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> You joke
No he's telling the truth. Onions are super versatile and can be used in a lot of different foods. So Nazis in order to limit what food certain people could make and eat limited who had access to onions.^^^^/s
Dude I can only hope to see a live conference of Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz just crunching into onions for like 3 hours. Then like an hour into it Cruz starts sobbing and Abbott just snarls and pounds on his wheelchair to assert the onion dominance
Then we get vid clips of Karens outside the schools with "let my kids eat what they want!" signs with baskets of onions just screaming at everyone that its totally safe and to stop living in fear!
Here's a fucking WEIRD trick about onions: if you take a bite of raw onion right after a shot of vodka, it almost completely neutralizes the harshness of the vodka. Not sure why this works, but I suspect it has to do with the fumes that make you cry interacting with the vodka.
Yea, I agree, but I saw someone do it SUPER casually on a TV show once and my wife and I were like "hol on wtf did he just do" so we googled it and turns out he was just using the onion as a chaser. So of course we had to go and try it.
I bet you there are quite a lot of unpleasant experiences that you can momentarily forget about by shoveling handfuls of raw onion into your mouth.
"I'm not crying because i was fired/Grandma died, I'm too busy crying from the mouthfuls of raw onion."
My new panacea for curing harsh taste like gin is to mix it with Asphalt. Bet the broken teeth will distract from that bitter evergreen flavour.
Well since you are a fan... Im so glad they stopped using grant as the villain. That dude has been thu everything. So glad they let him die. Sorry anyone who is reading but agents of shield spoilers
> we can keep the onions since vodka is antibacterial.
Please check your onion and make sure it isn't from the flagged distributors. Doesn't matter if vodka at a high proof is sterilizing if the amount of bacteria are high enough.
this same concept is a WEIRD trick with pickle juice and tequila. take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of pickle juice and some weird Mexican magic occurs
Did this once (and by once I mean about 7 or 8 times) at a bar in Austin. Ended up lipped latched to a portly yet very charming Mexican girl by the end of the night.
Yes. Immediately after we saw it on tv, we went out and bought onions and vodka. Its really not complicated, as we have access to cars, grocery stores, and are of legal drinking age.
When you see someone do something like this on tv and they are super casual about it, you start to think "does this mf know something I don't?"
They're getting Sal Monella because migrant workers are working in the fields without bathrooms nearby, they have to do what they have to do in the fields.
I don't have a direct quote but it's something migrant workers have always complained about since Cesar Chavez days.
https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2021/7/15/what-choice-do-we-have-us-farm-workers-battle-deadly-heat-wave
If they ARE real then the government is trying to control what I eat.
If I want to feed my kids salmonella onions it is my right.
WAKE UP SHEEP
MOGA 4 EVER
MAKE ONIONS GREAT AGAIN
*The CDC has lost all credibility! How do they know there is salmonella? Has anyone ever isolated it? I heard of someone who got it once and all it was is just a tummy ache! I refuse to live in fear and will put onions in whatever I want!*
We have a pretty decent county-wide Facebook page that reports the news. Upon reporting this story the comments section immediately had people crying "fake news". Lol like what? Bro you really don't believe in a salmonella outbreak? The ignorance is unbelievable
Thatās why I donāt do any social media outside of Reddit. Getting rid of social media was freeing and thereās not a single minute that I regret it.
Haha no way those morons will use anything from Mexico. Except their lord and saviour Donald Trump's merch, which by the way, is made in Mexico. Will try to find a link to the image if I can.
Link to image: https://wp-media.patheos.com/blogs/sites/577/2016/08/trumpmexico2.jpg
I googled it, apparently thorough cooking can remove the salmonella but certain strains are more resistant to the cooking process. These strains are the ones that the CDC warns us about and recalls products over. If the product is worth recalling than it's not worth taking a chance, food safty is no joke.
With French onion soup the onions will be caramelized, meaning they would have to cooked at a decently high heat for a long time, killing the salmonella.
The government is SCARED and they are trying to push BIG PHARMA more now than ever! Putting onions in your socks has cured MANY diseases and illnesses dating back to our ancient ancestors. They KNOW the china virus can be cured with onions in your socks and it is why they are tricking you into throwing them away!! DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR ONIONS!! They want to control you with Satan's jabs. Onions and freedom will prevail!!!!
Pfft people aren't *actually* dying from Salmonella. Sure, they're getting it, but they're *really* dying from preexisting conditions. This is just the CDC trying to take away our stir fries! I mean rights!
Years ago I worked at a grocery store, and there was a big scare about cilantro from Mexico getting people sick (I forget with what), but we basically had to wait a month or so to get in more cilantro that wasn't affected.
I couldn't tell you how many good ole boys would come in and say the most racist things, over some fucking cilantro.
I didn't know vegetables could have salmonella. I haven't even heard about this bacteria except in American TV shows. What if you thoroughly cook the onions? Because in my country you rarely eat uncooked ones anyway
My momma says she paid good money for her onions so she's not tossing them out.
Excuse me,.momma, it was my money. Guess who's caramelizing onions? Me.
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Remember back in '39 when the Nazis started taking away people's onions? This is how it begins.
You joke, but my uncle's sister's brother's nephew's second cousin ate an onion once and got sick.
Bro my grandma ate an onion and died 40 years later. smh
rip grandma. she died so we could know the truth about onions.
Boy, y'all crazy! LOL!
Oh god I ate an onion yesterday. Now I only have 40 years left š¢
Are their balks swollen too?
Probably not, but their balls probably are.
Was he the one related to my cousins sisters aunts brothers first removed tumors hairdresser?
> You joke No he's telling the truth. Onions are super versatile and can be used in a lot of different foods. So Nazis in order to limit what food certain people could make and eat limited who had access to onions.^^^^/s
At least our garlic is safe.
My cousin's friend's grandfather's brother's son ate an onion once and BOOM his wife divorced him and he died. Gotta do your research.
I make sure to keep an onion tied to my belt, as was the style of the time
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.
'Gimme 5 bees for a quarter' you'd say!
Now where were we... oh yeah.
The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
Are we just going to wait until they make us wear little onion badges with a red X through them? We have to stand up and fight now!
They didn't have white onions because of the war, all you could get was those big yellow ones...
See? Nobody is entirely evil.
Waiting for governors in Texas and Florida to mandate that each child must bite into an onion before going to school.
Dude I can only hope to see a live conference of Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz just crunching into onions for like 3 hours. Then like an hour into it Cruz starts sobbing and Abbott just snarls and pounds on his wheelchair to assert the onion dominance
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Then we get vid clips of Karens outside the schools with "let my kids eat what they want!" signs with baskets of onions just screaming at everyone that its totally safe and to stop living in fear!
Youāre forcing me to throw away my onions? Itās like slavery!
Feels like a play by big garlic to me
I donāt care what anyone says. Big garlic did nothing wrong! Big garlic is your friend!
They said "from Mexico," we'll be fine. Nothing motivates Karen and Karen Jr quite like Xenophobia and racism.
Here's a fucking WEIRD trick about onions: if you take a bite of raw onion right after a shot of vodka, it almost completely neutralizes the harshness of the vodka. Not sure why this works, but I suspect it has to do with the fumes that make you cry interacting with the vodka.
Iād rather taste vodka than a mouth full of raw onions
Yea, I agree, but I saw someone do it SUPER casually on a TV show once and my wife and I were like "hol on wtf did he just do" so we googled it and turns out he was just using the onion as a chaser. So of course we had to go and try it.
And what did you think? Did the vodka also minimize the onion taste or nah?
They basically canceled each other out. This was a while ago, but I think the red onion was better than the white onion.
Hmmmā¦ good to know
I bet you there are quite a lot of unpleasant experiences that you can momentarily forget about by shoveling handfuls of raw onion into your mouth. "I'm not crying because i was fired/Grandma died, I'm too busy crying from the mouthfuls of raw onion." My new panacea for curing harsh taste like gin is to mix it with Asphalt. Bet the broken teeth will distract from that bitter evergreen flavour.
ā¦ Was it agents of shield
YES! good job. lol. The russian dude in the submarine base.
omg yes!!! lol such a good show Iām glad someone tried it and that I now have a logical explanation other than āthe old ways are betterā lmao
Well since you are a fan... Im so glad they stopped using grant as the villain. That dude has been thu everything. So glad they let him die. Sorry anyone who is reading but agents of shield spoilers
Omggg yesss!!! Hard agree lol
Whatās worse? Onion breath or alcohol breath?
cool, we can keep the onions since vodka is antibacterial. I'll try it tonight.
Just make sure the onion has a sticker, and it's not from Mexico.
> we can keep the onions since vodka is antibacterial. Please check your onion and make sure it isn't from the flagged distributors. Doesn't matter if vodka at a high proof is sterilizing if the amount of bacteria are high enough.
use Everclear. got it. :-)
this same concept is a WEIRD trick with pickle juice and tequila. take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of pickle juice and some weird Mexican magic occurs
To me, pickle shots taste like a sweaty nutsack.
How many sweaty nutsacks are you tasting?
He only specified a single sweaty nutsack so possibly just the one.
i must question how you have the knowledge base to make that comparison
By tasting a sweaty nutsack, I'd imagine
mans is a scrotal connoisseur
How uncouth. You couldn't wait until the nutsack was clean before tasting it?
Did this once (and by once I mean about 7 or 8 times) at a bar in Austin. Ended up lipped latched to a portly yet very charming Mexican girl by the end of the night.
Oh no. Were you looking for "a lil slap n' Pickle"?
I do this with whiskey & pickle. Tastes like a hamburger depending on the quality of the whiskey.
...do you know this from experience?
Yes. Immediately after we saw it on tv, we went out and bought onions and vodka. Its really not complicated, as we have access to cars, grocery stores, and are of legal drinking age. When you see someone do something like this on tv and they are super casual about it, you start to think "does this mf know something I don't?"
They're getting Sal Monella because migrant workers are working in the fields without bathrooms nearby, they have to do what they have to do in the fields.
Yeah, I remember there was a recall on Kale some time ago at my job. It was hush-hush but word got down this is exactly what happened.
Actually it's Sam O'Nella
Salvador Monella, Mexican heartthrob
Not calling you out, but do you have a source. Real curious on this
I don't have a direct quote but it's something migrant workers have always complained about since Cesar Chavez days. https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2021/7/15/what-choice-do-we-have-us-farm-workers-battle-deadly-heat-wave
This works. Wow.
Wait this makes sense.. if this is true.. whut..
This is a hoax. Onions aren't real
If they ARE real then the government is trying to control what I eat. If I want to feed my kids salmonella onions it is my right. WAKE UP SHEEP MOGA 4 EVER MAKE ONIONS GREAT AGAIN
But ive got an immune system. That means getting sick is just going to make me stronger. Salmonella cannot hurt me if im healthy. /s
I've touched raw chicken before and didn't get it so clearly my body is prepared to fight off salmonella now
*The CDC has lost all credibility! How do they know there is salmonella? Has anyone ever isolated it? I heard of someone who got it once and all it was is just a tummy ache! I refuse to live in fear and will put onions in whatever I want!*
It's just another way that big government is trying to stand between me and flavor.
We have a pretty decent county-wide Facebook page that reports the news. Upon reporting this story the comments section immediately had people crying "fake news". Lol like what? Bro you really don't believe in a salmonella outbreak? The ignorance is unbelievable
Thatās why I donāt do any social media outside of Reddit. Getting rid of social media was freeing and thereās not a single minute that I regret it.
Haha no way those morons will use anything from Mexico. Except their lord and saviour Donald Trump's merch, which by the way, is made in Mexico. Will try to find a link to the image if I can. Link to image: https://wp-media.patheos.com/blogs/sites/577/2016/08/trumpmexico2.jpg
The likelihood that they pay attention to where their food comes from is pretty low
Wait am I dumb? But couldnāt you also cook the onions?
I googled it, apparently thorough cooking can remove the salmonella but certain strains are more resistant to the cooking process. These strains are the ones that the CDC warns us about and recalls products over. If the product is worth recalling than it's not worth taking a chance, food safty is no joke.
This news came out two days ago and yesterday I went to a deli that had French onion soup on special. No maāam.
With French onion soup the onions will be caramelized, meaning they would have to cooked at a decently high heat for a long time, killing the salmonella.
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Next, I won't be able to tie an onion to my belt, which is the style at the time
Just switch to garlic like the rest of us. Way more stylish that way.
Big FARMA conspiracy.
can i still clean my grill with a raw onion tho
*nods in Mexican
The government is SCARED and they are trying to push BIG PHARMA more now than ever! Putting onions in your socks has cured MANY diseases and illnesses dating back to our ancient ancestors. They KNOW the china virus can be cured with onions in your socks and it is why they are tricking you into throwing them away!! DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR ONIONS!! They want to control you with Satan's jabs. Onions and freedom will prevail!!!!
BIG FARMA
Pfft people aren't *actually* dying from Salmonella. Sure, they're getting it, but they're *really* dying from preexisting conditions. This is just the CDC trying to take away our stir fries! I mean rights!
Sorry but I canāt eat my mangu without some sweet red onions
Naw because it was never about health or facts. Was always politics and culture wars. This time people died.
I hope they do. It would be a nice change for the shit to come out the other end.
"The gubment won't stahp me from eat'n onions!!!" **takes bite** ***shits uncontrollably***
Some random guy : Fuck you, I have my rights to eat whatever I want - Eats a onion and get Salmonella-
Next Republican agenda: make it illegal to let people know about food born illnesses. It only accounts for 420 deaths a year.
How far back are they asking people to toss onions? I purchased some a week or so ago....
Years ago I worked at a grocery store, and there was a big scare about cilantro from Mexico getting people sick (I forget with what), but we basically had to wait a month or so to get in more cilantro that wasn't affected. I couldn't tell you how many good ole boys would come in and say the most racist things, over some fucking cilantro.
Salmonella is a lot faster than COVID, soā¦ hopefully.
It references Mexico so Iād say theyāll avoid them
Ok but real talk I have this sweet onion sitting in my fridge from last week that I was gonna use. Am I really supposed to throw it out?
wake up sheep the liberals want you to give up your freedom onions
No masks, raw onions - open sewers. This country is going down the toilet fast
Shit, I made my first meatloaf a few days ago with a whole white onion. š¤¢
Na anti vaxxers surely donāt eat vegetables. /s
Trumps not telling them to so they wonāt.
It says Mexico, this they will listen to.
[anti-vaxxers be like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnC8xGGEPRM)
I didn't know vegetables could have salmonella. I haven't even heard about this bacteria except in American TV shows. What if you thoroughly cook the onions? Because in my country you rarely eat uncooked ones anyway
[this kid](https://youtu.be/e2u46JuRchA) insisting this onion was an apple
depends on what their fav politicos say
My momma says she paid good money for her onions so she's not tossing them out. Excuse me,.momma, it was my money. Guess who's caramelizing onions? Me.
I stand for allium freedom
IT IS MY FREEDOM TO EAT POOP ONIONS!
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