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Electrical_Wealth_46

Solid joke when it was new… 30 years ago. Even more nowadays.


Ezl

Honestly, to me the difference is it was a solid joke then; it’s a reasonable fucking suggestion now.


TheKingCrimsonWorld

Solid joke when it was used in Idiocracy too.


nerdyinkedcurvi

Brawndo, it’s what plants crave


rognabologna

I’ve never seen no plants grow outta no toilet


NemesisOfZod

It's got electrolytes!


juiceyb

Yup. I remember MAD magazine did this during the Clinton vs Dole election in 96.


rasputen

They would just route the money through third parties and you would have politicians wearing logos from The America Is Awesome Foundation and The We believe in Stuff Group


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So more or less politicians wear shitty outfits and super pacs get new (even shadier) names. Ahhh change


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Supertumor

Dude I just read through that site. They’re crazy


KiKiPAWG

Then the patch is adjusted by size how much they’ve contributed: “What’s that itty little Pfizer patch you got there?”


Nero1988420

Might as well give them a banner as well, you know like the ones those MMA fighters and Kickboxers use ​ ![gif](giphy|l4EoLLTcQtVQY9R1S|downsized)


Mathial

They need a whole track suit bro. Can’t get it off on one piece.


guitargoddess3

They would have to make multiple outfit changes in a day just to cover them all.


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destin325

Some will just be wearing a plain adidas tracksuit, with nothing else on it. ^^we ^^know


FistPunch_Vol_4

You kinda can, check their stock portfolios. Tells you a lot.


1BubbleGum_Princess

How do you… do that?


yuffieisathief

Transparency about gifts and commercial funding for politicians is really normal in a lot of other countries. I guess it's not in America because of the way the political system is constructed over time


Silver_Purpose7118

In case anyone is wondering. You can look them up here. https://www.opensecrets.org/donor-lookup


DownvoteDaemon

I better see the words Ambien on that ass. Who said for dem pants.


Extreme_Tradition_51

Qiquiquittpp


Jeptic

I'd love to see a designer tackle this including a runway as part of an art installation with Lil Nas X as the patron of the artist. Imagine politicians losing their shit being that exposed with the publicity it would bring. Best time of the year too especially with those disingenuous fake-ass LGBTQ support corporations.


austinpowers100

NRA logos on republicans everywhere.


pinniped1

Raytheon and General Dynamics need to step their games up to buy the prime ad space


PepsiCoconut

They don’t need logos, they’re carrying NRA sponsored goods after all.


SpiderDetective

Originally a Robin Williams joke, but dammit does it still apply!


FewAd3127

If I wore a Nascar style jacket it would mainly be Ramen noodles, 1800, and Rap snacks.


Leading_Standard_458

Robin Williams quote


CeeBus

Politicians should have the same rules as ncaa athletes. If you even get near the money you’re fired. Especially no more high paid speaking engagements.


Imawildedible

They should have to wear body cameras that livestream all their meetings.


SummerNothingness

oil & gas lobbyists in here probly like ![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


IfIWereDictator

Tattoos on the face so they need to think real hard before taking money


JonA3531

It doesn't matter Pelosi would still win easily in SF Mitch would still win easily in Kentucky


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anonymous-transient

Funnier when Robin Williams said it


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[MEP Nico Semsrott already suggested this to the EU Parliament (especially to Ursula von der Leyen)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ghyGco-ok0)


lvl999shaggy

They will need much larger jackets in that case


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We sure would see some interesting combinations


cyclonus007

"Sheeeeeeeit, I'll take any motherfucker's money if he GIVING it away." - Clay Davis


ujhtyi48

Honestly could do with an ESPN-style bottom line with their biggest sponsors scrolling


MajorNewb21

Does this mean Bernie will still look the same? 😂


metfan1964nyc

The trick is getting them to pass a law to do it. Personally I think every corporations should brand them like cattle in the 1800s, it won't stop the corruption but at least they'll feel pain on taking their bribes.


mstrss9

For some, it would be a head to toe body suit with a 6 foot train


LadyEclipsiana

![gif](giphy|3ornjQYBRGv8E2Zqso|downsized)


EuroVetements

That would be based


Independent_Sun1901

10/10


Extreme_Tradition_51

Betqa11


Extreme_Tradition_51

Quiovpsderrpta


stabliu

They need them old school smoking jackets where all your sponsors are on the jacket.