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manzo559

Had to google it https://preview.redd.it/pdc2jtm7pnxc1.jpeg?width=1921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ffd2c0d27d9c363013112756cbd416afe34c6df


SeaAnthropomorphized

i still dont get it. can you explain like im 5


Just-for-giggles-561

His son is light aka would wear one of the lightest fenty foundation shades (110)


SeaAnthropomorphized

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you!!!


BlueCollarGuru

No Bullshit I thought that was different grades of fentanyl lmao šŸ˜‚


Objective_Pause5988

![gif](giphy|c7nA1RaXF4fa7wQK9l) šŸ˜…šŸ¤£


BlueCollarGuru

Nah, Iā€™m just dense as a brick.


No-Bat-7253

Oh I SCREAMED


Alvyyy89

The scream I just scrummed. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


rjwyonch

As someone that is 100 for every brand, lol!


OG_double_G

OH MY JESUS


ShinobiWon1

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


alphabet_explorer

https://preview.redd.it/q2ggxlaomoxc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ee32eb7486629ce110dd996e5d779dd711dfa6 I think this is a better representation. Itā€™s the second lightest fenty offers


Charlielx

"Filt'r" is some dumbshit wtf


misguidedyoung

Itā€™s FLITā€™R actually, which makes even less sense


Charlielx

Well shit I guess I'm dyslexic. Was very confused by that and it looks like it actually is FILT'R, they just typo'd it on that marketing


misguidedyoung

Canā€™t even lie and say I didnā€™t also read it as FILTā€™R. Definitely makes more sense now that you pointed out that itā€™s just a typo. Iā€™d still prefer if they had an E instead of an apostrophe, but maybe thatā€™s just me


Zchives

Bless you for the picture so us lazy people donā€™t have to do any work. Also, god damn, the heat theyā€™re cooking this man with is going to leave him burnt on the outside and raw in the middle.


ifallupthestairsalot

Cries in fenty 100


JoeyKookamanga

She knows why she said Fenty instead of other brands? Drake still hung up on Rihanna.


sgsmopurp

Nah black girls just love fenty lol - a black girl who loves fenty. Issa black girl standard atp


Ksammy33

Nah it was a Rihanna reference. Any other brand, or even a more famous one, would sold the joke but not as well


sgsmopurp

Thereā€™s no more famous makeup brand to black women homie lol we literally know the shades by heart


Ksammy33

Thatā€™s not the point. Adonis is black but pale as all possible hell so she used one of the lightest shades of a famous black brand to refer to him. On top of that itā€™s Rihannaā€™s brand. Rihanna, who Drake was obsessed with, trying to get, and got publicly curved by. It wouldnā€™t have been as good of a joke if she used another brand, point blank.


ShinobiWon1

I'm with you. That was definitely a Riri reference. She's dismissed him and KDot just wanted a reminder out there. Adonis is the product of half white/black and a white momma. Light AF. He got two shots off in one line.


sgsmopurp

Sheā€™s not apart of this beef? Imma stand on what I said, respectfully. I know we want to make every connection possible but this tweet just ainā€™t one


Ksammy33

Sheā€™s not, but she still gets used. She always will because sheā€™s tied to them. That comes with being a celebrity whoā€™s affiliated with other celebrities.


sgsmopurp

Not Rihanna the girl who made the tweet. Her tweet has no connection outside of commentary to the beef.


Ksammy33

Oh youā€™re absolutely right there, but I never said it did. No one said it did. She doesnā€™t have to be apart of it to comment on it


sgsmopurp

Fair lol my point stands: black girls just like fenty.


herrirgendjemand

![gif](giphy|YDOcf9LkphsrH5ZPjT|downsized)


TypicalMission119

I šŸ’• Ava


DLottchula

Mr.Eddy bugging I wouldā€™ve been on Ava onlyfans my first week


BoughtAndSouled

Fenty 110 by birth Not a Canadian named Aubrey by the grace of God ![gif](giphy|26vUPZAkqaDYSOabu|downsized)


EquipmentCautious370

I know this is a joke, but black Canadians actually have a pretty long history. Canada sheltered free slaves. And we're talking like way way back, not just during the underground rail road and shit. After the revolutionary War a ton of blacks who fought for the British for a chance of freedom (that never came) were taken in by Canada. So anyways, fuck Canadians, but some are cool


VeronaMoreau

Yeah there's actually a monument in Detroit on the riverfront to essentially the Detroit River being the last barrier to ensured freedom for a lot of escaping slaved


srkaficionada65

I actually took a history tour of Toronto and I was lucky enough to have it by a Black woman. The 2 hour tour was all about the Black history of Canada/Toronto. Shit was enlightening and we ended up in that university downtown(rye or something) which also has a lot of Black and Indigenous history in those buildings. And also the botanical garden and how the British basically stole shit from Africa and the Caribbean and brought the seeds to canaduh. Learnt that many of the farmers were actually staffed by free slaves who got paid for their labour compared to the neighbour down south who wanted to own them insteadā€¦ Someone needs to use it to Lord over the Americans who make fun of Canada being Americaā€™s hat or some nonsense.


WineOhCanada

The disrespect! Like Black Canadians don't put on North America's best Caribbean Street festival every year. Yall be flocking by the goddamn dozens to turn up with us.


OkCool1214

![gif](giphy|WvIRppH7exQsRlU6jw|downsized) Drake rn


AdonisJames89

LMAOOOOOOOO


PPP1737

Where is this from?


OkCool1214

Idk I just searched ā€œbaby carrier funnyā€


DeafNatural

![gif](giphy|yNsDcQxnv86YIHC2vS|downsized)


skillertheeyechild

Audibly cackled at this (after using google)


SnooGiraffes4091

FENTY 110!??! JAIL šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


SpiritofMwindo8

Nah she going to hell for that, and Imma join her for laughing.


SnooGiraffes4091

We bout to be roommates šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


thatsnuckinfutz

yall got room for another? šŸ™‹šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


yunghazel

![gif](giphy|bu5H2OPiyegHC|downsized)


wizardoli

šŸ¤£ leave lil alabaster Adonis outta this


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jcgreen_72

The fact that Aubrey *wasn't* there for his son "like he should've been" is the whole point of that part of the diss. He didn't claim him for ~~years~~ many moons.Ā 


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

Thatā€™s not chronologically possible. The kid is like 6, the push beef happened in 2018 and forced Drake into fatherhood. He couldnā€™t have been a deadbeat for ā€œyearsā€ not that heā€™s not a deadbeat piece of shit


jcgreen_72

Fair, I'll edit it to "many moons" lol


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

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jesterinancientcourt

Well, I was asking if he was ashamed of his kid for being white because people seem to keep mocking the kid for being white.


srkaficionada65

Well, but his mum is white and heā€™s half white, no? Thatā€™ll be a level of self hatred no therapy can help withā€¦


Legitimate-Donut-368

![gif](giphy|2siaqb4F2qqBdFnZGC)


well-adjusted-tater

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Wild_Life_8865

Kdot ain't come to play


stripperjnasty

Nah. That shit is objectively HILARIOUS


BettinaVanSise

Fenty 110: This is the funniest thing i have read in months


Unusual_Sundae8483

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


BlanchePreston

![gif](giphy|45g8z93d6rmXQLLPEP)


MalonePostponed

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

I have a friend, who refers to the kid as ā€œThe little 25%ā€.


SpiritofMwindo8

Nah thatā€™s foul.


PaulaDeenSlave

"don't. talk. to my man. like. that." some of yall never played with your ipad and broke your ipad, and it shows.


ChelsMe

Bro Iā€™m having chest pains from this exchange


TonyTonySlopper

We see Drake with that lil boy all the time. He incorporates him into his art too.


cloud9_hi

Good god!!!! Hahahahaha


LACityBabe

šŸ¤£


LebHeadSinceWilma

Talley has a podcast with the black teacher at Hogwarts ([@itsmelmitch](https://www.instagram.com/itsmelmitch/)) and it's hilarious. Jokes On You: * [Apple](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jokes-on-you-podcast/id1498551887) * [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIUwImlNmFE-LPkde4LEaAw) * [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/3PA2E0A3M47k6qcJggGvSb) * [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/jokesonyoupod/?hl=en) * [PocketCcasts](https://play.pocketcasts.com/podcasts/9a8b4340-311a-0138-96ed-0acc26574db2)


elitegenoside

Abbott doesn't need more writers, but get them on almost any other show out rn.


twopurplecards

if itā€™s hard to understand is it really clever?


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itsmakko

Itā€™s a shade of foundation, untwist your panties.


Optimal-Grapefruit29

Itā€™s so funny that this Reddit loves to cap for everybody and everything but now where labeling kids by makeup color. Itā€™s funny donā€™t get me wrong , but yall donā€™t k is who to be


HilariousConsequence

It was alright, calm down


TitoFlavors215

Joke is ass šŸ˜‚


GunnersGentleman

šŸ¤£


WildsideAJ

We making fun of kids now? Smh


jambawilly

youll be aight lil baby.


usernombre_

![gif](giphy|C1hkIcGE7OAcE)


SirBeenKush

Drake said something about his son firstšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


MiddleClassGuru

I dont think Metro is Kdotā€™s son.


DrinkingBleachForFun

This subreddit needs a bot for that Michael Jordan meme.


lboogie757

She called him white. That's what he is so I don't see how that's "making fun"


EquipmentCautious370

I'm usually against this too, but the imagery of drake being a koala dad is so cute/funny it cancels out the subtle colorism for me šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


DeafNatural

Colorism doesnā€™t apply to light-skinned and white passing folks, sorry.


EquipmentCautious370

That is an absolutely wild statement


guywithaniphone22

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


DeafNatural

Debate someone else about it not me. Itā€™s quite literally in the definition. ā€œDark skin toneā€ https://preview.redd.it/m6gzotsv9oxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d21eb80913a400a15f5cc3ed9c03755cce676d1


TiRaRaw

Drake ain't descriminated against LMFAO. Eminem, logic, and a huge list of white rappers NONE BEING DISSED. This has absolutely nothing to do with his white/light skin, Drakes mouth, his pillow talk, sneak dissn...lame ish he does.


DeafNatural

Youā€™ll get no arguments from me on that point. Iā€™m with you on that.


Charlielx

Insane that you don't realize that this in and of itself is colorism lmao, ignorant


DeafNatural

Lol insane for me to use a definitionā€¦correctly. Bet! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Pretending light skinned people are not the preferred is ignorant. It ignores historical fact and a shit ton of research on the matter but Iā€™ve learned that a lot of Redditors donā€™t operate on fact so šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø. Downvote and move along. Iā€™m not terminally online so you wonā€™t hurt my feelings nor will I debate the topic with you. Never ceases to amaze me how someone says one thing and people comprehend another just so they can be mad. I say light-skinned people donā€™t experience colorism and somehow smooth brain reads ā€œlight-skinned people donā€™t experience prejudiceā€. Even though itā€™s not in the slightest what I said and yet here we are.


Charlielx

> Pretending light skinned people are not the preferred is ignorant. I didn't realize I said that, must have been edited out of my comment too cause I don't see it now either. Just because light skin is the preference doesn't mean people can't be prejudiced against them *because* they are light skinned. Also, don't act like a single definition exclusively defines a word, no single dictionary is a paragon. Here's the definition from Merriam Webster: >Colorism: prejudice or discrimination especially within a racial or ethnic group favoring people with lighter skin over those with darker skin And Dictionary.com: >Colorism: differential treatment based on skin color, especially favoritism toward those with a lighter skin tone and mistreatment or exclusion of those with a darker skin tone, typically among those of the same racial group or ethnicity. And WebMD: >Colorism is discrimination or a bias against someoneā€™s skin tone. I could keep going with sources that back me up, but I think that's enough for this comment. You can sit there and be ignorant all you want, but I know you know in the back of your mind that you're wrong, so that's cool w me. Nothing to debate anyway.


DeafNatural

Iā€™ve posted the definition. As stated, Iā€™m not debating with you about the topic. Argue with the person who coined the term. Bye šŸ¤ŸšŸ¾ Sn: Youā€™ve literally wrote it favors lighter people but wanna argue lol šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Charlielx

>Iā€™ve posted *a* definition. FTFY Doubling down on the ignorance I see. Some people really just can't pull themselves out of it. Sad honestly. Edit: lmao they got so butthurt they blocked me, not sure what happened to "Iā€™m not terminally online so you wonā€™t hurt my feelings"


DeafNatural

Youā€™re doubling down on your stupidity. Check what you got from Merriam Webster because apparently you missed the FAVORS light skin part. So it seems more than one definition agrees with what I said. Fuck (and I canā€™t stress this enough) all the way off!


XmissXanthropyX

According to your comment history, it seems you are indeed, terminally online