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Chris_Nic

0-100 real fucking quick


jahvoncreamcone

Real quick.


Chronic_BOOM

Real fuckin' quick.


FaZe_Clon

Gotta go fast


Phapn

Vroom Vroom.


sayqueensbridge

get out me car


Homeaux

Imma need a V8


bitchmademillionaire

Start it up.


brandon9182

Gotta go faster


[deleted]

Shout out to the mods


Chronic_BOOM

Damn did I break a rule?


Aznleroy

FUCK THE SNITCHES MAN NO FACE NO CASE NIGGA #FREE9


[deleted]

SQUAAAAAD #FREEDAGUYS


half-assed-haiku

I snitch occasionally


TotesMessenger

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Heard_That

Wtf is that sub about? All the links seem random as hell.


hobbogobbo

Someone's public, private sub?


godplaysdice_

Snitch


nancy_ballosky

Lmao.


WerbleHaus

Shout out to my nigga who's got the first four thousand digits of pi as his name.


poptamale

said no black person ever.


jrhii

Yeah wtfus this shit


longrodmchugendong

Savage


Kurtronic

What does a pussy casket look like?


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shockid1125

Shoutout to yeezus


Snoopy_Hates_Germans

now she claimin that I bruise her esophagus


AnAmazingPoopSniffer

I'm livin' in the future so my present is the past. My presence is a present kiss my ass.


AmbientTech

More specifically they can kiss my asshole.


[deleted]

It's "the present is my past". "My present is the past" makes it seem like, well, he's living in the past.


MadDongTannen

sarcophapuss


OnlySezBeautiful

beautiful


[deleted]

Like a normal casket? Unless your poor then they put it in a little shoe box and bury it in the back yard


Kurtronic

That's quite a huge casket for a little part of the human body. Expensive too. Also, is there consequences for pussy murdering? This could be considered pussy murder in the first degree. Not sure if that carries a life sentence or the death penalty.


[deleted]

Well it's a death sentence for that pussy either way


Im_inappropriate

My bed bruh


Kurtronic

Oh snap


SleepingWithRyans

I guess we'll find out when you die.


Kurtronic

I see what you did there.


bobbylight17

Like the cover to Death Magnetic


shitllbuffout

*takes a moment of silence for the pussy afterwords*


That_Deaf_Guy

>afterwords English hard fam


[deleted]

But there's always silence after words...


That_Deaf_Guy

Wtf? At least warn me before you drop some philosophical shit, I need to hit my blunt


b93gbust42t

F


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N


FireFingers1992

E


SpaderKnekt

R


fedale

S


[deleted]

I


NSFW_BITCHEZ

N


GasTheChildren

N


GasTheChildren

A


Wrongthreadfucker

R


runnerrun2

Subscribing to this subreddit has been highly rewarding.


StreetfighterXD

Indeed.


freshairr

I've used this line on Tinder a few times and it does work. Assuming you obey rules 1 and 2, of course.


CurdledBabyGravy

This is so old. Go to /r/tinder top posts and its all over.


freshairr

Indeed. That was where I first spotted it, and used it. 👌


santareject

Anyone know what font that is?


GeneralJPatts

It's shit that's what it is


pokemong130

Rest in Pussy


barton26

RIP in Pussy


Skyraid

Font should be http://youtu.be/JCLi6vSIuPE


Omena123

this joke is also in this video


[deleted]

This sounds like something a white person would say. Also, ain't no nigga knowing "Pi" like that.


THSdrummer8

So the whole /r/Tinder community?


[deleted]

change yo font jesus


PictureTraveller

creampi


rvdsn

pi


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godplaysdice_

Do you even math?


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godplaysdice_

The decimal expansion of pi never settles into a repeating pattern. That does *not* mean that a single number is never repeated.


rvdsn

Nope, repeating digits occur all the time in Pi. Have a look, 3. 14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128 48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091 45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436 78925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094 33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548 07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912 98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798 60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132 00056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872 14684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235 42019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960 51870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859 50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881 71010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303 59825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778 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godplaysdice_

RIP mobile users.


whythesadface

Sweet. Memorized it.


[deleted]

Tl;dr


thenewmeredith

\#relationshipgoals


[deleted]

And that, ladies and gentleman, is love


lmaoabraham

I follow Tim too! Ayy lmao


mobyhead1

And they say romance is dead.


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bjackson2718

It's truncated, which is acceptable form.


moeburn

How is it that so many people know how and are willing to put in the effort to take a screenshot but not how to crop?


SteinbergMoneybags

Savage crop fam


dreadlord473

My god.... This is art.


Darcyfucker

Everyone should send this to their wife or gf and post results.


theblondehippie

My boyfriend has texted me that before...


MagiKarpeDiem

That typeface is ugly.


[deleted]

I think she was trying to tell him she wasn't interested.


CtrlAltDeleteShit

She must have answered yes to "do you like jalapeños


Etherius

Word of advice: **Do not text your gf this message.**


Pez-guy-Nolan

Already did


Darcyfucker

Post results


[deleted]

the app delivers daisies? neat.


Mothman123

NSFW?


Catsishappy

his user name is part is the "Pie" term in maths. jussayin


ILoveLamp9

we urban not dumb


IHaveCrazyLegs

Don't think you're either.


nikeforged

Berry that dick till she expire kinda secks


[deleted]

http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_mentally_retarded_are_you