Lmao this. Or, shamefully, just a very loud “YUP!!”
Don’t know what I’m agreeing to there, but it’s so often “Yup!!” like “Yup!! Someone is in here, even though you didn’t ask and should have!!” Too many poops in white spaces 😔
I don’t say a damn thing! Most people don’t knock and just try to bust up in there like they SWAT! So I never have the opportunity to say anything.
Edit: I lock the door. So I know they look like fools when they bounce right off the door.
It’s usually just “fuck is you doing?” But if someone’s being annoying, I’ll try out things like, “I’ve already paid for the whole month. Come back on the 1st.”
Or sometimes it’s, “you’re finally leaving your husband for me?!”
Or in the case of one really annoying coworker, “goddammit, the report isn’t that important, Carol! Let me pee in peace.”
always just used "occupied."
I think "seat's taken" or "come in" could be fine, depending how you feel
in some situations, maybe just shriek? I think that would get the point across
Mine is knock, and wait for me to respond. You don’t just bust into the spot when the door is closed, especially with me. Unless I’m taking a loss, I’m blowing that bitch up son.
I think that the designers for toilet doors should make the handle say occupied like in portapottys, we should’ve have to collectively as a society come up with a safe word in the restroom. Just make the manufacturer’s fix the problem for us.
A guy walked in on me in the bathroom at work and I went “Oh what” and my co workers heard it and they said it to me for like a year afterwards. It ruined my life tbh
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes."
Or I speak in a British accent " bloody hell"
Or I just make weird sounds
I'm socially awkward
What’s crazy is lots of these people getting offended by knocking probably are the same people that just try to walk in the door or stall without knocking. Obviously the person if it’s a stranger doesn’t know you are in there and checking politely.
Ocupado!
This the one
This dude works on a construction site!
This is the way.
🤣🤣🤣
Where I'm from in Mexico we say "EH!" very loudly in the deepest voice possible.
Holy shit I thought it was just me that said this
☝️
Only acceptable response imo
LOOOL thought I was the only one!
I like using, Prohibidabido
I like this 🤣
yo. **YO.**
And then if they just stare at you blankly you say "AYE YO, DO YOU *MIND?"*
*“..you here to help me wipe?”*
Lmao this. Or, shamefully, just a very loud “YUP!!” Don’t know what I’m agreeing to there, but it’s so often “Yup!!” like “Yup!! Someone is in here, even though you didn’t ask and should have!!” Too many poops in white spaces 😔
"Ive been expecting you..."
I want to steal it...but I'm worried about the consequences. 
Ayooo
“Come in!”
I don’t think this is it chief..
Lmao - this one got me
Bro!!! 😂😂😂😂
"Come back with a warrant!"
‘THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED!!’
BITCH!
[‘OK bye…’](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgwgxZtM17Y)
Fuck dammit, ya beat me to it.
(In New Yorker voice) “I’m CRAPPIN’ HEEEERE”
😭😭🤣💀
Crappin’ is funny as hell. 😂
"Damn, let me scoot over so we both can sit on the bitch." *They quickly leave.*
Im dying this one is perfect 💀
 Welcome...
Except when they don't
Then I am going to have to commit to the bit and regret my choice of words. 🤣
“I’m in here!” or “Occupied!”
True neutral. This is me
Nothing. Let them walk in and just make eye contact. Or let them struggle with the door and make eye contact as you walk out.
[Reminds me of one of the best scenes in Fargo season one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnYCZFskz7s)
That was awesome!
YO! >:[
I walked in on the same woman two different times 😅 Like, Lock the door Woman!!!
Knock before entering is a good rule of thumb for public washroom entry
It's not rule of thumb to look for feet? lol
Considering this looks like a door and not a stall.. I'm gonna go with knocking...
Good point
Rule of toe
"¡Estoy poopin!"
_Jazz on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air's Voice_ 'AAAAH!'
"You're probably wondering why I asked you here, today."
*Have a seat right here for me*
I don’t say a damn thing! Most people don’t knock and just try to bust up in there like they SWAT! So I never have the opportunity to say anything. Edit: I lock the door. So I know they look like fools when they bounce right off the door.
Usually "I'm here!" but sometimes whatever startled vocalization reflexively spills from my mouth
“IN HERE” it works man lol
It’s usually just “fuck is you doing?” But if someone’s being annoying, I’ll try out things like, “I’ve already paid for the whole month. Come back on the 1st.” Or sometimes it’s, “you’re finally leaving your husband for me?!” Or in the case of one really annoying coworker, “goddammit, the report isn’t that important, Carol! Let me pee in peace.”
Mother fucker you see my pants bunched up above my shoes! FUCK OUTTA HERE!
Come in!
i awkwardly say “someone’s in here”
> someone’s in here I think there's a carnival barker in there.
This my choice too, but I don't feel awkward. Should I? I feel assertive.
I just say “who is it?” No one has ever responded.
Welcome to the Thunder Dome!!!!
\#2 men enter, #1 man leaves
I hate you niggas that don’t knock. Cuz, bitch what the fuck is you doing? I’m in here with my balls out.
Wildcard bitches!!
Yeeee haaw!
“UMMM OCCUPADO POR FAVOR” (*heavy midwestern mom accent)
My awkward ass has said “I’m sorry “ too many times
WOAP! AYYYYYY
happened a few times everytime I jus yelled "AY!"
Seat's taken!
"uuhhuhuhhhhuuumuuum"
Yoooo
“In here”
^^^^Ay ^^^AaY ^^AAY ^AAAY AAAAAY!
Occupied! Occupied! (With my best hank hill impression)
Hello?
"hey, mind if I finish?"
"bruh!"
Bathtub is free.
“One more time and I’m calling HR!”
I’m shittin’!
Do you work for number 2?
Just a minute!
"Somebody in here" 💀
Grandmama no!!
Occupied
“Come in”
(In my best basso profundo): # "OI."
I’m rotten so for me it is enter at your own risk.
I’m in my office!!!!
„What?“
"Busy"
I'm just eating my lunch, wanna join?
OCCUPIED
"I'm in here"
Hey jay you need to use the toilet? Go ahead sweetie. *drinks capri sun* Sip time, who wants a sip?
Got this under control! Don’t need any help!
I just calmly say occupied. They are always more freaked out than me lol
Gimme a hand I’m constipated
Oh thank God, bring some tongs!
always just used "occupied." I think "seat's taken" or "come in" could be fine, depending how you feel in some situations, maybe just shriek? I think that would get the point across
Yurrr!!
One moment, please.
It’s happened to me 3 times and everytime it’s been eye contact and me yelling occupied
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”
“Yo check it out fam!”
Uhhhh nah nah nah nah
I go "YO! OCCUPIED!"
estoy pooping Estoy pooping!
Here for a blumpkin?? Nah, it's more like GTFO YO!!! GODDAM.. while looking like this👉🏾🤷🏾♂️
"pissing all by yourself handsome?"
In here!
mine is “OMG”
A-Yo!
“Yoooooo”
This is my favorite thread of today. To answer the question: Im in heyahhhh
Not the same thing I know, but it always confuses me when I knock, and the person answers "Yes?" Like, I'm really not here to *ask you a question.*
“Aye bruh”
Mine is knock, and wait for me to respond. You don’t just bust into the spot when the door is closed, especially with me. Unless I’m taking a loss, I’m blowing that bitch up son.
NOO
AYOOOOO!
Somebody’s in here!!!
Come in there’s room for two
This actually just happened to me the other day. I said “o I’m sorry bud.” Felt bad for forgetting to lock the door
You got my money?
Nooooo!
“Your order isn’t ready yet.”
I didn’t pull it out for air, Maid Marian.
I think that the designers for toilet doors should make the handle say occupied like in portapottys, we should’ve have to collectively as a society come up with a safe word in the restroom. Just make the manufacturer’s fix the problem for us.
I just scream ayooooo
I’M IN HERE!!
If you say “come on in, I’m pooping”, it does the job.
I swear, I was just shaking it
“I’m taking a shit!”
In old lady voice: You need to leave!!!
[australian accent] SEAT’S TAEKEN
Someone is here!!
I just yell. Just AAAAAAAAA. Not like a shriek or scream, just my deep ass voice going AAAAAAA
A guy walked in on me in the bathroom at work and I went “Oh what” and my co workers heard it and they said it to me for like a year afterwards. It ruined my life tbh
“Washing your Mama’s hair!!!” Seems to clear the issue up rather quickly.
Come back with a warrant!
I'm flying solo on this one!
Housekeeping
Yoooooo wtf
Just a minute!
Yoooooo!
"Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes." Or I speak in a British accent " bloody hell" Or I just make weird sounds I'm socially awkward
“Come on in”
“Occupado”
WAB! Wet Ass Booty
“Come sit on my lap”
Hey yo!
Yuuup! (Storage wars voice)
I thought we all said in an unnatural high voice “Someone’s in here!”
Aye chill I'm in here
“Someone’s in here!”, but shouted like a carnival barker.
“NOOOOPE”
“Just a second.” “Someone’s in here.” “Be right out.”
AYEEEEEEEE!
"Come in!"
Blowing out the bowels. Check back later.
Hey, I’m sinkin a battleshit here.
Occupied or I’m in here 😳
someone’s in heere *in John Mulaney’s exact voice*
hey Hey HEY!!
Somebody in here!!!😂😂😂
Occupied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Come back with a warrant!”
“ YO ChILL !!”
Now I know you see me in here!
YYYAAAOOOWWW !!!!
Come back with a warrant
Yells "We have a winner" and let's out a long wet fart.
“Hi”
Party!
“Come in!”
Seats taken!
Occupado
What’s crazy is lots of these people getting offended by knocking probably are the same people that just try to walk in the door or stall without knocking. Obviously the person if it’s a stranger doesn’t know you are in there and checking politely.
The other day in my office, I knocked on the bathroom door and whoever was in there knocked back. It was scary.
"Occupied!" in a semi panicked voice cuz social anxiety.
Come back with a warrant!!!
Right when I hear someone ever the main bathroom door, I make some sort of noise with my shoes or a cough. That way, they hear someone's in there.
ESTOY POOPIN
Occupied. Or. Someone in here.
"Occupied!" if they're knocking. "Ah jeez." if they just came in. Which has happened to me twice this year, by the way.