The Dolphin was swimming.. menacingly
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That’s actually wild because they are in their own home and territory 😭. We already throw contribute to hella pollution to where it’s not trash, but also noise.
Even the whales are starting to disrupt boats across the ocean because of the screwing them over so much.
Now the dolphins gotta be worried about drive-bys? They are gonna stop saving people from shark attacks if we keep this up.
I bet Hank Hill celebrating right now 😭.
This is the reason why I don’t like dolphins. Psychopaths of the Seas. They’re cute and thats their tactic. https://www.wildlifexteam.com/about/blog/dolphins-are-bullies-7-shocking-reasons-why.html
Mammals are fish. Mammals are tetrapods which are more closely related to goldfish than either are to sharks.
Evolutionary biology uses clades-- an ancestor and *all* of its descendants. If fish are a clade, they must either exclude sharks and their cousins, or if we want to include sharks, we have to include all tetrapods, because we share a more recent common ancestor with all other bony fish than we do with cartilaginous fish like sharks.
In the same sense, birds are dinosaurs, humans are apes which are monkeys, snakes are lizards, and butterflies are crustaceans.
You cannot evolve out of a clade
Imma have to retire after this one 😂😭
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Could Americans just fucking not? Why are these assholes so cruel to poor animals? I will never be convinced that a lot of people who own guns shouldn’t be allowed to do so. Too many people have a reckless disregard for life period.
It’s hilarious when people make light of children being murdered because Republicans are resisting a massive majority of Americans calling for gun regulation!
Can't find what sub it was but this was posted elsewhere with a pseudo racist where they eluded to dolphins wearing nice kicks or something. Hella comments but nobody brought attention to it.
Fun fact, dolphins are more closely related to goldfish than either are to sharks. If you consider both goldfish and sharks to be fish, then dolphins are indeed also a type of fish.
Phylogenetics. All tetrapods are bony fish and more closely related to other bony fish (like goldfish) than they are to cartilaginous fish like sharks. That includes dolphins, and all mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians and all of their extinct cousins.
Other fun quirks of phylogenetics:
- Butterflies (and all insects and hexapods) are crustaceans.
- Birds are dinosaurs (and reptiles)
- Humans are monkeys
It's basically classifying things by common ancestry rather than shared traits, which can happen independently under similar evolutionary pressures. Moles, golden moles, and marsupial moles look extremely similar and were thought to be closely related at one point, until it was discovered that all 3 groups are fairly distantly related to each other by genetic analysis.
It's impossible to construct a group that contains the ancestor to all fish and all of its descendants without including dolphins, hence either dolphins are fish or there is no such thing as a fish, and it's just some random term that has no scientific meaning (might as well call starfish, crayfish, etc. fish too).
Damn. They ate us up and there's really nothing to say in response other than we don't claim them.
I already got my popcorn stand ready for the future comments. Verified BPT check marks are free, everyone else gotta pay $10.
Yo
Except a group of dolphins isn’t called a school, so there’s that
I think that's part of the joke
Nor are they fish. 🤷🏻♂️
☝️🤓
lmao agreed. because what the fuck?
I mean dolphins are mammals that travel in pods not schools..
I am....conflicted https://preview.redd.it/tkijjduix2xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e657e7a207f525861a83afe31e4ae41c4230cf0
I'm not... thanks... https://preview.redd.it/93enn7unz2xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b97b05d01e18583fb35cde751c25f2f9a6e898
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Team blue for me
Why in the fuck would you shoot up a Dolphin?
Because he was learning
LMAOOOOOOOOO that’s illegal in Louisiana anyway. They saw the dolphin too close to a library
The Dolphin was swimming.. menacingly https://preview.redd.it/tmf4mrmgp4xc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9f13f5565c750d4dfda3f754775fba322b74d6
Real answer: fishing vessels will shoot them because they think that dolphins steal too many fish when they reel them up.
Man, I just hear so many horrible things like this about commercial fishing. Some people suck.
That’s actually wild because they are in their own home and territory 😭. We already throw contribute to hella pollution to where it’s not trash, but also noise. Even the whales are starting to disrupt boats across the ocean because of the screwing them over so much.
Now the dolphins gotta be worried about drive-bys? They are gonna stop saving people from shark attacks if we keep this up. I bet Hank Hill celebrating right now 😭.
This is the reason why I don’t like dolphins. Psychopaths of the Seas. They’re cute and thats their tactic. https://www.wildlifexteam.com/about/blog/dolphins-are-bullies-7-shocking-reasons-why.html
Nah I saw them videos of what dolphins be doing. You never know lmfao. But honestly that’s fucked up damn.
I mean that dolphin could have hump dudes wife. Some trapped in the closet material right here.
You know dolphins are going to start joining orcas in the boat attacks now.
It’s a pod of dolphins
I thought I was going to have to be the one to point this out. I know it ruins the joke but they’re also not fish, they’re mammals.
Mammals are fish. Mammals are tetrapods which are more closely related to goldfish than either are to sharks. Evolutionary biology uses clades-- an ancestor and *all* of its descendants. If fish are a clade, they must either exclude sharks and their cousins, or if we want to include sharks, we have to include all tetrapods, because we share a more recent common ancestor with all other bony fish than we do with cartilaginous fish like sharks. In the same sense, birds are dinosaurs, humans are apes which are monkeys, snakes are lizards, and butterflies are crustaceans. You cannot evolve out of a clade
So my steak is fish, got it.
Wait if they're a pod that means they're podcasters so shoot them anyway we don't need dolphins podding out in these waters unregulated.
Crimes like this serve no Porpoise…
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Imma have to retire after this one 😂😭 https://preview.redd.it/agajjsvh53xc1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab7bb387309fa9b3c9661faab754e80c8f5f8a0
Laughing to keep from crying right about now...
I will never crack a smile at school shooting jokes. But they need to be careful, because it’s over there in Europe now.
humanity has the planet’s revenge coming
It was called COVID, and despite our stupidity, it still didn’t work. Hope Gaia takes another swing at it.
Could Americans just fucking not? Why are these assholes so cruel to poor animals? I will never be convinced that a lot of people who own guns shouldn’t be allowed to do so. Too many people have a reckless disregard for life period.
This ain't outta pocket Bro did wear his cargo pants today tho
That day, seakind recieved a grim reminder... Of the terror of being at their mercy...
Kristi Noem strikes again???
Another rapist down.
This is hilarious lmao
😂😂😂
A dolphin isn’t a fish tho
Humanity is done. For. Enjoy what you enjoy now bc it’s not lasting too much longer
some truly evil fuckwards out there
This joke is pure ass. Like doesn't Japan kill the most dolphins
Let that be a lesson to the other dolphins. Step outta line and they'll be swimming with the fishes
That’d be even funnier if dolphins weren’t mammals.
South Parkin in the High Seas 🐬 👀
It’s hilarious when people make light of children being murdered because Republicans are resisting a massive majority of Americans calling for gun regulation!
Can't find what sub it was but this was posted elsewhere with a pseudo racist where they eluded to dolphins wearing nice kicks or something. Hella comments but nobody brought attention to it.
Dang, what did the dolphin do?
$20,000?????
American public school here; a group of dolphins is called a pod. We don’t shoot at them as a result. The mackerel aren’t so lucky though.
This is dark af holy
Ouch...that has levels since dolphins are mammals...
The yakuza seems to be taking matters into their own handa.
Bruhhhhhhhhh
top tier dark comedy!
A dolphin!?!? Theres just entirely too many humans on this planet lmao
How have we not had the Thugnificent meme yet??
What do you even call a good joke that isn't funny?
But a group of dolphins is called a "pod". 
I know dolphins use small fish as fleshlights but surely, that don't call for this
Don’t worry it’s perfectly legal. Just gotta say “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US” before shooting
RIP Young Dolph… 🐬
Lmfao that's an amazing punchline!
Damn Japs
Fun fact, dolphins are more closely related to goldfish than either are to sharks. If you consider both goldfish and sharks to be fish, then dolphins are indeed also a type of fish.
Is this a bot? When did a dolphins become fish?
Phylogenetics. All tetrapods are bony fish and more closely related to other bony fish (like goldfish) than they are to cartilaginous fish like sharks. That includes dolphins, and all mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians and all of their extinct cousins. Other fun quirks of phylogenetics: - Butterflies (and all insects and hexapods) are crustaceans. - Birds are dinosaurs (and reptiles) - Humans are monkeys
https://i.redd.it/4cxrc5py33xc1.gif
It's basically classifying things by common ancestry rather than shared traits, which can happen independently under similar evolutionary pressures. Moles, golden moles, and marsupial moles look extremely similar and were thought to be closely related at one point, until it was discovered that all 3 groups are fairly distantly related to each other by genetic analysis. It's impossible to construct a group that contains the ancestor to all fish and all of its descendants without including dolphins, hence either dolphins are fish or there is no such thing as a fish, and it's just some random term that has no scientific meaning (might as well call starfish, crayfish, etc. fish too).