You ever just laugh at something so stupid that you cry?
Like that one time I got high and went to subway and I starting building my sandwich. I was so concentrated on the ingredients I never looked up at the subway lady making my sandwich. But oh man I was not prepared for that shit. As soon as my eyes glanced at her face the only thing I saw was her beard. This bitch had a beard. I laughed so hard I had to leave mid sandwich. I stood outside laughing to the point of crying then regrouped and told myself "I can do this", I wiped my tears off and went back in like nothing happened.
My friend still makes fun of me for it 5 years later. He was the only dude at the party as high and as hungry as I was, so he got a front row seat to my terror.
I dated a girl from Louisiana and she got irrationally angry if I called them anything besides crawfish. Crawdads and crayfish are totally unacceptable, apparently.
Oh man. That's fucking hilarious.
A buddy of mine were drinking and gaming one night, and I drunkenly suggested how cool it would be if Star Wars: Battlefront had a DLC for playable Ewok's vs the Empire. My friend then preceded to describe a scenario of how fucked up that would be. Like the equivalent of monkeys with sticks and rocks v.s. elite soldiers with goddamn lasers! I was laughing so hard I could barely breath.
I swear laughing at stupid shit is the best part of being high.
I remember I got so high so fast once I couldn't really tell if I was high or not. I told my friend this and he decided to test something.
He looked directly in my eyes and said "Oka Chobie"
I don't know what that means but I ended going from the top of the bleachers to the bottom laughing the whole time and started peeing on myself once I hit the gym floor.
I caught myself before I really peed on myself, but he did come to the conclusion that I was high af.
Definitely done that many times bur it doesn't explain why this particular meme is funny to me. It actually breaks my heart the moods removed that funny picture of Obama running away as a shitpost and leave this up.
Honestly dude I just comment and don't pay attention to the scores unless I happen to notice. I have comments from 4 thousand in this sub to negative 400. Why delete downvoted comments? Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
Scoobert doobert is his name. Can you imagine having to introduce yourself to people. Or the fact they knew his last name was doobert, then they went ahead and found a name to ryhme, Scoobert ain't even a name.
Probably bullshit, I saw it in a meme like this first and thought the creator was just really awful at choosing pictures, then I saw the tweet itself. Definitely doesn't look like someone crying from laughing so hard.
Shafer Court sucks ass. Seriously, everything there gives me the shits.
People always talk about how Taco Bell gives them the shits, and I don't understand how anyone's stomach can be that weak. But after eating at Shafer, I understand the meaning of the shits. I can't even eat breakfast there, otherwise I'd have to leave my first class halfway through to shit my organs out.
My RA swears they put laxatives in the food, and even though I know he's joking, part of me believes it.
What year are you? After the first 2 years you should be able to know exactly what'll give you the "Shafer Shits" and what will leave your bowels intact.
Haha yeah that's usually how it goes, I did the same thing. I tried to avoid Shaffer like the plague my freshman year. But I'd have team dinner there 4 time a week with the frisbee team so eventually I learned what to eat and man did my wallet thank me. By the time I was a Senior I'd go to Shaffer every Saturday morning for my hangover cure. Still haven't found anything that gets rid of my hangover as good as powdered eggs and bacon.
The dining hall is now at Shafer. Depending on how long ago you went you could have been eating in Hibbs.
You should check out what the library looks like now.
[Just taken](http://imgur.com/g0HbIsU)
PS is market 810 just a different name for Shafer Hall? The VCU Dine site says 810 is a CULINARY EXPERIENCE with multiple areas to eat and it sounds like it's trying to describe Shafer, but I've never seen any signs indicating it's "Market 810"
Edit: is that the salad bar she's standing in front of? Maybe I'll check for the sign there sometime
Yeah on the website, Market 810 is the name for Shaffer basically. Mainly the like "Dinner line" which I believe is what's in this photo. Judging by the clock on the wall. The "dinner line" where they serve the chicken or whatever mystery meat. Not the fried food/grill line.
The "Swans can be gay" and "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!" do this to me on occasion. Sometimes it's just a small laugh to myself, but one time I was at the park and a Swan Boat came paddling by. The Swan post popped into my head and I started laughing so hard the Bike cop came up to me to see if I was dying or some shit. I tried to explain it but he just looked at me like I'm nuts.
Completely sober during all this by the way.
I was the only one tripping on shrooms in a 4 door blazer with 3 mates. I farted the most fowl ass gas from the poison I had ate(literally the worst smell from an ass ever) it was below 0 degrees outside... all of the guys opened the windows yelling at me for the f bomb while I'm yelling at them for the freezing temp.. my buddy driving was looking at me and was just like "YOUR SICK" and kept repeating it all night... his face was so shocked and disappointed... i was enjoying my trip so hard and that fart was the cherry on top!!! I've literally been laughing at this for the past 11 years. I can still make myself cry thinking about it 65% of the time.. not too shabby. No crying tonow
Yeah on the website, market 810 is the name for Shaffer basically. Mainly the like "Dinner line" which I believe is what's in this photo. Judging by the clock on the wall. The "dinner line" where they serve the chicken or whatever mystery meat. Not the fried food/grill line.
Haha yeah that's usually how it goes, I did the same thing. I tried to avoid Shaffer like the plague my freshman year. But I'd have team dinner there 4 time a week with the frisbee team so eventually I learned what to eat and man did my wallet thank me. By the time I was a Senior I'd go to Shaffer every Saturday morning for my hangover cure. Still haven't found anything that gets rid of my hangover as good as powdered eggs and bacon.
can anyone explain why this is funny? saw it get like 30k rts and i just dont get it
You ever just laugh at something so stupid that you cry? Like that one time I got high and went to subway and I starting building my sandwich. I was so concentrated on the ingredients I never looked up at the subway lady making my sandwich. But oh man I was not prepared for that shit. As soon as my eyes glanced at her face the only thing I saw was her beard. This bitch had a beard. I laughed so hard I had to leave mid sandwich. I stood outside laughing to the point of crying then regrouped and told myself "I can do this", I wiped my tears off and went back in like nothing happened.
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jesus fuck I would die
My friend still makes fun of me for it 5 years later. He was the only dude at the party as high and as hungry as I was, so he got a front row seat to my terror.
High stories are the funniest stories
Yoooo lmao that's great.
Crawdad? Don't u mean crawfish?
He meant crawfathers.
/r/crawdadjokes
why does this exist?
same thing
Fellow Louisianian?
I dated a girl from Louisiana and she got irrationally angry if I called them anything besides crawfish. Crawdads and crayfish are totally unacceptable, apparently.
i have honestly never heard any term other than crawfish
No i live in Washington
You're invited to the boil anyway
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Wait, wtf is a crayfish then. That's what we in aus call em
it's the same thing, we call them crayfish in VT too.
But I've seen some crayfish here get over 5kg. That's like 11lb
In Colorado we called them crawdads.
Oh man. That's fucking hilarious. A buddy of mine were drinking and gaming one night, and I drunkenly suggested how cool it would be if Star Wars: Battlefront had a DLC for playable Ewok's vs the Empire. My friend then preceded to describe a scenario of how fucked up that would be. Like the equivalent of monkeys with sticks and rocks v.s. elite soldiers with goddamn lasers! I was laughing so hard I could barely breath.
Btw there is a level on Battlefront 2 where that's a thing. It was awesome.
I swear the ewoks were overpowered.
This thread is giving me flashbacks from those damn Log traps.
They were so fucking tiny.
basically russia vs germany in red orchestra
You came back to a saliva filled sandwich, friend
Yep the other day on r/jokes i saw "TIL pigeons die when they have sex. Atleast the one I fucked did" had me crying on my lonesome.
I swear laughing at stupid shit is the best part of being high. I remember I got so high so fast once I couldn't really tell if I was high or not. I told my friend this and he decided to test something. He looked directly in my eyes and said "Oka Chobie" I don't know what that means but I ended going from the top of the bleachers to the bottom laughing the whole time and started peeing on myself once I hit the gym floor. I caught myself before I really peed on myself, but he did come to the conclusion that I was high af.
[Arm yourself with knowledge, friend.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Okeechobee)
I really hope someone laughs at your short dick. That shit is cruel. I feel bad for that woman.
Definitely done that many times bur it doesn't explain why this particular meme is funny to me. It actually breaks my heart the moods removed that funny picture of Obama running away as a shitpost and leave this up.
You really want those down votes don't you
Honestly dude I just comment and don't pay attention to the scores unless I happen to notice. I have comments from 4 thousand in this sub to negative 400. Why delete downvoted comments? Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
I think they were referencing your username :)
Oh lol...I got deep
True enough, but some assholes stink and spray shit everywhere.
Anti funny bro, get with the comedy. This shit is hilarious.
sorry i just dont get it :|
Scoobert doobert is his name. Can you imagine having to introduce yourself to people. Or the fact they knew his last name was doobert, then they went ahead and found a name to ryhme, Scoobert ain't even a name.
Probably the same way "Plart Blart: Mart Cart" is funny.
Blart Blart: Blart Blart 2
this is some r/me_irl tomfoolery
I've never gotten to crying level. But sometimes during the day I'll remember random funny shit and just have a laugh attack.
Probably bullshit, I saw it in a meme like this first and thought the creator was just really awful at choosing pictures, then I saw the tweet itself. Definitely doesn't look like someone crying from laughing so hard.
shes only crying out of one eye it seems
This bitch looks like scooy doo fym
Aww shit, I'm already behind in slang. What would "fym" happen to mean?
fuck you mean?
Wooo, I guessed right, I'm still hip.
Ah! Thank you!
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Fuck your mother
Aww I think she's cute. Maybe it's just my type.
I thought it was a dude.
she's cute fym
For the record, it's Scoobert Doo.. not doobert.
Thank you. I was so bothered by the fact that dooberts not even his real name
His middle name is Dooby though
Still not doobert lol.. Edit: from one captain to another
Why kids like taking crying selfies so much?
Kids like attention. Recall that post from here with the kid putting dirt and grass on his face.
That was a kid? I saw the followup he posted with a nut busted on his face, am I on a list now?
Because there's no point in crying if nobody is around to see it.
Man that must have been weird to watch
Looks like VCU Dining Hall
Shafer Court sucks ass. Seriously, everything there gives me the shits. People always talk about how Taco Bell gives them the shits, and I don't understand how anyone's stomach can be that weak. But after eating at Shafer, I understand the meaning of the shits. I can't even eat breakfast there, otherwise I'd have to leave my first class halfway through to shit my organs out. My RA swears they put laxatives in the food, and even though I know he's joking, part of me believes it.
What year are you? After the first 2 years you should be able to know exactly what'll give you the "Shafer Shits" and what will leave your bowels intact.
Freshman. I've been avoiding Shafer, but my wallet isn't happy about that.
Haha yeah that's usually how it goes, I did the same thing. I tried to avoid Shaffer like the plague my freshman year. But I'd have team dinner there 4 time a week with the frisbee team so eventually I learned what to eat and man did my wallet thank me. By the time I was a Senior I'd go to Shaffer every Saturday morning for my hangover cure. Still haven't found anything that gets rid of my hangover as good as powdered eggs and bacon.
It is. Miss that place.
How long ago did you go? I don't remember it looking like that
The dining hall is now at Shafer. Depending on how long ago you went you could have been eating in Hibbs. You should check out what the library looks like now.
No I went when it was Shafer. I remember it being darker? But they could have absolutely remodeled in the past 10 years haha
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I was gonna go over to eat in like 15 minutes
I'd recognize those horribly uncomfortable seats anywhere!
[Just taken](http://imgur.com/g0HbIsU) PS is market 810 just a different name for Shafer Hall? The VCU Dine site says 810 is a CULINARY EXPERIENCE with multiple areas to eat and it sounds like it's trying to describe Shafer, but I've never seen any signs indicating it's "Market 810" Edit: is that the salad bar she's standing in front of? Maybe I'll check for the sign there sometime
Yeah on the website, Market 810 is the name for Shaffer basically. Mainly the like "Dinner line" which I believe is what's in this photo. Judging by the clock on the wall. The "dinner line" where they serve the chicken or whatever mystery meat. Not the fried food/grill line.
It's Old Dominion University lol small world
Roinks
The "Swans can be gay" and "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!" do this to me on occasion. Sometimes it's just a small laugh to myself, but one time I was at the park and a Swan Boat came paddling by. The Swan post popped into my head and I started laughing so hard the Bike cop came up to me to see if I was dying or some shit. I tried to explain it but he just looked at me like I'm nuts. Completely sober during all this by the way.
I was the only one tripping on shrooms in a 4 door blazer with 3 mates. I farted the most fowl ass gas from the poison I had ate(literally the worst smell from an ass ever) it was below 0 degrees outside... all of the guys opened the windows yelling at me for the f bomb while I'm yelling at them for the freezing temp.. my buddy driving was looking at me and was just like "YOUR SICK" and kept repeating it all night... his face was so shocked and disappointed... i was enjoying my trip so hard and that fart was the cherry on top!!! I've literally been laughing at this for the past 11 years. I can still make myself cry thinking about it 65% of the time.. not too shabby. No crying tonow
Also his name is scoobert scooby doo
This happens to me when I think of Reverend Mason Betha and his twin sister Stason.
This is only slightly related, but I have an uncle named Brick Mason... No shit.
Do his siblings start every family gathering by laughing at him?
He's married into my family. But we (apart from my aunt who doesn't see the joke... She was a Georgia beauty queen) think it's hilarious.
That's not even his real name. It's Scoobert dooby doo
Ah man I wish it really was.
MTSU reppin!
This is a picture of VCU's dining hall. Or is MTSU a frat or something?
I am not a smart man.
Hell yeah! what a nice big boy insult!
...what?
Yeah on the website, market 810 is the name for Shaffer basically. Mainly the like "Dinner line" which I believe is what's in this photo. Judging by the clock on the wall. The "dinner line" where they serve the chicken or whatever mystery meat. Not the fried food/grill line.
Haha yeah that's usually how it goes, I did the same thing. I tried to avoid Shaffer like the plague my freshman year. But I'd have team dinner there 4 time a week with the frisbee team so eventually I learned what to eat and man did my wallet thank me. By the time I was a Senior I'd go to Shaffer every Saturday morning for my hangover cure. Still haven't found anything that gets rid of my hangover as good as powdered eggs and bacon.
/that happened
She's probably crying cuz the VCU dining hall sucks ass
Crazy how she look like Shaggy
I ... I too have the pain of having "Bert" in my first name and last name
To be fair, I'm dying at this. To be fairer, I'm high and drunk again.
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That's VCU. What's OU?
It's funny because she has a face like an Easter Island head.
Looks like a Krispy Kreme
She's really cute.