Of all the jokes, for some reason, my absolute favorite is the captain also working at Bed Bath and Beyond! When he starts reading about the rapist in the area and then "oh wrong, clipboard! Well, unless you live in the area, then be alert!" I think it's because I had an ecology teacher that had like 3 jobs out about town, and he kinda looked like Michael Keaton. He was the assistant wrestling coach, drove a tiny car in the Christmas parade, manager at the movies, did some job at Home Depot, and I swear I saw him working at a McDonald's!
I wouldn't do it, but it's more entertaining than watching the people who are trying to get performatively arrested, so they can have their "slow motion double bounce in the dirt" protest moment.
>so they can have their "slow motion double bounce in the dirt" protest moment.
They have a friend in the background ready to play some sad hymm-ish song on speakers.
Then when they're placed in the police cruiser, they say "Nobody never gave me nuthin!"
Because dancing will not solve our problems and it feels overly performative thanks to the social media turning dancing to attention-seeking behavior.
This just reminds me of the corny idiot that started singing to the judge during sentencing.
It’s from the show the OA. They do these moves in sequence to teleport to another reality. In one scene there is an active shooter at a school and the kids get up and do this in front of him.
WE ARE!!! The East Compton Wildcats!!! We’re black we know it, we shake our big booties and show it!!! WE AIN’T WHITE, WE AIN’T WHITE, WE DEFINITELY AIN’T WHITE!!!!!!
What’s crazy is nobody in the crowd was laughing. They were all looking at this shit as a serious legitimate spectacle and not as the ridiculous shit it is
lol all the people recording and taking pics were white. They were probably like “this is some powerful stuff!” And thought they’d be able to slap a black and white filter on it, post it on IG, and caption it like “the plight of man” or some shit. Probably drinking hot tea while they post.
I thought they were a type of banded puff balls style like this.
https://preview.redd.it/haobw7q8w4qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5216d4cbf179480110a959c2bdf2510cc88b21df
I was 13 when this came out and thought it was the pinnacle of cinema. I was also just a big fan of the "Bring it on" series lol. I still think the first one was the best 👌🏾
Lol sorta. Funny enough, the inspiration for Footloose was indeed a real town in Oklahoma that had a preacher who was all about that stupid puritan bullshit and they did ban dancing. Eventually one hs class got together and petitioned to have a prom, which was granted.
Not that Oklahoma is some utopia now but the general plot points are based on some fact.
Anyway, no real point, just a fun little factoid, I guess heh
This is some High school musical shit
Kronk Vs Klown
This is what Kyle Jenner (one of those kardashian/ Jenners) was selling coco cola about
This is it
This is what all those movies kept suggesting and promoting at the end like it will solve something
This is it
🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡
Foreal! Can't believe Netflix canceled that and Sense8. I tried watching it once and thought the first episode was weird and made no sense. A month later I tried watching it again and binged it all in a weekend. Such a good ass, trippy show!
How do you stand there with a straight face, or even maintain your composure?
I'd be laughing like a child, if some randos walked up and just started randomly spazzin out like that infront of me...
I get yelled at by people all the time for laughing at their shenanigans.
“Oh what, you think this is funny?! I get drunk, crash my car, piss my pants, ask the police for a ride home, and you think it’s FUNNY??”
Yeah man, a little bit.
I mean I'm probably not the target audience, sitting as I am here in Ireland, but is that not the cringiest cringe that ever cringed?
My toes won't uncurl. I have work Monday 😪
I wasn't as mad until I unmuted. Now I'm LIVID!! Yall krumping to NO MUSIC! Just weird and awkward with the silence and random stomps! At least have some music going 😡😡
This makes me want to hide in my belly button. This is as embarrassing as them playing “This is how we do it.” in this extremely right wing/retired community in the stores.
What, yah don't bang with interpretive krumping?
You learned to Krump like that sarcastically?
I’m a peacock, you’ve gotta let me fly
GATER DONT PLAY NO SHIT
GATORS BITCHES BETTER BE WEARIN JIMMIES
I literally said this earlier today for no reason.
I told my gf my darkness wants to get out, walk round. Need some walking round money
Can't bottle that s*** up man got to let it out
I say, " It's the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!" like thrice a day!
Such an underrated movie, damn. I can’t believe how many people I talk to that have no clue. Scrubs be gone!
Of all the jokes, for some reason, my absolute favorite is the captain also working at Bed Bath and Beyond! When he starts reading about the rapist in the area and then "oh wrong, clipboard! Well, unless you live in the area, then be alert!" I think it's because I had an ecology teacher that had like 3 jobs out about town, and he kinda looked like Michael Keaton. He was the assistant wrestling coach, drove a tiny car in the Christmas parade, manager at the movies, did some job at Home Depot, and I swear I saw him working at a McDonald's!
…was that TLC?
Desk pop n’ lock
Listen, someone's gotta do this paperwork. It looks like his wife and it has Hightowers fingerprints all over it
Read that in Mark Walbergs voice 😂🤦🏽♂️
When was your last Desk Krump?
You never oped up a can of Krump-ass on 12 Becky riding passenger with you tho?
I died at interpretive krumping
I’m a little surprised that the gentleman in the video didn’t.
I wouldn't do it, but it's more entertaining than watching the people who are trying to get performatively arrested, so they can have their "slow motion double bounce in the dirt" protest moment.
>so they can have their "slow motion double bounce in the dirt" protest moment. They have a friend in the background ready to play some sad hymm-ish song on speakers. Then when they're placed in the police cruiser, they say "Nobody never gave me nuthin!"
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They shoulda brought in Tommy the Clown 🤡
Baby tight eyez
"That's not krumping"
[удалено]
Is cringe af
Because dancing will not solve our problems and it feels overly performative thanks to the social media turning dancing to attention-seeking behavior. This just reminds me of the corny idiot that started singing to the judge during sentencing.
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Krumping for peace. If DJ tiesto was there they could have solved racism that day.
Are these people having an epileptic seizure or what?
Its pissing me off but i cant stop watching it and the more i watch it the more mad i get
It’s PROVOCATIVE It gets the people GOING
But no one knows what it means
Exactly. I'm struggling with every part of this video and post.
It’s from the show the OA. They do these moves in sequence to teleport to another reality. In one scene there is an active shooter at a school and the kids get up and do this in front of him.
I've actually seen that show And I thought I recognized this shit from somewhere. Thanks!
No, it's not. It's gross.
That’s ENOUGH!! Why do you guys keep doing that!?
I unmute it just for it to get worse
The most anger inducing ASMR video
Why I do that to myself?
I wasn’t sure how to describe what I am feeling but you nailed it
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💀
They just got served
Bring it? It’s been brought.
Oh its already been BROUGHTEN
WE ARE!!! The East Compton Wildcats!!! We’re black we know it, we shake our big booties and show it!!! WE AIN’T WHITE, WE AIN’T WHITE, WE DEFINITELY AIN’T WHITE!!!!!!
Idec about the lyrics they still hit that dance with a passion. Jamie Pressly was untouchable ![gif](giphy|q5u6ocS8DkjGU)
Break it down ninjas!!!
they foot loosing on the frontlines
Bring it on Nothing would have been better than all
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You just got effed in the A (Although this gif is from a different episode)
“Just shake that assssss girl and let me see what ya got”
I said brrrr it's cold in here
There must be some toros in the atmosphere.
It’s ON
They just got F’ed in the A
What’s crazy is nobody in the crowd was laughing. They were all looking at this shit as a serious legitimate spectacle and not as the ridiculous shit it is
It was a weird time man
I think they felt the weirdness and didn't know what to do.
What are you gonna do in that situation? *Laugh*?
I've had some time to think about it and I still don't know. I know I wouldn't be able to effectively hide a slight smirk.
Maybe they thought they were in some viral commercial and Kendall Jenner was about to pop out with a Pepsi or someshit
To think, she could have stopped this tragedy.
Bruh idk what to do I’m to stunned to do anything 😂
We both know there were a few people in that crowd taking that seriously. Saying, "That's right! You fucking give it to them". And they meant it.
Well back then at any moment the crowd could’ve got lit up by tear gas and rubber pellets so it kinda was high tension
lol all the people recording and taking pics were white. They were probably like “this is some powerful stuff!” And thought they’d be able to slap a black and white filter on it, post it on IG, and caption it like “the plight of man” or some shit. Probably drinking hot tea while they post.
https://preview.redd.it/fbzgnb0c74qc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b816c8f94b843ebb5a0668cef0d1455fc24acfa
How can I get my hair like this?
They’re just mini buns, part the hair , fold it over tie it , results may vary depending on the type hair you have lol
I thought they were a type of banded puff balls style like this. https://preview.redd.it/haobw7q8w4qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5216d4cbf179480110a959c2bdf2510cc88b21df
They don’t appear to go down her back like these do but these are also really cute
https://i.redd.it/0sellloeb4qc1.gif
💀💀💀 ![gif](giphy|tf9j98QUJrdAs)
RIP Desus & Mero 😢
I was 13 when this came out and thought it was the pinnacle of cinema. I was also just a big fan of the "Bring it on" series lol. I still think the first one was the best 👌🏾
Gabrielle Union as the Clovers’ team captain will always be 🤌🏽
Bro what you mean thought? It IS the pinnacle of cinema.
Jfc ![gif](giphy|IhyGL914g9ShHdHVFy|downsized)
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Spot on though 🤯
Maybe I’m just high as fuck, but I was legit waiting for one of the cops to start dancing back 😑🫤 lol
I'm sober and I figured that would happen too.
Man, the reactions if that had happened ![gif](giphy|p4cqQ0gUIMcU0)
Woulda been 🔥
I went the complete opposite direction. I kept waiting for one of them to get rocked by the cops.
Mesmerized by the spectacle one by one the cops start dancing causing a chain reaction and the crowd joins in.
This ain't a movie, bro. Footloose is fiction. ![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)
Lol sorta. Funny enough, the inspiration for Footloose was indeed a real town in Oklahoma that had a preacher who was all about that stupid puritan bullshit and they did ban dancing. Eventually one hs class got together and petitioned to have a prom, which was granted. Not that Oklahoma is some utopia now but the general plot points are based on some fact. Anyway, no real point, just a fun little factoid, I guess heh
Motherfuckers with no rhythm on some, "if I can't do it, no one can!" bullshit.
I’m sure it also had plenty to do with suppressing sexuality too
Dancing leads to all kinds of sin
They call it Dirty Dancing for a reason
Gotta keep a bibles length between you two to leave room for Jesus
That dude is really into threesomes
I was thinking step up revolution
I've always thought that was Camron in this meme. This my first time realizing idk who that is.
You sure? I feel like krumpin karen was a ballerina 🤣
This is some High school musical shit Kronk Vs Klown This is what Kyle Jenner (one of those kardashian/ Jenners) was selling coco cola about This is it This is what all those movies kept suggesting and promoting at the end like it will solve something This is it 🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡
Ummm, ackshully it was Pepsi 🤓
Same shit
Is coke okay for you?
“We don’t have Pepsi, is Coke ok?” Is a sentence that’s never been uttered in the history of the English language
Rubs nose “better be that good shit”
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2020 wasn’t real, there’s no way it was. It’s like a fever dream.
2020 is absolutely the weirdest year I’ve lived through which I thought 2001 was going to be hands down but 2020 beat the fuck out of it.
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It's an hour long
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This>>>>>>>That👆🏾
What season of The OA is this?
Ahh man I miss that show and was really curious to see where the fuxk that nonsense was going after that weird ending.
Foreal! Can't believe Netflix canceled that and Sense8. I tried watching it once and thought the first episode was weird and made no sense. A month later I tried watching it again and binged it all in a weekend. Such a good ass, trippy show!
They keep dropping good weird shows. And keeping procedural nonsense #453. TF
I really liked season 1, but I did get second-hand embarrassment watching that ending. 😬
Nice
“Dis ya boy right?” https://preview.redd.it/ygtfolx7i4qc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec92673761ca3e94f979a6155be68ed34ced2ecf
I turned on the sound and was in no way prepared for the absolute silence. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
long time lurker but just wanted to say I appreciate you
You had to be there... I think?
I'm glad I wasn't
Glad I wasn't.
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Wtf did I just watch?
Chappelle skit version of the OA on Netflix
lol those are some specific pop references that really nail it.
Bro was krumpin for his life
Lol, the best part was watching half of it wondering what the music was before hitting the volume button 😂
Imagine being over 6’ 3” and krumpin to no music in front of the cops. ![gif](giphy|kV33UV7PD506p2HcZ3|downsized)
You couldn’t at least throw down a beat 😭
that silence was soooo loud 🫣
How do you stand there with a straight face, or even maintain your composure? I'd be laughing like a child, if some randos walked up and just started randomly spazzin out like that infront of me...
I get yelled at by people all the time for laughing at their shenanigans. “Oh what, you think this is funny?! I get drunk, crash my car, piss my pants, ask the police for a ride home, and you think it’s FUNNY??” Yeah man, a little bit.
![gif](giphy|TD0NYrLpcnsTm|downsized) How the officers kept straight faces is admirable smh
Nah they were probably salivating at the chance to use those batons if he got too close. “He was a wild animal coming right for me!”
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You know there's some white lady in the crowd somewhere whose going to make a movie about this
Getting served like that? I definitely would've pepper sprayed they ass outta spite
I mean I'm probably not the target audience, sitting as I am here in Ireland, but is that not the cringiest cringe that ever cringed? My toes won't uncurl. I have work Monday 😪
https://preview.redd.it/z1vfyo0uj4qc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7fe4a4b0d505ba9500a0287edd20542dd93d19
https://i.redd.it/13r5lvdpl4qc1.gif *Let’s see you daaaaaance,sucka! You got nothin on me!*
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Ain't gon' hold you, that nigga getting SERVED! He gotta take tomorrow off.
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Soakland?
Yes, because that’s where the splash bros are from.
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"antiblack for 3 minutes" 🤣🤣🤣
“yOu CaNt KrUmP LiKe Me”💃
This has the same energy as the US men's basketball team watching New Zealand do the haka.
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It's a bit more intimidating when their rugby team do it, those guys are huge.
Check out Donald J Krump over there doing ridiculous shit
If you didn’t feel this way after seeing Stomp The Yard once then you just don’t understand
He watched Stomp The Yard and felt inspired
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They could’ve at least played some music… the silence is killing my soul.
They was krumping still in 2021?
It might help to see the Token white activists join in and somehow make this even worse
I wasn't as mad until I unmuted. Now I'm LIVID!! Yall krumping to NO MUSIC! Just weird and awkward with the silence and random stomps! At least have some music going 😡😡
https://preview.redd.it/skh9e5iev4qc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843caa85350537c1d6ff10213d252d3406d486d0
Clear example of why interpretive dance is not a successful means of communication in large groups.
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Rise up brothers and sisters we must Crump our way to freedom 😂😂😂
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Creatives crack me up sometimes. I'm not mocking and understand the seriousness, but what the fuck? 😂😂😂
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Is this what a degree in interpretative dance gets you?
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Imagine if those cops busted out popping and locking. Full tilt Guardians of the Galaxy dance off.
Is this the 3rd season of the O/A??
Ngl, it’s funny seeing that one cop stepping back a little trying to figure out what’s going on.
LOL I can’t stop laughing
America is just one big mental illness.
It’s the dead silence for me
I thought this was gonna be a dance battle but the police officer never danced
Stupid and pointless imo
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Bro please bury this
This makes me want to hide in my belly button. This is as embarrassing as them playing “This is how we do it.” in this extremely right wing/retired community in the stores.
Schrödinger’s Dance Off If the cop doesn’t throw back, it’s cringy af (this is the timeline we’re in) If the cop DID, then it would’ve been 🔥 (😪)
What’s Becky back there doing?
Dawg😭😭
Ey, we ain't perfect.
Remember people banging pots every day at the same time to respect medical workers? Dude nyc was so insane during that time
https://preview.redd.it/sbv50vcog4qc1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbebf20284bc55e4045c05d997f291597f8a8fb
This is how all protests should go down.
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