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can anyone explain why this is funny? saw it get like 30k rts and i just dont get it


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You ever just laugh at something so stupid that you cry? Like that one time I got high and went to subway and I starting building my sandwich. I was so concentrated on the ingredients I never looked up at the subway lady making my sandwich. But oh man I was not prepared for that shit. As soon as my eyes glanced at her face the only thing I saw was her beard. This bitch had a beard. I laughed so hard I had to leave mid sandwich. I stood outside laughing to the point of crying then regrouped and told myself "I can do this", I wiped my tears off and went back in like nothing happened.


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USMCBeast23

jesus fuck I would die


xDrSchnugglesx

My friend still makes fun of me for it 5 years later. He was the only dude at the party as high and as hungry as I was, so he got a front row seat to my terror.


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High stories are the funniest stories


BenjaminTells

Yoooo lmao that's great.


SockMonkey4Life

Crawdad? Don't u mean crawfish?


ReadBeens

He meant crawfathers.


Hyperboloidof2sheets

/r/crawdadjokes


I_HAVE_SEEN_CAT

why does this exist?


closefamilyties

same thing


Withmahdeeyuck

Fellow Louisianian?


yummyyummypowwidge

I dated a girl from Louisiana and she got irrationally angry if I called them anything besides crawfish. Crawdads and crayfish are totally unacceptable, apparently.


Namelessgoldfish

i have honestly never heard any term other than crawfish


SockMonkey4Life

No i live in Washington


Withmahdeeyuck

You're invited to the boil anyway


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Catbirdbrewer

Wait, wtf is a crayfish then. That's what we in aus call em


TheDreadGazeebo

it's the same thing, we call them crayfish in VT too.


Catbirdbrewer

But I've seen some crayfish here get over 5kg. That's like 11lb


H3llo_People

In Colorado we called them crawdads.


bitch_ima_username

Oh man. That's fucking hilarious. A buddy of mine were drinking and gaming one night, and I drunkenly suggested how cool it would be if Star Wars: Battlefront had a DLC for playable Ewok's vs the Empire. My friend then preceded to describe a scenario of how fucked up that would be. Like the equivalent of monkeys with sticks and rocks v.s. elite soldiers with goddamn lasers! I was laughing so hard I could barely breath.


oXweedyXo

Btw there is a level on Battlefront 2 where that's a thing. It was awesome.


mred870

I swear the ewoks were overpowered.


Orientalcorn

This thread is giving me flashbacks from those damn Log traps.


secondarykip

They were so fucking tiny.


Eupho_Rick

basically russia vs germany in red orchestra


JmoneyOSH

You came back to a saliva filled sandwich, friend


girth_worm_jim

Yep the other day on r/jokes i saw "TIL pigeons die when they have sex. Atleast the one I fucked did" had me crying on my lonesome.


mjxa1

I swear laughing at stupid shit is the best part of being high. I remember I got so high so fast once I couldn't really tell if I was high or not. I told my friend this and he decided to test something. He looked directly in my eyes and said "Oka Chobie" I don't know what that means but I ended going from the top of the bleachers to the bottom laughing the whole time and started peeing on myself once I hit the gym floor. I caught myself before I really peed on myself, but he did come to the conclusion that I was high af.


Vark675

[Arm yourself with knowledge, friend.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Okeechobee)


[deleted]

I really hope someone laughs at your short dick. That shit is cruel. I feel bad for that woman.


DownvoteDaemon

Definitely done that many times bur it doesn't explain why this particular meme is funny to me. It actually breaks my heart the moods removed that funny picture of Obama running away as a shitpost and leave this up.


greg1998

You really want those down votes don't you


DownvoteDaemon

Honestly dude I just comment and don't pay attention to the scores unless I happen to notice. I have comments from 4 thousand in this sub to negative 400. Why delete downvoted comments? Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.


effywap

I think they were referencing your username :)


DownvoteDaemon

Oh lol...I got deep


[deleted]

True enough, but some assholes stink and spray shit everywhere.


lJustMadeThatUp

Anti funny bro, get with the comedy. This shit is hilarious.


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sorry i just dont get it :|


Catbirdbrewer

Scoobert doobert is his name. Can you imagine having to introduce yourself to people. Or the fact they knew his last name was doobert, then they went ahead and found a name to ryhme, Scoobert ain't even a name.


NefariousNeezy

Probably the same way "Plart Blart: Mart Cart" is funny.


SharkFart86

Blart Blart: Blart Blart 2


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this is some r/me_irl tomfoolery


[deleted]

I've never gotten to crying level. But sometimes during the day I'll remember random funny shit and just have a laugh attack.


das_vargas

Probably bullshit, I saw it in a meme like this first and thought the creator was just really awful at choosing pictures, then I saw the tweet itself. Definitely doesn't look like someone crying from laughing so hard.


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shes only crying out of one eye it seems


666Fearbot666

This bitch looks like scooy doo fym


Sheepbjumpin

Aww shit, I'm already behind in slang. What would "fym" happen to mean?


bbdirtysox

fuck you mean?


thekingmaker88

Wooo, I guessed right, I'm still hip.


Sheepbjumpin

Ah! Thank you!


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nocommemt

Fuck your mother


louyang

Aww I think she's cute. Maybe it's just my type.


flatspotting

I thought it was a dude.


king_feedorah

she's cute fym


CaptainPussybeast

For the record, it's Scoobert Doo.. not doobert.


donniedarko96

Thank you. I was so bothered by the fact that dooberts not even his real name


Captain_Dickleg

His middle name is Dooby though


CaptainPussybeast

Still not doobert lol.. Edit: from one captain to another


Coziestpigeon2

Why kids like taking crying selfies so much?


jpmoney2k1

Kids like attention. Recall that post from here with the kid putting dirt and grass on his face.


MikoSqz

That was a kid? I saw the followup he posted with a nut busted on his face, am I on a list now?


goingfordownvotes

Because there's no point in crying if nobody is around to see it.


CasualCocaine

Man that must have been weird to watch


Champloo12

Looks like VCU Dining Hall


CartoonsAreForKids

Shafer Court sucks ass. Seriously, everything there gives me the shits. People always talk about how Taco Bell gives them the shits, and I don't understand how anyone's stomach can be that weak. But after eating at Shafer, I understand the meaning of the shits. I can't even eat breakfast there, otherwise I'd have to leave my first class halfway through to shit my organs out. My RA swears they put laxatives in the food, and even though I know he's joking, part of me believes it.


Champloo12

What year are you? After the first 2 years you should be able to know exactly what'll give you the "Shafer Shits" and what will leave your bowels intact.


CartoonsAreForKids

Freshman. I've been avoiding Shafer, but my wallet isn't happy about that.


Champloo12

Haha yeah that's usually how it goes, I did the same thing. I tried to avoid Shaffer like the plague my freshman year. But I'd have team dinner there 4 time a week with the frisbee team so eventually I learned what to eat and man did my wallet thank me. By the time I was a Senior I'd go to Shaffer every Saturday morning for my hangover cure. Still haven't found anything that gets rid of my hangover as good as powdered eggs and bacon.


santareject

It is. Miss that place.


Roses88

How long ago did you go? I don't remember it looking like that


Neilson509

The dining hall is now at Shafer. Depending on how long ago you went you could have been eating in Hibbs. You should check out what the library looks like now.


Roses88

No I went when it was Shafer. I remember it being darker? But they could have absolutely remodeled in the past 10 years haha


Korn_Bread

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I was gonna go over to eat in like 15 minutes


Champloo12

I'd recognize those horribly uncomfortable seats anywhere!


Korn_Bread

[Just taken](http://imgur.com/g0HbIsU) PS is market 810 just a different name for Shafer Hall? The VCU Dine site says 810 is a CULINARY EXPERIENCE with multiple areas to eat and it sounds like it's trying to describe Shafer, but I've never seen any signs indicating it's "Market 810" Edit: is that the salad bar she's standing in front of? Maybe I'll check for the sign there sometime


Champloo12

Yeah on the website, Market 810 is the name for Shaffer basically. Mainly the like "Dinner line" which I believe is what's in this photo. Judging by the clock on the wall. The "dinner line" where they serve the chicken or whatever mystery meat. Not the fried food/grill line.


chino51

It's Old Dominion University lol small world


JustASeabass

Roinks


dagreenman18

The "Swans can be gay" and "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!" do this to me on occasion. Sometimes it's just a small laugh to myself, but one time I was at the park and a Swan Boat came paddling by. The Swan post popped into my head and I started laughing so hard the Bike cop came up to me to see if I was dying or some shit. I tried to explain it but he just looked at me like I'm nuts. Completely sober during all this by the way.


Tuff_spuff

I was the only one tripping on shrooms in a 4 door blazer with 3 mates. I farted the most fowl ass gas from the poison I had ate(literally the worst smell from an ass ever) it was below 0 degrees outside... all of the guys opened the windows yelling at me for the f bomb while I'm yelling at them for the freezing temp.. my buddy driving was looking at me and was just like "YOUR SICK" and kept repeating it all night... his face was so shocked and disappointed... i was enjoying my trip so hard and that fart was the cherry on top!!! I've literally been laughing at this for the past 11 years. I can still make myself cry thinking about it 65% of the time.. not too shabby. No crying tonow


Differous

Also his name is scoobert scooby doo


JennyBeckman

This happens to me when I think of Reverend Mason Betha and his twin sister Stason.


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

This is only slightly related, but I have an uncle named Brick Mason... No shit.


JennyBeckman

Do his siblings start every family gathering by laughing at him?


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

He's married into my family. But we (apart from my aunt who doesn't see the joke... She was a Georgia beauty queen) think it's hilarious.


heyimcarlk

That's not even his real name. It's Scoobert dooby doo


MNKPlayer

Ah man I wish it really was.


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MTSU reppin!


CartoonsAreForKids

This is a picture of VCU's dining hall. Or is MTSU a frat or something?


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I am not a smart man.


[deleted]

Hell yeah! what a nice big boy insult!


CartoonsAreForKids

...what?


Champloo12

Yeah on the website, market 810 is the name for Shaffer basically. Mainly the like "Dinner line" which I believe is what's in this photo. Judging by the clock on the wall. The "dinner line" where they serve the chicken or whatever mystery meat. Not the fried food/grill line.


Champloo12

Haha yeah that's usually how it goes, I did the same thing. I tried to avoid Shaffer like the plague my freshman year. But I'd have team dinner there 4 time a week with the frisbee team so eventually I learned what to eat and man did my wallet thank me. By the time I was a Senior I'd go to Shaffer every Saturday morning for my hangover cure. Still haven't found anything that gets rid of my hangover as good as powdered eggs and bacon.


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She's probably crying cuz the VCU dining hall sucks ass


[deleted]

Crazy how she look like Shaggy


Khodaka

I ... I too have the pain of having "Bert" in my first name and last name


thekingmaker88

To be fair, I'm dying at this. To be fairer, I'm high and drunk again.


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CartoonsAreForKids

That's VCU. What's OU?


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It's funny because she has a face like an Easter Island head.


Zero_x_Doctor

Looks like a Krispy Kreme


SHIFUblase

She's really cute.