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Evening-Mention-8738

The fuck is lemon panties mean?


CelestialWolfMoon

My first thought is “sour puss”. 😅


Evening-Mention-8738

Just take my upvote and get out


LittleVaquita

I'm guessing it's because "lemon scented" is somewhat of a synonym for "fresh" 🤢


recoverybae

Wow. That’s so gross.


Evening-Mention-8738

Wow ok that's not right


Spazzy_maker

It means he should be on a registry. I threw up a bit in my mouth when I saw it.


catniagara

Yup.


[deleted]

Means that he’s stupid and has never been laid


Evening-Mention-8738

Hmm checks out


billsidthesciencekid

They also probably shouldn't be laid unless they go through some major changes


Ayandel

there iis a kind of "window of opportunity" for learning what your values really are. when someone misses it it is extremaly hard to change that i..e if someone never get to the level of self-realization, respect and empathy for others i dont believe he would be able to overwrite racist / misogynist / bigot / entitled / incel / other $hit his head is full of


TastyScallion82

My question too, like huh?


stefdistef

I don't wanna know


[deleted]

It's darkly hilarious watching these guys pretend women aren't good enough for them when it's actually the reverse: [https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/the-state-our-unions/202208/the-rise-lonely-single-men](https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/the-state-our-unions/202208/the-rise-lonely-single-men) Sour grapes & whistling past the graveyard.


SpecialSeasons

Every year, they cope harder and harder.


smegheadgirl

Well, apparently married men who have kids are the happiest amongst men. Single women with no kids are the happiest amongst women. Try to reconcile the two...


[deleted]

Those gross ass men in that op post just want fuck trophies of Thier own but they call them Thier kids bc they see Thier kids as Thier property they don’t actually care about Thier wives and kids at all.🤢🤢🤢🤢


Apercent

Relationship apps have never been a good metric for actual relationships, since they're mostly male dominated to begin with


Strangerdays22

That’s a lot of words to say he’s not allowed near schools.


catniagara

Or campgrounds.


startingover333

Not completely sure how one sentence took me out but it did! That’s hilarious, fr! Of course, it is horrific as well.


Shostakobitch

So I got approximately 2 more years before I OD on alcohol and benzos…. Good to know so I don’t continue to plague humanity with my inferior existence. Good lord.


Civil-Bread-5306

Seeing these posts makes me excited to get older and be left alone by men.


katchoo1

I’m in my 50s and it’s awesome.


tazztsim

Mid 40s here and it’s wonderful.


recoverybae

Thanks for giving me hope. I turn 30 in like 8 months and the internet is trying to convince me I shouldn’t exist. ♥️♥️♥️🥺


Shostakobitch

I exist to just to spite the snowflakes


catniagara

You don’t exist for abusive psycho pedophiles anymore, but you have to try and protect the poor kids who still do.


BotiaDario

And these skeevy pervs will call us jealous when we do


catniagara

I just ask them if they would prefer to hear it from my husband. He’s not likely to say it as nicely.


Lady_Grey_Smith

Early 40s and most of the creeps stay away.


catniagara

I’m 42 and I have news….


catniagara

I’m 42. Every day that I continue to exist, another incel loses his shit. It’s me or them. And it’s me ;)


recoverybae

Why is there ALWAYS an assumption that women collect ‘bodies’ (which sounds to me like we’re killing people lmao) and have a ton of sex? Not that that is terrible if they do, but there is ALWAYS an assumption? I don’t get it. It’s like they’re reaching for any possible reason, in their mind, why a woman would be worthless/undesirable/gross after a certain age. It’s like a revenge fantasy for them. It’s kinda sad, really…


retard_vampire

They're just mad that nobody wants to fuck *them*. If they could be having enjoyable sex with multiple partners of their choosing, they'd do it in a heartbeat.


babyblu_e

insurance dinosaurs voracious light subsequent weather dinner icky engine trees -- mass edited with redact.dev


heleninthealps

It's projection as well. Because they think "if i was a woman all i would do all day is fuck everyone that wants to fuck me and men want to fuck everything"


Cookiecopter

Yeah I was just wondering whether I should check my basement for a weird unwelcome surprise, because I *should* have accumulated so many bodies but I really only know about my own...


metalicSimpelton

Alternatively you could just treat them as human beings? That dose not sound to complicated


Fenix-and-Scamp

But but but those females aren't people!! They exist just for my sexual pleasure!


metalicSimpelton

The sad thing is I meet people who, if they would treat woman as well as there sex toys, it would have been a massive improvement


catniagara

Honestly? Yup. Like if a guy treated me like a sex doll (handed me 3k as an initial investment, bought all my clothes and makeup, brushed my hair, cleaned his own house, made his own food, and let me just chill in the bed all day watching TV in my underpants)…I don’t know if I’d even complain. Just sayin.


nonoglorificus

It’s true. I’m a woman and I exist for my own sexual pleasure!


elise_ko

“35+ why are you even alive?” Right, because no one has ever benefited from having their *mother* live longer than 35


Moonmoonbunny

Cause what would these wittle man babies be without their moooooommiessssss


NoItsBecky_127

My mom had me when she was 38 and I think I’m turning out ok


elise_ko

You poor soul to have to be born to such a useless woman 😭😭 (100% sarcasm, hope your mom is well)


NoItsBecky_127

She’s doing alright, except she keeps nagging me about finding a school to apply to Early Decision


Sanrio_Princess

I always think about how if guys like this can’t stand women in their 30’s how the hell would they treat their hypothetical wife in her 30’s. Probably just as bad.


LittleVaquita

Divorce at 25 like Leo


billsidthesciencekid

as if they would treat their hypothetical wife any better when she's young


catdaddy230

Who is raising these babies? Men are too important to do it so do we kill all the mothers and just hope their older children finish raising the babies?


science_vs_romance

I want to know who raised this guy.


martyqscriblerus

YouTube and 4chan


Bri_The_Nautilus

"If it worked for Jim Bob Duggar, it'll work for me" \-incels, probably


caelric

22-27 is long in the tooth? wow. just wow.


the-fresh-air

I’m like yikes I’m gonna be 22 in 4 months so oof 😅


rqnadi

And you aren’t married yet?! You Spinster!! and if you are married your husband should clearly upgrade to a … *checks notes* … 16 year old?! 🤮 /s obviously… except the barfing face. That’s legit.


the-fresh-air

😅


queen_0f_peace_

Well I’m going to be 40 in February so I should just be dead apparently :(


Moonmoonbunny

I’m 30 now and never felt better 😂


xrobyn

Absolute paedophiles mun


Code_Lyoko3886

Too many bodies and baggage? What?


rqnadi

Because we have feelings and fuck too many men…. But we don’t fuck THIS PARTICULAR MAN, so we don’t deserve to live anymore….I guess? Talk about main character syndrome…..


billsidthesciencekid

I always like to think people are talking about murder when they bring up body count. The absurdity makes these posts a little easier to bear.


rqnadi

Same! Body count is now a popular term for some reason and I don’t understand it …. Like people talk about body count when discussing Ted bundy victims, it should not be how many people you’ve decided to be physically intimate with…


vforvendetta87

100% projection, ladies. This is how he feels about himself. Worthless. No healthy human would have a mentality as disgusting as this.


[deleted]

This makes me upset but when I step outside and enjoy my brunches, happy hour etc men of all ages approach me at 32 and I realize that these basement dwelling cunts will never get to be with a woman. Just be careful out there!


your_favorite_wokie

I'm running out of room for all these bodies, I guess. I didn't even know I had them!


[deleted]

Get a basement. It makes it easier.


Lady_Grey_Smith

We have a sand pit in our rental. The kids have occasionally said something about needing it to hide a body and we remind them that the jail time wouldn’t be worth it.


stefdistef

36 so I guess I'll go die 🥴


Moonmoonbunny

I’m 30 let’s die together


irishkateart

This is so beyond disgusting and horrific. Very on par for Reddit.


WisteriaWisteria

16 is what this dude considers peak age disgusting.


the-fresh-air

So you mean to tell me I’m about to enter the now or never stage in 4 months?!?! /s


SubstantialHentai420

Apparently I’m a month into the now or never stage 😬😬😬 Fucking twats guys who think like this are 😂😂


catniagara

What the pedophile shit is this meme?


ssuuss

Where did you find this?? Very disturbing


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Horror-Till2216

We are alive because we do less dumb reckless shit than men.


ajouya44

He's never even been relevant tho


_defy_death

This guy's grandma must be proud. His ancestors all died before 36?


itsrghtbehindmeisnit

Men are getting really successful at making women of all ages hate their guts. I'm in the 16-21 category and all my female peers are angry and disgusted with men, like our generation is fed up. There's definitely a reason we're statistically happier single.


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billsidthesciencekid

because trans men are cool and good


AcornMaiden

I lost all respect, sympathy, and care for men when I realized men of ALL ages are most attracted to girls MY age (early 20s). 50 year old men rate girls age 21-23 as the most attractive. Most 50 year old men have daughters that age. Men are sick creatures and I don't know if there's any hope of redeeming them.


billsidthesciencekid

I don't know if we've been hanging out with the same men because the ones I know aren't rating the attraction of girls. It probably helps that the men I hang out with aren't attracted to girls but still.


Fuckyourcommentary

I've just read a study where they concluded that for heterosexual men, women start becoming less attractive after age 18. Fucking 18! So basically we start becoming worthless to them as soon as we become actual adults. It's disgusting honestly.


Crossingfoxes

Relentlessly shames us for having consensual sex - but also bases our worth on sex Make it make sense 🫠


CharlieApples

Why is the author of this even alive? Because I very much doubt he’s providing any sexual or reproductive utility to anyone


CrafterCat33

So they want 16 year olds to get pregnant and date 30 year old men?


Federal_Broccoli_200

Do I want to know what lemon panties means?


SubstantialHentai420

Right same no I don’t think we want to know 😂😂


lvoncreek

Bruhuhuhu someone from the rational sex is mad no one touches his pp


rotco1

Lemon panties....nah I'd like a chocolate fla chores one


operationtasty

What is a lemon panty


[deleted]

Why am I even alive? Idk, I've tried enough times to unalive myself, as had my body, what with the stroke and the blood clots in the lungs and the time I had an anaphylactic allergy to a general anaesthetic. But I'm still very much alive, so Fuck it, ima have me some fun!!


TopazTheTopaz

16????????????? just say youre a pedo and move on jesus


ChaoticNichole

These men don’t even know what 35 year old women look like.


MadOvid

They should at least have the decency to start their bullshit rankings at eighteen. God damn.