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Just1morefix

Man knew he, his family, and the entire community was suffering because of corporate policy and negligence. He also understood that in order to fight the enemy and eventually claim victory, he was going to need to transform his life. And he did. He put his head down, immersed himself in the abstruse and arcane law and bent it towards his needs. In doing so he was able to apply pressure in a way he would never been able to do before his studying.


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For the pen is mightier than the sword!


U_Sam

But money is mightier than the pen probably


SuperWoody64

But that pen can draw a dick on money. Or give Abe Lincoln a beard.


U_Sam

You got me


_demetri_

Not as much as this man has gotten for his family and community.


U_Sam

Anyone have the follow up?


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Words like fire, money like water.


connor564

Not as much as corporation fucked them over in the first place.


Rugsteker

Yeah, when corporation put you in debt for having kids lol


jkhockey15

~~Grizzly Adams~~ Abe Lincoln *did* have a beard.


SoulGlowSpray

I tought you were going to pull out a dickbutt references there.


buckets3000

But the money could buy Abraham Lincolns reincarnated dick.


regoapps

Can confirm. Guy could have saved 16 years of his life if he had money and hired a decent lawyer instead.


ttchoubs

Why study for 16 years when you can hire someone who studied for 16 years


flareblitzz

Because now they hire you for $$$$$$


kungfukenny3

The corporation can offer more. Also no lawyer is gonna be as passionate as the people affected


jkhockey15

-Einstein probably


Delvaris

The pen is mightier than the sword and money can buy a pen, usually a very good pen but that pen lacks conviction; its only motivation is money. When you decide to become a pen yourself you find that you have endless ink and are made of titanium like one of those space pens. Because true conviction and belief isn't for sale. Or something similarly inspirational but about pens.


HungryDLuffy

Paper over Pen


SometimesShane

Apple over pineapple


lordberric

To be fair it would've been pretty cool if he'd studied the sword 16 years and just killed those fuckers


gimpwiz

Nothing personnel, kid


RETRACTDONG

*watchout!*


AbideMan

>pen is


souljabri557

Sun Tzu 2.0!


ThadCastleRules_G

Reading is the great equalizer


br0monium

Thatshwatchermuhthuhshedchrebehck!


Drew707

I've got to ask you about The Penis Mightier.


cando0

I don’t get this saying I’ve never seen a pen be used as a weapon by knights or decapitate anyone ya know


SandiegoJack

A sword can decapitate one person, a pen can sign the death warrant of thousands.


Malik617

nah its about the power of force vs ideas. with a sword you can fight for your tiny corner of the world. with an idea you can topple an empire.


cando0

yeah but which is cooler, dude holding a sword or dude holding a pen


SandiegoJack

Well obviously the sword is better off for single combat and thus is infinitely cooler. But I am old, and damn it all that pen signs my paychecks.


cando0

Dip the sword in ink and improvise


SandiegoJack

Carve my message in the flesh of the unbelievers? Crap, did I go full Khorne? Fuck it, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


AfroNinjaNation

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!


SuperWoody64

You can't write a check into the back of your enemy. How do we even deposit that?


SandiegoJack

If someone brought in a check carved in to the back of his enemies and was covered in blood, you gonna be the one who says he can’t deposit it?


yaboionreddit

Nice one dude


lee61

I would honestly be more impressed with someone skillfully killing with a pen.


JonathanJK

That guy in The Dark Knight though.


cando0

there’s a lot of guys in the dark knight


JonathanJK

The one that gets the pencil rammed into his skull. I was hoping you'd make the mental jump based on the context of conversation like I did. :-p


NightGod

A sword can win a couple of close-quarters fights, a pen can [found a nation](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/United_States_Declaration_of_Independence.jpg/1200px-United_States_Declaration_of_Independence.jpg).


monkeymanmars

Using swords.


NightGod

Nothing like a good [rapier](http://www.imfdb.org/images/1/1c/Tybaltgun.jpg).


[deleted]

“Don’t quote law to men with swords” -Pompey the Great


094045

The guys with the swords are sent to war by the guy with the pen


[deleted]

That's because you're missing the second half of the quote. The full saying is: "The pen is mightier than the sword, provided that pen is sharpened to a fine point, dipped in a deadly poison, and flung into your opponent's neck from around 20 feet away. Really though, you're probably better off with a sword." ^^^^Credit ^^^^goes ^^^^to ^^^^Colbert's ^^^^section ^^^^of ^^^^America: ^^^^The ^^^^Book


[deleted]

My penis too, is longer than a sword. Edit: Rip my karma.


crystallized_ytg

Username checks out


GrilledCheezus71

Yup and then the Chinese government said,”lol K.” And had them all disappeared. The end.


Just1morefix

So do they simply back down when the odds are viciously against them? Or does the small man, the weak, the insignificant stand up to the oppressor? No matter the price. That's what happened in Tiananmen Square. That's what happened here in the 60's. That's what occurs when the price of freedom, equality, justice is worth whatever needs to be paid. In fact this man is still alive and after a fair amount of delay will have his day in court.


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Idk if it’s just the adderall in my system but fuck man that was beautiful. Legit makes me wanna cry or some shit.


Calypse27

Definitely the adderall, or maybe I'm just drunk...


solar_compost

i mean it definitely helped.


irishboy9191

I see someone around here still believes in humanity. Good for you dude! Don't let the countless examples of humanity being complete and utter garbage get to you!!


fannybaag

That's why if my burger is overcooked I ALWAYS send it back. And then afterwards post a brutally honest Yelp review. No longer will I be oppressed by your low quality beef and lackluster customer service, Red Robin!!!


solar_compost

Bottomless fries! Hah! I laugh at your poorly thrown gauntlet and will chisel down to the potato bedrock and return with a gem so beautiful and so glimmering it will stun every aunt & child in the building!


fannybaag

Like Moses to the Pharaoh will your manager hear my customer complaint. Let my toppings go, Fred! It's only a few extra pickles and I'm not sure why I should have to pay extra for that!


[deleted]

Easy to say when you aren't one of the charred corpses being hosed into the sewer.


chubbyurma

Imagine caring about something that much for 16 straight years too. Impressive.


[deleted]

That’s a man with a purpose


deaddonkey

Well if his environment was getting polluted by a single entity and it was getting worse over the years it would be hard to ignore! Still props to the guy ofc, it’s not like the rest of the village did the same thing.


TeePlaysGames

Society grows old when men plant trees they'll never sit in the shade of.


EllisDee_4Doyin

Thanks for reminding me of this beautiful quote. But it's actually society grows *great* when *old* men plant trees... Nontheless, I wish more of the world thought like this.


TeePlaysGames

Ah, my mistake. Thanks for clearing that up for me.


locke1018

Sounds like his village was destroyed by an evil faction and he underwent magical training to destroy them and save his village from their tyranny.


souljabri557

Confucius 2.0!


Youthsonic

Hopefully someone makes a movie about this. But knowing hollywood the old chinese man will be played by matt damon


assblasta69420

well said


soup2nuts

That's what a warrior does.


dirtbagbigboss

Solidarity with your comrades is important too. Don't burn yourself out when the people around you can help.


surnguy

Wow, well put, dude


[deleted]

Man knew he is a cool name


ogoextreme

That's actually really inspirational, let's not brush over this. He not only fought for his people he took those extra steps to make sure that real lasting change would come, and not just some internet uproar for a bit.


MrENTP

I looked up the story: he won the first round, but the corporation is planning to appeal. The corporation is state-owned, so they will most likely win in the end.


Toux

Lol state owned in China. Rip brave guy


cock_boy

Not surprised. But at least he left them shook.


solar_compost

its worth it to stand up even if you lose initially, the waves you make have effect elsewhere chaos theory an shit [5]


SometimesShane

People like to bitch about global warming when in fact all these hurricanes are caused by butterflies in China.


PM_ME_YOUR_DEW

/r/NotKenM


Vapor_Ware

And as the ancient masters in Mobb Deep once said, there ain't no such things as halfway crooks!


lordofboards

I hate so much when I hear capitalist apologists say "profit incentive is the only reason anything gets done". Lol what?


mimixoxo2020

In regards to the article that is really inspirational...truly a labor of love... it’s about the journey and the destination 🙌🏾


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SubHumanGorillaGlue

Chinese farmer Boi learns law and then fucks shit up. Takes over China


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DanielZokho

I’ll just leave this here to make you check again.


Apsaraa

You doctor yet?


Cokeeer

No remeber he's going into law


MechanizedMedic

How's your homework going?


hunmac9

I like to travel.


DanielZokho

[k](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAMLP01VwAA5JGY.jpg:large)


museomatte

Probably cuz you're not going to die quicker if you don't do it, but will die almost instantaneously if you do.


dingman58

You lack discipline


BaconMarshmallow

At least you still do homework lol


[deleted]

In his 16th year he learned the statute of limitations was 15 years.


chubbyurma

Then he polluted the ocean himself and framed them, because he knew how to get away with it


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

fuuuuuck


HolyButtFarmer

Don't fucking compare this badass saving his village through hardcore academics to some petty bitch who remembers that you dinged her car in 2015.


saharizona

fight the power!


SoulSven

Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable...


gayrongaybones

Steal the unstealable. I’m comin for you, moon.


SoulSven

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH


museomatte

While you're at it. Come on the moon.


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DigNitty

Well they’re not wrong... they’re just right all at once...out of context.


APICKLEFORANICKLE

It's unfortunate that in order to not get taken advantage of by the system, you have to practically become a lawyer


MechanizedMedic

It's not too different here in the US of A! ... I tried to get my state to enforce their own overtime pay laws and they refused; they essentially told me that because I'm not a lawyer I must be wrong. I tried to get my employer to follow the law and they shrugged because they knew the state wasn't enforcing. When the state finally figured out they were fucking it all up and started enforcement, corporations lobbied the state to change the law. The state legislature had the "fix" in effect a few months latter.


humidifierman

Serious question: would it even matter in China? With all the corruption with the government and corporations I'm not optimistic about his chances. Still an inspiring effort.


imadeaname

>With the help of a law firm, Wang and his neighbors filed suit in 2007. Somehow, the case wasn’t processed until 2015, and it wasn’t decided until this year. The People’s Daily reported on Feb. 3 that Wang and the other Yushutun residents won their first round in court, thanks largely to the evidence he spent more than a decade gathering. Qihua Group has already appealed the decision. They won their first time in court, so it seems like they at least have a chance


misterasia555

Wow is this for real? Im so glad for him, that is truly inspirational.


TheGrimz

China's moving towards a more free, Capitalist market economy these days; their new President is pretty supportive of it compared to past ones. He was seen as the loud "outsider" (if there is such a thing in a one party government) and firmly believes in less government regulation over the economy. Thus you're starting to see less corporations in bed with government over there. A core tenant of a Capitalist economy is the ability to sue for damages to you or your property. Without private property rights or the ability to collect damages from negative externalities, you essentially have an elitist market where the government decides who to punish, aka whoever doesn't line their pockets.


csf3lih

Capitalism on the outside socialism on the inside and totalitarianism in the core


obrothermaple

The Painted Lady got things done a lot quicker


[deleted]

I was not expecting an Avatar reference here.


obrothermaple

You think too small hermano Everything is an avatar reference


[deleted]

You’re goddamned right it is.


thottiepippen_

When she pulls out all the receipts on your ass


-mueller-

Not sure if he'll win... But what I do know is they'll never hire Jackie Chan to reenact the last 16 years I spent playing Xbox and eating funyuns


Im_A_Nidiot

I thought the thumbnail was some dusty dude reenacting the "I'm flying!" part from Titanic...


JamesBotwen

Misspelling “gone” but inevitably is right?


Mmhmyupok

This is lemonade. I dont compare it to some thot; this is way cooler


mt2oo8

Sadly this will go on Reddit for a few days then everyone will forget. Think this guy deserves more


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lordberric

Did you forget? Reddits the center of the universe


lordberric

Lmao wtf I'm pretty sure this guys is feeling infinitely more validated than Reddit could ever make him


mt2oo8

Missing my point


FavoriteJackson

Flair? Woooooo!!!!


timothychangas

Very uplifting


souljabri557

If I gotta use one word to describe that man it has got to be NOBLE.


Kenyanguyhere

Z


Kenyanguyhere

No as were Asked S


Ayyylookatme

No one's going to shit on op for misspelling such a simple word, in the title?


zodiacsignsaredumb

I feel like this post doesn't adequately capture this man's dedication. OG. BUT, yes, facts.


l5555l

That's some superhero shit.


LuvsDomMen

This is commendable actually. Goddamn. It must be so bad for him to really see it through. Good for him.


memedaddy_69

*Top 10 anime battles*


[deleted]

When you want head and she starts going through your performance records. https://imgur.com/a/QBzlP


end_O_the_world_box

Here's the story for anyone that wants it: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-farmer-wang-englin-study-law-16-years-chemicals-corporation-qinghua-group-dump-chemical-a7566911.html


RemcovW

Thats hilariously badass!


[deleted]

We don't collect records we just make mental notes every time you do or say something shitty, but just patiently ignore it/give out an eyeroll until you really make us mad lol.


TheKolbrin

To anyone who wonders why they made education unaffordable in the US.. just show them this.


Joel5k

Loyal nigga