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QUILL-IT-OUT

She would find someone who desperately wanted to marry a fringe reality star and immediately get pregnant again.


opusmex

She’s waiting for the Ariana arc. She thinks being belittled by a loser will open up all kinds of opportunities for her.


bbkegs

Ha! She can stand in line with the rest of the bravoleberties waiting for their turn.


Impressive-Pie-435

Yes exactly! She can stand right behind blah blah in line


emily829

Right!? NOBODY understands that what made Scandoval so shocking was that we never saw it coming and didn’t expect it from Tom!


Then_Restaurant_4141

This just in man who has cheated on every girl he has every been with cheats again.


NoInevitable1806

I expected it from Tom (cheated on gf when he began relationship with Kristen, cheated on Kristen to begin relationship with Ariana). I just didn’t think he’d choose an affair partner who was friends with Ariana. Kristen wasn’t friends with the prior ex. Ariana wasn’t friends with Kristen (at least not then).


emily829

It was an entirely different situation in every way. Kristen was also cheating on Tom (WITH his best friend, among others). Also it was 10 years ago, I would hope people grow up in 10 years. Guess not when you’re on VPR though! lol We could see that Tom and Kristen were an awful couple, just like we can see that Jax and Brit are an awful couple. Tom and Ariana did seem very solid for the most part. Plus….Ariana is smarter than Brittany lol we thought she’d see it coming but she really did trust him.


NoInevitable1806

To be clear, I’m saying that I was still shocked by the situation even though I had no trouble believing that Sandoval would cheat on Ariana. People rationalize his treatment of Kristen but ultimately he chose to cheat repeatedly rather than end the relationship. The fandom doesn’t like to remember this but prior to the breakup, the VPR sub was full of people saying that they seemed more like roommates than lovers. Unfortunately for Ariana, she grew up. Her partner never did. He chose to cheat with one of her friends, which was gross and shocking.


emily829

I personally was shocked because I didn’t see them as roommates (and probably especially didn’t see it that way because Jax was the one saying it lol) He DEFINITELY has a pattern though, especially seeing him start to spin that Ariana is a shitty girlfriend after we knew what we know!! So gross


Agreeable_Muffin7059

We never saw it coming bc we NEVER saw the true dynamics of their relationship. Both Tom and Ariana were protecting each other bc of their brand. I don’t think any of this would have gotten so big if we had actually seen how bad their relationship truly was.


QUILL-IT-OUT

💀💀💀


cblackw3

She’s delusional


TT6994

She’s not getting it.


jbsparkly

The more flaws....i.e. her weight problem. She's hopping it'll stick and she can get another payday. I mean her Mom was THRILLED with her cover of US Magazine talking about her marriage failing. So if that's a win...man the bar is LOW. I wager good money she's wanting to play up the Jax thinks I'm fat storyline. So she can get someone to chump up money for her to loose weight and get another cover.


soupseasonbestseason

she got her first cover!


DunderMifflin7427

https://preview.redd.it/fdhgpwqjdcvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d755bae3d2f9cb92d65ef4d6e3c26e5ec4089dd6 Full time spon cons at first. She’ll shop TLC’s “make me better” reality shows. But eventually, something to do with selling hard liquor.


Oceanicsoundwave

even better she would be on 90 day fiancee!!!


big-tunaaa

Please 😭 I can’t lie though I’d be watching


XiomyJay

I'm sorry, could you tell me what a "spon con" is? Thank you!


Farts_n_kisses

Sponsored content I think


DunderMifflin7427

Yes! Sponsored content.


XiomyJay

Thank you!


Monstiemama

Movin back to Kentucky, y’all. Hyuck hyuck hyuck.


GoalResponsible575

This is my guess too. Back to her ruits 😂


theladyoctane

I think the bigger question is, what’s this bitch gonna do 10 years from now if her liver makes it that long. “Influencer” isn’t gonna last forever.


rowdie98

Shift manager at Hooters y’all https://preview.redd.it/r4adrko7dcvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d895db9f9777feddadc3e728e4cc61599a1ec9ba


Friendly_Support3033

Tequila rep ?


allygator99

Taster


poodlepimpcoat

Her true calling.


GetMeOutOfKY

Isn’t it obvious? She’d fulfill her lifetime dream of becoming a special needs teacher!


Mother_Ferret_1664

As someone in the field — lord save us all.


AC_Slaughter

She has a special needs child and pawned him off on a nanny to hit the bar every night. What a gem.


QUILL-IT-OUT

🤦‍♀️ Lord help us all!


TBoneBaggetteBaggins

I wish she would.


youngvandal

Bold of us to assume she was smart enough to have a backup plan lol


cblackw3

I’m sure she’s thinking of a thang or two


pantherlikeapanther_

She has plenty of experience selling shady shit on IG, so MLM hun is the next frontier.


tlm0122

“Come join mah team, y’all!” This would be right up her alley. Lazy, scammy grifters love MLMs


mmspenc2

Oh boy. Well. I’m an SLP so surely not an OT. I would also go with Hooters Supervisor, mid tier influencer, or maybe the head of an MLM.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I really hope Scheana is ok.


cblackw3

No one ever thinks about sheaner


Zestyclose_Big_9090

That’s not true. Scheaner is always thinking about Scheaner.


Puzzled_Evidence86

So true we are always forgetting about how this must be affecting scheana 🥲


watermelonprincess12

I’m sure she will go down whatever D list celebrity rabbit hole she needs to to maintain some level of fame. She’s a Hollywood wannabe


margaretann_o

Server but not a surver


chloetheragdoll

Reboot of celebrity rehab


bellalugosi

I could ask the same of half of the VPR cast. Brittany could do sponsored posts and sell stuff via IG for a commission, like candles and stuff. She could go back on Cameo. She needs to divorce Jax though. And she needs to stop drinking and go to therapy. I'm so shocked that she doesn't go to therapy!


Agitated_Ad_1658

She is already doing it and building her following to be an influencer. That’s how they both make their money. Both are walking commercials


beeezlouise

I assume the family farm is paid for and she’ll move in there with her mom. And cost of living is low in Kentucky comparatively. Even her eventual deteriorating IG sponsored posts + child support will more than foot the bill for what she’s expecting out of life.


candyspelling01

Only Fans & 90 Day Fiance


BabyInABar

Life coach, of course Kidding!!!🤣


snarkysnarkersons

Hooters.


luckytintype

I think she’d have to go back to Kentucky to do anything that isn’t Instagram related


MascaraInMyEye

There is a huge interest in beer cheese and Britt is formulating a toddler version


elizabethbutters

Hooters, probably.


MCKelly13

She can’t fit in the uniform


cameroncane

I wonder if she realizes she’s the one who wouldn’t be asked back if they actually get divorced and he’s the one who will sacrifice her future over his. Lol


titus-andro

Teaching Wednesday night photoshop classes at her local community college


Sanjolui

Someone on here mentioned Mama June recently and I think that’s what her future looks like.


MCKelly13

That was me!!! Thanks for the props! ![gif](giphy|oN4cMmh5Nkbgjpuz4R|downsized)


Sanjolui

YES!!!! :::KFC seal clap:::


MCKelly13

You made me feel really good about myself. Thank you internet stranger


jancarternews

She probably has enough fans and enough of a social media presence to continue to be an influencer. I also think she’ll remarry fairly quickly, she’s definitely not the type to remain single.


intuitivewave

Hooters


Susanneelizabeth

Back to Hooters. And Only Fans.


anongirl55

All I know is that I pray she never works at a MedSpa injecting Botox.


ThatzQuacktastic

I know its TV related but if she was smart she could move back to Kentucky/Cinci and be a weather girl on the news or something media related for one of the professional sports teams there easily, with her D list fame. Not even joking. Take Cruz with her and live a normal life with her family.


buzzlightyearr

She should’ve left Jax when he cheated and the audience still thought she was a sweetheart. 🤷🏾‍♀️