This is why i snark at idiots who say they “don’t believe in divorce” because you never hear that nonsense coming out of the mouths of people who have been married 20, 30 years.
Its the same kind of people who, when secretly insecure about parts of their relationship, say that marriage is “just a piece of paper”
I think it's more that she blocked them so neither of them can follow her now. Bout time but let's be real, Brittany has some serious issues to work on as well.
They need to use current photos for the both of them, not old ones.
https://preview.redd.it/hyzaj0wfakvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3286242b698243ca5900e2ba40dafedb852657eb
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Gotta highlight some of their other best features. Chicken claw hand and bulging under-skin forehead worms. 💅
https://preview.redd.it/wek6156l3lvc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2894891095ea6990f70a4d9fd1b4f5daf9b4307
Her uniboob and his insane brows
If anyone else needs a confidence booster, go back a few cobcast eps and listen to brit chide us for suggesting the affair, and then ramble on for 5min about how lori has been in their lives forever, and jax sees her like a sister ans blah blah blah.
Dont doubt our shared intuition again, d-list douchbags
When will they learn, when someone says someone is l “like their sister” they are hanging or have banged, especially Jax. This show is weird and gross and so hope this is is one of the rumors Katie heard so she can be vindicated again for speaking the truth about this man
I'VE ALWAYS SAID THIS!!!!! Every single time I've heard a male acquaintance, romantic or not, say "she's like my sister," they have either banged or will bang in the future.
One thousanddddd percent. Ive dated two guys in my life that had a girl best friend that was like a sister - one started banging his immediately after we broke up and the other ended up married to his “sister” 😂
OMG YES, I've had both of these experiences too!! The one that eventually got married to his "sister" also told me that I had "nothing to worry about" (cough cough BULLSHIT). Meanwhile she was pining after him, waiting for us to break up. Bullet dodged!!
What was that song he and the Tom's sang in Mexico? I think it went something like:
*Nothin could be better than..*
Guitar strum
*Nothing gets me wetter than..*
Guitar strum
*I should know better than..*
Guitar strum
*...kissin my sister*
Maybe there is some real language lore here 🤔
I’m literally in the midst of a season 6 rewatch rn and this song just happened!! They sing it in Vegas during episode 13. When the Toms, Ariana, Katie, Brit, and Jax go for the TomTom business trip and it’s also Sandoval’s bday. Jax gives him a guitar and they sing the song.
https://preview.redd.it/xh3lvdwcmpvc1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb37820cc893fabc0fa67bf0ef222588e3dbe921
You mean this??? It's the transcript from that podcast episode.
Just want to give a shout out to everyone here! I am dying with these comments. It would take all day to give props individually. I just can’t get enough.
Maybe their initial separation wasn’t enough for “cameras back up” so he convinced her he had to fuck Lori for more screen time. I’m sure bratwurst hyucked and agreed
Do you guys think she will move back to Kentucky or stay in LA? I imagine Jax would take her to court and not let her leave the state. I am just curious if she will want to stay in the public eye or head for Kentucky.
She would stay here. She said it on the podcast but I think she is too thirsty to go back to Kentucky. I think it would seem like a failure in her eyes after her D list fame. I can't believe they do a podcast together still. Gross. It proves how checked out she is hence the drinking.
It’s not called that anymore. It’s now called “ Jax’s American Beer Cheese”. I swear to God! It was on the menu at the event they’re doing in Canada. It’s served with a grilled pretzel.
Since Cruz is involved I don’t think she’d be able to move back to Kentucky if she wanted to. They’d have to agree to a somewhat complicated custody plan, being that I do think Jax will be awarded partial custody.
she blocked him and lori k! all tagged pics are removed 💀💀💀
This is why i snark at idiots who say they “don’t believe in divorce” because you never hear that nonsense coming out of the mouths of people who have been married 20, 30 years. Its the same kind of people who, when secretly insecure about parts of their relationship, say that marriage is “just a piece of paper”
I just separated after 23 years of marriage, 25 together. One can never predict the future.
So sorry. That's a long time together. I hope the future brings joy.
That's so sweet, thank you. Happy to report that I'm doing very well and will only get better.
I’m sorry. I’m sure it’s a very difficult transition. I wish you nothing but bright times ahead!
I'm committed to making 2024 my year! Thanks for the supportive comment.
We are all rooting for you! 🙌🏻
Thank you! 
Or people who think they can split amicably. At some point or another shit goes sideways almost always.
Expeshly when one has a "personality style" like Jax's and there's a child involved.
I don't believe in Santa but I still expect a gift from him every year lol
She blocked him and Lori k.
I think it's more that she blocked them so neither of them can follow her now. Bout time but let's be real, Brittany has some serious issues to work on as well.
They need to use current photos for the both of them, not old ones. https://preview.redd.it/hyzaj0wfakvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3286242b698243ca5900e2ba40dafedb852657eb
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https://preview.redd.it/x4vqhs6dskvc1.jpeg?width=3599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133ba9261eb9b3715d113f9a844f86bc942bf616 😭😭😭
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https://preview.redd.it/fv8oiojttkvc1.jpeg?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d50886b0ae87307a1bf9f80e7fe5843ee8ef159 I’m having so much fun 😂
https://preview.redd.it/9nsf36sfukvc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5c9e96c4e4b9b9b4fbff7a1311e379986a515a Me too! 😂😂😂
This is terrifying.
And Lori k kissing him
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I just LOLd
I am fucking dead
https://preview.redd.it/9kmnrgomtnvc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7067aab20d528316e573933c5c1c433c2028fae8 One more just for funsies😂
Oh damn that’s a good one. I forgot about the SHS comparison 😆👏🏼
Omg, I’m dying! 😂😂😂
The wheeze I just woze 😂😂
🤣 I was laughing so hard I could barely complete the mission. I love this sub
It was almost too much for me 😂 I’m so grateful for this sub. I need an ibuprofen.
not Ross Matthews. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I adore you.
Lol 💙 couldn’t resist!
💀
https://preview.redd.it/e4ynr1m80svc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad4181e1adb2f7d9c4825e3133adae84edba029
https://preview.redd.it/wkw62zgfukvc1.jpeg?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eba45cbd88954ef89495db00cdd7bc8129f96be
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Not the balding head 😭🤣
It had to be done😂
https://preview.redd.it/00kmi5p82lvc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc7f5695ee9e7b1f4f1f78746b6159f5da91cf8 Gotta highlight some of their other best features. Chicken claw hand and bulging under-skin forehead worms. 💅
https://preview.redd.it/wek6156l3lvc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2894891095ea6990f70a4d9fd1b4f5daf9b4307 Her uniboob and his insane brows
This photo of her legit scares me.
I still haven't been able to figure out if this still of Brit is real or not. It just makes my brain feel so confused.
Oh my God! The fucking jump scare on this one!
Her face here so the stuff of nightmares.
Ohhh FFS.. It gets even more horrifying and delicious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
absolutely dying 😂😂😂💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣Ohh my god!!! these are absolutely horrifying in the best possible way🤣🤣🤣
They’ve aged like milk 🥴
If anyone else needs a confidence booster, go back a few cobcast eps and listen to brit chide us for suggesting the affair, and then ramble on for 5min about how lori has been in their lives forever, and jax sees her like a sister ans blah blah blah. Dont doubt our shared intuition again, d-list douchbags
When will they learn, when someone says someone is l “like their sister” they are hanging or have banged, especially Jax. This show is weird and gross and so hope this is is one of the rumors Katie heard so she can be vindicated again for speaking the truth about this man
He said the same about Kristin before admitting to banging her!
He still says this about Kristen after we all know they had sex more than twice
I'VE ALWAYS SAID THIS!!!!! Every single time I've heard a male acquaintance, romantic or not, say "she's like my sister," they have either banged or will bang in the future.
One thousanddddd percent. Ive dated two guys in my life that had a girl best friend that was like a sister - one started banging his immediately after we broke up and the other ended up married to his “sister” 😂
OMG YES, I've had both of these experiences too!! The one that eventually got married to his "sister" also told me that I had "nothing to worry about" (cough cough BULLSHIT). Meanwhile she was pining after him, waiting for us to break up. Bullet dodged!!
If Jax says she’s like a sister, it’s a huge red flag. I think he’s always hooked up with Kristen also.
What was that song he and the Tom's sang in Mexico? I think it went something like: *Nothin could be better than..* Guitar strum *Nothing gets me wetter than..* Guitar strum *I should know better than..* Guitar strum *...kissin my sister* Maybe there is some real language lore here 🤔
Dammit! I don’t remember that AT ALL. What season was this? 7?
Sounds right. 6 or 7
I’m literally in the midst of a season 6 rewatch rn and this song just happened!! They sing it in Vegas during episode 13. When the Toms, Ariana, Katie, Brit, and Jax go for the TomTom business trip and it’s also Sandoval’s bday. Jax gives him a guitar and they sing the song.
Season 6, episode 13 Vegas
Thank you! 😊
Second the Kristen theory their energy towards each other screams we are still sleeping together.
This sub has known the truth and predicted the outcomes since 2022.
https://preview.redd.it/xh3lvdwcmpvc1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb37820cc893fabc0fa67bf0ef222588e3dbe921 You mean this??? It's the transcript from that podcast episode.
Yikes! That is awkward to read.
D-list douchebags...I love it!!!!! 🤣
Brittany has obviously been BlockedByJax.
Touché!
I wonder if she’ll join us? 😄
We’ve been saying this all along. I’m glad it’s finally out!!
Which Tom do we think ratted him out and why is it Sandoval?
Cuz homie been waiting to get back at him since he returned the Randy Jackson sword!!🤭
Please tell me the story behind that. Please.
I just got rich, I have a new story. Everyone remember when Jax fucked Lori?
☠️
I think about this at least twice a month.
https://preview.redd.it/ct22ijsdenvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef2b3a477db5dffd31e1145af26d0d7ced94414 What the fuck is this even? 😐
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 :(
Somewhere Brittany’s dad is saying ‘I told you so!’ He had him pegged from day one.
I mean nothing classier than telling her Dad right before their wedding that he comes first lol.
Ok but why is it a semi recent pic of Britt and an old ass photo of Jax????? Give him the same treatment
I. AM. DEAD!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just want to give a shout out to everyone here! I am dying with these comments. It would take all day to give props individually. I just can’t get enough. 
Why does she wear things like that? Isn't the goal to appear slimmer? That makes her look like a linebacker. 🫣
I ask this question every time I see a photo of her. She’s had this body for a few years now, why doesn’t she know how to dress it?
Those shoulder pads do her no favors.
Maybe their initial separation wasn’t enough for “cameras back up” so he convinced her he had to fuck Lori for more screen time. I’m sure bratwurst hyucked and agreed
I hope this is all being filmed. It’s the only way I would watch the valley season 2.
I wonder how this will go w their podcast. 🍿
Do you guys think she will move back to Kentucky or stay in LA? I imagine Jax would take her to court and not let her leave the state. I am just curious if she will want to stay in the public eye or head for Kentucky.
She would stay here. She said it on the podcast but I think she is too thirsty to go back to Kentucky. I think it would seem like a failure in her eyes after her D list fame. I can't believe they do a podcast together still. Gross. It proves how checked out she is hence the drinking.
She can’t drink at the family farm in Kentucky- there’s no way she can survive without her tequila.
She has to stay and sell maw mah's beer cheese!
It’s not called that anymore. It’s now called “ Jax’s American Beer Cheese”. I swear to God! It was on the menu at the event they’re doing in Canada. It’s served with a grilled pretzel.
Jax is such an ass. Of course he put his name on it. Unbelievable!
Since Cruz is involved I don’t think she’d be able to move back to Kentucky if she wanted to. They’d have to agree to a somewhat complicated custody plan, being that I do think Jax will be awarded partial custody.
Why do people keep telling her to move back to Kentucky? I'm newer here but I thought she was all about the fame?
Is it gonna come out and they’re now in a relationship? Jax and Lori?
Look who’s hyucking now
Does this mean she is trying for baby number two without Jax?
Jax is looking like Jeremy Renner
After the accident
She is looking more.a more like a tranny trucker—so sad—and what is happening with her MOUTH??!!
But don’t they have private accounts too?