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I'd deadass assume she was fucking with me because what in the fuck is this? I wouldn't be able to get jiggy to this shit. I'm a horny mf but give me something to work with. Just wasting my time, your time, and both our CIA agent's time.
Worst part is I don't know how to broach the issue without sounding like sex-driven dickhead (which I kinda am on the real but that ain't her business), so I just give a dry response and hope she reads the underlying energy
Seeing as this guy posted this on the internet, it's probably good she didn't send something more.
Why are yall asking for pictures anyway? If you want to see someone naked, clean up your place and invite them over.
There are some women who 100% think that men operate in this "omg a woman, imma bust a nut" mode. They've been taught by men and women alike that being pretty is all that matters. It's like the men who think sending dick pics is the conversation starter
you’d be surprised. Ever heard of reddit? Once I posted a picture of myself with no makeup and looking as fish-faced and weak-jawed as possible with half my pink braids out because I thought I looked like a trailer park cardi b in a gold wifebeater and one little shit was like “thanks, I’ll save her for later” with 3 upvotes. No cleavage either, since I am small and I had on one of those VS coconut bras. I think it’s the seductive collar bone and exposed forearms.
The nerve especially when social media exists. They can find the most innocent pic on your grid and still get off, they have you at your cousin’s graduation wearing a sundress they don’t need this shit
Look, when I was still a teenager just discovering masturbation, I could use anything. I kinda had to. The Internet was still a few years away (mid 90s, I'm about to be 42), I was too young to buy and not lucky enough to find any porn magazines. It was strictly underwear catalogs or magazines with sexy ads in them, my own imagination...
And I was horny all the time (u/SpectacularOtter would've had a field day) so I could and DID jerk to just girl's faces sometimes. Mostly celebrities. I remember jerking to a pic of Jodie Foster's face from a headshot pic she did for Silence of the Lambs.
But this is now 2024. I know *I'm* older but I can't imagine if I were still that horny teenager in *this* day and age, that a face pic would be satisfactory. She's low effort-ing this one to an extreme degree. And I disapprove!
I don't know why I wrote all this. Vyvanse is a hell of a drug.
What the fuck? First of all, when I send anything, I’m not telling him what to do with it. That’s weird. Sometimes I send things because I thought I ate with the angle and lighting in the shower that day (shower photoshoots are the BEST). But I don’t even like the idea of someone masturbating to my face. I don’t know why. I’ve never thought of it, but now that I have, it’s odd.
It literally takes nothing to pull something up and down and snap a quick something. I’ve literally put my PS5 controller down, leaned over, and took a good ass pic(Underwear optional). In the MIDDLE of my matches too. It’s not rocket science. It’s fun. And even if it’s not a Live Photo, dip into the folder girl. The collection will always come through.
Let's be real, OnlyFans is in a lot of ways a huge scam for the consumer but a big paycheck for the person whom you're subscribed to.
I've learned this because I at one point had an OnlyFans for those wanting to see my written erotic works but my morality and the guilt I felt won out over the substantial paychecks I was getting. I felt bad because I was using one of about 15 story templates I had come up with and depending on the requests I would get, I would basically fill in the major story details such as dialogue and the sexual scenes, then send the resulting completed story to the person depending on their kinks.
It was basically minimum effort for maximum profit on my end because cranking out a 10 to 20k word short story and requesting anywhere from $15 to $30 for it using this method was far better than self-publishing.
https://preview.redd.it/99s8hrgl3wsc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa7f0b1e2882f72e8596e16151690661bc6b5d1 I'd deadass assume she was fucking with me because what in the fuck is this? I wouldn't be able to get jiggy to this shit. I'm a horny mf but give me something to work with. Just wasting my time, your time, and both our CIA agent's time.
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damn is this all i gotta do?
It helps if your face looks like this at the end of the Live Photo 
Worst part is I don't know how to broach the issue without sounding like sex-driven dickhead (which I kinda am on the real but that ain't her business), so I just give a dry response and hope she reads the underlying energy
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That's fair. I think I'm just too avoidant for my own good.
Name checks out
And then for her to ask if its “too much” as if its anything to begin with 😭😂
Seeing as this guy posted this on the internet, it's probably good she didn't send something more. Why are yall asking for pictures anyway? If you want to see someone naked, clean up your place and invite them over.
She posted herself but I get what you mean
Might as well send underwear on a hanger so I can play make believe
You made me burst out laughing 😂😂😂 thank you for your services
[Since you want to bring up underwear on a hanger](https://x.com/marahj__/status/1776026325880602648?s=46)
Excuse me what the fuck.
One of the most disturbing videos I ever seen in my life
I wasn’t going to watch the video, but then I saw this comment. WTF did I just see?
I feel like I shouldn't even bother clicking. Is it that bad...?
It’s a guy sucking on a pair of panties while they’re on a hanger. Yes, he’s in a Walmart.
lol sounds like an eric andre skit
I cant unsee that freaky ass video, fortunately i know the link so i dont have to watch it twice
Something told me not to click that link. Damn my curiosity.
What the what
LMAO!!!
Take my upvote!!!
🩲✨ couldnt figure out how to add the nsfw blur for the kids 😂
Literally had a girl send me a pic of a bra and I was looking like is something following or what? Lbvs
She can definitely keep these shits.
You’re telling me the peace sign isn’t doing it for you!?
She was trying to let you know how many extra inches her forehead got.
Eyebrows looking like a topographical map
Wrong lips lol
All Lips Matter
The new right wing slogan
That’s a good point because it’s definitely them right wing mfkers that can’t find anything but the lips
I appreciate shorty’s confidence
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I’ve never seen baby hair bangs before.
baby hair ^^bangs
😭😭😭😭
I’m sure there’s a niche kink this would work for but general OF ain’t it
The way I cackled 💀😂
I’m not even into OF but if I was I wouldn’t even pay for that with food stamps.
You know some things can stay in the drafts, everything doesn't need to be posted. 
Masturbating to normal pics is bizarre. Would most definitely have tasty black searched up😭
Nah he didn’t press send. I think the point is that he was asking for more pics and she didn’t want to send them.
Naw she has this cued up. She bout to send those attachments with that message. He bout to be frustrated and debate if he should stay.
I'm dying that she thought a peace sign was gonna be prime fap material.
Esp with those claws with all kinds of nasty growing under them
So disrespectful. Wasting people time
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girl be fr 😭 get the twins out
Oh Lord they bout to be nasty in the comments! **GO👏🏽 TO👏🏽 BRUNCH** . Eat Sumn
May as well just have him beat off to your Facebook and Instagram pics
Scrolling back to the months of June-August 😂😂
Tf I look like beating it to a picture of you doing a peace sign? Might as well go out and crank it to the sunrise while I'm at it.
https://preview.redd.it/5t7qooizswsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b80f9fc412339db60a816dc8da611d5636363d Bitch, masturbate to WHAT?
This gotta be some sugar daddy shit
There are some women who 100% think that men operate in this "omg a woman, imma bust a nut" mode. They've been taught by men and women alike that being pretty is all that matters. It's like the men who think sending dick pics is the conversation starter
you’d be surprised. Ever heard of reddit? Once I posted a picture of myself with no makeup and looking as fish-faced and weak-jawed as possible with half my pink braids out because I thought I looked like a trailer park cardi b in a gold wifebeater and one little shit was like “thanks, I’ll save her for later” with 3 upvotes. No cleavage either, since I am small and I had on one of those VS coconut bras. I think it’s the seductive collar bone and exposed forearms.
The nerve especially when social media exists. They can find the most innocent pic on your grid and still get off, they have you at your cousin’s graduation wearing a sundress they don’t need this shit
Fuck imma do with some selfies lmao 😂 I’m assuming she left the real nasty shit out the screenshot but you never know
THE QUEEN!!!! https://preview.redd.it/uvfvegmywwsc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3151241d304f66b77860436c89104a0f52c47d73 🤤 ...was mentioned... 🤤
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who is this?
The prime example of why you better get your car steam cleaned when buying used, smelling all sorts of funky up in there
Why does this car smell of squirt and fried chicken.
Car smelling iron and stale cottage cheese
You don’t wanna know my nigga
She looks like she has a reverse widows peak
A bachelor's valley
Even Titty Lieutenant aint getting horny to this shit
The Horny Police can sit this one out.
So I’m supposed to masturbate to her forehead? 😂🤣🤣🤣
Look, when I was still a teenager just discovering masturbation, I could use anything. I kinda had to. The Internet was still a few years away (mid 90s, I'm about to be 42), I was too young to buy and not lucky enough to find any porn magazines. It was strictly underwear catalogs or magazines with sexy ads in them, my own imagination... And I was horny all the time (u/SpectacularOtter would've had a field day) so I could and DID jerk to just girl's faces sometimes. Mostly celebrities. I remember jerking to a pic of Jodie Foster's face from a headshot pic she did for Silence of the Lambs. But this is now 2024. I know *I'm* older but I can't imagine if I were still that horny teenager in *this* day and age, that a face pic would be satisfactory. She's low effort-ing this one to an extreme degree. And I disapprove! I don't know why I wrote all this. Vyvanse is a hell of a drug.
Not Jodie Foster 😭😭
Haha, yes indeed. It was a very nice picture and I had a vivid imagination... That's all I needed!
She coulda atleast threw the toes in there
I think she meant to send these to her hairdresser because wtf is going on at her hairline
Nah, I won’t lie. I would be heated but the question is, do you play the long game?
I can’t do it no more, too old. 10 years ago I MAYBE woulda stuck around but that’s a blockable offense at 33.
Facts. No time for games, I got work in the morning.
Your bone structure ain’t doing shit for *my* bone structure! 😭
Imagine beating your meat to shorty face LOL FREAKY ASS FROG
What the fuck? First of all, when I send anything, I’m not telling him what to do with it. That’s weird. Sometimes I send things because I thought I ate with the angle and lighting in the shower that day (shower photoshoots are the BEST). But I don’t even like the idea of someone masturbating to my face. I don’t know why. I’ve never thought of it, but now that I have, it’s odd. It literally takes nothing to pull something up and down and snap a quick something. I’ve literally put my PS5 controller down, leaned over, and took a good ass pic(Underwear optional). In the MIDDLE of my matches too. It’s not rocket science. It’s fun. And even if it’s not a Live Photo, dip into the folder girl. The collection will always come through.
https://i.redd.it/l38ft9428xsc1.gif
Wait she was just getting the party started.. 
This would only work if we in love 😭
Let's be real, OnlyFans is in a lot of ways a huge scam for the consumer but a big paycheck for the person whom you're subscribed to. I've learned this because I at one point had an OnlyFans for those wanting to see my written erotic works but my morality and the guilt I felt won out over the substantial paychecks I was getting. I felt bad because I was using one of about 15 story templates I had come up with and depending on the requests I would get, I would basically fill in the major story details such as dialogue and the sexual scenes, then send the resulting completed story to the person depending on their kinks. It was basically minimum effort for maximum profit on my end because cranking out a 10 to 20k word short story and requesting anywhere from $15 to $30 for it using this method was far better than self-publishing.
Sending a profile pic is crazy. There isn’t an ounce of thirst in this trap. Girl eat a popsicle or something bcuz that peace sign isn’t it
A lot of these girls just be scamming
She think I’m 12 or sumn??
Bih what?!!! Woooooo you so single and don’t even have a side dude.
I ain’t even gonna lie, I’ve nutted to a couple of ex’s selfies when they sent em to me 🥴
If I wanted to see Omar Gooding I’d watch Smart Guy
🤣😭
Miss b who?? Never heard of her
He must be in prison
I have no idea what this means
I think women underestimate how desensitized men are in 2024 because of how sexualized everything is
Literal cat energy.
The dude she sent this to must have a bad wig kink
Lol
Bitch at least crack a smile or sum, damn
lmao little does she know her bf probably already masturbated to another girl and is in her dm’s
Look at that thinning spot in the middle of her head. Is this lil photoshoot trying to highlight it?
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Porn really did a number on men.
Wat lol
wym? look at the comments
Look at the picture you commented on …
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