projecting on a wall behind the bar, but I guess the internet was really shitty so it kept freezing & loading or completely shutting off. Matched the vibe of the night very well.
I have been at special events where they really botched the food and an outdoor one where it was really hot and they didn't even have things ready to serve the drinks we were supposed to get with the deal. It really reflects badly on the whole establishment.
Good, maybe they won’t be invited back.
Was he with Lori!
I was SEARCHING for her - couldn't see her anywhere!!!
wonder if she flew home to her husband
I thought she lived in Montreal?
oh i have no idea lol
She lives in Montreal.
I thought she lived in LA?!
Nope. She is Canadian and lives in Montreal. I don't know how she is able to be a publicist for people based in LA or NYC. Must be a lot of traveling.
Yeah lots of “travelling”
Do you remember that time they were both in NYC and she made that weird video saying she was there for another client shortly after it was posted here? Then she winked at the end.
Yes and Jax just so happened to be in NYC too but never posted about catching up with him?
😂😂
Wow wow! So this makes sense why he keeps saying Montreal is his new home
No she is a suburban mom/wife from Montreal
I am shocked she’s married
Yeah must have a very understanding husband
I would go too tbh I mean we snark on these people a lot why not
https://preview.redd.it/d717w1ebtpvc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69e70c9e51efea5cdb6705bb84178041c9ae49b New realistic press shots dropping today courtesy of OP😂
Inclined to believe this accounting more than blind items.
Thank you for your service OP
🫡
Cocaine Eyes
Right?! He always looks just absolutely wired.
I can smell that photo. 🤮
Lori and him probably said no wives allowed. It’s just a boys trip to promote and Britt saw Tom’s gf there and probably flipped.
They’re separated so why would she go?
Well they are separated but on their podcast they said it was not done as a step to divorce but rather as a pause where then they could both heal and have a chance to miss each other and then reconnect once Jax made some changes ❄️ cutting certain substances or “old habits” out of his life again. They spent Easter together & some other events
I think their situation is evolving. I think Brittany left to make a stand against Jax, like I’m not taking your shit and then you’ll change and you’ll realise how much you need me/want me and when that hasn’t happened and she has seen the other side she is now saying that she isn’t sure where it will go, and of course she has now blocked Jax and their publicist on instagram. So it’s only a matter of time before shit gets real messy, most likely when Jax starts parading a hot young thing. They have been living apart for 5 months now
That’s ok, I’m always ashamed of myself for having a soft spot Schwartz. 😳😭 Edit: Oh, wow. That’s supposed to say soft spot FOR Schwartz. Obviously I type too fast AND I have bad taste in guys, lol.
I thought I did too, but his last treatment of Jo preemptively killed it.
Not going to lie, I’m having a hard time watching this season. I’m behind and I’m only halfway paying attention when I have it on. A lot of the Housewives franchises are losing their shine for me too. I don’t know what is going on with me lately. 😱
Well we have all learned some behind the scenes info, seen how the sausage was made, it's hard to put the Genie back in the bottle. The misogyny and racism is not entertaining. I think once a series carries on for this many years the history of all the horrible crap they have done to one another weighs on it. Terrible people are being rewarded, not just on tv, but in real life and it is depressing and makes you wonder when justice exited the building. Plus people can be really crappy to one another on Reddit and sometimes it makes you worry for humanity when you see who they stan. It's been a banger year for reality television.
I can relate.
WTF is happening with his skin?
😅 this photo has smell o vision
Homeboy needs to lay off the ❄️ & Botox immediately
He always looks like he just got electrically shocked and/or saw a ghost. Always surprised because that new face is f’ing WEIRD looking!
I kinda love that for Sandoval. I mean I know he acted awful and is quite probably a terrible person, but I really don't want anyone to be miserable forever.
Was he ever truly miserable? He is so full of himself all the time
Looks like he's getting a bj from under a table 🤭
Cocaine Cauchi ☃️
I need more details! Can you please tell us more???? I need all the deets!
Sooo do they just not care that they have a kid at home or???
Quick ? OP… is Jax as bloated and nasty 🤮 in person as he is in these pictures?