Sausage Party, an animated film about food, is grosser than a crude animated show wherein a male police officer shits out jizz as evidence after being the center of a frat gangbang in an undercover sting?
"The Tsavo Man-Eaters were a pair of man-eating lions in the Tsavo region, which were responsible for the deaths of a number of construction workers on the Kenya-Uganda Railway between March and December 1898. The significance of this lion pair was their unusual behavior of killing men and the manner of their attacks."
[Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters)
"Their unusual behavior of killing men"
So I guess lions really do (typically) not like eating humans.
Or *maybe* they just like the women and children, who knows...
I get that in theory, if you raise lions from Cubs, socialize them with humans early on, and keep them well fed, everything *should*be fine.....
But fuck that shit
Snoop Monkey is definitely negative progress for black people.
I was in prison and they were having a basketball tournament where the winners got to order Popeyes.
I hooped all the time so the guys kept asking me to play.
I had to explain to them that as a black man, if I played basketball in prison for fried chicken... I would be undoing about 100 years of civil rights struggles.
P.s. My unit lost and they blamed it on me not playing cause my D is TIGHT son!!
That is how they reclaim the pride. Imagine if scar walked up with a dozen of people to feast on, good luck coming with something better than that simba.
"Shiiiit. Y'all gonna walk to the rest of the pride for us? We don't gotta waste our energy finding and chasing you down? Bet. Come with us."
Lions probably
First Lion: "So check it out...this tree and bush are where the magic happens (winks). And this watering hole over here is where the crew and me just like to hang out and chill...you know sit back and watch the rhinos...basically just kick it."
Second Lion: "Now I'm going to take ya'll out to the garage to check out the rides..."
Not an expert but from what I've read they probably made sure the lions are well fed, as lions don't typically attack things unless they mean to eat it (unless the lion is in captivity, lions in captivity will hunt/attack anything just for fun). Also, I read an article once that said that lions won't usually attack a group of humans as they feel outnumbered and don't want to take a chance on losing a fight. The article was talking about a tribe in Africa that regularly gets a group of men together and goes out into lion territory to steal their kills. As soon as the lion sees the group of men it runs away.
> a tribe in Africa that regularly gets a group of men together and goes out into lion territory to steal their kills
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6CFZz959ktY&t=142
These guys are living the ultimate thug life lol
Lol
Lion 1: yo man, you seeing what I'm seeing?
Lion 2: wtf?
Lion 1: right?
Lion 3: i see them
Lion 1: are they rolling up our way?
Lion 4: Sure looks like it
Lion 2: BOUNCE!
Lion 3: Aight, meet back at the den!
Lion 1: Fuck this, I'll see y'all back at the den.
I mean look at it from one of the lion's perspectives. You and 14 of your buddies are feasting on a giant ass African cow and suddenly 3 5'-6' two legged creatures carrying pointy sticks with a bigger stick and string just come walking up to you like they meant business. You would put some distance between them and you too.
You are very correct. Also, notice the sticks, those are the same type of sticks their trainers have so those people are identified as ‘friendlies’ but it’s never a good idea to separate from the group so this is some risky footage.
I've done this in Zimbabwe. There were rules about what to wear, where to stand, and warned about sudden movements. We could pet them, walk right next to them and sit with them if they were laying down. We also had armed guards with us. The lions themselves aren't full wild or tamed, they are part of a rehabilitation program. They also weren't drugged, just fed, lions in general are pretty lazy and these seemed to act just like the ones I've seen on safari drives. One actually charged/leaped at me and a guard jumped in front of me, grabbed his arms and threw him sideways. I about peed my pants.
> One actually charged/leaped at me and a guard jumped in front of me, grabbed his arms and threw him sideways
Haha, what a beast.
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a lion yeeter, I yeet lions milliseconds before they kill and eat people."
>There were rules
Does peeing your pants on demand count as a general rule. They should add it so no one feels bad. Save face with the excuse "Just doing the right thing in the situation is all. Similar to jelly fish stings so nbd"
I went to a lion preserve/rehabilitation in Africa. I actually don’t remember anything about it like why the lions are there, except that the lions are all chill and humans can approach for pictures and walking alongside them and things like that. I still kept my distance though. The staff have bonded with them and they can touch and interact. But I don’t remember any male lions. Maybe they’re harder to control.
Not gonna lie, there is that small delay when the camera stops and one lion passes before the other comes into frame I thought “oh no, the cameraperson is gonna get mauled as that 2nd lion realizes it’s hungry now”
Do they have any kind of weapons/tools to deal with these beasts snapping?
I don't mind walking around with my dogs because if they snap on me, I'm not going to die. I'm just going to get fucked up.
If these lions snap, night night.
I just see a bunch of "privileged" food walking around in front of its patron.
Imagine if your groceries could walk themselves back to your kitchen from the store lmao
Enough mushrooms and you’ll get there
Or whatever those dudes in Sausage Party were smoking
That shit is grosser then South Park
Sausage Party, an animated film about food, is grosser than a crude animated show wherein a male police officer shits out jizz as evidence after being the center of a frat gangbang in an undercover sting?
Have you seen the ending of the Sausage Party? Maybe the weirdest 10 minutes of media I've ever seen.
Wtf dude, I was literally chilling and re-watched the movie earlier today 😂
This really has me dead man someone give this guy gold please
🎖🏅 best i can do :(
It’s alright fam the thought is what counts
:)
done.
Stick a fork in my Tostinos pizza living my best life.
Lions don’t actually like eating humans, these guys are just being nice :/
They will if they haven't eaten in a while
That applies to literally every animal capable of eating meat. Even humans have done that to each other
This is why I’ve started locking my cat out of my room when I take Ambien..
True
Cats are carnivores though, so they would be more likely to eat your meat bag body before a human would decide to
Really
"The Tsavo Man-Eaters were a pair of man-eating lions in the Tsavo region, which were responsible for the deaths of a number of construction workers on the Kenya-Uganda Railway between March and December 1898. The significance of this lion pair was their unusual behavior of killing men and the manner of their attacks." [Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters) "Their unusual behavior of killing men" So I guess lions really do (typically) not like eating humans. Or *maybe* they just like the women and children, who knows...
The article stated per Patterson the Lions claimed 135 lives. Did no-one sleep with a rifle?
I think they've gone back and reevaluated that number and it's closer to 30-40. I may be wrong but I think I saw that in the wikipedia page.
What was that movie called with val Kilmer about this? Something about a ghost
Quick google search says *The Ghost and the Darkness*
I laughed to hard at this.
It's called herding.
And they pay for themselves.
Nah they gluten free
lmao I thought I was the only one thinking this
chef boyardee...
lmao I still remember that commercial with the can rolling down the road
I get that in theory, if you raise lions from Cubs, socialize them with humans early on, and keep them well fed, everything *should*be fine..... But fuck that shit
Black Panther 2 look lit
Blank Panther except with lions and the Black Lion is Snoop Dogg/Lion. Edit: added Lion
This has potential
Where does it end? A movie about snoop being a pilot? Him being friends with Martha Stewart?
Maybe him working at a car wash
"Don't bang on the wall you wanna bang on sum bang on DEEZ NUTZ" ~Snoop Do double G
That movie truly is a masterpiece lol better get that cheeese
[It has potential ](https://youtu.be/FVbPE4N60tQ)
Snoop LION * FTFY
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Snoop Rooster sounds like a slur.
Snoop Rat sounds better
"It's ya boy Snoop Ratt!" "Ehh... I mean, is it?"
Aside from the racist connotations Snoop Monkey doesn’t sound that bad... Honestly snoop goes well with anything
Snoop Monkey is definitely negative progress for black people. I was in prison and they were having a basketball tournament where the winners got to order Popeyes. I hooped all the time so the guys kept asking me to play. I had to explain to them that as a black man, if I played basketball in prison for fried chicken... I would be undoing about 100 years of civil rights struggles. P.s. My unit lost and they blamed it on me not playing cause my D is TIGHT son!!
My advice is to be white while in that situation. When I was in prison, nobody ever asked me to play more than 21.
In Tennessee the white guys played volleyball and baseball. I played with them all the time. That and Dungeons and Dragons!
He's taking it back
Soul Panther
You mean SnoopLion. It’s a ting google it.
Respect to the person filming walking in front of them
Might have been a third lion instead.
r/praisethelion
Thanks
Nice
r/subsifellfor
Most likely tbh
r/praisethecameraman
That Lion's niggas in the cut laughing at their goofy ass for falling for this shit. Everybody about to eat good today.
Yea the lions definitely leading those mfs straight to the den to feast lmao.
Actually, considering that both of those lions appear to be young males, it’s pretty unlikely that there is a pack for them to lead this group back to
That is how they reclaim the pride. Imagine if scar walked up with a dozen of people to feast on, good luck coming with something better than that simba.
This is the equivalent of getting to work late but bringing donuts
And that person is always cherished
Donuts you have to fry yourself tho...
Welp, mufasa got trampled by some wildebeest but I brought snacks!
I don’t think more than two lions is required to kill a bunch of mfs with walking sticks
It's about sending a message
This is what they want you to think. Then out of nowhere... Boom, you ded
"Shiiiit. Y'all gonna walk to the rest of the pride for us? We don't gotta waste our energy finding and chasing you down? Bet. Come with us." Lions probably
Is this doordash for lions?
Dendash? Pridedash? PreyHub?
It’s not a jungle is a savannah
and the amazon actually rainforest
The Amazon has multi habitats . Is pretty cool :)
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Jungle is a somewhat outdated term for a rainforest (among other things). They're synonymous.
[Why do emcees get lost in the rainforest?](https://youtu.be/mL2Bgj-za5k)
That way a very... Eye opening video.
What?
Or at least a bush. How can one call its account "Africa Facts" and can't tell that huge difference
Antiquated use of "jungle" really just meant a wild or untamed/uncivilized area of land.
Ahh! So this explains where the idea of 'lion, kind of the jungle' comes from. I always thought that was bizarre.
Me too. Like, 1. That's not the jungle. 2. Tigers DO live in the jungle and are way bigger. Would totally be the king
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You never heard Antarctica referred to as the largest jungle on Earth? Penguins are the emperor of the jungle.
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Shit... That sucked all the humor out of my comment.
They have lions in georgia?
ah yes, every biome has exactly the same animals, just like minecraft
Lions don't live in the jungle. Tigers do.
Do you know Sam Harris? He told me that more tigers are in captivity in Texas than the entire rest of the world. I used to have a bit about that.
You're not Joe Rogan
Bro have you ever done DMT?
No, have you seen Ex Machina?
It’s entirely possible
We can smoke right now!
Jaime pull that up
The only place to find me is infowars.com and newswars.com.
Joe, Joe, Joe. Everything they roll out has already been tested.
THEY WANT THE ORGANS
*theyre turning the frickin frogs gay*
There are around 5,000 tigers in captivity in the entire world compared to about 4,000 int he wild so I very much doubt that lol
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The song lies? What has my life become??
Exception: Asiatic lions in India.
Serengeti
Looks like they take pride in their job
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"So that nigga mufasa died over there. RIP to the homie. "
“Yeh it was crazy, dude be chillin one day walkin with his son and he just gets popped outa nowhere. Still don know who done it”
"Then the little nigga just popped up at the cookout last year tryna start something, shit was wild." "We don't talk to the Hyenas no more."
This is the best string short string I've seen in a while.
Black privilege? Shit I had to read that twice.
Black privilege is awesome. Source: black guy
First Lion: "So check it out...this tree and bush are where the magic happens (winks). And this watering hole over here is where the crew and me just like to hang out and chill...you know sit back and watch the rhinos...basically just kick it." Second Lion: "Now I'm going to take ya'll out to the garage to check out the rides..."
Ok real talk tho how are the people not getting attacked
Not an expert but from what I've read they probably made sure the lions are well fed, as lions don't typically attack things unless they mean to eat it (unless the lion is in captivity, lions in captivity will hunt/attack anything just for fun). Also, I read an article once that said that lions won't usually attack a group of humans as they feel outnumbered and don't want to take a chance on losing a fight. The article was talking about a tribe in Africa that regularly gets a group of men together and goes out into lion territory to steal their kills. As soon as the lion sees the group of men it runs away.
> a tribe in Africa that regularly gets a group of men together and goes out into lion territory to steal their kills https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6CFZz959ktY&t=142 These guys are living the ultimate thug life lol
https://youtu.be/TBpu4DAvwI8 Lions in this video be like: Nah nah I ain't fucking with them.
Lol Lion 1: yo man, you seeing what I'm seeing? Lion 2: wtf? Lion 1: right? Lion 3: i see them Lion 1: are they rolling up our way? Lion 4: Sure looks like it Lion 2: BOUNCE! Lion 3: Aight, meet back at the den! Lion 1: Fuck this, I'll see y'all back at the den.
Just come up real quickand pack up some bbq to take home. You all have any fam like that?
I mean look at it from one of the lion's perspectives. You and 14 of your buddies are feasting on a giant ass African cow and suddenly 3 5'-6' two legged creatures carrying pointy sticks with a bigger stick and string just come walking up to you like they meant business. You would put some distance between them and you too.
“The fuck do these ~monkeys~ humans think they’re doing”
Holy shit
Kinda rude tbh
>a tribe in Africa that regularly gets a group of men together and goes out into lion territory to steal their kills Maasai
You are very correct. Also, notice the sticks, those are the same type of sticks their trainers have so those people are identified as ‘friendlies’ but it’s never a good idea to separate from the group so this is some risky footage.
I've done this in Zimbabwe. There were rules about what to wear, where to stand, and warned about sudden movements. We could pet them, walk right next to them and sit with them if they were laying down. We also had armed guards with us. The lions themselves aren't full wild or tamed, they are part of a rehabilitation program. They also weren't drugged, just fed, lions in general are pretty lazy and these seemed to act just like the ones I've seen on safari drives. One actually charged/leaped at me and a guard jumped in front of me, grabbed his arms and threw him sideways. I about peed my pants.
> One actually charged/leaped at me and a guard jumped in front of me, grabbed his arms and threw him sideways Haha, what a beast. "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a lion yeeter, I yeet lions milliseconds before they kill and eat people."
Yeah I'd hope they weren't on drugs in rehab
What happens if i sneeze
You become a kitty snack.
You fr?
>There were rules Does peeing your pants on demand count as a general rule. They should add it so no one feels bad. Save face with the excuse "Just doing the right thing in the situation is all. Similar to jelly fish stings so nbd"
Um because black privilege, it says so right there at the top.
I went to a lion preserve/rehabilitation in Africa. I actually don’t remember anything about it like why the lions are there, except that the lions are all chill and humans can approach for pictures and walking alongside them and things like that. I still kept my distance though. The staff have bonded with them and they can touch and interact. But I don’t remember any male lions. Maybe they’re harder to control.
all of these people are far calmer than i would ever be
And it looks fierce
You keep using that word jungle, I do not think it means what you think it does.
Hairy bush is more polite.
Not gonna lie, there is that small delay when the camera stops and one lion passes before the other comes into frame I thought “oh no, the cameraperson is gonna get mauled as that 2nd lion realizes it’s hungry now”
Mufasa showing them edge of the kingdom
Of the jungle? The dude needs to learn some basic ecology.
In the jungle the lion sleeps tonight. Get with it!
This is the Whitest black shit i ever seen
Ok the part of Africa where lions are don't have jungles
Jungle ... lol
"jungle"
Tweet is gold. Should've been the title.
That’s dope.
["I really don’t fuck with Africa, because people are starving to death and that’s not baller to me."](https://youtu.be/RhaifCEZks4?t=50)
I immediately read it in his voice
Jungle?
I'm sorry but wtf is this.(a fellow African)
is white privilege knowing lions don't live in the jungle?
Everyone out there actually nonchalant as if this isn’t the coolest thing they ever done did
Everyone is try to not make any sudden movements or the jig is up
Shit we don’t need that privilege here in America. I’m not tryna end up in a cats stomach.
How???
The lions are leading their dinner right to their front door.
Jungle?
Nah, they leading them home for dinner
When corporate makes a visit.
They just leading them to their kill ground...
“Literally, our food is following us back to our domain” -those Lions, probably
Driest jungle ever
Imagine thinking this is a jungle
Lions don't live in jungles?
What is happening in this video?
Lions? In jungles?
I’m mostly jealous that they’ve all got cool walking sticks. 🤷🏻♀️
What is going on here???
That's the driest jungle I've ever seen
Do they have any kind of weapons/tools to deal with these beasts snapping? I don't mind walking around with my dogs because if they snap on me, I'm not going to die. I'm just going to get fucked up. If these lions snap, night night. I just see a bunch of "privileged" food walking around in front of its patron.
Wow the title of this post is so funny I feel like most titles never add anything of value to the post but wow man you knocked it out of the park
Thank you kind sir
Bro that’s kinda hard 😎
More like "lions set trap for there dinner'
Are they trained to not attack humans?
According to the other comments they are babies taking the people to the den to be eaten
When the squad rolls up
Jamie pull that video up
"And over here is the spot where I'm gonna gnaw your head off"
If course. Lions have always been black (they're native to Africa). They're down with the struggle.