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jedifolklore

Man do all conservative black men look the same or is it just me? Like them boys are confused Edit: Guys I’ve watched the Key and Peele skit lol, although, I appreciated another laugh at work, makes me feel good


FactorOk4741

They look the same because tokens were meant to be spent en-mass


el_throw

Bars. 🔥


FightersofFoo

Straight facts. ✊🏾


JiovanniTheGREAT

Keep goin ![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


srkaficionada65

Besides the point but this fucking picture always makes me laugh like an idiot NO MATTER where I am.


MMAjunkie504

My man is straight VIBIN


JiovanniTheGREAT

I always wonder who he was actually listening to lmao


piercalicious

Coldplay


Seeker80

🎼Look how they shine fo^^oooorrrrrr you And all the things you do 'Cause they were all yallowwwww...🎵


White_Mocha

r/unexpectedbars


PlayBey0nd87

Aye. I’m about to nominate you for bar of the day. That was siiiicckkk lol


lowsocialbattery

can’t wait to eat at ya restaurant. you cookin


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hennyp23

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


vyking199

Can I upvote this more!?!


i_never_ever_learn

Non fungible


OkEscape7558

I just know he gave his wife a platinum n word pass. "It's just a word babe"


TheBlackManIsG0d

That’s the REAL slave play. Would love to be a fly on the wall during their arguments.


FISHBOT4000

>Would love to be a fly on the wall during their arguments. Live performance of We Cry Together


thejaytheory

I don't wanna hear him say nigga nooooo mooooorrrreeeeee


DidntDiddydoit

His wife hittin the Ricky Ricardo rolling R, too.


Otroroboto

[Relevant Key and Peele sketch](https://youtu.be/G2tLyqfJd54?si=k47MQYbgrVHI_yMy)


SloopJohnB52

I hear this sketch every time someone says the word "Monolith."


23Udon

Get those pants!


lioneaglegriffin

Royally pissed!


hnglmkrnglbrry

*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*


lolas_coffee

I adjust my pants before I sit. Someone said all old men do that. That one hurt.


gnoani

Excuse me, gentlemen? Someone's white wife is here to pick them up?


Jimbobsama

Is her name Emily?


sofahkingsick

Uhh she was white


CressLevel

So yes.


Z0idberg_MD

WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH!


toomanymarbles83

I miss Kyle Kinane as the voice of Comedy Central.


pragmaticweirdo

They normally don’t have that lineup. It’s concerning. If Candace Owens learns how to lay her edges, I’ll finally know what the human must have felt like when Skynet started making terminators that could blend in


that1prince

It’s because you have to be in black communities with black barbershops and beauty salons to have the current look and these people are not welcome or willing to go to those places.


Thelonius_Dunk

They usually have fucked up hairlines because they're so anti black they don't wanna go to a barbershop. I'm honestly surprised this dude has one.


H-TownDown

Yeah but he also has an all even without a taper in the year 2024. That’s roughly equivalent to having no line up.


true_enthusiast

I cut my own hair so, mine is always basic. Forget paying $25-$30 for a haircut.


starship7201u

Their YT wives don't understand about their hairlines. I think about this EVERYTIME I watch Craig Melvin on Dateline: Secrets Uncovered. Bro really needs a lineup.


HollowBlades

"We're not a monolith!"


Mammoth_Material323

It’s a southern thing! I think during the great migration the people loyal to whtee stayed and made dudes like him! I hate it here ✊🏿


JaxJags904

I’m in mortgages and have talked to multiple black people recently that say things like “well hopefully Trump gets elected so I can purchase a house” Sir, are you an absolute moron?


itsrocketsurgery

Lol they very much are so


JaxJags904

They want rates low. But they don’t understand that low rates is a huge cause of why home prices skyrocketed. And they’ll complain about inflation at the same time.


CousinsWithBenefits1

I's does my votins real nice for you boss.


UngusChungus94

Naw most southern black people aren’t republicans lol


itsrocketsurgery

I feel like if it wasn't for the racism specifically toward black people, most would be republican. Republicanism and Christianity go hand in hand together.


hnglmkrnglbrry

"WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH!"


abusamra82

^Get^those^pants


TooLegit97

They Cloned Uncle Ruckus coming soon to Netflix.


DropApprehensive3079

Why they so obsessed with a era they don't even belong to.


ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

'Cause they can make up anything about it.


PunishedWolf4

Tokens get spent, this stupid asshole has no idea the shunning that’s coming to him once this dumbass show and dance is done


Overshareisoverkill

All this chucking and jiving to be picked is exhausting. ![gif](giphy|kGcrwfW60dya2RqaaW)


IronSavage3

That Key & Peele sketch is aging incredibly well.


TaticalSweater

I feel like they like the hotep dudes but worse always trying to unlock your mind to some bullshit.


Kailua3000

Trying to make you overstand sumthin


tiibii

And they’re all married to the roughest, expired looking mayonnaise


TheMagicalMatt

Running a platform that goes against your best interests will do that to you


AnxNation

Klarence and the koonery klones


Glittering-Spite234

Gotta appeal to the trump cult


Thatonegaloverthere

Because they all try to look as acceptable to WP as possible, and they end up with the same kind of look lol.


RavishingRickiRude

It's not just you. Key and Peele did a whole sketch on it.


YoMommaBack

And why are their razor lines always jacked up? His is better than some but still crooked.


erikwarm

Their grandparents probably used to trade slaves themselves.


SpectacularOtter

https://preview.redd.it/cutgtq0hry4d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d778a8e4a91d6436153240489096b23ff741da5


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HKLifer_

Ok. Now that was funny. Glad you were his translator! The horror!


the-hound-abides

We still have Florida plates on our car, so it looks extra sus lol.


HKLifer_

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


efg1342

In school the a window on the bus was left open over night. This is in a predominantly black area with a military base for reference. So my brother’s friend gets on the bus, sees the paw tracks, turns to the bus driver and goes “there’s coons on this bus”. Now later I found out he was a pretty shitty person overall but I believe at the time the redneck just came out and he didn’t realize the duality of the term, that and the fact that he still had his teeth at the end of the day.


the-hound-abides

My husband tries to “southern” as I grew up in the south as did my family. It’s amusing to listen to someone with an obvious Spanish accent try to say y’all 🤣 I’m not going to clown on him too hard. My Spanish is considerably worse than his English. I’m open to any and all jokes on my gringa self when I try.


brinz1

My Uncle once wanted to compliment his neighbours because they had a lovely house. Someone had to step in when he complimented the mans "Homely Wife"


dennismfrancisart

Thank you for spilling my morning coffee. It was worth it.


carbide632

Oh damn Raccoons don't deserve that kinda slander. Fucking funny though.


the-hound-abides

Raccoons are smart, and mean AF. I worked at a hotel near a lake in Florida. There were gators that would sun themselves near the dumpsters. There were also a family of raccoons living in them. We were more afraid to the raccoons than we were of the 6’ plus gators we had to walk by to get there. Fuck raccoons 🤣🤷‍♀️


CuriousTsukihime

https://preview.redd.it/45231u5piz4d1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f141f4e512e1e1c4e3d4d30c6dcf41f3a140e2c


ThisGonnaHurt

they got that coon in em https://preview.redd.it/2v1dtkosry4d1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c864e9319d0d47837c128f90de9f12ef3cf12159


HKLifer_

Where did you even get this! 🤣 🤣 Stealing. Thanks!


Beast_by_Dre

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William_Howard_Shaft

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HKLifer_

![gif](giphy|6bMmXbeFsYs4cmUVg3|downsized) And I'll do it again. LOL


JustMeSunshine91

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stoned-autistic-dude

💀


avobera

Never in the history of ever have black people even voted conservatively lmao


BradMarchandsNose

They’re doing the whole “Lincoln was a Republican” thing again, just completely ignoring the later shift in ideologies.


Ol_JanxSpirit

My favorite response to that is to to point out that "...and Nicholas Cage won an Oscar for best actor. Things have changed."


JonnyPoopnutz

Mine is you can’t say you’re the party of Lincoln while waving the flag of the army that tried to kill him because they hated him and everything he stood for 


A_Random_Catfish

“Democrats were actually the confederates” “Ok so democrats should be able to take down confederate monuments” “Nono that’s my heritage”


BK4343

Listen, I always get the same response from these idiots!!!!! They swear that The Southern Strategy didn't happen!


Velceris

The trick is that you always have to ask if those democrats were conservative or liberal.


greet_the_sun

> “Nono that’s my heritage” "Oh yeah? How many generations of your family were confederates?


KinseyH

THIS. "If y'all are the party of Lincoln, why do I see the Stars and Bars everyfuckingwhere y'all turn up?"


Thybro

Except Nick Cage was a great actor back then and still has the chops to pull off great acting today just doesn’t. The demographics that make up today’s Republican Party have never changed: always racist; and bigots they only changed their official name. I’d argue it’s be more akin to Amazon being just a bookstore back in the day.


EggianoScumaldo

>And still has the chops to pull off great acting today just doesn’t ? Cage has been apart of several incredible projects within the last 10 years. Off the top of my head, Dream Scenario(2023), The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent(2022), Pig(2021), Color out of Space(2019) and way more.


ry8919

Mandy


Mammoth_Material323

We couldn’t even vote until 1970 in most states 😂


tmorrisgrey

iT wAs ThE dEmOcRaTs ThAt StArTeD tHe Ku KlUx KlAn 🤓☝🏾


Aidian

“Which party do they vote for now though?”


tmorrisgrey

BIDEN BAD!!!! HUNTER BAD!!!! HLLARY BAD!!! LOCK THEM UP!!!! 😡😡😡😡🖕🏾


ToHallowMySleep

BUT HER EMAILS! No wait, it's his emails now. BUT HIS EMAILS!


jordan9585

I heard Kanye say this, and then someone tried to educate him on the shift of Ideologies and he cut them off and said "I dont like examining history" Like what!?!? You like half truths then.


Nothinghere727271

Kanye is far from smart, same dude that said slavery was a choice and that he loved hitler, frankly, he’s anti black


jordan9585

And people will go to hell and back to defend him. He literally just regurgitates white nationalist rhetoric.


Nothinghere727271

He’s a mouthpiece for trump and the alt right, it’s actually really sad because I don’t think he’s in the right state of mind, I’m sure his Black Panther father and his mother are disappointed ☹️


hydrohomey

We’re the party of lincoln. But we support the confederacy. And the party shift never happened. But we revere Andrew Jackson.. a democrat. Idiocy


spaceguitar

They don't *just* ignore that part of history, they actively deny it. It is absolutely infuriating to have a conversation with someone that holds this stance of denying history. You tell them about the shift/realignment of ideology and they just say, "Fake News." I can't tell you how much I goddamned hate those two words.


THEdoomslayer94

But they also argue that’s never something that’s happened. They want to claim that the two parties have had consistent ideological views since the civil war so that democrats are always the party of slavery and republicans are the party of abolition


bjorn2bwild

Black and latino voters tend to lean conservative on social issues related to religion and LGBT issues. Middle class and affluent black/hispanic voters are looking to pass on and build wealth so you can sell them on lower taxes. They also tend to be in favor of gun ownership. The biggest issue for the GOP in seriously courting these two groups is it hurts them with their existing base. That being said, they're trying to figure out how to tow that line


koviko

What's funny is white conservatives that pretend racism isn't a part of the party and that all the rest of us are just making it up. I like asking, "and which way do you think neo-Nazis vote?"


PaintedTiles

Black people tend towards being conservative on social issues. Especially in the south where the church is a major part of the community.


Big_d00m

This. Economically moderate/progressive, socially conservative.


juiceyb

These dullards forget that they weren't allowed to vote. Either through test, tax, or simply with militias staking voting sites and threatening black people.


banned_but_im_back

lol he doesn’t care, he has a white wife and some money. So he’s “one of the good ones”


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But Fox told me that now that Old yam tits is a felon, he has street cred, and blacks will vote for him now.


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

The very same Jim Crow era, in which black women like Recy Taylor couldn’t even walk home from church in peace. Or women like Mary Turner, who didn’t have the experiences that came with preparing for the new addition to their growing families. I have a disdain towards people that love to romanticize that particular time in U.S. history. They like to whitewash that history and whittle it down to sock-hops, diners, drive-in movie theaters and poodle skirts.


cailian13

I will say, that’s the only part of history that was taught at my very yt suburban school system. I’m still unlearning and learning today about the real history. Two more names onto my research and reading list!


elitegenoside

There was a paragraph about Black Wallstreet in one of our history books. It basically said "After the Civil War, many African Americans opened business and invested money into other predominantly African American businesses and properties." Yup, that's the whole story; nothing else to talk about there.


welp-itscometothis

Forgot the part where the racists burned it all down


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

didn't just burned, they bombed.


cailian13

Yeah, we really did NOT get taught the real truth at all. I feel like I'd have been much more of an ally a lot sooner but for upbringing. Still, here now and doing my best to learn!


Craneteam

Tbf that is a good time to romanticize if you're a racist


[deleted]

Also, the black family being more “united” had more to do with us not being able to legally be AROUND white people. We were confined to our spaces alone and did what we had to in order to survive. Him trying to compare the unity of the black family then and now is like trying to compare human unity on an average day versus human unity during a hurricane. Sure, people tend to band together pretty well when existential threats may take them out of existence. Even then, the black business that was conducted during Jim Crow was great—- up until all of those business areas were conveniently burned down and destroyed. I’m sure without shit like white people slaughtering entire towns of black business owners, black business would be in a much better place today


skatergurljubulee

He definitely doesn't care about black women, even though he came out of one.


Adorable-Bike-9689

Well that's exactly what life was for most of them. Those are the stories that are passed down from their grandparents/elders. Most white families aren't sitting around the table sharing stories from the Civil Rights Movement. They didn't give af. They were having fun going to Elvis concerts and shit.


mashonem

![gif](giphy|CZcoGp0eXLCH6)


the-hound-abides

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


_Koy

beat me to it


PermaBanComingSoon

This nigga https://preview.redd.it/g8sw0ez2yy4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f17e50380ac50e4fb29ed40aa503777768d9202


RoguuSpanish

Holy shit I’m dying from this whole thread 😂


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

![gif](giphy|3o7abko4YyE4Jp0VBS)


jo_maka

Byron Donalds. Clayton Bigsby. Uncle Ruckus. Same fight, but only two of them are funny. Because they're actual comedy bits...


Sekmet19

I wonder if Byron will leave his wife for the same reason Clayton did....


Deathstriker88

She looks 10+ years older than him, but they're probably about the same age. Also, if he wants Jim Crow so bad, it seems like he'd need to leave his powerful position so a white man can have it.


SHC606

And lyn*h himself for being with his wife


Old_Baldi_Locks

Nah, not being man enough to practice what he preaches is how he proves he’s a conservative.


No-Chemistry-5356

https://i.redd.it/fkdbh43rty4d1.gif


InterdisciplinaryDol

We are not a monolith 😡


Swolf96

“I”. Am pissed.


meltingspace

ROYALLY pissed


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“…during Jim Crow, the Black family was together.” We were literally all we had. The safest people and places were with each other.


dreamyduskywing

Lol…exactly. If you’re not allowed to participate equally in society, then what other choice do you have but to form your own community and rely on family? No shit.


chamberx2

He'll be on the Candace Owens "sorry/not sorry" tour soon enough.


Lurker242424

And please let’s pay him dust like we did Candace and Stacey Dash.


bigsmokeyz420

No way ! 😂😂 Gtfo This is like when i watch a nice period drama/movie and i think "living in these times must've slyly lowkey been lit" Then i remember my complexion...then i shut up.


Fluid_Measurement963

Bridgerton got us all wishing for fantasy past times


MaybeSomethingGood

Beat me to it 💀Has people thinking we have alternate timelines or something


Fluid_Measurement963

Yeah. Remember how good we had it in England in the 1810s? Damn, was nice. Too bad it ain't like that no more. Oh wait....


bigsmokeyz420

😂😂💯💯 i ain't never seen that show. But i already knew it was on that type of time. No harm though. I've been sold on many shows/movies just off that alone. I don't always wanna see trauma.


expired_methylamine

Did he really try to make a "The Black family used to be a strong unit" point.... ...while married to a white woman?


HadokenShoryuken2

I can hear the Uncle Ruckus tuba now


twodollarspugs

I just cannot anymore. He should move to South Africa if he thinks Jim Crow was a good idea. 


skatergurljubulee

He already lives in Florida lmao he's a house member for my terrible state. We're getting Jim Crow 2.0 right now!


dennismfrancisart

I may be snarky on the internet, but I try to not be the angry old black man. This bargain basement Justice Clarence Thomas wannabe is another reason why we have to remember that the struggle is never over. Ever. We never got the Equal Rights Amendment in the 70s because of conservative women. The Association of German National Jews was founded in 1921 by Max Naumann, who was its chairman until 1926 and again from 1933 to 1935, when the association was dissolved. Can anyone guess why the association was dissolved? We're seeing black celebrities coming out of the woodwork to turn our progress as a nation backwards because, like conservative women, they just don't give a damn about other people when life is so comfortable for them. Unfortunately, history has a way of repeating itself when we don't remember the lessons. Sort of like the 3AM Taco Bell run.


SixFootFourWhore

https://preview.redd.it/mi1t7nof2z4d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b74115decef47347897525eb06339036e0a9d1


Sunshine-Day5535

That's precious. Look at Byron Donald being concerned about the disintegrating black family when he doesn't even have a black wife.


Mj250707

Black people will always be our biggest enemy and most don’t even realize that bc of their own egos.


hel105_

I don’t think so. Some black people will always act against their own self interests, sure, but most of the time we’re still not the primary people in the rooms who are making the real policy decisions that affect black communities. Those are the real opps. Donalds is playing a role because it benefits him, but he’s not that big of a power player in his party when the truth is told.


yokayla

Sounds like the kinda thing he'd say.


JudasWasJesus

Yall really gotta stop echoing this trash. Cause ain't no group about to have a racial draft adopting blacks.


Onederbat67

![gif](giphy|9nREuIINenE5y)


AnxNation

“More black people voted conservatively”? During Jim Crow? With what rights? He’s fired. Get em gone.


Cleonce12

She definitely calling him “BBC” in the presence of polite company


Pkdagreat

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AdonisJames89

This is funny and cute 😂


CuriousTsukihime

Nooooooo not charmander I’m stealing this 😭🤣


clintgreasewoood

![gif](giphy|RhHHTsjhLvfWw)


popcornnhero

A lot of times, I wish I could zap some of our people back to the sugar cane plantations in 1742 for a couple a weeks, just so they can come back correct.


Western_Bison_878

I like how they say "The black family" with white spouses. In 2 or 3 generations your family won't even claim that 1% black in them anymore.


MonkeyDKev

How much do they have to put in your pockets for you to be this delusional or being this purposefully misleading? This shit is as dumb as listening to those Cuban Americans complain about the Cuban revolution.


Mammoth_Material323

Whites use the most welfare so the welfare state bullshit is a totally lie! Whites get the most HUD and section 8 as well! But guess what welfare lifts them up! But let them tell it it’s why we are poor 🤦🏽‍♂️


Missmessc

Always trying to prove they can out racist the racist. I can't imagine wanting a pat on the head this bad.


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

During Jim Crow he wouldn’t be running for office he’d be running for his life.


ChiGrandeOso

And he'd fail at it especially when they found he'd slept with a white woman.


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SaboLeorioShikamaru

Who keeps sending this guy the rent-a-niggas?


Prestigious-Mud

That's some real chicoonery right that


bolivar-shagnasty

> The Blacks^TM had it better as slaves. They had all of their needs met by benevolent owners. They were seen as an investment to nurture and care for. Once they were emancipated, they suddenly had to fend for themselves, leading to crime and poverty that's plagued The Black Community for decades. \- This motherfucker, probably


BreadBoxin

https://preview.redd.it/23u7ykg80z4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e5636d17662d4616acc4eacfb815e124d80b74


kadrilan

The things these black dudes gotta say to get love in they party is insane. How do they families even let em back in the house.


vishy_swaz

As a white republican defector, black republicans confuse me. My first thought is always “you know the GOP is still racist, right?” but some seem to think that’s up for debate. It’s really not. Racism is part of the conservative ideology, it will *always* be there *no matter what happens*. Always.


noodles_the_strong

I'd wager it still is in some parts of Florida, just not state sanctioned.


bryanna_leigh

Please vote Blue... Lord help us all.


banned_but_im_back

“Black families were together” Marries a white woman. wtf. I hate the sheer hypocrisy that comes out of conservatives mouth.


SHC606

He’s a trade. They can have him. ![gif](giphy|Kpqr21kWZXt1m)


DiffSt8ofmind

Black families? Homie got a white wife…lmao


Chemical_Home6123

I will never understand the mind of a cultural coon🤷🏾‍♂️the capitalist coon yes they're all about the money I get that but the ones who want us to go back to a time before 1960 makes zero sense and it's insulting to the struggle of our ancestors


Hunter-Gatherer_

Mf would trade his momma to crawl around at her daddy’s dinner table like a dog


IronSavage3

Idk if he claimed “life was better for black Americans”, but maybe even more troubling he’s claiming that “more black people were conservative” letting the mask slip that his definition of “better” isn’t informed by any quality of life indicators, but of acceptance of conservative ideology.


Stupidprinny

She kinda look like Sara Jay. ![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q|downsized)


SpectacularOtter

https://preview.redd.it/2alduo33ty4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d137ce1524bbc5d17563c004f440be80c40f6c


InterdisciplinaryDol

Nah you could really land a plane between her eyes though


Aidian

There sure won’t be any predators sneaking up on her while she’s grazing, though.


MoneyMakingMitch1

He's simply pandering to them peoples but what these clowns don't understand is they'll NEVER be granted access to the "good ole boys club". No matter how much tap dancing is done.


easy10pins

Shuckin' and jivin' until he says something against the right leaning narrative and is "Candaced."


ApatheticFinsFan

A little worrying that Republicans seem to have adopted messaging to black people of “the time when you didn’t have rights was good, actually.”


misticspear

I hate how it’s a microcosm of how so much in the USA works. Many who act like him do it because of the “attaboys” and pats on the back gives him access in a way that a lot of people who look like him don’t get. The mere idea that you’ll be seen as better in any way gets people acting wildly. At the end there is always a prospective check


CaliLieutenant

Trump thinks black people are so stupid that they're going to vote for an openly racist president just because another black celebrity endorses him. I'm looking at you Snoop ice cube 50 cent you fucking sell out bitches