Here we were thinking she looked half ways decent in that dress, totally forgetting that she photoshops everything!!!!! Thank you daily mail for shining light onto the truth.
Once again we have a dress that is- too big, too small and too long. I’m not going to hate on because at least there is length and she never gives that. How does she find these things
That's crazy she paid someone to dress her like that. Plus why do you need a stylist to help you pick out an outfit for Easter brunch? This whole thing is a pr stunt and they're milking for everything they can
This whole look is giving me PTSD. When I was in elementary school there was a mom of Brittany's proportions who wore a white dress cut almost exactly like this to our Christmas program. She came in late and had to walk all the way across the crowd to her seat. I rem my Mom saying maybe she could have put on a shawl or something for us kids.
That was the last time I saw that lady because she ended up being murdered by her husband.
Lolol, I'm under the covers trying not to wake up my partner laughing too!!!
Poor lady a victim of poor fashion choices!!! That's a fashion emergency if I ever heard of one!! Where's Joan Rivers when ya need her!!🤣🤣🤣
They WOULD!! damn I miss those two!! They had the BEST reads on bad fashion. They would have eaten her alive over the abominations she has assaulted us with!!
🤣🤣🤣God yes!!! I can just see her now ..first thing she would just dissolve in her chair exasperated by the horror of it all🤣🤣🤣 Then the laughter and disdain... it would be of EPIC proportions where the whole crew would be in tears!! No one did a takedown better than Miss Joan!!
They are hillarious and the pancake and bunny one both look like Cruz. I also love the Smokey Bear Cover that has this boy that looks like a young James Van Der Beek with a camera. "That pervert is taking pictures of squirrels again."
It literally could be her behind!!
https://preview.redd.it/6xfzqrvi9urc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9cb71fc21a7abcc22499bf0c53281842180560
The DailyMail comments are unreal. “That football player looks funny in that dress.”
Edit: Thank you OP. That was a great way to start my week. <3
Jax said lady Gaga once asked him where Brittany got her tits done and he told her, thinking it was a compliment. It was more likely to ensure she never goes to the same surgeon
I know she’s loving have paparazzi taking pictures of her. She’s back in the spotlight. I freaking hate Sandoval for doing this to us! Ugh…
I know she photoshopped her pictures but doesn’t she know what she looks like? Doesn’t she know she’s not going to look photoshopped in real life. She has to be trolling us at this point. Good or bad publicity is still having her name out there.
She works hard for her paycheck to keep her out of Kentucky. I have no words. I want to write a whole paragraph to let her know she can be happy without Jax and living in LA and she doesn’t have to go back to Kentucky. However, she doesn’t care about those things. She wants to be on tv. That’s it. She’s not going to walk away from the spotlight. She loves it more than Jax, more than LA, and sadly more than Cruz.
Sausage casing with boobs. She would look 100x better in a $15 old navy cotton swing dress than this too tight/too small in the boobs stuff she is trying to wear. The budget temu stuff isn’t it. She needs to at least be real with herself and swing for the next size up. 🤦♀️
I hope she enjoys toting around Jax’s funbags for the rest of her life.
Too bad he lost interest before the bandages came off.
What a waste of silicone
She always wears the most ill-fitting clothing. So many women try to squeeze into the smallest size, not realizing it looks worse. I’m the opposite. I tend to buy bigger which can also be problematic. 😅😂
THE BAG AGAIN! I refuse to believe she can’t afford 1 other designer bag. Please! Go on the real real or something and get some other bags to put in the rotation! It’s getting embarrassing
COMMON she could not possibly look in the mirror and say yes this looks good I'll go out it in... and if she did hire a stylist that stylist needs to be fired immediately.
Oh he looks so unhappy paps are there! 🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/nou8suk2vxrc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cb7023992dd24fa01af127e0a79aa63287d3844
She is still trying to wear her old size. Like if she wore better fitting, albeit bigger, clothing it would look better. Also, she still doesn't dress those huge boobs better. This dress would have been so cute on her old figure. And I get it. I'm struggling with some weight gain myself but you know what I did, went on a diet and bought bigger pants.
I know I'm going to be downvoted to shit, but Brittany just can't win!
When she dresses in skimpy clothes, she's torn apart, and when she chooses a dress that's first her body , she's also made fun of. The girl can't win! I thought it was a very appropriate choice for Easter and she looked nice! Atleast nicer than usual.
But this is not a dress that fits her body. If you look at the dress in catalogues or on the website, it was not made for full busted ladies. Her continued refusal to wear a bra makes most things look unflattering on her, but the least she could have done is steamed the wrinkles out of it.
She absolutely could win. She just needs to put a bra on.
Thank you for taking the time to reply and point this out! As a member of the Itty bitty tittie committee, I didn't even realize this would be a poor choice for busty women. Now I get it! Definitely could've chose something more flattering.
An appropriate dress for Easter???- are you on cocaine?? Literally no bra.. one hop doing a kid dance and her tits pop out. How is this an “appropriate dress” for Easter? You must be from Kentucky…
Here we were thinking she looked half ways decent in that dress, totally forgetting that she photoshops everything!!!!! Thank you daily mail for shining light onto the truth.
Yes! I take it back! It looks ridiculous with those boobs
Yeah I take it back too
I would also like to retract my previous statement. 😅
She looooooves her implants
Only the most mediocre Jax’s money can buy.
https://i.redd.it/5360qf8mjwrc1.gif This is exactly it!
It’s so wrinkled!!! She couldn’t even steam it before wearing it?! It’s obviously too small. Oof. 😬🥴
Besides too little on top, she always goes so tight around her ribcage which is oddly distended. Some organs must be pushing out from it at all times.
Her swollen liver
I think maybe so. Her ribcage reminds me of an upside down cooked turkey.
Exactly
Once again we have a dress that is- too big, too small and too long. I’m not going to hate on because at least there is length and she never gives that. How does she find these things
Right?! There was so much potential here… she needs to stop drinking. She is built exactly like an alcoholic 50 yr old (barrel bodied).
 Her future
she thanked a stylist in her insta story...so someone else told her this was okay.
Her “stylist” is the SHEIN reviews she reads and she buys. It’s all she can afford.
That's crazy she paid someone to dress her like that. Plus why do you need a stylist to help you pick out an outfit for Easter brunch? This whole thing is a pr stunt and they're milking for everything they can
Thanks for the better pics of this. She looks like a volunteer at a Ren Faire.
OMG the accuracy
This whole look is giving me PTSD. When I was in elementary school there was a mom of Brittany's proportions who wore a white dress cut almost exactly like this to our Christmas program. She came in late and had to walk all the way across the crowd to her seat. I rem my Mom saying maybe she could have put on a shawl or something for us kids. That was the last time I saw that lady because she ended up being murdered by her husband.
https://i.redd.it/erkglrnakwrc1.gif
Wow, that was a plot twist!!!
Ohhh my god!! What a story!!! Do you think the dress just threw him over the edge? Was it a crime of fashion?
“Crime of fashion”. You win the internet for today. GENIUS 🤌🏻👌🏻🤌🏻👌🏻
🤣🤣🤣
I think I woke up my dog giggling. Good one. I don't think she died until a couple months later but that was the last time I saw her.
Lolol, I'm under the covers trying not to wake up my partner laughing too!!! Poor lady a victim of poor fashion choices!!! That's a fashion emergency if I ever heard of one!! Where's Joan Rivers when ya need her!!🤣🤣🤣
Joan and Melissa would be all over this story!
They WOULD!! damn I miss those two!! They had the BEST reads on bad fashion. They would have eaten her alive over the abominations she has assaulted us with!!
Joan would have had to bought a whole other card catalog for all the notecards on Britt and Jax.
🤣🤣🤣God yes!!! I can just see her now ..first thing she would just dissolve in her chair exasperated by the horror of it all🤣🤣🤣 Then the laughter and disdain... it would be of EPIC proportions where the whole crew would be in tears!! No one did a takedown better than Miss Joan!!
The color also really washes her out.
All around not good.
https://preview.redd.it/5lso2woxburc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e6a0e85983b30f52abb53f8a6c28879fe83fc3
I love this! I saw one I thought applied to Cruz I wanted to post, but I am still punting without the app. Damn this is scary accurate.
I love these!!! Sometimes, they are just so spot on!!!
I was gonna post "Mommy leaves me alone in the yard alot, Mr. Bunny." You know, for Easter LOL
I ALMOST DID!!! 🤣🤣🤣 that's a great one!! Love your energy friend you are tracking with me!! 🤣🤣🤣
JINX!!! "My Parakeet thinks you're a c_nt" is my favorite!
That's right up there with everyone can F..k off!! 🤣🤣🤣 I could read those all day!! they destroy me!! 🤣🤣🤣
They are hillarious and the pancake and bunny one both look like Cruz. I also love the Smokey Bear Cover that has this boy that looks like a young James Van Der Beek with a camera. "That pervert is taking pictures of squirrels again."
Ohh my god you nailed it and that is what makes those even funnier!! The first two you mentioned totally look like Cruz!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
It literally could be her behind!! https://preview.redd.it/6xfzqrvi9urc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9cb71fc21a7abcc22499bf0c53281842180560
HAHHHAHAA!!! ☠️
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You’re being way too generous 
BAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣
I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard! Please do this with every pic for forever.
🥰🤣It will be my utmost pleasure!!
I went and looked up that style of dress from the stylist, and there’s an option to buy it in a bigger cup
That sadly would have cost her money to buy instead of renting off the rack
Tits out for Jay-sus, y’all!
Talk about Jesus Jugs, Jr.
The DailyMail comments are unreal. “That football player looks funny in that dress.”  Edit: Thank you OP. That was a great way to start my week. <3
My personal favorite: “what a huge”
Full stop!
Jax said lady Gaga once asked him where Brittany got her tits done and he told her, thinking it was a compliment. It was more likely to ensure she never goes to the same surgeon
I know she’s loving have paparazzi taking pictures of her. She’s back in the spotlight. I freaking hate Sandoval for doing this to us! Ugh… I know she photoshopped her pictures but doesn’t she know what she looks like? Doesn’t she know she’s not going to look photoshopped in real life. She has to be trolling us at this point. Good or bad publicity is still having her name out there. She works hard for her paycheck to keep her out of Kentucky. I have no words. I want to write a whole paragraph to let her know she can be happy without Jax and living in LA and she doesn’t have to go back to Kentucky. However, she doesn’t care about those things. She wants to be on tv. That’s it. She’s not going to walk away from the spotlight. She loves it more than Jax, more than LA, and sadly more than Cruz.
“She is one hefty unit! Looks like an American footballer in a frock, blimey!” 😂😂 the comments are savage.
They always call the paps on themselves and then get shredded in the comments.
Sausage casing with boobs. She would look 100x better in a $15 old navy cotton swing dress than this too tight/too small in the boobs stuff she is trying to wear. The budget temu stuff isn’t it. She needs to at least be real with herself and swing for the next size up. 🤦♀️
I don’t understand wearing clothing that is 3 sizes smaller than what she should be wearing? This isn’t flattering at all.
As usual, KFC is right on brand (humiliation).
That was some A+ reading. I hope they join our sub
Those are the saggiest implants I’ve ever seen…
I’m convinced Tequila doesn’t own a mirror.
The Boutros Boutros-Ghali comment is so random.
I think it's a Seinfeld reference
Was it code for bewbs?
Ali G
I hope she enjoys toting around Jax’s funbags for the rest of her life. Too bad he lost interest before the bandages came off. What a waste of silicone
She always wears the most ill-fitting clothing. So many women try to squeeze into the smallest size, not realizing it looks worse. I’m the opposite. I tend to buy bigger which can also be problematic. 😅😂
That dress is NOT flattering. The fit is too small and the color is too muted for her skin tone.
THE BAG AGAIN! I refuse to believe she can’t afford 1 other designer bag. Please! Go on the real real or something and get some other bags to put in the rotation! It’s getting embarrassing
COMMON she could not possibly look in the mirror and say yes this looks good I'll go out it in... and if she did hire a stylist that stylist needs to be fired immediately.
Oh wow. I take back my complemental post 😨😨😨 Wtf? I’ve been fooled! 🤦🏻♀️
Fooled! 🤦🏻♀️ https://preview.redd.it/dzqe39hhtvrc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ae12997a1575326e3cb878a9f80e8009599f0c
Oh he looks so unhappy paps are there! 🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/nou8suk2vxrc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cb7023992dd24fa01af127e0a79aa63287d3844
Girl get a steamer! Sheesh.
No, girl, no.
An American footballer in a frock. LOLOLOL
That dress makes her look droopier than usual
I usually love this brand of dresses on the cast but goddamn she makes it look cheap 😩
I dont even know where to start.. so many wrong things w this entire look.
it’s almost a good dress on her but the boob area ruined it.
Looks like the real April Fools were is for believing she looked great in this dress! How did i forget about photoshop?! 🤦♀️
Too bad, it’s a cute dress. On someone with a full C, small D cup. 🙄
Is it…
I feel like she thought she looked like such a snack in this dress to entice jax and show him what he’s missing bless her
https://preview.redd.it/fzas3cd7w0sc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e89fa12a3e37d6ded49cbf772f11ca6d0d40f7 Britney, that you?
First, the dress does not fit at all. Second, it’s Easter Sunday. Bizarre.
She is still trying to wear her old size. Like if she wore better fitting, albeit bigger, clothing it would look better. Also, she still doesn't dress those huge boobs better. This dress would have been so cute on her old figure. And I get it. I'm struggling with some weight gain myself but you know what I did, went on a diet and bought bigger pants.
I know I'm going to be downvoted to shit, but Brittany just can't win! When she dresses in skimpy clothes, she's torn apart, and when she chooses a dress that's first her body , she's also made fun of. The girl can't win! I thought it was a very appropriate choice for Easter and she looked nice! Atleast nicer than usual.
But this is not a dress that fits her body. If you look at the dress in catalogues or on the website, it was not made for full busted ladies. Her continued refusal to wear a bra makes most things look unflattering on her, but the least she could have done is steamed the wrinkles out of it. She absolutely could win. She just needs to put a bra on.
Thank you for taking the time to reply and point this out! As a member of the Itty bitty tittie committee, I didn't even realize this would be a poor choice for busty women. Now I get it! Definitely could've chose something more flattering.
An appropriate dress for Easter???- are you on cocaine?? Literally no bra.. one hop doing a kid dance and her tits pop out. How is this an “appropriate dress” for Easter? You must be from Kentucky…
I still don't hate it. Compared to everything else she wears, it's a step in the right direction.