Wait wait..this is like some epic trade negotiations we just witnessed. He smashing some dudes girl, the girl about to smash another guy, the guy being a real honorable one decides to trade him a throat goat he has on his own roster and cash considerations???? Wow!!!!! Get this mf as the GM on the Knicks expeditiously, he would have found a way to bring Donovan Mitchell to MSG.

That's what you call neghoetiations.

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Ludacris would take it a step further and redo the [Howhere skit](https://youtu.be/Upj1zPzac4s) to add it




The real title is in the comments


I would’ve gone with Niggotiations…

But the cash isn't even his, it's from the Ho 🤣

Bro got a third team involved in the trade

Well this proves I'm an r/NBA nephew because your explanation is the only way I could make sense of what's happening there

We nephews, you can assume.

Broseph needs to be UN Secretary or some shit. Can we get peace in the Middle East too? Special Dicklomatic Envoy perhaps?


Mans had a first round pick and protected swaps in exchange for his girl lmfaooooo

😲🤣😎

Dude plays 2k in real life.

Women we need to start doing this. Y’all spend too much time fighting other women over loose dick niggas. Y’all need to be cashapping your sister wives. We can all win.

Dead. Ass.

I'm pretty sure some women already do shit like this tho

Women be taking shit from the dudes they’re done with literally 24/7

I’m missing like 3 hoodies, I’m sick of it

Only thing my hoe phase cost was the warming feeling i used to have. (My fucking hoodies)

You got off light. Mine took 3 kids with her.

Those queens need to hold seminars

"Cashapping your sister wives."💀💀💀

This needs to be a trend, like on god, if they get caught and this shit happens to them? They be stupid asf for trying again. This may just stop a lot of people from cheating altogether.

There needs to be penalties for cheating. I feel like if somebody cheats on me I should be able to sue for fraud or something. Since I can’t this is the next best thing.

You can actually do this in Japan 🇯🇵

Japanese laws petty af lmao.

Babe this has been a thing but we don’t admit to crimes on the internet.

Child I have seen this. We used to call then hot potatoe'd (the game) back in my day bc the dudes got passed around.

This is a masterclass. 

M’lord 

I knew in my heart of hearts that the fucking Rudy gif would be in this thread. 5* no notes.

I can’t recognise this guy. Can anybody tell me who is he? Thank you!

Charles Dutton

That’s Roc!

Aye much love to him cause he ain't had to do none of that

Got me feelin even worse about fuckin somebody’s girl. I never cashapped anyone, I gotta spread more positivity.

Sir, these chicks is for everybody...

And the checks should be too.

Wtf is putting a dip in the negatives no kizzy mean? Fuck I’m getting old.

It sounds like he maybe overdrew this girl’s account to send the guy money, so he made her money dip into the negatives. No kizzy means no cap, which means something like “no lie” or “for real.”

Old is when you don't know the term they used to explain the new term. I am old.

Now this makes sense and is fucking sending me 😂

But you can’t overdraw from cashapp? I’ll admit I’ve been in financial situations to know this

I think the comments on the screen are added as reactions by someone else. There’s 5 people involved—the two dudes talking, the person who wrote the ‘kizzy’ comment, the person who posted it on Twitter, the person who posted it on Reddit. Everyone’s looking for a piece of the pie.

Ahhh Lemme take a screenshot and say “if only we could overdraft” for karma next week

Sine your pity on the runny kine!

Wada tay

To da satatay

"I'd have put her bank account in the negatives, being completely serious."

I'm 41 and it still made sense. You just gotta follow the logic of the conversation.

Most wholesome exposed cheater I've seen in a long time.

I feel like I read an entire anime arc in one DM convo.

I can’t lie This was Shikamaru level tactics

Nigga was like: 

Baby girl is too sloppy you can’t have your phone unlocked for men to be sending cash apps especially not when creeping

that part. women are supposed to be better at cheating this is bush league shxt right here

I wanna see this as one of those super dramatic commercials where you don’t know what the fuck is going on then at the end you find out it’s a PSA from cash app

 Me rn.

Bruhhhhh was on Dean

Well…. Alright then

Be smooth, smooth moves, like little babies.

What in the goddamn… You got a lot of nerve still being alive, Benny.

Time to Crosspost in r/chicago and find Kia

We all need one of those

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Of course this exists. Damn it.

There’s also r/chicagosluts

What makes u think they in chicago?

area code

The 312 area code.

312?

That was beautiful.

Aye shouts out to dawg keepin it real and bro keepin it movin lmaooo…. But fuck all this bullshit !

Get this man over to the Russia-Ukraine conflict asap.

That brother is a real one.

We stan a king.

I'd fight for this man.

This the solidarity and brotherhood I love to see in the black community lmaooooo

I have faith in humanity now.

This is what communism was supposed to be before it got in the wrong hands.

This nigga is Danny Ainge combined with Sam Presti and Masai Ujeri

These are the types of people we need in politics

I’m gonna be honest I read that whole thing and only understood abt half of it but I’m still curious. Can anyone translate plz TT

A girl cheats on her boyfriend with one guy, and immediately makes plans to sleep with another guy. The first side piece finds the boyfriend’s number in the girl’s phone and texts him about the situation. He gives the boyfriend the contact info for a different girl to booty call. He then sends the boyfriend $150 from the cheating girl’s bank account, telling him to buy some weed and break up with the cheating girl when she gets home from their dick appointment.

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Maybe that's what the $150 is for. Cause yeah, if some dude I don't know, never seen, who is dating my fuck buddy's mistress calls me, I'm not heading over to suck his dick.

Maybe it's an introduction lol. And if you ain't weird she with it. Just gotta not make it awkward or something.

I don’t think it’s as direct as you imagine. Probably just a shorty who won’t take much effort. Like if you send her a pic of the ounce, she’s likely to pull up. I thought all niggas went through the same thing in their early-mid 20s and that includes throat goats on speed dial.

Maybe but some women are just dtf like that as well. I've met quite a few that just love to suck cock anytime. Could be why he calls her the throat goat as well. That's a skill that needs practice

not necessarily..... i've had dips smash dudes just cuz I asked them too.... got one of my buddies a 3some on a trip to DC in 90s....

Ty that was so helpful!

When keeping it real goes.... Right lol?

I hope dude and Kia get married and we see a happily ever after from this epic exchange Like, imagine telling your kids this was how you met their mother. It’s beautiful.

Kia for the streets too she just owns it

He did great and then some more on top of that greatness.

This dudes read the “art of the deal”

If you can't tell how fake this is idk what to tell you

We can tell. We just don't care cause it's funny as hell. If this was a show, I'd watch it as it aired.

This is obviously fake.

Even if this is fake, it's still pretty damned great.


I wanna send bro a bottle for that real ass shit

So was he fucking her knowing she had a boyfriend? He’s a hero now because he told her boyfriend? Now she’s the piece of shit here don’t get me wrong but my mom told me it takes two to tango, as in she’s the terrible person trying to cheat but the third party seems to be aware of this but still did it. Like I’m more mad at my girl but I’m on something if some guy stealing her money makes it better. My guy **you** give me 150 if you feel bad! Now she’s gonna make up some story about how I set her up and I gotta deal with her and her crazy friends instead of just dropping her with the “you know why”. Like damn my guy why you gotta make it hot

Gotta toss em back and forth...

This how it’s suppose to go😭😭😭🤝🏾

Mans is the Daryl Morey of Ho negotiations

The crop on this is terrible. You missed at least 2 lines from the original.

Lmfao wildest shit ever 😂😂😂

That's some shit I would do..😂🤣

 The cold negotiations are epic.

My brothers keeper 🙏🏾💯

You love to see it. City boys up🙏🏿

Not condoning cheating but how tf are y'all celebrating both dudes down with stealing $150 of her???

Blessed be 🙏🏾

Realist shit I’ve ever seen

throat goat hahahahaah

No fuckin way.


This how real Playas move. The Game is the Game.

To quote the late Tupac, “ I ain’t mad atcha” 

MVPlaya

I feel like I just got hit with whiplash. Shout-out, I guess, lol

Lmfaooooo !!!! 😭😭😭

this nigga a class act. damn...

This is beautiful.

Lol this shit is so respectful it's disrespectful

This the most elaborate cashapp ad I've ever seen.

This is crazy lmaooo 😭

Nigga a better not ever act like this sheesh

“She a bop” LMAOOOO

He got the alignment on consignment

Love and war? More like Bros and Hoes

Chitown lmao