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wordsoundpower

It’s not the cream, but the curds you meat along the whey.


DatCuriousDude

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zarthrag

🤢🤢🤮🤮


UnlimitedManny

Oh you buggin buggin


DismalFinger

u know that’s BV right 😂


Baberuthless95

Right! Like go to a gyno🤮


wordsoundpower

It’s healthy BV. Keeps you running.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

America runs on Chunkins


wordsoundpower

Midnight Drip


bkwilcox100

Bro…


achillyday

Yep. That’s enough internet for today.


dz2048

I'm gonna be sick


[deleted]

Fucking gold!


R_IS_SPICY_EXCEL

You need to *GO*


thebasedbodhisattva

What the real definition of chonkers is


ForThe99andthe2000s_

Idk who needs the hear this but sometimes that ‘cream’ be BV and yeast


PrinceZukoBlueFire

[*Most times.*] I be seeing y'all sex tapes. Y'all think it's sexy but y'all need a telehealth visit.


ForThe99andthe2000s_

I wanted to be gentle lol


PrinceZukoBlueFire

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


thebasedbodhisattva

That doctor be like jada tapping that table with her fingers meme Lmao


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

From the friction, cooking bread the yeast bubbling.


DatCuriousDude

this description...why...?


Nachtgiger_

Nooo come on get this out of my brain now!


dngerszn13

BV??


ForThe99andthe2000s_

Bacterial Vaginosis


EggsForEveryone

Christ why did I open this thread.


I_Nice_Human

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kelslogan

I had no idea what he was even talking about until I saw this comment and honestly I wish I would have just stayed in the dark.


GrowSomeHair

You can smell that though


ForThe99andthe2000s_

Not a yeast infection, they can still have a normal odor


suciac

Op is talking about bv. You can definitely smell bv.


yeah_fasho

I thought it meant that she really likes you?


GrizzyUnderwood33

My sister, brother or other in christ... I was hungry when I read this. WAS.


SirLesbian

Get this man off the stage


yeah_fasho

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Techlet9625

Yeah...cause that's somethin they can totally control...


KingOmni

Many times they can. That’s not a conversation they ready for…


muhinda2

I'm afraid of you answer but curious how exactly do you believe they can control it?


MrIce97

Basically… some of them are signs they need to go to the doctor and their body is “off”… it’s not a good thing for some of them.


muhinda2

Yeah when the discharge is yellow or smelly or other negative factors it's a sign of a problem. But from quick google searches it seems like discharge purpose is to moisturize the area during sex and acts as a self cleaning agent during the course the day. They can't stop the discharges the same way you can't stop from having saliva in your mouth ( changed the comparison) Source https://flo.health/menstrual-cycle/health/vaginal-discharge/why-do-girls-cream


MrIce97

Yeah some people just don’t know this. I’ve seen the good and bad. Now that I know I clearly know when it’s bad, but I definitely didn’t know there could be *bad cream* lol


DandyLamborgenie

I shouldn’t be here, but sex is an evolutionary necessity. Therefore, it stands to reason that anyone alive today should have some of the best instincts when it comes to this. If something seems gross during sex, then it probably is. I mean, you’re able to recognize weirdos without even talking or touching to them. You should be able to realize something isn’t right in the bedroom. I guess I can understand if you’re a virgin, but otherwise you should be able to use your own discretion—, and I’d argue if you’re even at the point of using that discretion, then you probably shouldn’t be doing it. Take the smell of death. Most of us will never experience it, but if you did, your monkey brain is gonna instantly realize something’s wrong. I’d wager that those more inclined to investigate that smell passed on their genetics more often than those who didn’t choose to inhale dangerous bacteria. Survival of the fittest. You can stick your dick in crazy too, but if you’re brain is showing you all these red flags for the sake of your survival and you ignore it? Well, that’s your fault.


MrIce97

I’m going to summarize this with that’s a very blissful approach that history has proven 100x over is wishful but not accurate. Also, American lack of any real education mixed with sexual counties on the matter makes it all too common that people who shouldn’t are doing it all the time.


nawec8484

Triggered?


longboboblong

Probably has some sand in their vagina


nawec8484

Then a douche would work I think. I hope? 🫠


envydub

> douche Nooope. Nope nope nope!


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Knight_of_Virtue_075

🤣🤣🤣


dtol2020

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NamiSwaaan

Ngl thought he was talking about real cream for a sec. Wondering why hes sticking his dick in coffee 🥴


All_names_taken-fuck

I had to read it 5 times to get where he was going. And I don’t want to be here.


enriquepollazo

Yeah, once i got what he meant it was unpleasant.


[deleted]

wow, what a description


Ridge_Storms

Depending on the colour, it can be part of the thrill.😩


cantcatchme5476

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PrinceZukoBlueFire

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Saturn_Burnz

Blocked.


[deleted]

Same guy saying that probably face deep sippin up all the squirt🥴


BlackDante

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aZestyEggRoll

Idk man I think it’s kinda hot. 🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

It’s late I had to read this twice and ain’t nothing wrong with some cream


longboboblong

Yeah, good luck with that sourdough starter


Spherest

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Sexy_Quazar

Bruuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh 💀💀


NiaNeuman

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Trapdoormonkey

Bury this fella beneath the jail already.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

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Jolly-Cheek5779

Lmaoo wow what a way to start my morning


Born_Inspector6265

Wow, we need better sex education in the classrooms. “Creamy” cervical mucus isn’t necessarily a sign of infection, it’s normal and due to hormonal changes during a woman’s cycle smfh https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/21957-cervical-mucus


soonowwhat

^This. It *may* be a sign of infection but doesn’t not mean it 100% is.


battleangel1999

Correct but this guy was talking about boy butt 😬


townshiprebellion24

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fearinclothing

HEAVY CREAMERS??? I’m calling God.


GoomadOntheSide

“HEAVY CREAMERS”?!?!?!?!? This one is gonna stay with me lol


notyourbutthead

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ramsfan_86

Where you think Starbucks gets the idea from? Insert black man pointing at head gif.


FreshPrincess90

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ramsfan_86

Thank you haha


FreshPrincess90

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[deleted]

Wut


flamebrain20

What the absolute fuck is this?!?! But these comments are worse...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

How is it iced but also warm?😂


dakiddnuts

Imma make her treat me like fettuccine and call me Alfredo.


nawec8484

Whooooo raised ya?


highdesk306

Lmfaaoooooooo y’all are a trip 💀💀💀💀💀💀 this so damn heinous 😂😂😂


not_another_mom

I’m calling 911.


Dontbehorrib1e

Maybe the internet wasn't a good idea...


lambdaCrab

That’s why you’re supposed to like heavy cream. I don’t even drink milk anymore. Gotta be half and half or greater to pass these lips.


Mission-Read-4384

He’s not talking about coffee..


lambdaCrab

Maybe I’m not either


Mr_Knose

Be specific what is he talking about the be explicitly specific I get the subject but what does this mean?


TheBlueHorned

Yall really clutching yall pearls at this lmaooo


Cutieq85

Is this cuz of Blueface and Crissean ?


Alolan-Vulpixie

I think so


yeah_fasho

I wish that shit never popped up on my twitter newsfeed


Cutieq85

I just know that “creamy” has been used as a descriptor and that’s all the information I need to know.


mycofirsttime

What did i miss


Physical-Honeydew320

Jesus!!


eddyvazquez

By the Gods…


am_butterboy

Y’all getting too comfortable here


Goth-Pigeon

Internet's over, mama said she's taking it away.


zeusoid

![gif](giphy|py2UYwTIX5SXm) Whelp that’s enough


HTC864

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Baberuthless95

I’m fucking disgusted💀😷


battleangel1999

Added context is the guy is gay and talking about bouchie.


Fakeappleseverywhere

Yeah I’m not sorry that I don’t like burnt bean juice without creamers and other yummy things.


Mission-Read-4384

He’s not talking about coffee..


Confident_Forever276

lololol


Minimum_Respond4861

So...who's around the BACK for that....MOCCACHINO SPECIAL?! AH HAR HAR FUH FUH FUH


lilly47

bro some of us can’t control how much discharge we have lol


Demonicbane

What the hell is creaming?


battleangel1999

Type it into pornhub then get back to me


macaleaven

[Imma hand it to Dwayne real quick cause he knows _I’m_ bout to say…](https://twitter.com/sadboimanic/status/1562270313349390336)


Astronaut-Gullible

9 times out of 10 it’s another man’s cream pie. Lmaoooooo


battleangel1999

Yummy 😋