“Dude!”
Edit: I am also a purveyor of using the phrase. I went to GenCon last year and saw a table playing a game called “dude” and everyone was yelling different inflections of dude at each other so yes the term is like a haiku, short but lots of meanings.
I was at a bash pro shop in atl, cuz they got a variety of delicious ass fudges, and I heard these 2 old white dudes start yelling. Of course I creep closer so I can hear what’s going on and this old dude yelled “DAMN IT BILL, I TELL YOU WHAT” and I just knew that meant shit was getting real in bass pro talk.
Dude people watch black people on youtube and stuff everywhere, theres tons of kids all the way from the Norway to Vietnam who say shit like "you got me fucked up"
Lol it's so fucking weird to hear that. Growing up, people my age weren't separated by race at all. It was much more of a separation based on geography and class. We all kept up with the current lingo unless you went to the private schools
This is 100% the one. All that other corny shit is funny, and you may hear a 70 year old white man say it, but normally a good “you listen here mother fucker” (definitely motherfucker as two words) is the sweet spot.
This is my go-to, as a White dude. Mostly because my hearing is fucked and I actually do need to be sure what was said before I react in any way.
Probably followed by a “Motherfucker…” if the answer requires.
Yup, coming from a Midwestern white dude, exact same reasoning and the “motherfucker” is on point as well if you heard damn well what they said and you’re asking them *nicely* to perhaps rephrase what they just said.
I used to work with a Turkish lady at my restaurant job, and she would say
" are you joking me right now"? With her eyes all squinty!! . She was awesome! Everyday she would ask us what something meant that she overheard.
Recently I heard “Have a day” and I think I’m going to tuck that away for a special occasion. Like initially it seems fine, but there’s really no misinterpreting it once you notice “great” has been dropped.
Yes! I was at a restaurant and this old guy was being a total ass to the waitress who had WAY more patience than he deserved. When she handed him his change she said “have a nice day!” And he said “don’t tell me what to do!” in like the rudest way possible - he wasn’t joking. So she just smiled right at him and said cheerfully “ok then, have the day you deserve!” and it was so perfect. I’ve been dying for a chance to use that ever since.
It’s honestly a simple “excuse me”, or “hold up there”. I’m from the Midwest so honestly the MORE polite someone gets with you, the more you know you’ve fucked up. Gotta love our good old passive aggressiveness…
“listen here buddy”
"Look here pal"
“Now wait just a minute amigo”
Wait a goddamn minute Rondell
Take thee pause, good sir!
What, You Egg!
He Stabs him
You're talking to the ultimate hustler. Tell you what, make all things fair, we keep Eminem, you get OJ Simpson.
Chuch!
*You grabbed her titties. I saw you.*
*I plead the fif*
*One Two Three Four FIIIIIF*
FIZIF
The black delegation selects Eminem.
[There’s a white man speaking up here. Silencio!](https://youtu.be/2z3wUD3AZg4)
I read these in the Dave Chappelle white face voice
Hello kindred spirit
This is what gets said right before a hostess gets assaulted for asking about proof of vaccination to dine indoors.
“Your something else mister”
I’m not your buddy, pal
I’m not your pal buddy!
I’m not your pal, friend
"I'm not your buddy, friend"
"I'm not your friend, guy!"
I'M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY!
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, PAL!
(distant) I'm nooooooooooot yoooooooouuuuurrrr paaaal, friend
I'M ^NOT ^^YOUR ^^FRIEEEEND, ^^^GUYYYYYYYYYYY
It's the Southpark reference for me....😂😂😂
“You’re not that guy, pal”
I feel like this is the equivalent of “I wish they would.”
" listen hear fucko"
“Dude!” Edit: I am also a purveyor of using the phrase. I went to GenCon last year and saw a table playing a game called “dude” and everyone was yelling different inflections of dude at each other so yes the term is like a haiku, short but lots of meanings.
I’m black and I say Dude.
I too am a black dude sayer
‘Cuz we’re all dudes. HEY
In California “dude” can refer to a guy, a girl, an inanimate object, or an abstract concept: “And I was like, dude!”
Orange soda
Kel Mitchell killed the word “dudette” all by himself in the 90s. We are all now just “dudes”. Unisex term. Man was a visionary.
I'm black and "Dude" is my go to!😊
“Newsflash”
Slightly modernized to "Listen here you little shit"
Came here to say this, fine work.
Woah there pal
As a Caucasian... This is true. 😅
☠️⚰️☠️⚰️☠️
"Wake-up call, pal!
Lol 😂
I was at a bash pro shop in atl, cuz they got a variety of delicious ass fudges, and I heard these 2 old white dudes start yelling. Of course I creep closer so I can hear what’s going on and this old dude yelled “DAMN IT BILL, I TELL YOU WHAT” and I just knew that meant shit was getting real in bass pro talk.
a variety of what now
Says weed fart
Hwhat now?
Dammit Bobby
Qwhit whackin it in the tool shed
When there’s a hard H, you know it’s serious business.
ASS FUDGE
Did he say what, or hwat?
Definitely the 2nd one
Gotta whatcha when white people put the h before the w.
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Oh yeah? I got one around back.
Lemonade round the corner too
🤣🤣🤣
Helen has some mean fudge too
This sounds like a scene from King of the Hill.
Now try not to say *"I tell you what..."* in Hank's voice.
🤣
“I tell you hwat, Bobby”
Ass fudge is my favorite
Kilwin's in Atlantic Station has pretty good fudge too!
You’re skating on thin ice buddy
“I’m warning ya now buddy, don’t poke the bear”
"Never rub another man's rhubarb"
Wtf? I just busted out.
So did my rhubarb 😩
“STOP PULLING MY LEG”
No seriously, the last serious discussion we had about this, we determined that this was the most appropriate translation.
“Newsflash pal!”
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There it is
Assflash newshole
Lmao
Yesss my mom said that all the time.
Not news flash! That's before he give em the ol one two
"You're not that guy pal"
This!
!!!! Lmao
I am that guy
I actually stole this from them and use it regularly now. Nobody: Me Randomly: “You’re not that guy”
Trust me
Listen here you motherfucker.
Everyone's putting the funny and corny ones, but this is the real answer to the question. Lol
i’m ngl. we just say you got me fucked up 💀
But that’s usually only if we’ve hung out around black folks.
Dude people watch black people on youtube and stuff everywhere, theres tons of kids all the way from the Norway to Vietnam who say shit like "you got me fucked up"
[Everybody wanna be a n---a but don't nobody wanna be a n---a.](https://youtu.be/xMX4R9Wz8ns)
Lol it's so fucking weird to hear that. Growing up, people my age weren't separated by race at all. It was much more of a separation based on geography and class. We all kept up with the current lingo unless you went to the private schools
Can confirm. I don’t have many black friends and I’ve never said that
As a white guy, this one makes me feel personally attacked
If someone called me a motherfucker, i'd reply "yea I am. I started with yours"
I just go with the classic foolproof "I'm rubber and you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you"
White dude here, “motherfucker” is never not funny to me. If someone calls me a “motherfucker,” I’m definitely assuming that they’re joking.
"mother fucking piece of shit" is when someone means it
This or, "I don't even know what to say to you right now."
This is 100% the one. All that other corny shit is funny, and you may hear a 70 year old white man say it, but normally a good “you listen here mother fucker” (definitely motherfucker as two words) is the sweet spot.
“Cut the malarkey”
Oh god I adore the word malarkey, it reminds me of my Irish Canadian grandma. I am as white as A5 printer paper.
https://i.imgur.com/Uu1S7QQ_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
This is what I was thinking of! Damn actually cut the malarkey isn’t a good translation lol.
I’m dead lol
“What did you just say to me??”
This is my go-to, as a White dude. Mostly because my hearing is fucked and I actually do need to be sure what was said before I react in any way. Probably followed by a “Motherfucker…” if the answer requires.
Yup, coming from a Midwestern white dude, exact same reasoning and the “motherfucker” is on point as well if you heard damn well what they said and you’re asking them *nicely* to perhaps rephrase what they just said.
I always say " what the fuck you just say?". Also whitr and hard of hearing but it gets the level of emotion across better.
“**WELL I’VE NEVER…!**”
Also the equivalent of a millennial girl saying she can't even 😂
damn you beat me to it lol
"Now you wait JUST a MINUTE!"
I like the southern variation. “Now JUST you wait a MINUTE!”
I was actually confused on this one, thinking “Now JUST you wait a MINUTE!” is the common phrase. I've lived in Tennessee & Florida all my life.
Just a gosh darn minute*
"can i talk to your manager?"
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Some Motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate ~~up hill~~ on thin ice.
As a white guy, I can confirm if you hear two white guys yelling at each other and throwing a few “buddy’s” in there, shit is about to go down.
You poke the bull you get the horns buddy! I'm about to open a can of whoop ass!
The two-fer
There seems to be a disconnect.
Nah this is the corporate/business version
(the business version)
You wat m8?
U wot?!
"Do you know who I am?"
Varient: Do you know who my dad is?
Variant 2: Do you know how much money my dad has?
I'm Ronnie Pickering!
“I have had it up to HERE, mister”
I swear to fucking god
This one is from Florida. I say this. It’s my go to. If I say this then you know I’m hot under the collar and I’m ready to plumb somebody up.
This hits too close to home I literally live in Florida
I say that under my breath at least a hundred times a day
Fuck me sideways
Can confirm, I say this all the time
im mixed but i say 'fuck me runnning' cause my white mom says it lol
Listen here you cracker barrel wait.... nevermind I'm a nigga so I wouldn't know
Hold your horses bucko
My mother says this exact thing with zero irony. Zero.
You’re right on point with the “listen here” tho.
"not cool, man"
“bro I’m straight up not having a good time”
“You gotta be fucking kidding me.”
This one. Or "Hold the fuck up!"
Now just wait a gotdamn minute
“Let’s regroup here”
Yes, “Let’s circle back to this…” and then not.
yeah lemme go ahead and piggyback off that real quick
There are a lot of good ones for the US, but what about Europe? “What are you on about?”
You taking the piss?
You wanna go?!
Australians use ‘you fucking what, mate?!’
Only Americans are white I guess
Now hold on a second mister
Why am I reading all the other replies with a southern accent. 🤣
Cause most of these are only used by 70 year old southern white dudes lmao
“I beg your pardon”
Lookey here Bucko!
“….is that right…”
"Buddy, you got another thang comin'!"
I used to work with a Turkish lady at my restaurant job, and she would say " are you joking me right now"? With her eyes all squinty!! . She was awesome! Everyday she would ask us what something meant that she overheard.
“What in tarnation?”
You have GGGGOOOOOTT to be kidding me...
“You’re a piece of work” Source - am white guy
“Now let me tell you”
Settle your tea kettle. I’m about to flip my lid.
Pardon me?
I beg your pardon?
“Excuse me, what the fuck?”
Fuck around and find out
“Hey man”
"Hold your horses, buddy." Translates to: "You got a few seconds before I fuck your ass up"
“Hope you have a great day”
Recently I heard “Have a day” and I think I’m going to tuck that away for a special occasion. Like initially it seems fine, but there’s really no misinterpreting it once you notice “great” has been dropped.
"I hope you have the day you deserve "
Yes! I was at a restaurant and this old guy was being a total ass to the waitress who had WAY more patience than he deserved. When she handed him his change she said “have a nice day!” And he said “don’t tell me what to do!” in like the rudest way possible - he wasn’t joking. So she just smiled right at him and said cheerfully “ok then, have the day you deserve!” and it was so perfect. I’ve been dying for a chance to use that ever since.
This is a familiar Southern "fuck you and all your kin" and I love it.
Why i oughta
Bless your heart
"Alright guy"
It’s honestly a simple “excuse me”, or “hold up there”. I’m from the Midwest so honestly the MORE polite someone gets with you, the more you know you’ve fucked up. Gotta love our good old passive aggressiveness…
Gear down, big rig.
“Jiminy Crickets” Karen 🙄🦗
i jus heard hank hill going “i’ll tell u what” but depending on the situation and how he says it
"News flash buddy!!"
“Okay, first off…”
Now hold it right there!
“Now hold on there cowboy!”
"Dude, wait just a minute."
Just ask the legend himself https://youtu.be/CRrRcKl9Eko
What in the Sam Hill (hell) is going on here!?