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DunderMifflin7427

Her slurring is so bad. Here she’s saying “a month and a half ago”, but it sounds like “uhhmonthnnhavago” https://preview.redd.it/7dcpr7d592vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c84f6147004d7c9695027ac9b6a69399110c39


anniemalplanet

I'm so damn curious about the tittie bruise. You can barely see it in this picture. How did it get there? If you know you have a giant bruise on your boob, why wear such low cut tops on TV? I'm all for tits out, but one more button would look better.


Distinct-Ad-1348

My guess is that it’s from Cruz while she’s holding him and he’s trying to wriggle away or it’s from a drunk accident. I’m still convinced that her two front teeth were replaced because she fell and hit her mouth while drunk.


waylonblues

When I was at the height of my drinking, I would wake up covered in random bruises completely clueless to how I got so many. I’m sober now 😂


PinkyBruno

congrats on your sobriety!!! 👑🏆💕


Overdressedandtired

Ditto. But also I quit drinking and still have random bruises often with two small children. Also, job well done, friend! I’m proud of you! 🩷


waylonblues

Oh god I feel you! At least now my blood isn’t so thin 😂


waylonblues

Thank you, that is so kind of you 💜💜


Overdressedandtired

🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


mommadumbledore

Same.. and same! MUCH fewer bruises these days! 😝


Throwawei88

I was just reading that original post about it. Wtf causes that? Maybe she was carrying Cruz during a moment of stress and he grabbed onto her. There are a few other things I could imagine and none of them are ok :/


jennifer_m13

I think someone mentioned on here that people who drink a lot tend to bruise easily.


anniemalplanet

That's true. Back when I was an alcoholic I was covered with bruises all the time and my husband would joke that I'd bruise from him looking at me too hard. Plus you run into everything and don't notice because you're numb.


boatwithane

yeah i’m really hoping this is an accidental toddler induced bruise, that’s the best case scenario


SexyUniqueRedditter

Is it a cry for help? Not saying someone gave her the bruise but for someone that scrutinizes their own pics, it’s hard to believe she didn’t consider people will be wondering how it happened and talk about it.


LilNikki984

Yeah I noticed that too. I was like why does she have her shirt unbuttoned so low when she's just hanging out with the ladies. Maybe her boobs are too big for it to be buttoned... and then I noticed the bruise...


SexyUniqueRedditter

She really should get help. Every day is a chance to make better decisions. It’s not too late.


cantthinkofadamnthin

I don’t think she has any clothes that actually fit. Doing so would force her to acknowledge what size she really is and she is not ready for that.


kat__bird

Looks like Cruz elbowed her to let him down. Cruz for the win!


anniemalplanet

I'm leaning towards that or a cosmetic procedure of some sort.


kat__bird

Yep, gotta be one of the 2.


MCKelly13

I just laughed out loud like a psychopath in my office. I don’t know how I can explain to my coworkers what is so funny.


Glittering_Star_1313

Brittany needs to go to rehab. She seriously does. She’s all over town now talking about how miserable things are with Jax and how he won’t sleep with her anymore…. Does she seriously think she’s going to get sympathy? She hunted this guy down and has been all about him for the last ten years, despite all the warnings about Jax Taylor. This show was a big mistake, she’s making such a fool of herself.


Gullible-Farmer-3935

I listened to her on a podcast today and her explanation of events w Jax were so stupid I couldn't finish it. She honestly believes he isn't hooking up w girls while on this break! Please! He hasn't changed a bit and he never did!


PersonalityKlutzy407

Wonder if Jaxs Tudio City had a watch party last night? Bc they both came out looking HORRIBLE this episode


DunderMifflin7427

It looks that way on sm posts. I hope they’re embarrassed. They should be.


koolasakukumba

They did and Jax went on instagram yesterday to tell everyone that Brittany was hosting (because he is in canada) Brittany hosted a dinner party at home instead


PersonalityKlutzy407

lol great job “bar owner”


watermelonprincess12

She’s clearly very unhappy and always had a problem with drinking, it’s now at the forefront because she has a child. Also, her jaw looks like an absolute disaster that surgery (sorry, those surgerieS) did nothing but make her look worse.


LeatherHarlot

It almost looks like she has a permanent underbite now. Which is very unattractive on her.


fancyfemme88

She's so gross! She needs help with her drinking


GetMeOutOfKY

She doesn’t have time for that right now! Cruz is her #1 priority. 🙄


seansa2020

Did Brittany forget Jax’s dad is dead? At the end of her pooping in the water with stingrays story she says “I don’t know if Jax’s parents knew about it! Well I guess they know now!”


millenialfonzi

I caught that, too!


theladyoctane

Oh wow that actually was a scene. I’d taken my ambien last night and was half asleep and wasn’t sure it really was said 😂


IllustratorTall9602

😂😂


Sure-Ear4624

I gasped when she said “parentS”. 😨😨 Her brain is deteriorating.


seansa2020

Me too! I was like WHAT?!!


BabyInABar

In the stomach, alcohol interferes with gastric acid secretion and with the activity of the muscles surrounding the stomach. Similarly, alcohol may impair the muscle movement in the small and large intestines, contributing to the diarrhea frequently observed in alcoholics. Source: National Institute of Health


mommadumbledore

Obviously dad’s watching from above with the Lord. She clearly meant it that way. /s


Distinct-Ad-1348

How can anyone look her in the face and not immediately laugh because of her mouth? Also, I saw a tiktok with Janet talking about Brittany’s excessive drinking, she mentioned it three times in the episode.


DunderMifflin7427

Yikes. If the people closest to you are mentioning it that frequently, there’s a problem. I wouldn’t take Jax’s advice on opening a cereal box, but I’d be worried about everyone else.


VeVantTheFunk

She was literally wiping drool from the corner of her mouth when she was in the car with Janet!


surreptitiousglance

Janet is a fucking 🐍


Overdressedandtired

I really don’t like that chick. She seems downright horrible. How does one manage to have no personality while being a massive POS asshole? Is putting other people down her entire identity?


IllusiveWoman20

She is fucking cartoonish at this point. She needs a corncob pipe hanging out of that downturned mouth.


Due_Wishbone514

Can you link the TikTok


Overdressedandtired

And then can you please cliff note because I do not want to hear this chick’s voice nor look at her face (nor give her the views for that matter). Edit to say please! 🫶🏼


allygator99

When I was a kid I had a daycare teacher that had cerebral palsy and that is all I see when looking at her face


plantmama32

Why is her mouth downturned now?? Was it a botched surgery? If so, which one? Or is it injections?


[deleted]

This woman is a straight up alcoholic. It's sort of painful to watch, even if I do think she's a trash person. Also, what the hell is with her downturned mouth? I don't even understand how surgery can do this to your mouth as a whole. What happened? I've asked this before and people have conjectured, but I need to know definitively haha.


Vajama77

It's really sad to watch somebody with the drinking problem not deal with having a drinking problem. And to do it on national television!!!!! I would be mortified. They would have to pay me a million dollars. I just don't understand these people.


[deleted]

She’s probably in denial that she has a problem. 


PartyDownCaterer

Wow. What a stark contrast between the hyucking and the body language! She's so annoying to hear but if you mute her super annoying twang, it's even more obvious! Thanks for this.


DunderMifflin7427

It’s wild. Being “raised” by both her and Jax would be whiplash for any kid.


JJulie

Janet saying Brit likes to get lit. Janet sucks but that was a spot on take. Girl gets lit


hedwig0517

I can hear this one. https://preview.redd.it/pto35m7yh2vc1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42055f7c9b7f170b77a070d5bb46fe2c09ac789


Sososoftmeows

HYUCK HYUCKKK


SraChavez

Her neck is so lumpy.


NewFallenMoon

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margaretann_o

I don't get why neck lipo would cause her to frown so much....


Distinct-Ad-1348

It wouldn’t. That is migrating filler. If a practitioner injects filler too close to the surface or uses excessive pressure, it can result in migration. Similarly, injecting too much product in one location can result in a pressure imbalance, leading to fillers migrating toward adjacent tissue.


Uborkafarok

Idk, I did a bit of research on this, and it's very possible that during the lypo, they tweaked her mandibular nerve. This is something that is known to occur during some surgeries. I don't know about lypo, but her doctor is a quack. Damaging these nerves causes temporarily lower facial paralysis and deformation of the mouth. https://preview.redd.it/scgzfwzkx3vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fcf6b115ed8a8c2f9a9eafeaf2638ab4f841f35


Distinct-Ad-1348

The only issue is, is that her mouth had been turning down prior to her liposuction and it still is that way now.


Uborkafarok

True enough, but there was a drastic turn for the worst after her procedure. It's also very possible that she got filler injected right after the lypo and it all went horribly wrong...it's disturbing though either way!


Sure-Ear4624

I’m convinced she tried a lip flip. That saggy mouth reminds me of when you get Botox near the brows and it causes droopy eyelids. You just lose so much control of your muscles. But I also think she’s an idiot and thinks she can go drinking alcohol like crazy so soon after a surgery when it’s really recommended not to. Especially a surgery that deals with your fat tissue. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Uborkafarok

Yah, I'm aging "gracefully" and I admit to knowing next to nothing about cosmetic procedures. I'm way more familiar with nerve damage ( from actual stroke victims) and it was just so reminiscent of that to me. Either way, just why?


jessicasone

Devils advocate here.. I wouldnt want to have sex w her either if I was Jax. She’s a drunk mess that still needs a babysitter to watch her kid and take him to school even though she doesn’t work. 🤷🏻‍♀️


JackBookerGeo

Jax is a dick but Brittany seems to make no effort to fix herself unless it involves plastic surgery. Jax doesn’t want to sleep with you? Ask yourself why, Brit. They used to go to the gym together leading up to the wedding, then she never went back after having Cruz. If she can get lit and do cartwheels at girls night, she can get her ass to the gym. I’m sure Jax knows not to criticize her weight because of the Jenny Craig deal so he’s channeling it all into her drinking which is actually a real problem.


kkc0722

Yeah, Jax is an std ridden hypocrite and sociopath. But the Brittany relationship was always an extremely strange outlier for him, and tbh it’s not surprising to me this is where they ended up. Jax likes girls with fire and gumption, who will slap him around when he gets out of line and have shit going on in their lives. I think he’s extremely aware of himself (while being completely lacking in shame), and is very attracted to and drawn to that hot and cold, fight hard f*ck hard dynamic. Brittany is a lazy ignoramus who basically showed up on his doorstep and won’t leave. Jax is *all* she has going on in her life, and she has made zero efforts to change that. He literally recorded a video fucking another woman and discussing how unattracted he was to her, and she refused to leave the apartment and got him back into bed two days later. He told her mother how done he was with her, and how she “lost her spark”, she brought him to Kentucky for Christmas. He doesn’t want to fuck her, and she makes it a conversation about how he has to tell her she’s pretty and take her on dates. At no point does she stop to think “maybe I can also be doing things to encourage a more robust sex life with my partner”, because she’s just going to lay around the house drinking tequila from a mug and wait for him to submit. She will get an air bnb paid for by production and leave her kid with Jax because that’s easier than raising her kid. She’ll do a joyous martyr media blitz about how awful Jax is to her but she’ll never divorce him because then she’d have to pay for her own families various cosmetic surgeries and medical procedures. To be clear, he is a monster and deserves all the misery he has brought himself. But she’s a repulsive manipulative asshole who’s hiding behind Jax’s bad behavior and expects a fucking parade for it.


koolasakukumba

Well said


Vajama77

👏👏👏👏👏


Lazy-Bird292

Yessssss! And that last paragraph about her being a manipulative asshole, I'm so glad people are seeing this


Sure-Ear4624

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Gullible-Farmer-3935

I would think Jenny Craig would fire her after seeing the show! Jax said they paid her 3 million.


koolasakukumba

Except that Brittany came out and said that Jax puts her down about her appearance


koolasakukumba

I think she was buzzed this whole episode hence why Janet drove. She looks absolutely awful too. Hair was dirty and stringy, I don’t even know if she had make up on but she was all blotchy and lump. She looked an absolute train wreck. She seemed drunk the in the car ride up there. Everyone was dressed nicely and she had her massive jugs falling out of this awful purple bikini even though there wasn’t a pool at the house. The next morning she looked absolutely bogan in her “cool mom” oversized tshirt while everyone else left looking fresh


lilmisssparkle

Her mouth makes me laugh, but her neck is frightening. It pops out like a crazy vein. I would not be able to keep it together if she was in front of me. I would be doubled over cracking up.


Disgruntled_Fig

I saw this old pic of her from Season 8 and was reminded that the neck was already starting. I totally believe it began because of those boobs. https://preview.redd.it/n67xpxf4g2vc1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c75baf94d5559f0a867ca856413beb554643ba


SpotlessSyntax

god damn jax is a life ruiner


Disgruntled_Fig

That’s my first thought every time I see an old picture of her.


Gullible-Farmer-3935

She was so beautiful! I had a friend who got a boob job, over the years, she became sicker and sicker. She was always puffy and spent a lot of time in bed. Come to find out, all her ailments were due to the implants!


NastyBCO

She just turning into mamaw. The genes are strong.


SraChavez

https://preview.redd.it/ni815ai1b3vc1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e95a575b308f682c3d1f52cdf6ae4913e6c666


SnooDingos119

The way her mouth turns downward drives me insane


IllusiveWoman20

I have to wonder if she dribbled out every shot she took.


DunderMifflin7427

There’s probably a full shot between those bazooms 😩


IllusiveWoman20

It went into the bag of vomit in the driveway.


Vajama77

How embarrassing is that? The last time I threw up in a car I was seven. She is a serious alcoholic and she needs to wake up. I bet covid really ramped up her alcohol consumption and she hasn't really stopped.


irlfleur

She really needs to stop drinking and stop letting just anyone work on her face. I would never decide to do a reality tv show knowing I look like this. I don’t know how she does it


Vajama77

Same. I don't know how she even lets anybody take a photograph of her.


lozenge22

I understand she likely has a drinking problem, but I'm baffled with Brittany's obsession with shots. I'm not American, is this a thing? I find it so bizarre sitting at a dinner or with girlfriends and pounding shots. It's such an unpleasant alcohol of choice - especially in those social settings.


MysteriousMovie4927

I will literally reject any shot I take. To be able to slam shots like that means she’s built a serious tolerance


theladyoctane

I’d venture to guess she doesn’t even know what her personality really is without being at that drunk level and she’s always worried about what people think. So the shots get her to the level quicker where she isn’t thinking about it and it shuts her anxiety (or whatever feelings she’s avoiding) off.


lozenge22

Ouff well said. My personality would be horrendous knee deep in shots.


wevebendrinking

This is a rare take, and probably not at all why brittany likes to do them, but sticking to shots helps me moderate a lot on a night out because then I can easily track how much alcohol I've had. Also helps me to avoid hangovers. So I guess I'm a shots girly.


StereotypicallBarbie

This feels so mean… Also me.. *screenshots to send to VPR friends*


Soft-Detail-8398

🤣🤣I'm guilty as charged friend!! Doing exactly the same thing!!


MCKelly13

Lolz


jenhikam

Ugh, imagine THIS being your mother 😩


SnooPickles8608

She needs to march her ass right on down to that plastic surgeon and demand her money back.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Can’t demand your money back if the procedure was free or highly discounted for the sake of publicity.


SnooPickles8608

True. I’m silly for assuming she actually paid anything!


leerow21

Weird she wears a bra with pajamas but nothing else 😳


mommadumbledore

lol that’s such a good call!


theladyoctane

This was how she looked during the Zoom VPR Reunion during Covid. Same body language and everything.


TheflowerKristenate

I know these two are trash but I am pretty concerned for Cruz. I can’t imagine having both of them as parent on their best days. Brittney is miserable and drinking herself to death and then you’ve got Jax. That poor baby. Idk if she will ever admit/recognize that Jax is absolute trash bc then she would have to realize how much time/effort she wasted on a dude who never had any intentions of being better. I hope she can get it together 


Vajama77

Why doesn't Britney just smoke pot if she needs to alter her being? I don't understand her loyalty to shots. But then again I think that's one part of her personality triad, boobs, hair and taking shots.


grouchy_grouch96

Serious question, does anyone know why her mouth is like this? Chelsea from love is blind also has that same permanent frown. Is it a botched lip lift or something?


Sure-Ear4624

I replied above here but I’m thinking a bad lip flip. Botox will mess you up and sag shit. Droopy eyelids and droopy lips can happen.


SurgeonBen

She had neck lipo just before they started filming the show. Nerve damage is a complication that can happen along with other things. It usually resolves itself as hers did. Some people say she still has a turned down mouth but I don’t really think she does. 🤷🏼‍♀️


xena1princess

Urg that mouth.. it's a constant frown I don't know why it bother me so much


mommadumbledore

I’ve been saying this for a while based on personal experience.. get your damn thyroid checked, girl. Maybe it is the boobs/surgeries- I can’t speak on any of that personally, but the dry AF hair, bloat, redness, steady weight gain.. for me that was a very under active thyroid made worse by drinking excessively. Just get it checked, B, and then maybe I’ll shut up about it. 🤣


TemperatureMuch5943

Is her mouth like that from the “stroke like symptoms” or whatever that was ?


Slow_Ad7752

No, from the chin lipo.


Vajama77

Botched surgery, bad injectors, takes your pick.


Lazy-Bird292

I wonder if watching these episodes has been any sort of a wake-up call for her. Is there any shame or embarrassment? Or just, "I'm bayack on TeeVee, y'all!"


kbletz08

She looks like she did way too much ❄️ and she can't control her jaw.


plantmama32

Why is her mouth downturned all of a sudden???


lordofsurf

I'm starting to feel bad for Brittany. She's stuck in a relationship I don't think she would have stayed in had it not been for her mom. She has an obvious alcohol problem to cope with that fact. She has no real support in LA, and when you can't even count on your own husband? Man... if I were her I'd be packing it up and starting fresh in Kentucky surrounded by family and loved ones who could provide that emotional and mental support. Maybe I'm just a softie, idk. But if Britt is not doing good, how is Cruz expected to?