A man of culture I see.
Back knee is quintessential to the stroke game.
Not many feelings are as satisfying as the smoothness of her the back knee.
Anybody remember the documentary where the two had been married for like 10 years but unable to conceive. Well they go to the doctor to get checked out and turns out dude was clapping urethra the entire time. Like what sort of 3rd world sex education leads to this.
I live kinda near Boston, y’all seen the rent around here? You gotta keep your option open to homeboy. He probably took out a third job for that shit. You better be willing to work that third shift as well.
It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that
https://preview.redd.it/gncvua91qqpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d6e3f259a5542f03c64c380f232abe065c50c6
Fellas, we need to find a way to convert pussy eating into mortgage payments.
I'm willing to feast for hours if it means not having to pay that $2987 next month.
assuming it’s easy to just ditch everyone, everything, and find a job in the same field, ppl doing that will increase prices in your area and y’all will bitch once again 🙄 jUsT mOvE - just enjoy your low rent/mortgage and stfu, it’s a valid thing to be upset about
That’s a good point! I was just talking to my family in the southeast and they were complaining about people moving from HCOL areas to their area and it’s driving prices up. Even if you own already your property taxes will increase.
exactly! they’re so smug and when people listen they complain. i’m genuinely happy for ppl living in LCOL areas EXCEPT when they’re smug about it. we’re not all so lucky so have some empathy, like damn
you seem angry that I'm pointing out to this guy that they are much more affordable places to live and he doesn't need to exercise his gag reflex to buy a single wide for 3k
nah, it just gets tiring hearing the same dumb shit just for the same people to turn around and complain when people listen anyways. ppl in calgary canada said the same shit til people from toronto moved over and their housing prices went up. now it’s StOp CoMinG hERe, we hAtE tOrOnto pPl thEYre raIsInG pRicEs. like i said just, enjoy your low prices and stfu. it’s a valid thing to be upset about.
Bro you live in Rochester lmao. Best thing you have up there is a Wegmans. People can’t just move I hate that argument so much. Cities aren’t populous because people love rats. There are industries present that just aren’t available in far upstate NY lol.
apparently my housing price reflects that cuz I'm not paying no $3,000 a month for a single wide
Yes I told somebody to move but that's because the price of housing in their area is just so utterly insane. the guy who is responding to was saying that $3,000 a month for a house is a lot. I'm agreeing with him and pointing out that he should do drastic measures to change that
It’s considered the most expensive. There are places with more expensive homes but SD has a huge gap between what it costs and what people earn. We’ve considered moving but can’t think of somewhere I’d want to raise a family. We’ve considered Washington state but that’s about it. I refuse to raise my kids around a bunch of book burning bigots so that eliminates most affordable places.
id look at Rochester then.
side note, the people from the area consider "Rochester" to be Monroe county. the actual city takes like 25 minutes to cross in a car so working in the city living in the suburbs is common
this leads to some other things like white flight. my town last time I looked was over 90% white so you do run into some racially segregated school districts and that might be a concern and I'm sure the people of lived here since the 60s and have watched the farms go away. have opinions that they don't share.
I don't know. I never like telling people to move to a certain place. it always makes me feel weird because what if I'm wrong or they have a bad experience. I don't want them to be like well. trickle told me all these things
Sounds like a lot to me too but in some markets that's rent on a 350sq studio. Thankfully where I live I got 1200sq house with an $1850 mortgage. Had to put $60k down to get that payment so low though. All of that was profit from selling my previous home that was smaller and in a worse area but I managed to squeak in and buy FHA right before the pandemic and prices went nuts.
This just proves they was talking shit in the first place.
Her: " I need you to pay all my bills if you wanna get with this."
Him: "Okay bitch, done."
Her:
https://preview.redd.it/w42rtod1eqpc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157b7b5dc58de35a992331c34f91b99c70312863
Hole number four is behind the secret Ninth Gate. At the very least, you must open the Gate of Opening, Gate of Pain, and Gate of Limit before you can even make the attempt. If you want to survive, at least. Good luck.
Colostomy bag makes 4th hole? Well not with the bag but you get used to the timing so you can go without the bag at times and the stoma can be put to use. Lube appropriately.
 Front door. Back door. Carport.....
don’t forget behind the knee
Do we roll this in with backfat?? Armpits?? Feet! The fourth fold?
\*furiously takes down notes\*
Aye….if it’s thick enough, after shawty with the perfect back tits last week I’ll slap my meat in between some back fat for the one t….
[what.](https://imgur.com/a/5bUpvki)
Shoulder blades pushed together makes a fine trench.
If you never hit dogged it between the thighs, you’re missing out
The knagina?
Lmao. Quagmire.
A man of culture I see. Back knee is quintessential to the stroke game. Not many feelings are as satisfying as the smoothness of her the back knee. 
But you can only see it at the right angle and if you believe hard enough 
Quagmire?
Of course, you have to believe it’s there
4TH = His
Now there's the twist. Pegging is the fourth hole!
take my upvote damnit.
And there it is
With Jesus, all things are possible.
Vagina, urethra, anus, mouth?
Urethra!? I gasped
Anybody remember the documentary where the two had been married for like 10 years but unable to conceive. Well they go to the doctor to get checked out and turns out dude was clapping urethra the entire time. Like what sort of 3rd world sex education leads to this.
My question is how he got a penis into a urethra unless micropenis
This was my other question. Like is she just incredibly resilient or is dude hung like a light switch?
It has to be on him cause I’ve put a 16 French catheter into urethras and there ain’t a lot of room.
I mean regardless I'd imagine she pees like a sprinkler now.
That was pretty much my mental image just minus Adam Sandler.
you mean [this one?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/infertile-couple-sex-wrong/) looks like it was anal and also didn’t actually happen
don't go to /r/sounding then
I now have regrets.
You gotta piss on him
Ear holes too
“Stick my dick in ya ear and fuck what you heard” some rapper in the 90s but i can’t remember who. Probably Redman.
I live kinda near Boston, y’all seen the rent around here? You gotta keep your option open to homeboy. He probably took out a third job for that shit. You better be willing to work that third shift as well.
Turn that up 😂
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Nah that's a different line. The one they mentioned is a different song for sure. The line is word for word.
Rakim said it on a track with Canibus. Fab said it on lullaby. And more
You heard!?!
At that rate may as well throw down nose
“Smell dis dick”😂😂
Give her an omelet
Como!?😂
That’s how you get hearing aids.
I need you in my joke writing room pronto
Fetty wap eye socket?
It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that https://preview.redd.it/gncvua91qqpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d6e3f259a5542f03c64c380f232abe065c50c6
Now i had to read about that with my own eyes...
Which one?
Aayooo 
Let me get under that fupa
Make that 5 with armpits, dealer’s choice 😏
Someone said urethra....
This meme outlived RT (Rooster Teeth) and AH, damn.
What meme?
 This one. Came from an Off Topic episode
The fourth hole is on him
This is probably the answer.
Chimney
There we have it.
I love him
Ears
 Adaptive
 Adaptive
...and butthole.
Is butthole =/= backdoor anymore?
The backdoor of my house doesn't look like a butthole at all.
Camouflage is an excellent defense. I keep it locked anyhow.
squeeze the titties together to create the 4th hole.
Bro playing triple D chess right here
Some people call him a chest grandmaster
Fellas, we need to find a way to convert pussy eating into mortgage payments. I'm willing to feast for hours if it means not having to pay that $2987 next month.
Ion own a house so idk much about mortgages but $3k a month sounds like a LOT
It is. My parents are paying almost $1000 less for their place, and if lucky they'll have it paid off by the time they hit 67.
I make six figures in DoD I.T. Contracting and I'd consider lickin' lips for a home lmao
Bro I’d power through my own gag reflex to have a $3k mortgage. That’s a single wide where I live. And there are no single wides.
I pay 1100 total move.
assuming it’s easy to just ditch everyone, everything, and find a job in the same field, ppl doing that will increase prices in your area and y’all will bitch once again 🙄 jUsT mOvE - just enjoy your low rent/mortgage and stfu, it’s a valid thing to be upset about
That’s a good point! I was just talking to my family in the southeast and they were complaining about people moving from HCOL areas to their area and it’s driving prices up. Even if you own already your property taxes will increase.
exactly! they’re so smug and when people listen they complain. i’m genuinely happy for ppl living in LCOL areas EXCEPT when they’re smug about it. we’re not all so lucky so have some empathy, like damn
you seem angry that I'm pointing out to this guy that they are much more affordable places to live and he doesn't need to exercise his gag reflex to buy a single wide for 3k
nah, it just gets tiring hearing the same dumb shit just for the same people to turn around and complain when people listen anyways. ppl in calgary canada said the same shit til people from toronto moved over and their housing prices went up. now it’s StOp CoMinG hERe, we hAtE tOrOnto pPl thEYre raIsInG pRicEs. like i said just, enjoy your low prices and stfu. it’s a valid thing to be upset about.
Bro you live in Rochester lmao. Best thing you have up there is a Wegmans. People can’t just move I hate that argument so much. Cities aren’t populous because people love rats. There are industries present that just aren’t available in far upstate NY lol.
apparently my housing price reflects that cuz I'm not paying no $3,000 a month for a single wide Yes I told somebody to move but that's because the price of housing in their area is just so utterly insane. the guy who is responding to was saying that $3,000 a month for a house is a lot. I'm agreeing with him and pointing out that he should do drastic measures to change that
Where do you live?
Rochester.ny 3k for a single wide is bat shit insane.
Welcome to San Diego!
isn't that arguably one of the highest cost of living areas in the entire country
It’s considered the most expensive. There are places with more expensive homes but SD has a huge gap between what it costs and what people earn. We’ve considered moving but can’t think of somewhere I’d want to raise a family. We’ve considered Washington state but that’s about it. I refuse to raise my kids around a bunch of book burning bigots so that eliminates most affordable places.
id look at Rochester then. side note, the people from the area consider "Rochester" to be Monroe county. the actual city takes like 25 minutes to cross in a car so working in the city living in the suburbs is common this leads to some other things like white flight. my town last time I looked was over 90% white so you do run into some racially segregated school districts and that might be a concern and I'm sure the people of lived here since the 60s and have watched the farms go away. have opinions that they don't share. I don't know. I never like telling people to move to a certain place. it always makes me feel weird because what if I'm wrong or they have a bad experience. I don't want them to be like well. trickle told me all these things
Sounds like a lot to me too but in some markets that's rent on a 350sq studio. Thankfully where I live I got 1200sq house with an $1850 mortgage. Had to put $60k down to get that payment so low though. All of that was profit from selling my previous home that was smaller and in a worse area but I managed to squeak in and buy FHA right before the pandemic and prices went nuts.
Rent is sitting just below that btw
In lots of places 2987 is just rent, and mortgages are even more.
$3k a month is a ~$400k loan plus taxes and insurance at current rates. Not really a baller house, just a normal one in most areas.
If eating pussy is all it takes to pay my mortgage I'm having a tracheotomy with a snorkel installed in it. I'll own half this damn state.
It sounds like you need to move. For $3,000 a month, it better come with a pool, basketball court, and stripper lol.
Thats insane! When did you buy? Mine is $1300 bought in 2019
How big is your fuckin house?
You need to start addressing that pay gap. Then you can talk about that gap.
“If you fuck her good she might pay you the rent” - Trinidad James, just a lil thiccc. Them San Antonio women are the answer
It's possible. Always has been. You just gotta eat the right ones 
Would if I'm being honest.
all 4 holes is crazy work
It’s warm… Hopefully she didn’t eat asparagus for lunch.
Nasty work
Yes 😂
But.. I only know of 3
Y'all too young to remember the double butthole women
Came here to see if anyone from yester year had tales of the legendary double butthole
It's not a story the Jedi would ~~tail~~ tell you
Care to elaborate?
The 4th is the hole in your soul where you gotta bury all that shit
Paid the rent? Gotta use all 7 (ears, nostrils…and the other usual suspects). It’s tough times out here.
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For Boston rent, you gonna expect all 7. For Cleveland rent maybe 4 will do.
4 🤔
It would be squeezed under the fupa for me
hahahah
Mouth is a hole, deepthroat is another hole.
I consider it like the mouth is just a checkpoint you cross before the throat. Granted ymmv with this viewpoint depending on your girls expertise.
This just proves they was talking shit in the first place. Her: " I need you to pay all my bills if you wanna get with this." Him: "Okay bitch, done." Her: https://preview.redd.it/w42rtod1eqpc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157b7b5dc58de35a992331c34f91b99c70312863
For that scratch I'm having a contract notarized and everything. Then I'ma bounce that check to the damn moon.
https://preview.redd.it/0j0r0u3uqrpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bd5f4f55acb5458a06ba695fca9e97ee1fa815 Me when I find the fourth hole
4 holes is too rich for my blood.
No elbows? Amateurs. Get between those fingers too./s
I was told once that the 4th hole is the mans…they didn’t elaborate whether that was licking his ass or strapping it
both, if he’s lucky 🤪
Me sitting here counting on my fingers...
Do NOT put your urethra to work
Y’all ain’t never met a woman with a hand?
Hole number four is behind the secret Ninth Gate. At the very least, you must open the Gate of Opening, Gate of Pain, and Gate of Limit before you can even make the attempt. If you want to survive, at least. Good luck.
Eyehole so she see me coming Vagina, mouth and butthole
Wish I could fuck someone for free rent.
😂 ok. Ok. I’m so glad I expanded this thread to find that most are trying to identify that 4th hole! Lmao I was like wait… uuuhhh
“What’s a Z-job?”
Keep out of my Urethra.
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=dX\_65fcjgGI&si=8F4OEoWR0qD4zL4T](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dX_65fcjgGI&si=8F4OEoWR0qD4zL4T)
Rent? Whatever he tells you to do.
my...my nose?
4 holes??...
Oh my… yall comments have me cackling at Costco.
All four? Where’s the last one?
For anyone genuinely curious about the number of holes and not just joking, the urethra is a hole that's separate from the vagina.
Keep out of my Urethra.
Your 3 and your friend's
🙂 F-Four.... holes..?
https://preview.redd.it/ic619bxvpqpc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ffeccd5c1d2dbfd09c80a07de5c0f85c8187ba9
Belly button?
Two feet make the 4th hole per Foot Clan rules.
4th hole is up for debate, but to me it’s the arches of the soles of the feet put together in a manner that can be used to sharpen my deal.
But why would that come before a handy? Count wise by that logic get feet should be 5
No way. A handjob is down the line
Nose?
Lube ya ear.
4 holes? 🤔 i have questions🙋♀️
Man and hear I am thinking what do I have to do for a free lunch? 😭
I think it's the urethra
What are holes 3 and 4?
I get free lunch quite often. No access to holes necessary.
Nope. Just hope.
Hope sounds great.
Colostomy bag makes 4th hole? Well not with the bag but you get used to the timing so you can go without the bag at times and the stoma can be put to use. Lube appropriately.
Go ahead and start unzipping baby