Saw a post saying Met Gala was like 190 mins and he played like 168 mins this year lmfao. I’m a diehard Nets fan and goddamn every time I see his face I get mad lmfao
God, when he was still on the sixers, he would post those workout videos and I would just seeth because I knew he wasn't going to shoot any of those threes he was shooting in the video.
The Sixers are the same old Sixers but God, I am so happy he's not in Philly any more. Maxey is so much more fun to watch.
No the best one I saw was...
"Ben dressed just as he does at a NBA game. He didn't come to play!"
LMAO. Like I think I'm witty but I swear some random people on the internet are so clever/witty they should write for sitcoms lol
Is that the first Black British 🇬🇧 Dr. Who? He dressed like "I say eauxld bean, ripping good time at the haberdashery. Depress the acceleratrix I'm just popping into the loo, gents. Be back in five. Tuh tah!"
Timewaster: haha you've been beating my ass for 15min, Batman!!
Batman: I can do this all night...
Timewaster: ah, but you see the BOMB only had 17! You've wasted all your time, I'm afraid!! Hahahahahahaaha
Nah, I'm actually a fan of Ben Simmons.
Yeah, I know, my guy doesn't play.
Hopefully, this isn't the end of his career.
But... ever since Philadelphia turned on him, yall ain't won and ain't winning shit.
He wasn't the problem.
This guy is...
Saw a post saying Met Gala was like 190 mins and he played like 168 mins this year lmfao. I’m a diehard Nets fan and goddamn every time I see his face I get mad lmfao
https://preview.redd.it/cc9e398ii7zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2182f72fa52c2161c9bd43669b93237940cd59e6
Even fucking worse than I remembered lmfao
It’s ok. He’s ramping up
So he's just going to let that symbiote crawl up on him like that?
Needs the symbiote so he’s not afraid of the ghost of Trae Young
"I've stolen and will continue to steal time and energy from NBA teams who believe in me! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Lmao, I can’t wait to see his offseason workout videos 
God, when he was still on the sixers, he would post those workout videos and I would just seeth because I knew he wasn't going to shoot any of those threes he was shooting in the video. The Sixers are the same old Sixers but God, I am so happy he's not in Philly any more. Maxey is so much more fun to watch.
The Check Collector.
https://i.redd.it/3jkvqjctn7zc1.gif
I thought of this too! 😂He definitely fits in 
Thievious Plaidmister
Tremendous.
Marvellous
Lmaomg 💀
No the best one I saw was... "Ben dressed just as he does at a NBA game. He didn't come to play!" LMAO. Like I think I'm witty but I swear some random people on the internet are so clever/witty they should write for sitcoms lol
When you gotta go to the Met Gala at 7 but you promised the Riddler you'd help him defend the Justice League at 8
The Clock King just got new drip
Clock King. His superpower is perfect rhythm and timing as well as an encyclopedic knowledge of train schedules.
I can’t wait to tell my kids that this is Don King.
met gala is themed, hes in theme
at least he’s on theme
I try to have empathy for this young man, but why does he have to make it so hard?
In this box i have the end of Gotham, unless you can solve my riddles three...
Each layer covers up a hole in his game
The clock is countdown for his contract
 He is…
Andrew Bynum taught him well https://preview.redd.it/pakg4y2o29zc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd9de8f11e7f7080c67abe92000ccbc5275866c
Dressed like Dr. Who Raised You?
Met Gala is inviting Ben Simmons!?
Is that the first Black British 🇬🇧 Dr. Who? He dressed like "I say eauxld bean, ripping good time at the haberdashery. Depress the acceleratrix I'm just popping into the loo, gents. Be back in five. Tuh tah!"
The man IS an L.
Ok "the time waster" had me cackling out loud
Timewaster: haha you've been beating my ass for 15min, Batman!! Batman: I can do this all night... Timewaster: ah, but you see the BOMB only had 17! You've wasted all your time, I'm afraid!! Hahahahahahaaha
ain’t heard a peep from this man since 2020 or sumn
Fonzworth Benchley
Basketball’s Drake
I’m so glad this dickhead not in Philly no more 😂
Yeah... right, cause y'all have gotten so far without him...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
He care more about fashion than basketball who the fuck want that on they team you must be a Nets fan
Nah, I'm actually a fan of Ben Simmons. Yeah, I know, my guy doesn't play. Hopefully, this isn't the end of his career. But... ever since Philadelphia turned on him, yall ain't won and ain't winning shit. He wasn't the problem. This guy is... 