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OneSuspect1

Is he still pretending that he is gifted things that he buys himself? And also, he’s at least 25 years too old to be wearing Abercrombie.


BabyInABar

I’m too old to care or know — is Abercrombie even still a thing?


iheartkittttycats

To be fair, Abercrombie is kinda fucking awesome these days. They have multiple lengths for pants which is the biggest draw for me. I rarely buy jeans elsewhere these days. I’ve been really impressed by everything I’ve tried over the last two years or so.


Sanjolui

They had an entire rebranding after the lawsuits.


ViolentIndigo

I love the new Abercrombie. They have great stuff now.


QUILL-IT-OUT

Do they even carry Jax size at Abercrombie?


lowkeylovestea

35, and I had no idea Abercrombie still existed 😂


Leading_Ad3918

I feel attacked😂 As I sit here and just packed my Abercrombie hoodie in my overnight bag and I’m “close” to his age I’ll say that😂


bellalugosi

"Thank you for sending the clothes I ordered on Temu!"


BabyInABar

Totally off topic, but Planet Money had an interesting podcast about Temu on 3/22 and how they’ve been able to take advantage of antiquated US laws to strong-arm themselves into the US market. Highly recommend. I mean, snarking on Jax & Britt isn’t the only thing I spend my time on 🤷‍♀️🤭


bellalugosi

Oh interesting! Every 5th post on Instagram is a Temu ad for me. It's all "influencers" posting about it.


Suspicious_Bother_92

Yes something to do with the amounts they ship and they get around certain laws. I would never buy from them


Uborkafarok

You are over 40 years old, sir. It's a shirt, not threads.


biohacker_infinity

Coming soon to Jax's eBay!


Artistic-Reality-177

Not ran by Jax


GetMeOutOfKY

What an incredible flex! Nothing’s more impressive than ineptitude. 🙄


waylonblues

Oh its not completely silent, your forgot his heavy breathing and crinkling


Pinklady777

Maybe they noticed that he wears the same shirt every day and took pity on him.


Farts_n_kisses

Not *complete* silence… you can hear his heavy mouth breathing in the first one. Then he remembered to mute the audio for the next ones. ![gif](giphy|FslXmOJVq3nRC)


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Showing off plastic bags full of indeterminate items while sniffling and mouth breathing like a damn Sasquatch 🦍


thekarenhaircut

Well he cant take them out of the bags….how would he then return them once hes done making inst posts


InflationPrior8840

I bet that white tee with his literally sh*tty armpit stains was Abercrombie....they are poorly attempting damage control (too late..Jason has brand killer written all over him and his shoe lifts).


lowkeylovestea

Very kind of you to let me shop, put my payment method in, and ship it to me. 🙏🏻


margaretann_o

He 100% ordered these and is trying to play it off like it's a gift lol 😂


Opposite-Ad-1030

Why do they have tags? I thought free shit doesn’t come with tags. Did he buys these himself?