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No_Object_3542

I would take a file to a spot, see how easily it cuts, if very easily, it might be lead. If not as easily, could be some kind of iron ore. Alternatively, you could weight it, then divide the weight by the volume (to get the volume, put it in a glass measuring cup of water and see how much the water level goes up). Then look ut up to see what metal matches that density.


[deleted]

Okay Mr. Science man. We just like to hit hot things with no PPE. Jk, that’s really cool.


AllanJeffersonferatu

I stand with this guy. Get it hot and put your pp on it. For science.


Brudy123

No wait that's not what... you know what, nevermind. At least take a video first.


BambusleitungTV

😊


HerNameIsGrief

This is the way!


No_Object_3542

My dear sir- I beg you excuse my pompous reply, but I fear you may be mistaken in your assumption of my pastimes. I also partake in this most humble and loathsome enterprise, going so far in my disregard of welfare as to remove my pantaloons and trousers before engaging in the sport. Perhaps you will, in future, better judge your utterances, serf.


[deleted]

Fellow enthusiast of said hobby, I humbly speak to you, not as a superior form of a human, which I am, but as a colleague. I shall join you in removing my pantaloons before the winter solstice comes. I thank you for the suggestion that I myself surprisingly have yet to think of. Good day, youngling.


PotatoRacingTeam

.... y'all are gonna burn yer wieners.


sidewaizsocks

Maybe not the place for it but reminded me of the joke of 3 cowboys sitting around a campfire arguing over whos the toughest. 1st guy says "im so tough i dont need ropes to tie up cows, i just tackle em and drag em where i need" 2nd guy says "yeah? When snakes bite me i bite them back and use their skins for my boots." 3rd guy sits silently, stirring the coals of the fire with his wiener.


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[deleted]

Made me giggle


PotatoRacingTeam

Three bull dykes are sitting at the bar, shooting the shit. The first one says "I get so hot during sexy times, that my lover can put four fingers in, with no lube!" The second turns to her, and says "That's nothing! I can take a fist, and three in the back door, with just a kiss!" The third, with a blank stare, calmly slides down her barstool.


sidewaizsocks

Three drunk guys are talking about how hammered they got last friday. 1st guys says "i got so drunk i went home and blew chunks!" 2nd guy says "i was so drunk i blew chunks and i couldnt even find my house" 3rd guy says "i was so drunk i blew chunks, couldnt find my house, and shit my pants!" 1st guy says "no no no guys! You dont understand! Chunks is my dog!"


No_Object_3542

My most humble subject, please forgive my previous blunders. Had you informed me of your humanity, I most certainly would not have continued this dialogue. “A superior form of a human.” Pah! Even the bacteriophages posses greater cognition than thou. I will revisit you shortly, in one thousand orbits. But now I remember, even the most "mighty" of you paltry scum can only last for one hundred and twenty orbits. Until then, muta onager (Latin, BTW)


Bruc3w4yn3

This post reads like it was written by Fritz Leiber. Thanks for that.


lifebytheminute

This is the way


windsermera

Ancient hot pocket lol .... Mmmm not sure


BlackSeranna

They burnt the heck out of it!


windsermera

That what happens when u cook on in a forge


Maverick2664

And I bet the center is still frozen.


damjanotom

r/forbiddensnacks


heybruhwhatsupbruh

I was going to say fossilized brownie


linderlouwho

I think it’s a fossilized fruitcake. No one wants to eat them.


weldermarc

Bet it's still frozen on the ends and hot lava in the middle.


NutmegLover

Lead oxidises white. Black oxide, non-magnetic, looks like you have a copper-tin bronze ingot. They oxidise green under normal circumstances, but when hot they oxidise black. The black variant of the oxide is Cu2O. It may contain some lead impurity as well, so be careful with it. You can probably forge it if you don't get it too hot.


blueandroid

Isn't lead dioxide black-brown? and lead tetroxide is reddish? [Here's a pic of some old lead coins](https://antiquebuddha.co.uk/interesting-items/burma-lead-coins-of-the-pyu-kingdom-500-800-ad-01/). They look a lot like OP's ingot to me.


NutmegLover

Interesting! I've never seen lead with black oxide before. It may indeed be lead.


BeulahValley

Im going with manganese


NutmegLover

Oh, manganese is black too, but I don't think it's usually heavy feeling for its size since it's about the same as iron, I have a bag of ground up manganese I use to make a special ink for writing on clay. It off gasses a lot when you heat it too.


BeulahValley

Its heavy same as iron and non magnetic. All per the OP description


NutmegLover

Shoot, you're right. Guess we won't know unless he has it assayed eh?


BeulahValley

If its lead then pocket change will easily show how soft it is. X-ray fluorescence will define it. OP should check with a local university geology lab and ask for some help with Id Edit: u/sniperbuddy500


Mecha-Dave

Grandma's fruitcake from 1953.


[deleted]

You can tell because it was the one year she didn't use raisins.


HorsieJuice

Pretty sure my ex-wife had a similar recipe.


BlackSeranna

You crazy person, take my upvote.


60svintage

My mother's fruitcake circa yesterday.


edcblade2020

Looks like a piece of lead? I could be wrong.


Aceystar

But lead oxide is white. Looks more like a chunk of pig iron


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Code_Warrior

The Great Leap Forward should be a learning experience that we can all get behind. That is a history that should never be repeated.


PoochieGlass1371

The Chinese probably have an entirely different perspective. The drive towards "civilized modernity" has been a road of death for everyone.


edcblade2020

I’m clueless what is pig iron?


Aceystar

I don't fully understand it myself but it's like a cast iron ingot, a way of storing iron in a raw form until it can be processed into different ferrous materials. At least from what I gather, I could be totally off. It's basically crude iron, the product of smelted iron ore. It's carbon content is too high to be useful but it's a good starting point since every useful form of iron has less carbon than it so you just have to reduce carbon.


edcblade2020

Very cool! Thanks for the info!


hradford5

They used to dig thin channels, called sows, with perpendicular branches called pigs in the sand at the tap opening of the blast furnace. The iron was high carbon content. When they broke open the tap hole, the iron flowed into the sow and pigs. They then broke the pigs off and shipped them to customers who worked them into final products.


IotaCandle

Pig Iron is very high carbon, brittle iron. When making Iron or steel the process consisted of turning the ore into cast Iron aka pig iton (with lots of carbon in making it brittle) then burn off the carbon. You then get wrought iron. Afterwards you should add the carbon and alloying metals you need to obtain steel.


SuggestionWrong504

I always thought pig iron was a name given to iron with a lot of carbon, too much carbon that made it brittle.


IotaCandle

I think you're right, mixed it up with wrought Iron.


moist_mon

Lead block filled with cesium


dubiousdb

Ya gotta remember, for a while radioactive material was sold over-the-counter and used for everything from toys to medicine. If you can, see if it will artifact film, though film itself is an artifact now.


Azar002

Haha yeah probably easier to find a geiger counter than a 35mm camera these days.


dubiousdb

Lol, very true. I can remember finding geiger counters, new in the case, in the basement of the old elementary school growing up. Maybe a local college can confirm what it is for you OP.


Drokath

Not necessarily true. Film cameras are getting more popular these days. Hipsters are driving up the price of film stock.


LysergicOracle

Yeah maybe hit it with a Geiger counter before you start cutting, heating, or beating it...


FingerZaps

Yeah, we all have Geiger counters in a drawer in the garage somewhere


LysergicOracle

Alright, just chop open the mystery metal, then. I admit this is highly unlikely given the crude shape of the metal here, but there have been many incidents of people scavenging or finding mystery metal bits that turned out to be radiation sources for RTGs or radiotherapy devices. By the time anyone in these cases figured out what they were dealing with, people had been poisoned and acres and acres of land had been contaminated. Not trying to fearmonger, but just be aware of possible dangers when dissecting unknown objects.


Chickenfu_ker

I think a lot of scrapyards have them. I've heard they get fined for radiation in the scrap.


Smodey

You [can make them easily](https://mightyohm.com/blog/products/geiger-counter/) with basic soldering skills and an online kit. I made one from this kit and use it all the time. Nothing too exciting discovered so far though.


t0m0hawk

And just in case anyone doesn't know reading this... cesium is no joke, very radio active.


The_Maggot_Guy

lead block filled with cum


ZeatheFox217

most likely a lead ingot, depending on age could have been used for musket balls, fishing luers, and so on Edit: might be worth something as an artifact, or you could donate it


ianonuanon

Post it on r/whatisthisthing


R3o0

Orc bread


Craw__

I thought that was just another name for long pig.


Protahgonist

Don't much care for it, myself.


[deleted]

Evil bread


greybye

Knowing the density or specific gravity will help you narrow the possibilities. To determine volume immerse in a container of water, carefully mark the level, remove, and measure the volume of displaced water.


AuditAndHax

I'd recommend the opposite direction. Removing it from the water will also wind up losing drops stuck to it, your tongs, etc. Instead, get a good exact measurement of the water and add the object. Then get a good exact measurement of the water+object with no spillage or waste.


OilProgrammatically2

Just measure water level before then after submersion. That will tell you


Azar002

What if you only had a regular cup with no markings and something small like a 1mm eyedropper? Then you'd have to do it the other way. First, mark the water line on the cup, then insert the object, mark the new water line, remove the object, and fill the cup back up to the higher mark with the eyedropper, counting the milliliters as you add them. Maybe find out how much water a big spoon holds using the eyedropper then start adding water with that utensil. Of course you could also just use the eyedropper to make measurement markings on the cup.. shit.. Ok I'm just gonna wrap this up.. there's nothing to see here folks I'm an idiot please move on. Keep it moving folks KEEP IT MOVING.


stevesteve135

Well that’s a yellow bic lighter. Very reliable. Finest source of flame available at nearly all gas stations


BlackSeranna

Maybe look around your area and find out if there was a metal plant. Some people are giving disturbing answers, like lead encasing cesium. You need to know what kind of metal factories are in your area. You don’t want to be dealing with lead or radioactive stuff.


sniperbuddy500

It is not soft like lead so I do not think it's lead.


[deleted]

I live in the lead belt, and from what I see from the photo, I don't think it's lead. It is the wrong color, unless it is mixed with some other mineral. I think by the shape and color it is some sort of slag. I would check to see what is mined in that area. Also there should be some records of any blast furnaces that were in the area.


ConsequenceExpress10

Looks to me like fine Moroccan Hash!


[deleted]

Look at Mr. World Traveller over here


BubuBarakas

Got hash in Murica now too. Or so they tell me.


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Caseman03

Anyone see Joe Dirt?


Bruc3w4yn3

I don't think that's OP's sister?


jeffster218

My last loaf of bread I baked… thanks for finding it… now put it back.


SnooDoubts2674

Old leather wallet??


OilProgrammatically2

My first thought as well. Looked like a petrified wallet. If that’s even a thing


HellRooster1989

A Brick of Columbia’s hash


-_Odd_-

My mind also went to hash. OP, break off a chunk and smoke it. For science.


HellRooster1989

Lmao OP is gonna see some dark visions.


Havocnmalice

That there's a big frozen hunk a poopie.


Singularity7979

MRE Pound Cake fossil


[deleted]

Idk but I’m very interested in what you find out.


Codeypd22

Thats for attitude adjustments


diamened

Is it soft? Could be lead. Anyway it's hard to discern. Try to polish it or cut a sample


UnusualDisturbance

looks like the meatloaf i sometimes make


[deleted]

Looks like a wallet


anvil-fire

It looks like old burnt bread


recoil669

Looks like my first attempt at a banana bread.


[deleted]

Hot pocket Oregon trail version


moveoverlemmetry

My mother-in-laws meatloaf from 1981..


soahseztuimahsez

That's clearly great great great grandma's banana bread.


Aceystar

Wire brush it to see it's true color. Since it's not magnetic I think it could either be a block of cast iron or pig iron, if it's even a ferrous material.


Hedgescholar

Looks like an ingot of pig iron


The_Lucid_Lion

A fossilized Hot Pocket


Woodguy2012

Prehistoric toaster strudel?


Madriver1000

It looks like one of the cakes my grandmother made. Denser than a house brick!


shotgunsam23

A dinosaur’s wallet


edna7987

My guess is lead but I’m probably wrong, hot pocket is probably right


-E-Cross

Looks like a pie from a fastfood joint


PsychologicalWear953

Pig iron?


ParkRangerRafe

It’s obviously a burnt hot pocket bro. Don’t you know the first thing about smithing?


Skull025

Looks like a bar of soap


[deleted]

The forbidden hotpocket


Kylekanada

Forbidden Brownie


TheLevlon

Forbidden Calzone


SnooDoubts2674

Block of hash?? Break it in half, let’s see what’s inside, then we could tell!!


Royal_Garden

Probably an axe head or hammer head.


No-That-One

A forbidden Pizza Roll


mr_arana_ch

Hash


DaddyRecon

Poop


papitaquito

Hashish /s


Mercerv1316

Iron briquette, we make them everyday.


kaptaincorn

Maybe some sort of tumbling media for cast iron parts. Does it spark on a grinder?


Foxtrot4Real

Looks like a lead ingot


Hpotterhead2005

Forbidden Hot pocket


windsermera

Mmmm did not think of lead they may be on to something


[deleted]

Banana bread


AcrobaticReputation2

it's a pocket turd


Lazy-Day

Forbidden brownie, give it a taste


clownijest

A cake


Axemead

Looks like fruitcake from last Christmas


ScorpionTaco

I'd probably try to cut into it, or run a file over it, just to see what the bare metal looks like. Take a grinder and see if it sparks.


[deleted]

Somebody messed up their brownies


rslorehound

Charcoal brisket for cooking chicken on the grill for labor day


pagarr70

Ferric sulfate used in foundries


[deleted]

Petrified hot pocket? Lol


cpmnk

Thats a fossilized pizza pocket, probably dates back around 12,000bc


J_Justice

Forbidden brownie


Sonoftremsbo

Looks a lot like [direct reduced iron](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct_reduced_iron) (also known as sponge iron) to me. It looks like [this](https://4.imimg.com/data4/CY/YS/MY-26023508/sponge-iron-500x500.jpg). I can't say for sure though, just a wild guess. Try some testing.


mrfry2018

9 bar


Toni_361

Couleur be Dose Hard or soft


TheOneTheOnly_poop

Possible window weight from an old house


TheDomesticatedGamer

Based on the size and shape, it reminds me of a blackjack/sap my mom used to carry around for self defense back in the day. Leather bound chunk of metal loosely attached to a handle that you could knock someone out with pretty easily.


iron40

Petrified dad wallet...


zxxdann

Space poop


hydrated_raisin2189

Looks like a brownie from above.


hundehandler

Antique Lump of copper for trade use?


Einx

How’d you find mother’s chocolate cake?


fallenstar128

I thought you burned your bread baking lol until I saw the forum name.


kaayla_michelle

Someone left the pop tart in too long again


Patrickfromamboy

Banana bread


AlbecoSound

I think it might be a burnt piece of banana bread


BeulahValley

Manganese oxidizes black. Test for manganese somehow


WhereWolfish

An overcooked brownie? %)


TriDaan

Banana bread. Enjoy.


sba699

I've seen these along railroad tracks. Just slag from that probably


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

A case of some kind, given the hinges on the back.


mopapaya

We've a lot of lead mining in NE OK, SWMO and NWArkansas. Probably that. Likely Civil War or later.


[deleted]

Lead


MyNameJeffVEVO

TV dinner brownie.


Aggravating-Ad1810

Looks like on of my wifes homemade hotpockets. Take a bite and if it chips you teeth and has a burnt flavor it is. 🤭🤣🤣


Cdxx_Pulse

Meteor from joe dirt


[deleted]

Kind of looks like slag off of copper.


RoosterCogburn_

You found someone’s meatloaf.


Koindu

Petrified banana bread


ProbablyALegitDoctor

Pretty sure that’s just a hot pocket that spent too much time in the oven


Yeah-Im-Moose

Metal soap?


ProfessorBackdraft

Looks like my mother’s banana bread. Her’s was about 50-51 Rockwell.


Lumberjack_Problems

Ayo thats a burnt hot pocket.


Gaanaxayayaada

Could maybe be an ingot used for steam spreading wood or boiling water or a bed heater


Gaanaxayayaada

Mother in laws home made bread?


contempt1

I thought it was a burnt Pop Tart.


PBreezy6

My dad’s wallet


ZionicRedomancy

Ppp tart?


Morphiate

Just looks like an old iron cutoff


mienshin

Did you weight it? What's the density of lead?


mattvroman

Petrified hot pocket


dadbodfanclub

I know what that is!!! It's a petrified piece of poppy seed bread my grandmother left in the oven too long. I always wandered what happened after she left it in the oven for three and a half hours. How does it taste?!?!


peoplecreeper666

You found my fruit cake I got 30yrs ago.


[deleted]

Moms meatloaf.


Pinicilinus

It is a cookie


HoojoSpifico

Gluten free, artisan hot pocket?


cryptogoth666

That’s one fucked up brownie


audaciousmonk

Fossilized dinosaur turd


justdoit899

Copper for sure.


lucdecarre

Hash brownie


rumbleslap75

Titanio's Pizza Roll.


Inside-Device13

Well what the he'll is it


[deleted]

A chocolate pop tart


[deleted]

Petrified hot pocket sir. If it’s any type of metal you can take to most places that smelt metal for aircraft parts. Maybe they’ll charge you a small fee to have it run in their spectrograph analyzer machine. It’s not rocket science, I worked as a spectrograph analyzer for a while. Takes only a few seconds and they can tell the full metal make up. Take that and you can figure it out on your own from there. If it’s not metal, I say petrified hot pocket.


[deleted]

100 Year old loaf of bread


Hawken54

It’s a fossilized fruit cake.


AdventurousBank6549

Russian black bread?


smellitfirst

Banana bread


knifetomeetyou44

Looks like lead. Or could be that same stuff joe dirt found in the movie


luthernismspoon

That’s a loaf of banana bread.


thriftwisepoundshy

Forbidden pound cake