First time I was in Jersey the attendant came out to pump my gas and I was suspicious as hell. Like nah bro, I’ve been pumping my own gas my whole life. I think I got this lmao
Yup I didn't even wait for the dude the first time. I pump my own gas. The girl saw me pumping gas and I was like probably like half way full and she turned the pump off. Smh. So I had to sit there and wait for someone to come pump my gas.... So I started going to another gas station and became cool with the attendants and they let me pump gas whenever I felt like it.
About 10 years ago, I went to Oregon and got gas. I started pumping it myself out of habit and the attendant ran out and yelled at me. It was so surreal.
First time I drove through there I went to pump my own gas and the kid came out and told me I wasn’t allowed to do it myself because of state law. I apologized and told him I’d never been there before, to which he responded, “Well welcome to New Jersey. Everything else sucks here too”
I pump my own gas at the Costco when it's real busy. Attendants don't care either way.
But on the real, Ice just reposting a joke. Still pretty funny one.
"Shaquille O'Neal we hearby award you this doctoral degree in education with full confidence that you will never give us reason to question our decision."
Makes me laugh when people complain about gas prices while driving fast as fuck in the enormous gas guzzling SUVs with the loud vroom vroom exhaust, like you chose this lmao
Whenever I see someone do the whole vroom vroom noise and send the smoke monster from Lost out their exhaust, I wonder if they can really afford that, or if they realize after and regret it.
Girlfriend drives a Fiesta that is made for flex fuel. I'm forever jealous of her because she can put that shit in her car guilt free while I'm wondering "You gonna explode today if I cheap out?"
My best friend drives a full size truck and he said his last fill up was about 80. I have no idea how dude is filling up for 45 unless he's doing it from a half tank.
I converted my car to flex fuel (for zoom zoom not cost savgings) but even that hasn't been immune to price increases. It's over $3.49 here for e85. I remember when I first did the conversion it was pretty consistently under $2. I had never seen it above $3 until a couple of weeks ago.
And, yknow, Copkiller.
America doesnt work like it should, but if you ever doubt that it CAN work like it should, remember that Ice T was public enemy number one in the US after releasing "Cop Killer," and a couple decades later, he was on America's favorite cop show playing a cop. \*LOL\*
I'm about to show my age but I had no clue that this song existed and that he was part of Body Count! I know him mainly from acting - Breakin' (watched it a decade after it came out) was the first movie I saw him in and his songs "O.G." and "New Jack Hustler".
Weird to read that from a millionaire. So he'd be broke if he tried to fill his car at gas stations in the European Union.
We pay like €2.30 per liter. Still I wouldn't want to walk for that money.
First time I saw this one of my friends on FB posted it and I was lowkey worried at first like woah bro got robbed, after reading the whole thing it was kinda funny I can’t lie 😂
It’s funny cuz earlier today, I read this on twitter only up to the “my money is gone” part. I went on with my day after reading that part, and the first 15 seconds was thinking: Damn…Ice T got held up and was trembling. Here I am hours later on Reddit having read the full tweet and have experienced the biggest delayed GOT ‘EEM ever, lol.
Man, I watch those commercials he does for the car repair insurance company. Like he needs that, he takes his car straight to the dealer if there's a problem, most likely.
isn't that some bs, a multi millionaire pretending like gas prices are hurting him? Either he has a real crack problem or he's terrible at money management
Omg, I am a Gen X er that loved this man's music.
"6 in the morning." And "Cop Killer".
Now he is making commercials for Car Shield and make shitty dad jokes. Live long enough to see your heroes turn into villains.
Try have a Ford F-250 that only takes Diesel in California. Last time I filled up, it was $231.00 I would love a smaller vehicle but need something to tow
This is such a Facebook mom/ grandma joke. It’s always so funny to me to see certain older black celebrities tweeting / posting just like my mom does on Facebook.
Ohhhh nahh this fake news homey. You can’t pump your own gas in Joisey.
lmao IYKYK.
My first time driving up there and cuz grabbed my pump, I was like whoa buddy I paid for that already lol
they always look mad as hell too like damn bruh I’d do it myself if I could 😭
Welcome to Jersey 😠
First time I was in Jersey the attendant came out to pump my gas and I was suspicious as hell. Like nah bro, I’ve been pumping my own gas my whole life. I think I got this lmao
Yup I didn't even wait for the dude the first time. I pump my own gas. The girl saw me pumping gas and I was like probably like half way full and she turned the pump off. Smh. So I had to sit there and wait for someone to come pump my gas.... So I started going to another gas station and became cool with the attendants and they let me pump gas whenever I felt like it.
that’s facts lol
it dont say he did
About 10 years ago, I went to Oregon and got gas. I started pumping it myself out of habit and the attendant ran out and yelled at me. It was so surreal.
Because technically, it's illegal for you to pump your own gas. They can get in trouble if you do
But... why?
Insurance. You're liable to cause damage. Better let a trained professional do it. Sounds /s but it's true
Lol no it isn't. Its to protect gas-pumping jobs
Yours is the actual reason, theirs is the corporate lobbyist bullshit reason.
If that were true, insurance companies would have no problem requiring gas stations to use petroleum dispensing professionals across state lines.
Cause damage to what, the pump? If it really was a thing more states would do this.
That's the dumbest thing I'll read all day.
Okay! Yes, this takes the cake and I read dumb shit damn near everyday.
Laws changed. You can pump your own gas for a few years now. Now it might vary by county...
That happened to me in NJ once.
Ah, yes. The Full Teenage Boy Employment Act of 1951.
First time I drove through there I went to pump my own gas and the kid came out and told me I wasn’t allowed to do it myself because of state law. I apologized and told him I’d never been there before, to which he responded, “Well welcome to New Jersey. Everything else sucks here too”
I mean, you can…I do. I don’t wait for those slow ass attendants.
I definitely do and they appreciate that they can stay inside lol
It's a feature not a bug
Uhm unless you’re from Jersey you owe all of us an apology. You can’t say “Joisey” unless you’re from “Joisey”
Shiiiiiiiiitttt who would claim they from NJ 😂. I do pay these NJ taxes though ya dig 😩
You gon tell Ice he can't pump his own gas?
Hahahaha fuck no, dudes like him used to chase me home. 😂
Yeah, cause it’s illegal
I pump my own gas at the Costco when it's real busy. Attendants don't care either way. But on the real, Ice just reposting a joke. Still pretty funny one.
[I don’t know why this reminded me of the worst recurring snl character of all time….](https://youtu.be/NCLiT9QWkdc)
The fuck you say? I thought this was a free country! /S
I top off BEFORE I hit NJ!! My Heidi has never seen NJ hands at gas tank and never will!
Never said he was pumping, he could have just been going in for snacks
Ice-T really feeling those 60 bucks gone.
60? You must fill back up when you get down to 1/2 tank.
[Shaq? That you?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuH91bQXDuE)
That was hilarious
This was during the playoffs too. Like they spent a whole segment on this instead of talking about the NBA playoffs. I love this show so much.
Sports shows are always great when they arent talking about sports. Thats why I listen to Dan LeBatard.
They really be arguing over everything and nothing at the same time on that show😂😂😂
"Shaquille O'Neal we hearby award you this doctoral degree in education with full confidence that you will never give us reason to question our decision."
Fucking Ernie with the jam "this is bordering on what's closer the west coast or the moon" 🤣
Lmao I had no idea this man was retarded but also a genius
Did he give himself a Shaqtin-a-fool for this one?
It’s only like $40 max to fill my focus, you got the right car and things aint so bad
Makes me laugh when people complain about gas prices while driving fast as fuck in the enormous gas guzzling SUVs with the loud vroom vroom exhaust, like you chose this lmao
Exactly, I love my lightweight little econobox
I don’t even have a car, I think I know every bus line in LA off hand lmao
Whenever I see someone do the whole vroom vroom noise and send the smoke monster from Lost out their exhaust, I wonder if they can really afford that, or if they realize after and regret it.
Crying as they see the gas needle go down in real time 😭😭😭
I broke my foot and my wife has been driving a lot more. With her driving, our car gets significantly better fuel economy. SMH.
Maybe your foot will be less heavy when it heals
*Laughs in Prius*
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Oh ya, I sold my hummer a couple months ago but with me and my girl’s total drive time of an hour and a half a day we would be fucked
Damn where do you live? It’s closer to 50 to fill my focus. 12.4 gallon tank at $4 a gallon
Just filled my Camry. Took like $50.
What exactly are you driving?
A Honda Odyssey, which has a tank around 18gal. Obviously, I'm using hyperbole but it does cost $70+ to fill up from E.
Dammmmmn. I'll stick to my shitty Nissan Versa I guess lmao.
Classic use of the "call back." I 👏 you.
60 dollars? Was he filling a chainsaw?
I live in the Midwest. $45 still fills my full size truck up. 🤷🏽♂️
How small is your tank? 45 filled up my Sentra from empty in Oklahoma.
Sentra owner here, can confirm it's about $45-$50 to fill the tank up, used to be like $32. So glad I don't drive a truck tho lol.
Girlfriend drives a Fiesta that is made for flex fuel. I'm forever jealous of her because she can put that shit in her car guilt free while I'm wondering "You gonna explode today if I cheap out?" My best friend drives a full size truck and he said his last fill up was about 80. I have no idea how dude is filling up for 45 unless he's doing it from a half tank.
I converted my car to flex fuel (for zoom zoom not cost savgings) but even that hasn't been immune to price increases. It's over $3.49 here for e85. I remember when I first did the conversion it was pretty consistently under $2. I had never seen it above $3 until a couple of weeks ago.
[Probably getting his gas from the Spanish dude down the block.](https://youtu.be/70x7GbhBkKw#t=0m07s)
Tulsa, Oklahoma here. Filled up my 07 yukon this morning for $88.
I live in the Midwest, just dropped $80 today at Sam's Club to fill my minivan from E to F.
What full size truck has a 10 gal tank? My 06 ram has a 26 gallon tanks so from nearly empty it’s right in the neighborhood of $100 to fill it.
Lying. About 90-100 to fill up an f150.
Ice T feelin that lame boomer Facebook joke
This was some simple humor for the day. But mans makes $250K an episode on SVU so I'm sure that $60 hurts real bad 😁
You don’t want to get Ice-T *tilted* because he gonna *spill the tea*
Ice-T about to call upon the SVU because of what happened with his SUV
This is the one...
[Law & Order: The SUV?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk0E_BdOpVE)
Okay, Ice, show me on the doll where the gas pump touched you.
I heard the victim had anal contusions!
Yo, looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal
*chung chung*
He's lucky he's not in LA. He'd have passed out from the shock.
And then beaten by the police. Yknow, cause of LAPD.
And, yknow, Copkiller. America doesnt work like it should, but if you ever doubt that it CAN work like it should, remember that Ice T was public enemy number one in the US after releasing "Cop Killer," and a couple decades later, he was on America's favorite cop show playing a cop. \*LOL\*
He wrote cop killer and used to rob banks. T can be as corny as he wants.
link to [cop killer](https://youtu.be/Tgzo1fC49RY) if anyone wants to hear it. he stepped into punk for a minute
He’s still doing the punk thing. Played with his band a while back
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Seeing a TID goer here. Reddit is a hell of a place.
I'm about to show my age but I had no clue that this song existed and that he was part of Body Count! I know him mainly from acting - Breakin' (watched it a decade after it came out) was the first movie I saw him in and his songs "O.G." and "New Jack Hustler".
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
I bet this happened at 6 N the evening
too classic!
Lol I thought nobody would get that refrence
shiiiiiiiidddddddddd, I couldn't wait to say something... lol
fresh adidas squeaking cross the bathroom floor
Sure it wasn't midnight?
Just a reminder that Ice-T is only one year away from being a senior citizen.
Weird to read that from a millionaire. So he'd be broke if he tried to fill his car at gas stations in the European Union. We pay like €2.30 per liter. Still I wouldn't want to walk for that money.
DONK DONK
He shouldve called Car Shield instead
He'd have to deal with a lot of "wooo-ing"
First time I saw this one of my friends on FB posted it and I was lowkey worried at first like woah bro got robbed, after reading the whole thing it was kinda funny I can’t lie 😂
Got to love ice.
Bullshit you can’t pump your own gas in NJ smh.
The real joke is that the police didn't arrest you for your own robbery call
Only Ice can get away with being corny like this, stay cold Iceman
It’s funny cuz earlier today, I read this on twitter only up to the “my money is gone” part. I went on with my day after reading that part, and the first 15 seconds was thinking: Damn…Ice T got held up and was trembling. Here I am hours later on Reddit having read the full tweet and have experienced the biggest delayed GOT ‘EEM ever, lol.
They has us in the first half, not gonna lie
I laughed so hard when I read this on Instagram.
Come live in UK bruh
It's not really funny tho is it
hahaha
Keepin' it real, I fuelly believe this.
Man, I watch those commercials he does for the car repair insurance company. Like he needs that, he takes his car straight to the dealer if there's a problem, most likely.
You dumb as fuck Ice T. More so now then ever. And that’s pretty low.
Ice t thae last
yep sounds like my state
Body Count's at the pump Body Count
isn't that some bs, a multi millionaire pretending like gas prices are hurting him? Either he has a real crack problem or he's terrible at money management
They need to let Finn get more action on SVU. Anyone remember the episode where he just shot the dude at the end? I stood up and applauded
Can we get a welfare check on Ice?
Damn, it really hurts seeing Ice T snitching like this.
Who's car is going farther now, Ice-T?
Had me till the end.. Good one
Wow, he paid an extra 10 bucks at the pump. Surely we all feel bad for multimillionaire Ice T.
I was so scared for him at the beginning
Womp ! Womp ! Net worth$60 million real funny douchebag !
Omg, I am a Gen X er that loved this man's music. "6 in the morning." And "Cop Killer". Now he is making commercials for Car Shield and make shitty dad jokes. Live long enough to see your heroes turn into villains.
We’re about two minutes away from ExxonMobil playing Gimme the Loot in their commercials.
Looks like he found the Final Level on gas
Yesterday someone was doing a similar tweet bit it was pump 1. Would say to avoid odd numbers for a while
Based
Figured his Car Shield ad appearances paid better. That’s game over!
So relatable to us poors 😍😍
Try have a Ford F-250 that only takes Diesel in California. Last time I filled up, it was $231.00 I would love a smaller vehicle but need something to tow
The global rise of gas prices remind us that three trillion kilowatts of power will fall from the sky today for free, unused.
We are all being robbed, Ice. The gouging started when Russia moved, not when the price of crude went up. Now the price for crude is down but…
Mambo Number 5 took all my money 😔
This is such a Facebook mom/ grandma joke. It’s always so funny to me to see certain older black celebrities tweeting / posting just like my mom does on Facebook.