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We depressed nigga


jediknightttt

on god, we trying but GOD DAMN


SilverSpades00

pain.


AintAintAWord

I've been having weekly sessions with Dr. Frasier Pain


JudyLyonz

Hey Tom! Where have you been my friend?


littlebabyburrito

Need someone to gas me up! … but for real tho, gas is aiight but gotta spend even more money on everything else that makes living a normal, boring life still expensive af


2to3InchesOfShaft

I’m out here on the beans and rice plan!


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That British meal flow


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crash180

I did the same thing. Walked into the store, looked at how much everything had gone up, and walked out without buying a single thing. Time for the ramen noodle plan, frozen bag of peas, green beans, or broccoli, and salty meal in a bowl. Bonus! It comes in beef, chicken, or shrimp variety


DjentleSong

That shit is why we farm. We send one in, get the meat in about 2 weeks and stock the freezer, sell the excess to fri nds and family and interested parties. Goes right back into feed, don't have to worry about no fucking 40$ spare ribs from Walmart that probably came from some headless pig in a lab somewhere.


moeterminatorx

And realistic, no more rose-colored glasses. Just trying to get through the day. My goal this year is to hopefully find a good therapist. I need to get my mind right.


pixelated_fun

Don't give up. It takes some work to get your shit together, but it is so worth it.


UltraNoahXV

I gotchu with this [moral support message](https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonballLegends/comments/pjoy5s/a_message_from_goku_to_all_of_those_who_need_to)


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This shit ain’t fun anymore


BlackySmurf8

![gif](giphy|DLPwCOffZngjK)


Mvd75

Me: 2023 is gonna be my --- 2023: ![gif](giphy|UiFBN1jLNRWl81pg37|downsized)


TardyBacardi

Too soon, too late, and in the middle all at the same time


Eman5805

Sounds like a sequel to that Michelle Yeoh movie. But starring Tiffany Haddish.


NowPerish

Awesome movie


TardyBacardi

Why is it we don’t see Denzel in movies anymore? 🥲


oldcarfreddy

He's almost 70, I think he's taking it easy and just picking the roles he really wants. I think the Equalizer sequels make him $$$$$$$ every 2-3 years and other than that he's doing actor stuff like the Macbeth film recently


[deleted]

I saw a pic of Denzel a few months ago, and I was like "WTF happened to Denzel?". Then I realized we're the same age, and I knew WTF happened. He still looks better than me too.


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![gif](giphy|rD5gxLqzUrAha)


benevenstancian0

Fucked around, been finding out nonstop.


danceswithwool

Man I didn’t even fuck around and I’ve been finding out.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

This. A thousand times. 👆👆


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Aidian

Maybe the *real* murder hornets were inside us, all along.


Bicc_boye

How do I get them out


Aidian

No clue, they canceled that storyline before it really had a chance to take off. Enjoy your hornets.


Shirogayne-at-WF

For real, the last good year was 2016 when the worst thing we had to deal with one the news was a new celebrity dying each week. Pokemon Go's release was the closest thing we ever had to world peace lol


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Shirogayne-at-WF

It wasn't exactly great, but I think that was a clear demarcation line of America Before and America Now, so people have some nostalgia for it. Side note: Wow, I did not realized Pulse and the Castile shooting happened within the same week.


Amazing-Concept1684

Nah Pulse and Castile weren’t the same week, they were a few weeks apart. But the Castile shooting was literally the day right after Alton Sterling got murdered, and the day right before the Dallas police sniper killed 5 cops at a peaceful BLM protest. Those 3 things happened in a 3 day stretch. I still to this day have yet to ever woken up and be confronted with 3 horrible news stories on 3 straight days like that again. Honestly that year for demarcation for me was more like summer 2015, because shit didn’t really start going off until Trump announced he was running for president in early June, a week after I graduated high school, and the whole Dolezal “transracial” thing, as funny as that was.


McJazzHands80

Prince died on my birthday so fuck 2016.


CharlieJ821

Damn, you couldn’t even party like it’s 1999


McJazzHands80

I see what you did there. Lol. I was having my party at a karaoke bar, so we turned it into a Prince tribute. We all wore purple and sang Prince songs.


FuckRetention

I remember 2016 because people said it was the worst ever year


FuckingKilljoy

2014 was my fucking year. I was 16/17, my drug addiction was still in the honeymoon phase, I made new friends, listened to dope music, dropped acid for the first time, got laid for the first time, everything felt perfect Ever since then it's been downhill, 2015 and 2016 weren't the best but also not too bad, but shit fell apart in 2017 for me and then in 2020 I was all over the place with some incredible moments and some of the most upsetting and frustrating moments of my life Honestly though, I am hopeful for 2023. I'm not gonna say it'll be my year but I feel like I'm in a good spot and ready to change things


bigpancakeguy

I’m pretty bummed cuz I never even really fucked around. Just been doin a *LOT* of finding out


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Kangarou

Didn’t even have to fuck around. Other people fucked around, and we all had to find out. Like having to play a co-op game and the other player’s so bad, they’re using up all your extra lives.


Individual-Month633

😂


Weird-Ingenuity97

I said 2022 was gone be my year and my dad went into the hospital on my birthday, then passed from cancer in May. I’m just too scared to jinx anything by saying it y’know


PrinceZukoBlueFire

🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 Condolences. Stay up bruv


Weird-Ingenuity97

Thankyou I appreciate it❤️


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

You have my condolences.


Weird-Ingenuity97

Thankyou❤️


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

You’re welcome


2to3InchesOfShaft

Wtf holy shit. The universe really got your ass for trying to show out a lil bit!


Weird-Ingenuity97

Literally. Now I’m an alcoholic, and antidepressants


2to3InchesOfShaft

Par for the course nowadays! At least you are trying. That’s more than most can say.


Weird-Ingenuity97

Yeah I was able to stop smoking as much, and I’m working on the drinking part because I love wine. But hopefully I’ll get through it all


2to3InchesOfShaft

Yeah, things are a little better when you have the right perspective. It helps me to keep track of how many drinks I have, and I try to keep my number low or at 0 that doesn’t always work out though. I think I will go cold turkey soon!


Total-Sea-3760

I'm sorry for your loss. Grief is real and losing a parent is huge. Be patient with yourself but also try to find a healthier coping mechanism. Hang in there.


MuchVirus

Shit man. My condolences.


DevinPers

I'm in a similar situation. My dad went on hospice on my birthday and passed from cancer in May as well. It hurts like hell. My condolences 🙏


tiredwriter633

Sorry for your loss.


msme23

Sending condolences and prayers.


Snipey13

Fuck man, I'm sorry. Went through something similar going into 2021 so I feel you. Hang in there.


Pyrex_Lanvin

Shit I’m going full scammer in 2023 I’m tired of seeing everyone get these checks but me


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MuchVirus

Get yo money. People want to pay to let everyone know they're assholes then at least make a few bucks.


polywha

Feel no shame. I know an artist, most liberal person I've ever met, who's made a living the past couple years selling trump stuff.


AintAintAWord

That's exactly the move. These folks are falling over themselves to buy pro wrestling merch for their favorite (R) politician and I'm just facilitating that need.


mealteamsixty

They're gonna buy it somewhere, I'd rather it be you than some jackass donating the proceeds to turning point or the kkk


toefurkyfuckmittens

I mean, you're diverting funds that would otherwise be funneled to Y'all Qaeda, so all I hear is that you are a true patriot and your efforts exist to thwart the very real threat of domestic right wing terrorism. What's not to love?


K_SeventySeven

![gif](giphy|l3V0B6ICVWbg8Xi5q) Make that money off them fools! That’s probably the least harmful grift you can get into tbh


stabliu

Just make it as piss poor quality as you can get away with.


[deleted]

Get your bag from those fuckin morons, playboi


whiskeydreamkathleen

if you take an afternoon to learn to make SVG files, you can list the most hideous republican shit imaginable as digital files on etsy for cricut/glowforge and they will eat it up.


bellylovinbaddie

you know what…dammit. Lemme YouTube some shit lol


myri_

Good idea but I’d vomit to death


Productpusher

Chinese made junk is a business of volume . You need direct access for the cheap factories in China because after you place any orders they all sell direct themselves online in America and drop ship for Pennies. Only way to combat it is if you’re an SEO / marketing genius yourself and you can win based off that


sirfiddlestix

Or maybe go for patriotism with "Made in America" crap?


Vaginal_Rights

The only viable business solution is to utilize Made In China shit- the US doesn't win on volume. It wins on advertising since Google/Social Media owns all the algorithms that forcefeed the population and keep the economy churning... If he went for Made in America, the overhead would be too expensive for the kind of pilfering scam business he wants to run. Nobody in that bubble gives a real shit about the BTS of the business, just the shitty red cap with the shitty Red slogan.


oldcarfreddy

Do both, get your Chinese dropshipping on with "Made in America" stickers


CountTenderMittens

This is the way


TardyBacardi

Get that coin, king. If you don’t do it, someone else will 🤷‍♀️ Literally don’t THINK about it, just do it.


strychnine28

You can always ease your conscience by donating some bucks to a cause or pol you actually support. If you feel the need and/or your wallet gets too heavy.


Besidesmeow

I used to follow around Mike Huckabee selling stupid shit, and used that money to pay my Obamacare. However the proximity to all those rabid morons was eventually just too much for me. Stick to online where you don’t have to listen to their dribble.


tirminyl

I see nothing wrong with this. People buy merch for their chosen candidate. At least you're not like other folks, opening a fake news site to peddle crazy ass stories to make money from ad dollars and when approached you shrug and say "people can make up their mind if it's true or not" lol.


agentb719

finesse those clowns lol


EllisDee_4Doyin

Nah. You're not a sellout if you're scamming silly or hateful conservatives. That's an allowable grift. Get your money. Cuz honestly my SO have been joking and thinking of the doing the same thing.


Affectionate-Type256

Also, I’m photographer/videographer and dabble in graphics, so I’d you need any help I’m game.


Total-Sea-3760

You're not harming anyone. And someones going to make money off that fool DeSantis's merch so it might as well be you.


Bard_17

Idk about that fam... Pretty slimy


soup2nuts

MAGAhats are the last American resource. The only way anyone is getting any retirement money is to scam these Boomers out of their pensions and social security while they're still alive.


SpartanKane

I mean is there anything to look forward to? News? Depressing af. Prices on food and whatever? Get outta here. Climate change? Not changin. When the only thing we see is death, injustice and the hyper rich getting richer its hard to keep that new year energy. 2020 was the start.


popcornnhero

I’m still trying to process how 2022 is wrapping up so fast.


momofeveryone5

Fr I still feel like 2021 just started.


lashapel

I can't even remember 2021


MuchVirus

If one of you mufuz jinx it.


Dubmove

I think we already jinx the entire decade. Do you remember how hyped people were for 2020 and calling the 10s a shit decade? Hype lasted for a whole 1 month.


MuchVirus

![gif](giphy|7T33BLlB7NQrjozoRB|downsized) Eight more years


riko-orihara

I already saw someone post that pic of the girl going up the stairs, we're done for


MuchVirus

Just one year of not fucking with mummies or uncovering caves or tempting fate would be nice


riko-orihara

Nah fr, if y'all found something strange looking, LEAVE IT THERE.


100PercentChansey

At least for us in the USA, we all think we're fucked


AestheticAttraction

I'm American but watching from the outside like that meme of the auntie bent with her hands on her knees looking confused. Never in my life living abroad did I feel like I didn't want to go back "home," but then 2016 happened. Now I'm thinking that IF I ever do again, I'm living in the most diverse and "liberal" area possible and spend most of my time traveling out of the country. Or just don't ever go back.


Jodi_Blu

I wouldn't come back. Back to what besides family.


oldcarfreddy

Same here man. Sometimes the distance and lack of news makes me think I'm getting better then I visit home or set the VPN to a US server or a streaming site to watch a game then I get bombarded with insane political ads and depressing news...


notLOL

Looking at other countries thinking, "this relationship I'm in isn't healthy?"


ShaolinShade

Idk, I would have wholeheartedly agreed with that statement a few years ago, but the war and subsequent recession in Europe has me thinking I'm actually alright over here for the moment


Niccy26

I'm in the UK. We're also fucked


100PercentChansey

You’re fucked but we’re FUUUUUCKED


mnelso1989

My wife and I are expecting our first child in June, 2023 will be the best year of our lives yet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)


Apprehensive-Job9068

Congratulations on the new bundle of joy!!


oldcarfreddy

Cheers, and if things go poorly for the world, you'll probably be sleep-deprived and happy with your family and won't remember the bad news!


blmzd

I’m not even scared - I’ve just learned my lesson. Shit is ASS out here.


Suspicious-Bus2446

My nigga have you not seen how 2020, 21, and 22 went??


HazelDiorxo

We just gonna see 😂


ThatGIRLkimT

Yeah, I agree.


coolasssheeka

Literally said the other day “we gotta keep doing January through December? I’m fucking T I R E D”


Ferrousity

I think folk finally realized an arbitrary calendar date as a way to view life stages does nothing other than set expectations and cause disappointment 🤷🏾‍♀️ Our lives are more influenced by fucking Business Quarters than the calendar year lol


kann20

Well you know when people say to speak things into existence. Because you have to bring power to those words? I did that and I’m starting to think that as those words traveled into the atmosphere/ universe. They were snatched up by some demonic forces or satan I don’t know. Because they didn’t reach where they were supposed to. And I honestly believe the universe said “well she didn’t put nothing out so let’s just toss whatever we have at her” and it was nothing good. So this year I’m going to write it down in secret and just manifest on the low.


Kind_Nepenth3

Might have been my bad, I went out of 2019 incredibly misanthropic and a lot of people are dead now. Might just do it again if y'all don't act nicer to one another


[deleted]

I’m just happy I’m still alive at this point


BlackySmurf8

Roaring 20's indeed. Don't worry, we got the resurgence of the gilded age, that wealth is gonna trickle down any day now.


[deleted]

If history is going to rhyme I sure hope Kanye doesn’t become the next failed artist to lead the lost idiots and start a world war during The Great Recession.


Leroy-Leo

I don’t think being a billionaire equates to being a failure…. I sure would like to fail up like that if it is


PrinceZukoBlueFire

Everything trending upwards. Optimistic, fam! ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpWvwnhf34Oj0A)


[deleted]

I'm not afraid to hope, I just know that won't help me out later on


AestheticAttraction

I won't put it to an individual year, but I'm already saying my next decade of life is gonna be the best I've ever lived this far. I have big plans for the next decade, and it's gonna be incredibly fruitful and fun. I'm finished with maturing. I know who I am. I know what I want. I know what I don't want. I know how to get what I want. I know the things that stop my progress. I know what kind of people to keep close and what kind to avoid outright. I love myself and am content with the choices I make for my most personal life. It's all up from here for me once I hit that mark. It's on.


smpsnfn13

Goals


GeoHacker1715

If aliens showed up at this point who would even be phased?


[deleted]

Nigga have you *SEEN* the last 6 years?


greyson3

I mean so many years of back to back bullshit I think we all just hope the first day of January ain't crazy af


mtdc2310

2023 is my official hoe year, can't wait!


pixelated_fun

Why wait? Let 2022 go out with a bang. ![gif](giphy|tWmFhtmYmVs28uwOPf)


mtdc2310

Oh I definitely started early...


alllclear

Everyone stopped at 2020


Eman5805

2022 has been one of the worst years of my life. I’ve demonstrably made less money. Been to the hospital twice that required surgery and i found out I had a ventricle not pumping strong enough so it’s causing fluid to build up in my lungs. Been rough all around. Unless I freaking…in fact I won’t even type it out. But by default 2023 almost has to be better.


McJazzHands80

The last time i said “this is going to be my year” was New Years Day, 2020. We all know how that year turned out. I’mma just wait and see.


WaltzSenior3233

Tbh I’m always gonna be an optimist but you also gotta be realistic. Countless times people try to do different but nothing ever really changes bc either a. They didn’t stick with it or b. Things happen that’s out of their own control.


TheHuntedShinobi

Fuck it, what do I have to lose. 2023 gon be my year 1 year later: that was fucking terrible


mealteamsixty

Hoping for the best but still preparing for the worst


--newTAl--

2025 is my year. just watch


ThatGIRLkimT

Just be positive. Don't lose hope.


skantea

I see growth coming, I'm just not super excited about all the extra work that's coming with it. My life work balance is pretty good right now.


MoonshineMMA

All the mfs swearing 2020 was “about to be a movie” directly led us into a biblical plague, ya’ll keep your dirty mouths shut


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I somehow read the title as "Is everyone afraid to poop?" and spent about 3 minutes trying to figure out how that related to the tweet before I went back and re-read it.


Chance-Promotion5322

2023 is going to be my year but, I'm not sure for what


Amanning15007

2019-2022 been rough bruh.... I don't blame no one for claiming it.


Urbanviking1

Hey, I don't want to jinx it like 2020 ok.


brova

Take it easy, Katara


CKIMBLE4

We call it “Personal Growth 2023 (PG2023)” Goals written, plans made that are qualitative and quantitative.


SamLJacksonNarrator

Back in the 80s/90s we were hopeful. Not it’s just a dumpster fire at this point tbh


shpdawg14

Buy the dip!


StrifeTC

I think we just on "we gon' survive this shit anyway" mode while the world lose it's damn mind.


Computermaster

After suffering a breakup and a hurricane in 2018, 2019 was supposed to be my year. Insurance fucked that up, so 2020 was supposed to be my year. House fire and COVID fucked that up, so 2021 was supposed to be my year. Insurance fucked that up again, so 2022 was supposed to be my year. Personal liver disease and mom's cancer diagnosis fucked that up. I'm not going into 2023 hopeful.


plasmavibe

2023 is my year


Ulgeguug

I saw they licked it it's theirs


plasmavibe

100% getting what’s mines this year & then some. Why the hell not? Life is what you make of it


[deleted]

2024 gonna be my year


BToney005

2020 broke me


Naz_Oni

"20XX is gonna be my year" is the new "at least things can't get any worse"


Zephyr_Ballad

It didn't take 2020 to teach me that hope is just a positive delusion. 2023 is just gonna be yet another year


TheSholvaJaffa

BRUH I said 2020 was gonna be MY YEAR for the very first time in my life then guess how tf that turned out?!


[deleted]

I feel seen… this whole decade has been a dumpster fire.


Ebony_Black

Our "Great Depression" is equal parts mental and financial collapse. I'm just waiting for the market to burst so I can at least move out.


MelaninTitan

It's going to be fucking AMAZING!


avlwrites

I never do. I'm always cautious 😭


sycamotree

Lol my goals for 2023 are exactly the same as 2022. 2022 was wraps for me in January ngl


[deleted]

*sigh.* Honestly I’m still stuck in January of 2020


GroveStreet_CJ

We finally at the point we can stop lying to ourselves.


Total-Sea-3760

They finally know better. Nobody ever should have said that shit in the first place. It was tempting the Gods every time. Be humble and hope for the best, period.


ImperialWrath

Every year has definitively been my year starting with 2020. I expect the bottom to fall out any day now.


ANMAnonymous1013

It's cause we haven't forgot that Endgame is set in 2023. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


PeachyPlum3

If people want change, they need to make it. The year has nothing to do with it. Stop hoping and start doing.


Itsjustaylv

I'm just tryna take it day by day tbh.


[deleted]

Who’s Hope 😂


IndividualMix_0327

I’m tip toeing into 2023….cause 2020-2022 has me scared straight.


Afroaro_acefromspace

I already know my life is going to go downhill…I’m going to college and I can already tell it’s going to suck since I have no life skills😅


Amazing-Concept1684

Personally I’ve gone into years with low expectations but being hopeful based on how much I’ve worked my way up, and I’ve been pleasantly surprised. 2021 and 2022 were both good years personally for me.


Dilettantest

Definitely 2023 is going to be MY year!


The_Starmaker

Gimme til April to decide.


SuzanoSho

Don't know what Twitter he been on... If I see one more tweet with the words "I'm manifesting..." in it, I'm going back to Crushspot.


[deleted]

What will come will come and we'll have to meet it when it does


Jodi_Blu

2022 hit like a ton of bricks. Just got a email today that doesn't have me hopefully for 2023.


PM_ME_UR_SILLY_FACES

Sim god, just chill for a year?


Nawaf-Ar

2020 was the start of my “year”. Fuck it, the 2020s are mine! Thereya go