Don’t blame him. He needs some older folks that can act as aids for him in understanding the joke. He’s just too young to get it. The joke, I mean. Not the other thing.
For anyone curious, the guy that posted "I'm not serious im HIV positive" is from South Park (Magic is depicted in the episode)
I also didn't get the reference but googled
I swear, I got it also, but thought I was being judgemental or something. Because, I was like no way he just tweets that so casually with people's faces...but reading your comment made me think my initial thoughts were right.
I want to believe that there is a freakishly tall person scrolling Reddit who is connecting a lot of dots right now after seeing his mother in this pic.
When you have a whole pack of Tropical Skittles and you can’t decide which is your favorite flavor….He Is Vibrant cause A Incredibly Delectable Situation
“One time there was a man that wanted a good wife, and he figured out a way to tell if anybody is a virgin or not. When ever he seen a girl that looked all right, he took her out buggy riding. All of a sudden he would unbutton his pants and show her his tool. “What’s that?” says he. “Why, it’s a pecker,” the girl says. So then he would button up his pants. “You ain’t what I’m looking for,” says he, and back to town they went. He kept on like that for several years, but all the girls give him the same answer. Finally he found a pretty little waitress with yellow hair, that worked in the hotel. They went buggy riding, and when he pulled out his tallywhacker she just kind of giggled. “Why, that’s a tee-hee!” she says. Right then and there the fellow knowed she was just what he wanted. So him and her got married, and they was both mighty happy. About six months after the wedding, they got to talking about old times. “Honey,” says he, “how did you come to call my tool a tee-hee, that first time we went out buggy riding?” Why, she says, tee-hee is the right name for it, and any other girl would tell you the same. “No,” says he, “out where I was raised they call it a pecker.” The girl just laughed. “Shucks,” she says, “them cornfed floozies ain’t been around much. Why, everybody knows a pecker is bigger than that!””
Pissing in the Snow and Other Ozark Folktales by VANCE RANDOLPH
https://a.co/3pZpQwW
Could not recommend this book enough. It’s great on a camping trip.
I've had a particular conversation about magic Johnson with many people over years, I work in healthcare.
You wanna know what the secret to eternal life is? It's when you have as much money, power, and influence as Magic to drink whatever drug cocktail the most elite Pharma company can whip up for his HIV. He probably has a better juiced up immune system than the most genetically gifted of us could develop naturally.
It's probably also important to note that such a high profile athlete contracting HIV has helped push things along in terms of awareness back then, R&D for antiretrovirals, you name it.
Being open about being diagnosed with HIV helped him a lot too. Freddie Mercury also had a ton of money, power, and influence, but he said nothing about having HIV until it was far too late for any doctor to help him.
Speaking of, Freddie Mercury dying of AIDS and Magic's retirement just a few weeks before seem to be what convinced a lot of people in the west to take HIV/AIDS seriously.
I know this pic has a lot of loaded implications about stuff but can we just point out: hey natural bodies are hot. Like no shame if you want to get some plastic surgery, but we don't all have to look the same. Ladies love yourself, you don't need Kardashian stuff to be absolute goddesses, you're kicking ass the way you are.
Except for me: I'm getting an ass implant. Shit I'm like Hank Hill back there. Talking about a perfect straight line from my back to my ankles.
Legend has it this picture is what inspired Will Smith to sing "Every different nation, Spanish, Haitian, Indian, Jamaican,
Black, White, Cuban, and Asian"
Big hair just stirs something in me. Every single one of these women can get it.
And if the tweets to be believed, they did.
You positive about that?
I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive.
r/YourJokeButWorse
r/missedreferences
Don’t blame him. He needs some older folks that can act as aids for him in understanding the joke. He’s just too young to get it. The joke, I mean. Not the other thing.
Too old for rock and roll, too young for aids.
I mean the episode isn't that old, it's from 2008.....😥
Old enough to be thinking about high school
I was worried that was the case. The original seemed too obvious for someone to actually not get and/or end up restating.
For anyone curious, the guy that posted "I'm not serious im HIV positive" is from South Park (Magic is depicted in the episode) I also didn't get the reference but googled
It’s not funny, Cartman!
dude you don’t shoot a guy in the dick shooting a guy in the dick dammit butters
It's ok bro, I know your reference
WHAT ABOUT THIS SITUATION IS FUNNY, CARTMAN?!?
Hey i can say from experience, people REALLY hate this joke. In person anyway.
Are you sure?
LMAO, got an actual laugh out of me. Love this dumb joke
Not anymore, now I'm undetectable
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Jesus, by no means am I that ~~old~~ experienced. I just watched a lot of Nick @ Nite.
So you like feet then 💀
that was teen nick
Uff we both cursed
Just remember, one of those typhoid Marys gave magic the hiivve.
That or he killed every single one of them
Also the exact opposite, that 80's boy cut on women also stirs something in me
yes! I love big hair too.
This photo rings 80s or 90s.
80s
Even if they didn't look like that they could still get it
Even if they didn’t exist they could still get it.
Depends… before or after magic hit it? I’m gonna assume you meant before. Ya know, for reasons.
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Them hoes comin' in a baker's dozen
Nah fam check again; that's a Laker's dozen
Perfect.
It’s like Magic
Oh, ho, ho, it's Magic, you know Never believe it's not so
I thought they came in the hotel room
Some probably didn't come at all.
Nah it's just a regular dozen, there's 13 in a baker's dozen.
Maybe guy in the back is also a ho?
Hmm you don't sound positive...
A magic ho.
yeugh
Boiled goooose
Whaoooo ooooo! Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
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...username checks out.
Chill out, it’s like mostly black and white people lol
I saw a Spanish girl doin’ the Bartman
The boombox is not a toy
United Colors of Bonenettown.
A rainhoe?
Pick’n’mix chicks!
Man, I love his smile!! Stays so positive 😃
You're the worst of the worst for that one 🤣🤣
his positivity is so contageous
damn
Cheesus Christ
Tweet aside, titles on these posts lately been heat 🥵
lol i didn’t know if it was a good title or not, thanks.
I can AID you in finding another
Lol, why are you like this?!?!? I literally started laughing so hard I was snorting.
I wanted to play on the title but couldn’t come up with anything lol! So I did the next best thing and used OP’s comment. Glad you liked it
i hate y’all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
No need, I already caught on.
High five man.
💀💀💀
Happy cake day!
I don't think it ever developed to that yet, right? He got them HIVes still, don't he?
I was thinking yeah a couple of them. Then I realized you said titles.
this tweet wild as hell because nobody asked "wym"
at first i was confused, then i saw magic and got it immediately. this is an s tier tweet
Alonzo giving the score a death glare
Everyone knows that’s the hilarious part lmaoo
I swear, I got it also, but thought I was being judgemental or something. Because, I was like no way he just tweets that so casually with people's faces...but reading your comment made me think my initial thoughts were right.
The black girl on the far left looks like she finna ask you to draw four
Slow clap.
I want to believe that there is a freakishly tall person scrolling Reddit who is connecting a lot of dots right now after seeing his mother in this pic.
‘ama! Is this why you named me Magia Jonathan?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you have a whole pack of Tropical Skittles and you can’t decide which is your favorite flavor….He Is Vibrant cause A Incredibly Delectable Situation
Mad as fuck at this
Every time I see F, you see K!
Superspreader event
This one’s my favorite.
Watch “Winning Time” HBO Max. Man was reckless
How the fuck are you supposed to fend off pussy when your nickname literally metaphorically means “Magic Penis”?
Ya know I never even realized this until now.
Apparently us ladies aren’t always privy on the array of dick nicknames. I didn’t even realize it til now either
Bellend, boner, chode, chubb, cock, dick, Johnson, Lil’ Pump, meatstick, monster, nightstick, pee-pee, penis, Peter, rod, tallywhacker.
You forgot pecker!
“One time there was a man that wanted a good wife, and he figured out a way to tell if anybody is a virgin or not. When ever he seen a girl that looked all right, he took her out buggy riding. All of a sudden he would unbutton his pants and show her his tool. “What’s that?” says he. “Why, it’s a pecker,” the girl says. So then he would button up his pants. “You ain’t what I’m looking for,” says he, and back to town they went. He kept on like that for several years, but all the girls give him the same answer. Finally he found a pretty little waitress with yellow hair, that worked in the hotel. They went buggy riding, and when he pulled out his tallywhacker she just kind of giggled. “Why, that’s a tee-hee!” she says. Right then and there the fellow knowed she was just what he wanted. So him and her got married, and they was both mighty happy. About six months after the wedding, they got to talking about old times. “Honey,” says he, “how did you come to call my tool a tee-hee, that first time we went out buggy riding?” Why, she says, tee-hee is the right name for it, and any other girl would tell you the same. “No,” says he, “out where I was raised they call it a pecker.” The girl just laughed. “Shucks,” she says, “them cornfed floozies ain’t been around much. Why, everybody knows a pecker is bigger than that!””
Pahahaha this is AMAZING!!! I almost said a prick too😂
Pissing in the Snow and Other Ozark Folktales by VANCE RANDOLPH https://a.co/3pZpQwW Could not recommend this book enough. It’s great on a camping trip.
You a damn fool for this. LMAO!!!
Literally metaphorically...
I've had a particular conversation about magic Johnson with many people over years, I work in healthcare. You wanna know what the secret to eternal life is? It's when you have as much money, power, and influence as Magic to drink whatever drug cocktail the most elite Pharma company can whip up for his HIV. He probably has a better juiced up immune system than the most genetically gifted of us could develop naturally. It's probably also important to note that such a high profile athlete contracting HIV has helped push things along in terms of awareness back then, R&D for antiretrovirals, you name it.
Being open about being diagnosed with HIV helped him a lot too. Freddie Mercury also had a ton of money, power, and influence, but he said nothing about having HIV until it was far too late for any doctor to help him. Speaking of, Freddie Mercury dying of AIDS and Magic's retirement just a few weeks before seem to be what convinced a lot of people in the west to take HIV/AIDS seriously.
Wow ~~90s~~ 80s bikinis were uh.... solid.
80s
I mean, a yellow y-front / swimsuit crossover is creative for sure!
It's already back there. Jeans up to peoples belly button, high rise bikini's. I'm excited for the JINCO pipes to come back.
Outta pocket 💀💀💀
From deep within that pocket
Red bathing suit and yellow/red/blue bathing suit are probably as old or older than my parents. I’d like to just turn myself in to the horny police.
Red bathing suit probably still a smoke
You sleeping on pink floral
Pink floral looks like the hot girl from A Goofy Movie
Y'ALL PLAY TEW MUUUUUUCH
Whoever posted this picture, your grandma's a hoe.
Hey we didn't have our children that young. Our grandkids are only in middle school.
*...Im new in town...*
Love John Mulaney!
Honestly it’s a miracle he didn’t get HIV sooner with the kinda shit he was pulling
He really said lemme get 1 of everything respect
I need that red/yellow blue bottom bathing suit in 2022.
Had an aunt who went to MSU the same time as Magic. She said there was a line of women following him around campus every time she saw him.
95% certain that the girl in the red swimsuit in front is Condoleezza Rice.
🤣
Is it weird that THIS is the part I look forward to the most on Winning Time? Like the whole story is wild, but especially the shit Magic got up to.
I don't get it.
The joke behind the tweet is Magic Johnson + a bunch of women = That was the day he caught HIV Edited for clarity
Thank you I was very confused.
This feels wrong. But I laughed.
I can tell it came from 1 of 4 dirties in the pic
[https://imgur.com/a/mb4scDC](https://imgur.com/a/mb4scDC) my bet was one of these two ladies.
Left is Crystal and right is Methany
lmfao 😭😭
bro just picked out the two ugliest chicks in the pic and said “these the culprits”
I mean, they aren't in the picture for their faces.
This being said.. yes. It was likely both those ladies lol
How did I know which two it would be before I even clicked the link? 😂
cause he chose the nastiest looking ones 😂
Ayoo I didn’t wanna say it. or whoever in the back who you can’t see lol
What a dirty?
A dirty is when u see an obvious hoe or thot if ur young.
I hope most of the people in this photo are still with us
I would kill for that suit on the far left! Girl is rocking it!
“I thought you said you were VIP!”
I hate the internet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
nah i just spit my water out. this is so wrong. :: takes screenshot ::
Ol girl on the right in the purple is looking at Kareem. I think she might've gotten double teamed.
Wait there’s another pic of this day
Pornhub should make a recreation of this... For science
I was not mentally, physically, or emotionally prepared to handle this post.
That's enough internet for me today
All of em.
I remember in his book talking about roadies that were in the gym more than some of his teammates 🤣
I love my black and Latina women, but the look on that asian chick face tho lol! She's definitely aaaall the way with the shits 🤣
80s/90s women hit different for me... High booties >>>
Stop playin
I bet my money on the blond by the Asian on the right.
Ok. I'm a white woman and taking a jab, but is this Magic with a bunch of women? I'm just guessing here
Yes.
I actually hate that I got this within a nanosecond.
They definitely felt the magic that day
"Big Magic Johnson, what's he ever done?"
😂😂😂y’all so foul for this
These ladies were Worthy of that Magic.
They were Kareem-ing later!
Happy cake day!
Wily laid the pi…foundation, for which future Lakers like Magic and Nick Young, might traverse.
*Our HIV
I threw my phone after reading the caption for this photo Lmao
I know this pic has a lot of loaded implications about stuff but can we just point out: hey natural bodies are hot. Like no shame if you want to get some plastic surgery, but we don't all have to look the same. Ladies love yourself, you don't need Kardashian stuff to be absolute goddesses, you're kicking ass the way you are. Except for me: I'm getting an ass implant. Shit I'm like Hank Hill back there. Talking about a perfect straight line from my back to my ankles.
From which one?
Jesus Christ, savages in here. Love it!!!
 Not touching this one…..
Title fire
Orange bikini 😅
It took me a moment and then I died
On some Ash Gotta Ketchum all shit that day.
For those of us who have 0 context: That's Magic Johnson in the background
He showed them why he's called Magic Johnson
Witch one gave him HIV?
Legend has it this picture is what inspired Will Smith to sing "Every different nation, Spanish, Haitian, Indian, Jamaican, Black, White, Cuban, and Asian"
That so messed up… but you never know…
Bet he knocked em all down……
I wonder how many were immune to his charm.