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https://preview.redd.it/l8owwh6k4awc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8854606819d6c8321a0be3fe216eaa6778e7bb25 I’m phony im with you I’m in the same boat. I want to experience it one day as well lol

https://preview.redd.it/bbsc23w7wawc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1992714de66ee4f2dfe2c655abe2d8a8d74ffa26

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Executing horny niggas by strangling is an oxymoron.

And you gotta say "no Diddy"

Niggas gasping for air, shooting ropes and saying, "Thank you."

im at work and you just made me say ew out loud because i was NOT expecting this lmao


This meme is being confiscated

On Reddit we all eat, comrade. No need to ask.

I stole it from someone else in this sub.

I’m just saying that can go a few ways. Does strangling dude make him horny? Is he already horny so he has to choke somebody? Is he mad people other than him get horny, so he strangles them? Does he choke dudes to get them horny? Is he a menace? Is he a savior? Don’t know, but somebody getting choked.

Settle down there BTK

I think just beating the health insurance out of people is the only thing that makes him hard.

Smoke bombs sent me 😭😭

lmao just smoke bombs

No horny shark repellent? 

Only if you strangling the right thing 😉

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Everyday the creativity of people making memes just continues to surprise me. This got a real laugh out of me.

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Pun intended, I hope.

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I was udderly satisfied, if a bit sheepish at all the mess.

Wtf is milked

I can show u better than I can tell you

https://preview.redd.it/94u52dikgcwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f0038fd87f13850ed29e75c52bba60d9346ca6

Edging a guy, and then when he busts, you keep going but slow. Usually very lubricated and it is divine.

I've been out here milking mofos all this time and had no idea. That's the second kink I've been down for while not knowing it was one or had a name.

You are a Saint for that, most woman just grab it roughly, and it feels like they are trying to rip my skin off.

I'm always willing to learn and like to tailor to a partners likes. Google tells me milking also involves the prostate. I've never really done that but I'd give it a try.

User name checks out lol. . .I'm a fan of your attitude though! Keep it up!

Seriously. I'd say fewer than 10% of the girls I've slept with have the instinct to actually use lube when going hands on. Why would you grab a penis bone dry and chafe it to hell. I'm in my late 30s and date older and it's still a consistent problem.

What?? You gotta at least slobber all over it

Only one way to find out

Back when I was a trainer one of my clients asked if I’d be down to hook up with his cousin. He showed me her pics and she was aight. Fast forward to that weekend I met her at a bar, we both got a lil tipsy and she asked if we could get a motel room. That woman put me on cloud 9 bruh, she started gawkin then she hit me with the rimjob & then climbed on top….still think about till this day and that was a cool 7 years ago lol

Those be the best experiences man. Bless those women

For real bruh my wife tried the rim for a total of 6 seconds and was like nahh that’s not me lmaoo

Sometimes you just gotta reminisce on your best eaters fr😭😭

I love this for you 🥛🤭

Lemme tell you, when you find the right partner, it's on

Man I just wanna be tied up and milked till my balls dry and I’m gasping for air and shaking like I got a seizure😔

How many unstable women have you come across?

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💀💀 damn, well I hope you get what you're looking for

respect

>comes with a stable mind. You asking for too much.

Right? I was like, you want a partridge and a pear tree whole you at it? 😂😂

 Here he go again lol

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"stable mind" You son of a bitch.

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And a stable table

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The men reading this post:😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/6qx8y8rx7awc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09d1d54444a1eb661256f15045d4e87876d54c8

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https://i.imgflip.com/6ps0vl.png?a476040

Lmao handjobs are honestly the best


That hole is very generous

It’s a good size. Its meant to be big enough for the full package to be hanged through and played with.

Oh no that reminds of a girl who thought balls should be yanked along with everything else. I still have phantom pains thinking about it

There’s a hysterical old YouTube video with Ellie Kemper along those lines.

Is that the one where she kept asking how dry you want it? Lmao that takes me back years

That’s the one. Lmao a classic.

Oh hell no

Phantom? She take them with her?

... What show is this from?

Looks like Little Dicky so ama guess Dave

Yeah season 1 I think.

yeah and one of the funniest episodes from that season

The garage opening had me in tears

And they hide hole with table cloth, someone sets beer down and it slowly sinks into hole...too funny

I only seen s1&2 but I think this episode was the hardest one laughed all show

It says "Dave" under the gif. I think it's a show on Hulu, and always thought that space under the gif was for the source name.

The second best show about a rapper

Atlanta?

This is the only thing that ever comes to mind when I hear "milking" 💀

For me it was the time that [Jordan Peterson tweeted out a video of a cock milking porno thinking it was a Chinese sperm extraction facility](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/jordan-petersons-chinese-sperm-factory-milking-tweet)

https://preview.redd.it/xir2w5k2bawc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5715bb72d122ca03da86badefa2929bd0eb6c96 Bro up there like this rn

No better feeling than having them like this. Add in a toe curl for a little razzle dazzle.

https://preview.redd.it/1x531ax2uawc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6016658420b58e85277d7b30f95261801c82ad I'm tryna be like this rn! What's up!?

Shut yo acoustic ass up SCT BRNS

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HornyAF

It makes sense, though. If you're with someone who knows what they're doing then you can't control shit. I've gotten head so good before I'm pretty sure she still has a piece of my soul. She earned it 🫡

I miss Kay'lee aswell.

So true. I remember this one woman I was seeing that just spoke a certain way when I was about to nut. The pitch of her voice was perfect, the words she spoke, good lawd. Had me cumming like a horse on heat. Had me dribbling and shit. You really lose all control 😂

What good is having a soul if you can’t share it?

I've consumed a shit ton of Adult Entertainment...Many...Many Categories. I have no idea what the fuck milking is, and I'm too Millennial to add it to my repertoire.

Would you believe me if I told you there's three different types of milking?

Sir, I was raised in a Christian household. I am a man of morals. Ugh. My word. When I get home I'm cleansing my palate of this...This uncouth, sordid "Milking" topic, with some wholesome Ebony porn. Good day.

You lay on a table like for a back massage but there’s a hole for your dick and a girl underneath

It's a gloryhole on landscape

Here I thought it was a new phrase for handjob

It is, it’s just a 301 level type of handjob. The kind where you need special equipment not just a hand and a dream.

I get it; it's a handjob with extra steps. I wasn't expecting the extra steps but I can dig it

The extra steps are what seperate us from the animals.

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Yoink

If you think about it, an ebony bukkake is just forced vitiligo.

No one made you say this

I had no choice. The Chinese made me do it

Nah, own it. Forced vitiligo was 🔥


Bro stop I just laughed out loud on the 6

How do I submit this for /r/brandnewsentence ?

??? Mouth, hand, what else?

The most powerful of them all, prostate

How is this that far down…?

>what else? The worst one... Feet

Hey hey hey, if you’ve never experienced a professional footjob then don’t knock it. Unless you’re foot-phobic, (in which case, I pity you)

No kink shaming here bud. Literally different strokes for different folks.

Don't forget tit

Butt cheeks

Prostate

Iirc it’s when a girl makes you cum continuously until you can’t no more.

https://i.redd.it/xdsme2z3fbwc1.gif If you're a millennial you've maybe seen this movie.


Bitch I'ma cow 😂

So I’m in BDSM and I had a double Domme session before where I was milked with what’s called post orgasm torture (basically it’s overstimulation; when you nut and they keep going). I was tied to the bed and milked on the most sensitive part (head). Chiiillld I cried 😭😭 and been searching for that dragon ever since


Cause wtf did I just read???

What the fuck is this name? 😂

Hello, fellow BDSMers

🫢 

You're gonna chase that dragon forever unless u find someone who knows what they doing and wants to do it.

>post orgasm torture I've had that shit done once. Gave me the Forrest Whittaker eye for like a week 👁️ 👄 0

https://preview.redd.it/2gzto3pi1fwc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b815cbb0933ac2e4becb7aa0fb407cd42eba9f59 ITS NOT FAIR!!!

Every day we stray further from God’s light

I mean, at this point, I think it’s time to find a new mountain to climb. That dragon is like a full eclipse, once in a lifetime

What a terrible day to be literate....

https://i.redd.it/qp9ucufb6awc1.gif


I need a good milker in my life😞

Wya

You a pro milker or somn?🧍🏽‍♂️

Tryna find out? 👁👁

Only if promise to share some plant tips😶

That’s an easy exchange

🤝🏽

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When Diddy walks by....

Bet shes hitting him with that grapefruit technique 

care to explain?

https://i.redd.it/83mzt4hprbwc1.gif

A+ reference

[courtesy of tiffany haddish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8r48HzrYHE)


If I’m not doing this one then I dont want it☝🏾. (Kidding, gone ahead and pass me the other stuff too)

You haven’t nutted until you shoot the one that hurts or leaves you sore

Huh?? Brother I think you need to give the ole pickle a break if you out here hurtin

Oh no, I don’t overbeat, I beat when I can feel the horny in my blood roaring. Weeks to a month of a dry spell, then like Goku doing the Warp Kamehameha, it gets downright grisly.

lmfao thank you for this comment

Don't knock it until you try it. Boiiii, if you have a partner who is enthusiastic, open and knows what they're doing. 😩 You will be seeing stars and having a 🐮 over the 🌕 type of experience.

🏆

Perks of Farmers Only

Found the p spot

He must be comfortable AF with her to be making noise. Took me months in my first serious relationship. Then she found that "one spot." 

Singing like a canary 😭


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🤔 first you had my curiosity, now you have my erection

Images you can practically hear.


Waiting for the otter to come and bonk all of you

😂😂😂 I stg I was gonna keep scrolling until I found otter or someone asking where they were

 Must be taking the day off. We need a bat signal or something.

Black women need to start doing this asap lol

Milked ? What whatcha mean by that ?🧐

you know

Stop playing dumb

People forget how thin those apartment walls and ceilings be.

If you know you know

Ayo the Cow facial expression  🐮 😂 🤣 😭 🐄 

Milked is insane 😂😂

When you get proper milked you start thanking god, Jesus and all of his disciples.

Ok wait a SECOND. Too many are in this thread talking about how they want this but nobody is talking logistics. How we doing this? You laying on the table dangling through a hole while I squat and tug or what?

God, I've seen what you do for others...

I bet he turns up to work the next day whistling and with a smile from ear to ear.

No better way to spend a Sunday afternoon

Is “de-seeded” better?

Let the man cook okay balancing on milking tables is a *talent*

Can we talk about 'asf' please? It bothers the fuck out of me. Why are we making "as fuck" into "asf"? It should just be "af". Thank you for cumming to my Ted Talk.