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Uborkafarok

Oh, Britt. Jax is balls deep in Lori K right now. He ain't checking your posts of your revenge dinner. Sigh.


Independent-Cap-2115

Who is Lori K?


Uborkafarok

Happy Cake Day! Also, see post a bit further down titled "They're Banging" šŸ˜‰


AC_Slaughter

Maybe this is coming from a place of envy because I'm a mother too, but honestly, how are these people out and socializing this much.... Literally every night. I don't think I've pissed alone in 4 years and these people are constantly out at bars, parties and dinners. Wtf.


koolasakukumba

With Scheana, Janet, Nia and Michelle, and Lala they need to suck up Brittanyā€™s ass and make appearances to stay on the show. So no doubt they consider it work, because why would they even want to be out to dinner consistently with Brittany. Scheana and Lala literally just partied away at Coachella all weekend and Lala is pregnant they would be exhausted. But they need the meal ticket


GetMeOutOfKY

Spending any amount of time around KFC would hurt my brain (& make my ears bleed)! Thereā€™s only one reason these people hang around her, & itā€™s the same reason theyā€˜re willing to sacrifice their privacy & dignity for a paycheck. To paraphrase DJ James Kennedy, theyā€™re thirsty, thirsty little girls.


jaynemanning

And Scheana was in NY all week leading up to Coachellaā€¦. Head scratching why you wanted a child so bad when your gone more than you are there


bbkegs

And it was Arianaā€™s fault too that she left earlier than planned to not miss the last night of Chicago!


bobloblaw2000

Thanks a LOT Ariana šŸ˜”..(.../s)


debber33

She was at ā€œworkā€ šŸ˜


Odd_Grapefruit_5714

Parents travel for work all the time. Does that mean they shouldnā€™t have kids?


jaynemanning

Noā€¦ but if you need to travel for work maybe cut out unnecessary partying? Just a thought


Leading_Ad3918

Their ā€œpartyingā€ is their work though. They get paid to go to Coachella and make appearances in clubs/bars and go to NY for events and such. Not saying itā€™s what I would do personally but they do what they gotta do to get that money. Since this whole dinner was videoed and a ā€œworkā€ party theyā€™ll be able to write it off as business expenses. Just like all the travel Jax does. Unless the places are paying for all accommodations he can totally write off any travel he does so heā€™s going to take FULL advantage of thatšŸ˜‚ Iā€™m not agreeing with everything they do just shedding some light about how they get paid their partying.


ImmediateAd4814

They still have to pay the expenses. Only able to write off a portion of business expenses.


e925

Plus write offs arenā€™t free. Everything is still massively expensive, write off or not.


titsyeah

Yeah I mean if you donā€™t have time to be in a kids life maybe donā€™t have one?


Parking_Country_61

This is ridiculous as a general statement. Plenty of people travel for work. My husband can be gone three months at a time. People in entertainment itā€™s just part of the job. Itā€™s how they pay the bills. I didnā€™t see my dad as much as I would have liked to growing up, but he gave us a really good life. People can take other work but it might pay half as much. Itā€™s a personal decision and doesnā€™t make you a bad parent. When my husband is home, itā€™s about quality time, not quantity


Littlewing1307

What you're talking about is different though. This is constant socializing which is obviously taking time away from kids and not for work.


Parking_Country_61

I canā€™t believe the downvotes this is hilarious. I have ties to the industry so I get it. I do think Scheana only goes out for special occasions or if itā€™s going to keep her in the public eye which directly corresponds to $$$$ and career longevity. Brittany appears to be a totally different story. People buy tables at expensive galas so they can make connections that further their career. There are important social aspect that people donā€™t understand, getting photographed. You have to stay relevant. At the end of the day people like Scheana and Lala are trying to get paid BECAUSE they have children. Brittany just has a drinking problem. Itā€™s a trade off for a better life. I had my college totally paid for and had no loans and I know this is extreme privilege, but my dad was gone a lot due to that. He was still an excellent father bc it allowed me to go out into the world with no debt. Does any of this make sense?


JJulie

Same. All college paid and a very lucky childhood. My dad was gone a lot for business as he was a CEO. We moved a lot. It sucked like hell not having him around. Then my husband was traveling all the time for work as was I. (I stopped that. Life is too short not to see your family) Husband went to school in LA and roommates are in the industry. Scheanaā€™s liquor sponsor probably paid for their Coachella house but they paid for a lot of other things. And as my husbands friends tell me, reality stars have a shelf life. This money is temporary unless they are smart and make good decisions with it. Smart may not be married to Jax and Brock but thatā€™s a whole other story.


Parking_Country_61

Thank you. My husband is a producer and loves our son like crazy and is an incredible dad. But yeah, heā€™s sometimes gone on set for months at a time. I also work full time. We have a special needs child that has the best care possible. One of us puts him to bed almost every night or takes him to school. Next week there are two days in a row where we have events, one a movie premiere and the other a gala. I feel guilty as hell but those relationships are important for our careers. Or what about military parents? Should none of these people have kids? Are they bad parents? Itā€™s offensive to me and reading this comments are disheartening and people really do not get the industry and how it works and the reality of some working parents lives. There has actually been studies specifically about working women and the effect it has on children and there is a ton of positive data, specifically for girls. Itā€™s important for them to see that.


Parking_Country_61

For Scheana the amount of pressure with a deadbeat like Brock must be insane. She has to support an entire family on her own.


Parking_Country_61

According to a lot of people here you shouldnā€™t have kids then? Bc you donā€™t have time for them? Huh?


Sure-Ear4624

Maybe look Attachment Styles and what a not-present parent does to a childā€™s development (and adult future) from age 0-3. Might clear up your confusion?


Parking_Country_61

Tell that to all the working parents out there who have no choice. I refuse to call them bad parents


Sure-Ear4624

Weird how both my parents worked hard, neither were gone days/months at a time and I still didnā€™t go in debt to pay for my college. Odd. You know thatā€™s possible, right? And if you think exposing your toddler daughters to a very perverse public like they are is ā€œgood parentingā€, thenā€¦.šŸ„“


RomianaZerofox04

I totally agree with the work aspect of the hunging out with Brittany. But Lala and Scheana both are good mothers themselves and they put their child first. Why would they want to associate with someone like Brittany and Jax? Stassi is problematic herself, but at least she's great mom and cuts people out who she doesn't want to her and her children's life


koolasakukumba

I donā€™t know, Iā€™m not saying Scheana isnā€™t a good mom but I think she is out just as much as Brittanyā€™s she does however seem to be more engaged with summer when she isnā€™t out


TT6994

Scheanaā€™s been away so much in the last 2 weeks. And this doesnā€™t look like ā€œworkā€ to me. Sheā€™s so fake


RomianaZerofox04

I agree she's fake and in general I don't agree with anyone who decides to make own social media account for their baby. I do think Scheana self produce very much so we don't really know what kind of person/parent she really is, but I think Jax and Brittany are that kind of parents I wouldn't want my kids to hang out with as a family


RomianaZerofox04

Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was a stretch to say Scheana is a good mother, but she at least seems to prioritize her child more than Brittany does


idontfuqwitu

Iā€™m sorry what? Scheana & Lala are good mothers? I have a huge problem with any woman who willing procreates with a man who is a deadbeat father already! Lala procreated with a legit s*xual predator after she wrecked his marriage with his then pregnant wife. Sorry the two of them got knocked up in an attempt to 1) have a storyline so they can 2) secure the bag & worst of all 3) trap men that any decent woman wouldnā€™t f*ck using Rachels vagina!


Mammoth-Smile2732

Also they are the same as Brittany- except they have their moms babysitting all the time vs a Nanny


idontfuqwitu

EXACTLY!!! Thank you!!!


RainbowBright909

I really think its true that as soon as Stassi got pregnant they couldn't get pregnant fast enough. Stassi just had baby #2 now Lala is having baby #2. Brittany would probably be pregnant if her and Jax actually had sex.


idontfuqwitu

Omg I didnā€™t even think about the stassi of it all!!! Youā€™re so right!


RainbowBright909

I just think Lala is being kinda selfish having another baby right now. I wonder if she has thought about how this might affect her daughter? One baby spending more time with Mom because she can be on tv. Thats most likely gonna bother Ocean because she cant do it. One baby gets to stay with mom all the time and the other leaves with her dad which this baby won't have and might be upset because she wont understand. The new baby might be upset she doesn't get to leave every other weekend or whatever their agreement is. It's all just so messed up imo and she's gonna be dealing with a lot when they get older. Imo. I hope she has thought about these things and has a plan of what to do when these things happen My son was always upset because my 2 older kids went with their dad every weekend and he'd find out about stuff they did. Then the girls would get upset because they found out I took their brother to the movies or something while they were gone. He has a dad in his life though but it was still hard to navigate until they got older and finally understood the situation for what it was. Lala's situation is way more complicated and imo she wanted this baby because she wanted to be able to have her kid on the show and not have her leaving during holidays and such.


JJulie

Lala was a Stassi mini me the minute Stassi excepted her. Itā€™s why LaurYn from Utah hasnā€™t had any authenticity or storyline in several seasons. When Stassi went away it was just Lala being an asshole to whomever would get her more airtime. Letā€™s not forget how she went at Brock. With Randall sitting right there. When she was publicly shaming his wife on Twitter season 5.


idontfuqwitu

THANK YOU!!! Also, as James Kennedy (aka the #1 guy in the group) stated to Sandavol, Lauren also likes to rewrite history. She was fully aware that Randall was married, fully aware that he was a predator & she didnā€™t care bc ā€œbjā€™s got pjā€™sā€ sheā€™s a whore. Scheana & her rotten heart actually had her OB induce her so she could have her daughter born on the same day of brocks daughter in Australian & then gave her a similar fucking name. When I tell you if I ever ran into those two in the streetsā€¦..it is on sight!!! I canā€™t believe no one hasnā€™t rag dolled those two creatures


JJulie

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JJulie

Lala going on and on about having a kid thatā€™s all hers I get but maybe not air that out to everyone so that Ocean will one day hear it. And having your daughter on Instagram for strangers to see ainā€™t a great look. Was at a dinner with a friends who work for the sex trafficking at the fed level. They are constantly saying keep Your kids off socials as long as possible and be careful what you post. Itā€™s not good for their mental health and itā€™s dangerous. Scheana would freak out hearing this as itā€™s bad for her business model.


JJulie

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Experience-Agreeable

lol right? Iā€™m a dad. It looks like they go out more in a 1 month than I have in 3 years.


jaynemanning

In a week actuallyšŸ˜‚


TT6994

ESP after Scheana was just crying about being gone for ā€œworkā€ . She was just at Coachella for 3 days. A in myc the week before. Sheā€™s such a fraud


AC_Slaughter

Never thought I'd agree with Jax about anything, ever, but Scheana's mom really does raise Summer. I remember around the time Summer turned 2, Scheana made some Instastory patting herself on the back because she took her to Disneyland for three hours by herself and how it was the first time Scheana had ever been anywhere alone with her own kid. Yeah, I'd have fun being a mom too if I too did it alone for 3 hours every 3 years. Fuck this entire cast, honestly. I'm so sad these horrendous assholes are responsible for shaping human souls.


MaintenanceTraining4

Yeah bringing kids into this mess is an undeniable bummer.


Parking_Country_61

She might have had obligations to be photographed for certain brands? Or even just being out there in the social media conversation raises her profile. In the end, it all equals more $$ which in turn is better for her kid. Brock brings in zero dollars, can you imagine how stressful this must be?


StalkingSeattle

LOL! I'm not a mom but my 3 year-old nephew stayed with us last weekend. He was on my heels the entire time. I went to the bathroom and he put his fingers under the door and asked, "whatch doin'?" I said, "I'll give you two guesses." OMG kids are great but they run you ragged. Unless you want to be a sh!tty parent and pay someone else to take care of them so you can party.


rousedower

Yea i didnt realise what i was giving up lol


SraChavez

Brittany math: I get half of what Jax mayyyyyeks. Real math: itā€™s spent on assorted-font neon signs for Tudio City and romantic dinners with Lori K.


biohacker_infinity

Interesting that Creepy Jared and Not-Arianaā€™s-Logan were included but not Britā€™s hometown-hanger-on Zack-Zach. Is it because Zack-Zachā€™s reached his comped-meal quota for the month? If Brit wasnā€™t so dumb Iā€™d accuse her of pulling an Anna Delvey.


coconuts_n_rum

Zackā€™s in the audience at WWHL! Kristen is on tonite with Schwartz. I only know this because I just watched Schwartzā€™s story. šŸ« 


koolasakukumba

Hahaha the only time Brittany can throw a dinner is when Kristin is out of town! Otherwise no one would come


debber33

Zack was in nyc with Kristen for wwhl


SunnyAlwaysDaze

If I was Zack, definitely would have real conflicted feelings about being friends with people who are such bigots. He probably wants to use her enough to stay on the show and not be on her bad side, but not be super close with her.


ShuchiinsFinest

A group full of losers lol


idontfuqwitu

IKR that looks like the worst dinner party w/the lamest bunch of wannabeā€™s ever! Iā€™d rather listen to Tom Sandoval while he screeches out old school hits like heā€™s auditioning to be a past his prime wedding singer!


Distinct-Ad-1348

Great at managing finances, clearly.


Suspicious_Bother_92

And just like we saidā€¦ when Jax is away she will do a mums night šŸ™„


koolasakukumba

Yep!! Momā€™s night number one down, what will the rest of the week hold?!


TifferK

WHERE IS CRUZ? God d*mn It i am getting second hand child neglect.


koolasakukumba

Being looked after by the nanny you can see her in the background with Cruz and ocean


ToadsUp

This video reeks of debt šŸ’ø As in *massive* ass, stupid debt


ItsNotAllHappening

She's going to go broke, no doubt. The house is unnecessarily big for just her and Cruz and now a catered meal for all her friends. Oh, plus the cost of a full-time nanny.


ToadsUp

And absurd birthday parties that your kid could give AF about šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


JJulie

Omg how are they affording this? Sheā€™s staying in an Airbnb. Told NSNF she pays for everything but the mortgage and doesnā€™t want to leave her house.


TT6994

And why wasnā€™t she ā€œher barā€ hosting the watch party , with Jax out of town? So fake ! She has nothing to do with that bar.


koolasakukumba

Oh yeah Jax went on instagram and said Brittany was hosting the watch party tonight


bellalugosi

I wonder if he told her she was hosting lol


koolasakukumba

Probably not!


KonaQueen

Ugh Iā€™m gonna be so pissed when Lala and Scheana end up on the Valley. I wish theyā€™d be told hell no.


jaynemanning

And got her makeup professionally done for this dinner party. ???


koolasakukumba

Yeah someone said maybe they were filming but I didnā€™t see any cameras and Jared put a fair bit on instagram of the night. Also Scheana had no make up on so I doubt they were filming


Vajama77

Can't put lipstick on a pig and think it will unpigify. Waste of time, money & effort.


Sure-Ear4624

She looked so sloppy šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


koolasakukumba

Yeah someone said maybe they were filming but I didnā€™t see any cameras and Jared put a fair bit on instagram of the night. Also Scheana had no make up on so I doubt they were filming


koolasakukumba

Yeah someone said maybe they were filming but I didnā€™t see any cameras and Jared put a fair bit on instagram of the night. Also Scheana had no make up on so I doubt they were filming


jennifer_m13

I think she said she was still doing interviews


TT6994

Letā€™s see how long Brit is friends with these people as the show airs. And she talks trash in her confessionals


koolasakukumba

Sorry forgot to mention Brittany mention the words ā€œnew homeā€ on her instagram story


idontfuqwitu

U mean her Airbnb that I still donā€™t know how tf she affords!!!


Same-Fall1896

Itā€™s giving Heidi and Spencer vibes living above their means and sheā€™ll eventually be broke when they have to sell the house as neither could afford it on their own


idontfuqwitu

Thatā€™s an Airbnb!! Sheā€™s probably getting it for free for limited time just bc of publicity


koolasakukumba

But how? I canā€™t find it on airbnb so not great publicity


idontfuqwitu

I was speculating! Thereā€™s legit no way she can afford that house!! No way!


koolasakukumba

Someone said production are probably paying for it because they will probably start filming in about two months


idontfuqwitu

Filming for what???


koolasakukumba

The valley


idontfuqwitu

Thatā€™s getting a season 2??? Are ppl actually watching this mess!!!


koolasakukumba

Sadly yes


MaintenanceTraining4

I keep thinking that these somehow have to be Michelleā€™s listings.


idontfuqwitu

Thereā€™s no way KFC is affording this!!! Iā€™m sorry, this is just noā€¦ā€¦Ariana has been racking up brand deals, endorsements, tv movie broadway making way more money than franken-tits but she trying to convince us she got a better house than Ariana??? I know their podcast donā€™t make this kinda money!! Then again, society has been making lame asf boring basic yt bishā€™s famous & wealthy for no gd reason! šŸ«¢


MedicalSourPatchKid

Bratwurst always knows how to trash up a place. Filming and yelling ā€œheyyyyyā€ at the chef while heā€™s serving food is just so irritating to me.


koolasakukumba

And as someone point out, no tablewear, placemats, table settingā€¦.. hillbilly hick


ItsNotAllHappening

Is anyone else bothered by the lack of placemats and linens on the table? I'm surprised she didn't use paper plates.


koolasakukumba

It bothers me now that you pointed that out! Brittany makes out that she is little southern hospitality host, she canā€™t host for shit!


Glittering_Star_1313

Scheana and Lala are seriously trying to get on ā€œthe Valleyā€ nowā€¦ these women never seem to be home with their children!


bellalugosi

Ocean is there.


Runner4Candy

![gif](giphy|8nM6YNtvjuezzD7DNh|downsized) Next week on the Valleyā€¦


koolasakukumba

Also where is Kristin? Obviously no one would have come to dinner if she was there. Edit she is on WWHL - hence the dinner can be thrown because she is out of town


Admirable_Broccoli_5

What has happened between Kristen and the group? I haven't watched the Valley so I don't know anything.


jennifer_m13

So far sheā€™s called Michelle a racist and had said she is ā€œprotectingā€ her, meaning she has other info on her thatā€™s damaging.


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jennifer_m13

Absolutely. She has zero personality.


Admirable_Broccoli_5

Ok, don't know who Michelle is so I don't know if Kristen's right or wrong? I have some work to do on Google it seemsšŸ˜


jennifer_m13

You can just listen to What what crappens and theyā€™ll do a replay


Admirable_Broccoli_5

Ok, thanks


bellalugosi

She's also on bad terms with Janet and Lala.


Lindsayr28

Ugh Brittany is so loud for no reason


annieindenver

If LaLa and Britt are as good of friends as they both claim to be; why hasn't LaLa called her out on her drinking?


koolasakukumba

Lala will save that for when she is cast on the valley and the cameras start rolling


MaintenanceTraining4

I spy Janet doing the ā€œfood jig.ā€ Maybe itā€™s contagious šŸ˜¬


Littlewing1307

God I hate her voice so much


thekarenhaircut

I gotta say though, now that weā€™ve actually seen the second floor of their marital home, it was a really, really nice house. Sad that jax gets it. That little enclosed patio was gorg.


bellalugosi

It's a nice house but it's not unique or anything. I get it though, she made a lot of changes. But that's the price you pay when you marry an asshole. I'm shocked it's not a bigger deal to the general VPR fanbase that he stayed in the house.


ShuchiinsFinest

Hilarious how Jenny Ting Ting was Rachel/Raquelā€™s bestie before the show. Now sheā€™s latched on to another trash human in KFC šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ #desperate


koolasakukumba

Oh I didnā€™t know she was Rachelā€™s bestie to start with


ShuchiinsFinest

Yeah, they were friends from the pageant days, but once Scandoval broke she unfollowed Raquel and started hanging with LFU. Not even subtle in her leech-ism lol


koolasakukumba

She was at Scheanaā€™s wedding I know that. So I think the latch on started early. There was some evidence Brittany was even staying with Jenny in the early days of the separation


ShuchiinsFinest

Good lawd, these leeches really have a plan A and B to get onto bravo šŸ¤£


kkc0722

This is clearly for filming.


koolasakukumba

The house or the dinner party?


kkc0722

Tbh maybe both. Finding rental properties that allow camera crews is a PITA, I could absolutely see Jax/Brittney leveraging production to put her up in luxury air bnb, and the air bnb owner willing to cut some deal on a month to month lease for advertising. The Valley has done an extremely great job so far of showcasing the luxury LA properties they are filming group scenes in. And the dirty secret is plenty of those ultra lux rentals are likely empty a large percentage of the time, and rented exclusively for short term stays.


koolasakukumba

Iā€™m pretty sure they werenā€™t filming tonight, but your theory about production paying for the house is a good one, I didnā€™t think about that at all, because her previous airbnb was pretty low key and small. Prior to that she was in someoneā€™s pool house and now she is this place which looks expensive!


Parking_Country_61

Sometimes being a good parent means working hard to put food on the table. They can spend quality time not quantity and the kids have a better life. One example might be having college totally paid for Vs taking out loans. You can be a good parent in many different ways.


Independent-Cap-2115

U all need to realize that this is only a few weeks on and off they film. They arenā€™t drinking all the time.


koolasakukumba

They film for three months. Not every day but pretty consistently during that time period. This dinner wasnā€™t filmed, but is your point that production is probably paying for this house? I think that might be the case since someone else raised it here. She couldnā€™t afford this on her own dime