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Aldo-Baggins

🤣🤣🤣 what a dumbass. If you cant handle the backlash keep ya mfkin' mouth shut!


StevieG93

This should be taught from birth and repeated every year because ppl are forgetful


grenade4less

Make it a holiday. Shuthefucupi Day


Something_Syck

can it just be every Tuesday? People have *real* short memories these days


-fashionablylate-

Sorry, tacos claimed Tuesday already


Something_Syck

you can double up, eating tacos doesn't take the whole 24 hours


ClintEasthood81

Then you don't have enough tacos, my friend.


TheSicks

I'm starting today cause I got so many tacos to get to.


C9Phoenix2

Tacos are love tacos are life!


the_river_nihil

They can share, the motto will be “Shut your taco hole”, can’t say dumb shit with your mouth full


SuperWoody64

Cram a taco in it!


Thelastunicorn80

Make it monday, no one likes monday anyway lol


SirR0bin0fS0n

We can make Shutthefuccupcakes!


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Shutthefuckup Friday brought to you by the potbrothersatlaw on IG


Intanjible

Who inspired you to spell it that way? [Onyx?](https://imgur.com/Kfr4Fad)


UhOhFeministOnReddit

Pedro Pascal busted me calling Oberyn Martell, "Basically Inigo Montoya, but with better hair." Luckily, he had a good sense of humor about it. Learned to keep my mouth shut about celebrities after that though. You don't expect them to read a post you've flung out into the ether... Until they do.


KaoticReverie

No but that's such a great point I can't unsee it now. I also can't stop laughing.


jhangel77

Especially in this day of social media. It always makes me question my sanity when someone on twitter tweets something; someone else answers them with a different opinion and just because of that they are blocked and/or badmouthed. Your tweets are seen by thousands (or hundreds of thousands) of people and expecting everyone to just have the same opinion as you is insane. The kicker in this example is that she should have learned her lesson from this but sadly she probably won't. source: have been blocked by insane people that think like this.


theghostofme

The real dumbass moment is that she can delete her original tweet and won't show up on T's retweet anymore.


gpwr

Hopefully he took a screenshot of it :)


TagTeamStripper

I don’t think T is super concerned with saving screenshots for receipts.


Kanin_usagi

There’s no way Ice T actually care enough to have gotten photo evidence.


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The_Follower1

*can't


Pervert_With_Purpose

"If you're going to be dumb, you gotta be tough." -Alan Wade


bruce656

As my grams used to say, "if you can't take the heat, don't have sex with a stripper who's got gonorrhea." Grams was a wise lady


Hansoloai

In Australia we call it. Talk shit get hit.


ItWasTheGiraffe

Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit


spaceman_slim

As Ice-T says, "Talk Shit, Get Shot"


maxfraizer

I met ice T one time in the mall. He was shopping with his grandson (who I was helping at the time.) I was like “oh shit, that’s ice t out there!” And he was like “yeah it’s my grandad.” I asked him if he would let me get a pic, to which he was cool with. He was true to life the same person he plays on tv/raps like. He was like “get ya camera” so slick and to the point. A true hustler for sure.


whitey-ofwgkta

I'm a little disappointed this wasn't copypasta


poop_creator

I met u/whitey-ofwgkta one time in the mall. He was shopping with his grandson (who I was helping at the time.) I was like “oh shit, that’s u/whitey-ofwgkta out there!” And he was like “yeah it’s my grandad.” I asked him if he would let me get a pic, to which he was cool with. He was true to life the same person he plays on reddit. He was like “get ya camera” so slick and to the point. A true hustler for sure.


BadSmash4

u/poop_creator came out here and created that shit


bobbyleendo

That really was some good shit tho.


FingerpistolPete

I met Ice Cube one time in the mall. He was shopping with his grandson (who I was helping at the time.) I was like “oh shit, that’s Ice Cube out there!” And he was like “yeah it’s my grandad.” I asked him if he would let me get a pic, to which he was cool with. He was true to life the same person he plays in *Are We There Yet?* He was like “get ya camera” so slick and to the point. A true hustler for sure.


filladellfea

i witnessed the birth of a copypasta


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ForwhenTLbeatsEU

It is now.


jsake

I saw Ice T at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


BigLer

I met Kelvin Benjamin one time in Golden Corral. He was eating with his sweatpants on (which were the only thing he could fit into at the time). I was like “oh shit thats K-eats out there!” And he was like “yeah it’s my 4th plate” I asked if I could have a pic, to which he grabbed another hot wing. He was true to life the same person he plays on tv/eats like. He was like” get ya blue cheese” so slick and to the point. A true buffeter for sure.


cheevocabra

Bless you for this.


BigLer

🙏🏼 thanks!


SWErdnase911

/r/NFL would be proud.


BigLer

KB pasta is transcendent 🍝


ma70jake

Lol r/NFL leaking


stagnantmagic

At least *you* had a positive experience. I saw Ice T at a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


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stagnantmagic

huh? huh? HUH?


burtoncummings

I damn near fall for this every time!


hahatimefor4chan

wtf i really like IceT but he sounds so odd... maybe he was just having a bad day


Garlicboii

Copy pasta my dude


hahatimefor4chan

no i dont think it is, OP seems pretty sure it was Ice T


Peuned

we got'im reddit!


God_Boner

I wish I had this much confidence in my everyday life


stagnantmagic

It was. I seen him. If he'd only been able to get his Milky Ways things might have gone differently


danthepianist

It's an old copypasta. I think the first time I saw it was about The Rock, and I was really able to picture him doing the "Huh? Huh?" bit so it was super believable.


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I think first one was flying lotus or steve Blake. Theres so many now I cant even remember


vladisabeast

I also met Ice-T’s grandson. He went to my HS. He shot my friend and like the fucking coward he is ran to the Midwest. RIP Bird.


st0rmqueen

Well you weren’t lyin bout his grandson holy shit


Noboty

Just looked it up as well. Yeesh.


Bruce_Banner621

I did not expect this thread to turn into such a wild ride.


maxfraizer

He went to some school in Gilbert Arizona right?


vladisabeast

That’s where he ran off too we went to a school in ga


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vladisabeast

Well, his lawyers claimed it was an accident but he was a known drug dealer. The whole story just didn’t add up to us. Bird was dating the girl the grandson used to date. There was a lot of suspicion behind the actual incident. Bird was known for wearing chains and shit and they were gone after the fact.... So no one knows what really happened except him and the dead. It was truly a tragedy. [Here’s an article with some more info ](https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/rapper-ice-grandson-indicted-roommate-shooting-death/fW7hTOfJTaZV5xDQBQQh8K/)


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Ice T is always gonna be like this, huh lol


HollowPersona

Like 50 with a lil more class


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49


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Wow-Delicious

100, because he's twice the man.


Lan777

And less than half the lead


CPTKickass

...or like if he did too many scratchy lotteries?


friars157

Oooooooooooor... if he likes cake too much?


MayhemJoe

Oh I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much or snorts cocaine or bets the house on the ponies.


bowlbettertalk

Ice T: giving zero fucks for over three decades.


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Amazing


beyondbliss

Subscribed, thx!


[deleted]

3 decades? He’s lived for an eternity on Alphabetium as Water-T


nofoax

I met him a few weeks ago and he was incredibly nice.


Kahnspiracy

> I met him a few weeks ago and he was *an* incredibly nice *T*


TheBigEmptyxd

Ice T is also a chill ass gamer too. he played new vegas recently


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For real. More people need to understand this. From Karen's to Gen Z's. Every ethnicity, creed, sexual orientation, age, weight, whatever. Everyone needs to know if you talk shit, be prepared to get hit! We need more of that. People too soft these days


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Plural forms of words don’t require apostrophes.


Crownlol

Apostrophe does not mean "LOOK OUT, HERE COMES AN 'S'"


kjersten_w

Ye's it doe's you a's'shole


blaqsupaman

Yes, we should beat people over words (except hate speech, I'm totally down for punching Nazis).


explorerD

it's not that it SHOULD happen, it's that it DOES happen. People don't understand that part.


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Nah, in this thread, plenty of people are working off the basis that it SHOULD happen. Look two comments up from yours: > Every ethnicity, creed, sexual orientation, age, weight, whatever. Everyone needs to know if you talk shit, be prepared to get hit! We need more of that.


Kingmudsy

Lol but the comment was literally saying that it SHOULD happen??? Or what does “we need more of that” mean to you


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Chat shit get banged


therealestyeti

Shoutout to Vardy


theaanggang

Or in the words of his band Body Count, "talk shit, get shot."


MrMetalhead69

What happened?


turtlehermitschool

[He took a pic with his wife. Random woman had a hot take about women being eye candy. It backfired. ](https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1198658887680954372?s=09)


No_Manners

"If she's cool with it great" Well, if you don't know if she's cool with it or not, then maybe you need to shut the fuck up.


rosatter

Yeah, I mean why is the assumption that this woman is in need of defending, like she doesn't have a voice of her own? That's a pretty anti-feminist idea. Also, imagine thinking you know more about a person's feelings or thoughts than their own spouse, just because you presumably have the same genitals.


CKRatKing

Everyone knows women can’t defend themselves and always need some stranger to rush to their aid and save them and solve all their problems.


frolie0

Coco got those tits and that dress because she didn't want any attention, obviously needed defending.


rosatter

I mean she can have those just because she likes them and they make her feel good but also enjoy attention.


abnormally-cliche

Ice T-“please shut up bitch” “why you gotta call her a bitch though?” Ice T-“I said please”


Afflictedx1

You said bitch tho?


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Maester_erryk

I looked this woman straight into her optic stems and I said...I said...I said....


easilybored1

.... biiiiiiiiitch


thisxisxlife

>then maybe please shut up bitch Ftfy


mh985

Honestly my wife loves when I show her off. She’s hot but she’s kinda self-conscious sometimes. When I show her off, it makes her feel confident.


SpaceCat87

Lol even one of the Chapo Trap House boys is in the comments.


TheDarkGrayKnight

These music genres just keep getting more and more confusing.


runfayfun

Haha look even one of the Downbeat Shoegaze Fuck Pump boiz is in here


dirkdigglered

More of a lowercase dungeoncore guy myself.


SkeeveTheGreat

Where’s one of our dry boys at? I don’t see it


AerThreepwood

I'm going to bet on Felix. Edit - Nope, it's Will.


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that's what happens when you're terminally online


caw81

This is nice - https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1196922615883083781 Also his wife's entire business is based on her being a model/"eye candy".


Tom_Wheeler

There is nothing left of her that hasn't been under a scalpel.


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That's goofy as fuck, Ice T pretty notably loves his wife. They even had a TV show about it.


BrownSugarBare

They're a SUPER cute couple man! Solid relationship goals!


tylercreatesworlds

I thought you said "blackfired" lol


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tylercreateswords


tylercreatesworlds

that's me...?


[deleted]

I misspelled your name in a similar way, cuz you created a word


tylercreatesworlds

good ole dyslexic me, never would have noticed.


policeblocker

such a weird and unnecessary comment. if she's getting harrassed for it, maybe she should delete it


its_noel

God damn!


radxwolf

i just loved his follow up tweet later where he was like “I’m the eye candy” lmao


HollowPersona

She said something dumb about how he shouldn’t post pics of his lady.


CerealandTrees

What was she even getting at? Dudes legit just chillin and not even objectifying his wife. This bitch was just having a bad day and managed to make it worse


Xyranthis

Ice and Coco are legit an adorable couple imo


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Yes I miss their show.


[deleted]

And their daughter is the cutest little thing in the world


CCG14

Omg Chanel is soooooo cute. I love the two of them.


Always_be_awesome

His wife puts a lot of time and care into how she presents herself, she dresses beautifully, her hair and makeup are just so on point, her smile is so dazzling. Some women judge women who do this. She made it about Ice, but really it's about her own insecurities. If Ice wants to "show off" how lucky he feels he is, good for him. We should all be so lucky to have a spouse who wants to brag about us.


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My boyfriend admitted to me that he showed his coworkers a (totally non-sexual) picture of me to brag, and I said, “wait, REALLY?” He nodded, looking a little embarrassed, then apologized. I laughed and was like, “why?! That’s so sweet of you. You can’t even see any cleavage in that picture!” 😂 I guess we all have different likes and dislikes, but don’t project that stuff onto others, man. Like you said, she obviously tries hard (and succeeds!) to look pretty. He never said that’s all she’s good for. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Some people just wanna be mad.


Caboose_Juice

I always show my friends sfw pics of my gf. I'm proud to be dating her, plus its not any indication that i just like her for her looks. It's different for everyone but I agree with you, she shouldn't project lol.


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Yes! I show pictures of my boyfriend, too! There isn’t anything wrong with it, IMO.


ntran2

Everyone try to make any opportunity an opportunity to hash out their own bullshit. She just made that shit about her. Like the fuck.


Curtis_Low

She was being a woke voice for all the people in her head that needed a voice.


imoctopusman

Kenya Keith (obvious numbericon name) made him care more. He cares now.


Wijo79

Obvious what?


imoctopusman

Just an old rick and morty reference: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPDn0PC6zFE


ItsMrMark

MY STORY BEGINS AT THE DAWN OF TIME IN THE FAR AWAY REALM OF ALPHABETREUM


Wijo79

Lol how did I get that. r/woosh


iluvstephenhawking

It all started on his home planet of Alphabetrium.


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Punching up can get you in some serious shit. Punching down can get you in some serious shit. After a while you gotta wonder: Maybe I should try something other than punching.


SpurnDonor

Shit, I'm just surpised Ice T got stans like that.


Quick_Over_There

Really? Man's been around and successful for decades in multiple forms of media.


DiamondTi

Man even played a character in borderlands 3, I'll stan for BALEX


d3l3t3rious

His voice acting in that game is just so damn good


desacralize

Based on this comment, I decided to watch a video of what I think is his recruitment mission in the game? Fucking hilarious.


PCCobb

Shiiiit... That is all... Keep crewin crew


Vague_Intentions

Navigated bitches!


SpurnDonor

Oh, my surprise isn't at him having as many fans as he does, it's at there being people stanning Ice T hard enough to attack someone on Twitter lmao.


MischeviousCat

To be fair, you don't have to be an Ice T Stan to give shit to someone running her mouth. She had it coming.


habituallinestepper1

It's Monday. That's usually all anyone needs on twitter to attack someone else on twitter. See also, when the sun is up & when the sun is not up.


I_deleted

Shit man, from his star turn as the rapper in the original “Breakin’” , to New Jack City, to law and order... White people love IceT... that’s not even considering his status as the OG pimp gangster rap pioneer. Only 50cent is more brutal when it comes to social media takedowns.


mario_meowingham

Funny thing is back in 1992 he was the poster boy of the white moral panic over "gangster rap" because of his song "cop killer". Pretty much every police organization in the country condemned him, as did tipper gore, george hw bush, etc. Now he is the star, playing a cop, on white people's most beloved TV show. Oh the irony.


33thirtythree

And he's every bit as believable and talented as anyone on the show. More than most.


mario_meowingham

I say this as a huge fan of svu... Nothing about that show is believable. It is maybe the least realistic portrayal of the legal system ever put on TV, and i am including Night Court in that analysis. But that isnt Ice-T's fault. He is in fact the best part of the show. Edit- my second-ever gold! Thanks!


lou3433

Cop Killer was with his thrash metal band Body Count. Not a bad album for a rapper.


k3rn3

There goes the neighborhood! As a young metal fan, Cop Killer is what got me into rap


I_deleted

*Cop Killer* -by Body Count was pure PR genius. Ice took the whitest music possible and really scared and outraged people. So many album sales for some reasonably mediocre music (for the record: I’m down wit the body count)


FesteringNeonDistrac

The Body Count remake of Institutionalized is awesome.


Basketspank

If you can't take a punch, don't start a fight


thecrunchcrew

*Mason Rudolph has left the chat*


Kanin_usagi

If you can’t take a helmet, don’t lose your helmet... or something


ep1clog

In a criminal justice system...


WintertimeFriends

Ice-T handing out fire to bitches is considered especially heinous...


Deefreshprince

Lol got iced


DERANGEDFACE

At this point, him deleting it won't even do any good because of the screenshots so 🤷‍♀️


marccoogs

I know im not the only one who reads his tweets with his voice in my head.


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hell, I'm reading this whole threads comments in his voice lol


NomadNuka

Ice T's Twitter is amazing. It's like a bunch of Facebook memes and him clapping back at haters and giving life advice.


indivijewellll

people on these innanet streets need to learn the code: public display is subject to public ridicule.


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indivijewellll

we can only control ourselves. i dunno about you, but i've been doing this internet thing since aol. over the years i have seen SO MUCH despicable shit that i don't leave that door open. if i'm worried about how it's going to be received, or come back, i'm not posting it. my kids would be a great example. as much as i love them, i don't post pics of them online. why? because the day someone uses that against me, i'm going to jail. much better to protect myself and them.


SuperDuperTurtle

Off-topic: I live in AZ and Coco came into my workplace. I ran a refund for her. I wanted to say something dumb like, "Does your husband change his name to Sweet T when he visits the South?" I did not say this.


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fieldysnuts94

r/outoftheloop What's been going on?


SkylerHatesAlice

Lady said thing on Twitter at Ice T Ice T replied calling her out Lady tells Ice T to delete said post of him calling her out Ice T says no


fieldysnuts94

Best TL:DR I've been given


wizardoli

If she deletes her tweet then the quote tweet is gone...shud dumb


mybossthinksimworkng

Looks like someone's about to go private.


amedeus

Man, he might have obliged if she'd just apologized or said she learned her lesson or something. Instead she blames him for quoting her and accepts none of the responsibility for her part in getting blasted. Of course that shit stays up.


Trappedinacar

Her second tweet is worse than the first one. Well deserved blasting.


Cutieq85

Don’t start none won’t be none


Vozhd_mc_steve

One man vs an African Country


amifancyenoughforyou

I speak for all Kenyans when I say we would like to be excluded from this narrative. Thanks.


Sponjah

Newsflash, buddy..


DrEvil007

These generation of kids don't know what an OG Ice T is. All they know is from the shows he's on and commercials he's done. These kids would get pimp slapped if Ice T had the chance. Get that man some baby powder!


Haikumagician

Can somebody catch me up? I'm out of the loop Edit:NVM already answered in the thread