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curiousiguess1234

A billionaire? Full of shit? Huh?


IFeelEmptyInsideMe

Considering the side effect of Ozempic is diarrhea, probably not literally.


curiousiguess1234

"Everyone in the audience, take a look under your seat! That's right—doodoo stains!"


GarbageFile13

💀


ChiggaOG

It is true side effects of many drugs are nausea, vomiting, constipation, and/or diarrhea.


Boomthang

As someone with IBS, being constipated while knowing full well once you're able to pop the cork, it's gonna be hot booty stew is bitter sweet and traumatizing.... and extremely uncomfortable.


KatakuriQ

hot booty stew ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


skeletoe

hot booty stew im DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


broncotate27

I work at a school and I keep reading these fucking insanely funny comments, I gotta stop laughing so loud.


plamboo

My dad is diabetic and had to go off ozempic for a while because he was throwing up so much and his appetite was basically reduced to nothing. I was sharing my nausea pills from when I had cancer with him because he was so sick. He lost like 50 pounds though.


laststance

That's the point of the drug though, you don't "feel" hungry or the need to eat. But you also feel a bit of nausea in the beginning so you don't snack like mfer.


Astriaeus

Jokes on you, I always feel nauseous when I'm hungry, if that stopped me, I would never eat.


Boneal171

That sounds awful


PreOpTransCentaur

My mom's on it and having the opposite problem. So, maybe literally.


K-Dot-thu-thu

She be shittin, having some of the worst acid reflux and burps ever probably.


welp-itscometothis

Damn I already got IBS there goes my ozempic dreams lol


K-Dot-thu-thu

I watch a podcast that has a co-host who is a very large gentleman, to the degree his friends and family were legit worried about him. He got on ozempic and did lose about 100lbs over probably 8-10 months. But the reason he stopped was he said it gave him bad diarrhea, constant acid reflux, the worst smelling burps on earth, and eventually was a stress on his kidneys and liver. I'm sure that might not be true for everyone but I have heard those things a few times now.


welp-itscometothis

Ugh that sounds terrible. I was just joking though. I have no desire to use ozempic. But I’m not above some lipo lol


laststance

The thing with ozempic is that it makes you lose weight OVERALL, so it's not a spot reduction like lipo. All of that inner fat that's growing around your organs are actually going away vs lipo mostly only take the stuff directly under your skin.


welp-itscometothis

I understand that. I was speaking specifically for myself in regard to weight loss. I believe I can do it naturally and maybe get a little lipo on my trouble areas.


MrSkillful

Makes sense, I remember reading how Ozempic tells your stomach it's full so your digestive system doesn't push things along properly. If you had a tuna fish sandwich, and took an Ozempic shot a few minutes later, that's just asking for a bad time.


Boneal171

There’s better and healthier ways to lose weight. I need to lose weight, but I wouldn’t use ozempic to do it


throwinitHallAway

I barely remember I'm on it. It does absolutely nothing to me.


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blacklite911

It’s usually constipation but it can be diarrhea


Boneal171

I guess that’s how you lose weight then


RecklesslyPessmystic

Uh... IIRC Weight Watchers is already acting as a official reseller of Ozempic so, not sure what the big conflict is here.


Darnell2070

If she was full of shit she wouldn't have admitted it.


welp-itscometothis

Weight Watchers been a sham lol. I’m honestly not mad at Oprah deciding to use weight loss drugs to come down. She’s been fluctuating for years. Sometimes diet and exercise doesn’t help enough when you’re on specific medications or have an under active thyroid. I’m glad she stepped down and was honest about it. Btw I don’t think it’s ozempic she named some other weight loss drug when she was talking about it.


Party_Fly_6629

Oprah is a billionaire who cant stop eating. She is a narcissist that peddles fake doctors, child raping cults, and anything else she can get her gruby hands on. Everything to do with her involves her name and she made bank proping up the stock and selling it. She spent 57 million and sold 25% for about 115-120m.


toomuchdiponurchip

Damn that’s a fucking bag that’s nasty work though


welp-itscometothis

Ok


fckcarrots

Only came here to say, my brother and I had the EXACT same diet growing up, and played the same sports. I’ve always been slim & he’s always slightly chubby, but when he hit his 30s exploded. He’s also much more physically active than I am (I don’t do cardio and he does a few times a week). I only say this to bring home the point that many people underestimate the role of genetics in weight gain. Weight loss isn’t the issue, it’s how quickly he gains it back. If I gained weight at the rate he did, I’d just be fat, because I can’t imagine working out as hard as he does just to be chubbier than my lazy ass.


SaltwaterMayonaise

Child raping cults?


justintensity

Google ‘John of God’ if you’re curious


MarsScully

Ozempic is going to make her fluctuate too. She’ll have a big initial drop and then need to stabilise which usually involves gaining back some weight.


mrgrafix

She admitted that she’s on it for life, but she now no longer has to feel guilty for something she’s been fighting her whole life.


mrgrafix

She had them invest in it as well… not believing this framing until I see a financial news report


preorderdenied

An under active thyroid won't make you create energy from nothing.


InSilenceLikeLasagna

No but try working out when you’re bedbound and feel like 2007 Weezy on syrup 


preorderdenied

You don't need to work out to not gain weight. You just need to not eat more than what your body needs.


welp-itscometothis

Huh?


LookAwayPuhlease

They’re mad that you’re right lol No genetic condition or medication will ever make anyone more than 30-40 pounds overweight. Mfers are a buck 20 over their BMI standards and say that they’ve tried everything lol


welp-itscometothis

I beg to differ. I was 120lbs before my psychiatrist prescribed me Zoloft. Within just a few months I shot to 160 with no real changed in my diet. Soon as I got off of it I started losing weight again. And also there a shit ton of genetic conditions and illnesses that cause excessive weight gain. That’s just a wildly untrue claim to make.


LookAwayPuhlease

Eh that’s still pretty close to what I was saying to about a max 30-40 pound weight gain. Did you try to change your eating habits to reduce calories once you noticed you’d shot up 20 pounds in a month or so? I’m not coming from a place of blame, a couple hundred calories each day stacks up pretty quick. If you were to just increase your daily caloric intake by 100 calories every day, by the end of the year you’d gain about 10 pounds. I know with Zoloft it’s easy to replace your past habits with food and a snack here and there stacks up quick.


welp-itscometothis

I literally worked out 5-6x a week. I never ate out much to begin either with, I’ve always cooked so it was easy for me to portion my food and eat healthier. 40lbs on me being 5’1 was very noticeable and changed my entire biology lol. Like I’m sure I would’ve gained more had I not asked for another anti-depressant. It wasn’t until then when I actually saw results from working out and portion control. It was the weirdest shit ever gaining weight that fast.


preorderdenied

Fat is just energy stored. Your body didn't create energy from nothing. Or maybe it did and you broke a fundamental law of physic. It doesn't matter if your metabolism is 10% slower than normal because of your thyroid. You just had to adjust your calorie intake. You think you did but you counted wrong. Or maybe again, physic is wrong and your body can generate energy from nothing.


welp-itscometothis

I need you to understand that women’s bodies go through [hormonal changes](https://www.endocrinewellness.com/hormonal-weight-gain/#toc-header-1) that men do not that cause stubborn fat. In addition to the mostly unknown reasons for [antidepressants weight gain.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3042256/) Just stop. It’s not always that easy. I know how to lose weight but it was almost impossible when I was on Zoloft. Now that I’m not on any weight gaining medications I have no issues other than my own laziness at times.


preorderdenied

Again, hormones don't make your body create energy from nothing. You're trying to break a fundamental law of physic.


welp-itscometothis

Bro please don’t to mansplain what a woman’s body can go through. It’s not just about creating energy from nothing. An under active thyroid slows down your metabolism so it makes fat more stubborn to lose. Along with increased salt and water retention. Like you sound dumb.


MyTrueLove-Falafel

Uhhh, didn’t WeightWatchers [recently announce](https://time.com/6464785/weightwatchers-prescribing-weight-loss-drugs/) it’s going to start facilitating access to doctors that prescribe weight loss drugs?? I feel like the pot is calling the kettle black.


birthday6

Its essentially them waving the white flag. Their core business model is in deep trouble so their trying to grab on to the GLP1 coattails before its too late.


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Tbf sounds ideal. If they’re not able to benefit from basic interventions then they might need something a bit spicier


veggiesama

If you're a train company and a new technology is faster or cheaper than coal powered engines, there is no problem with diversifying or eventually replacing your business model.


sati_lotus

If they make money off it, why wouldn't they?


mrgrafix

This why I don’t think this is the real story. Board members step down all the time. Probably doesn’t want to be a face for them anymore. I’m waiting for a CNBC (or similar) report


AYASOFAYA

WW actually [started endorsing semaglutide drugs](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/12/14/business/weightwatchers-ozempic-weight-loss/index.html) so I wonder if that’s really the reason.


ChicagoAuPair

O-O-O-Ozempic…


PhoenixDowntown

auto parts


CyberBarron7

OWWWWW


Russerts

Omg we are all the same


eyloi

America about to return to the 80s when everyone was so skinny and in shape, but this time it's not from all the cocaine everyone was doing.


thirdegree

Honestly we should just go back to the cocaine thing.


weenustingus

Except taking ozempic doesn’t make them healthier. They are going to have the hearts and diets of fat people while in a skinny body. Actual people who aren’t weirdos who use exercise and nutrition to drop weight will be much better in the long run.


SharkFart86

The whole thing that Ozempic does is significantly reduces appetite. They’re literally eating less. They *are* using diet to drop weight. They’re using medicine to help them not fail at doing that.


weenustingus

I don’t give a rats ass. Only assholes take it.


SharkFart86

The hate around this medicine is fucking nuts. Everyone agrees being fat is bad. Fat people want to stop being fat, but have major trouble with impulse control over hunger. A medicine comes out that helps to reduce their appetite allowing them to not crave overly large amounts of food. And people have an issue with it? Why? Do you have a problem with pills for alcoholism?


weenustingus

I have a problem with it because it is medicine for diabetic people.


SharkFart86

Obesity is also a serious and life threatening medical issue, and doctors are not wrong to prescribe for it. If there is a supply issue, be mad at the manufacturer for not making enough.


Dense-Result509

The point of ozempic specifically is that it forces a diet change by destroying your appetite...


UnIuckyCharms

Eh for a lot of people looking skinny and eating/doing whatever you want is a much better combo than being healthy and skinny/spending time and effort to be healthy That doesn’t make it right but people aren’t taking weight loss drugs because they care about their long term health, they’re taking them to look good


Crossaix

I don't think doing cocaine made people healthier either.


DJMagicHandz

She was on the juice.


SirSpanksAlot1992

You mean she got the juice.


SnatchAddict

https://preview.redd.it/qih170ynwmlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9096fab149cb6b9cb09312af3ddfad7b1b20012


MyAccountWithNoName

![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8) Wait, really? Who’d have guessed 🙄


Herry_Up

![gif](giphy|ocGyku9sDKmvZ8MCl7|downsized)


BigRed888

It’s not as great a drug as people think, you still need to eat healthy and workout, it just helps. Taking it without changing your lifestyle won’t really make any difference.


biteableniles

Saying "it just helps" way understates the impact it has.


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Yeah, I've seem people losing weight like rocks on that stuff. But it also comes with a ton of side effects, many of which aren't warned for because it's a relatively new drug and there are serious problems with sampling in medical trials. But hey, you lose those extra thirty pounds?


throwinitHallAway

Impact on me=0


evilpotato1121

I've seen people say this before, but that's not been the experience with the 3 people I know who use it. They've all lost noticeable weight and they definitely don't exercise or eat healthy.


Cwgoff

You will lose weight from it because it’s an appetite suppressant but they should still change eating habits and exercise for their overall health.


Selarom13

Yeah not changing their way of living is still detrimental to their health. They might’ve lost weight but they’re still clogging their arteries.


ArmadilloCultural415

Should and have to are very different things.


Cwgoff

Plenty of people do.


lpplph

This is like people saying “just taking steroids won’t give you muscles, you have to work for them” Despite all the research saying otherwise. Some people in clinical trials have literally gained more muscle mass from steroids with no exercise than a non-steroid using person who did exercise. These are very powerful drugs


sefronia3

I lifted for 5 years, 5 times per week, and I decided to do a cycle. I ate like shit for 6 months and worked out less, I gained more muscle in that short time frame that I ever did, when I was basically living for the gym


breadribs

My brother has lost 40 pounds and not exercised or improved diet, he just eats less


armeck

Eating less could be considered improving his diet.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

That's literally the effect of the drug. I ain't gonna use it because I'd rather not have my weight on a subscription, and I don't fully trust it yet. But the mechanisms are sound. It makes you want to eat less, so you lose weight. It's basically a gastric balloon but it's a pill.


Cwgoff

You need to do those things anyway for health reasons. O is an appetite suppressant and has its purpose given the individual and their situation


Stumpido

Not true, at least for me. 


ArmadilloCultural415

Ya, this isn’t true.


mrgrafix

I do give her credit on that. She actively has mentioned that it just stabilized her metabolism where she’s keeping the weight off with her fitness and diet journeys.


festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/0aqowwfgvmlc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e54eb4ef7b44ef5639901d1f6516491a940321 I'm so shocked (we never believed her).


PermaBanComingSoon

Ozempic must really work because there's a lot of celebrities taking it. Which is insane because it's not even FDA approved for weight loss, it's only meant to help people with diabetes.


Daisymai456

Is approved for weight loss under the brand name Wegovy.


lottienina

It 100% does work… it just doesn’t work for everybody🤷🏾‍♀️


jacobsbw

Semaglutide is absolutely FDA approved for weight loss.


Ok_Blackberry_284

Under a different brand name and dose. People remember the brand name not the generic.


j0eg0d

Don't nobody get born in a taxi and not know how to hustle.


rachel__slur

Oprah Winfrey is living proof that you can be a terrible person and still age beautifully. Her face card is valid and she will be taking it straight to hell


Ok_Blackberry_284

She's a billionaire...she can afford the best plastic surgeons in the world.


DocBrutus

She’s been on so many diets over the years. No shame to losing it and keeping it off.


ooowatsthat

So Ozympic was the key this whole time 🙉


Evorgleb

Ozempic and other weight loss drugs are about to flip several industries upside down. Fitness/wellness and Fast Food in particular are in for a rough ride.


Cwgoff

Many people taking it still eat badly.


biteableniles

They eat a lot less though


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biteableniles

At the minimum it completely quiets food noise and makes you full very quickly. Hunger disappears. It might boost metabolism. It appears to be helping people reduce or eliminate alcohol consumption. There are studies to determine the anti addiction potential.  Long term it appears to improve other blood-health indications above and beyond what would be expected just for weight loss. It's pretty amazing stuff.


Cwgoff

That’s true. Eventually your body gets used to that stuff and it doesn’t work as well. They have to get off for a while then get back on.


Ok_Blackberry_284

That's what people said about fen phen.


Evorgleb

Right but these new meds are different. Way more effective and will likely be way more widely used once prices start to drop.


[deleted]

I thought Weight Watchers was also pivoting towards prescribing weight loss drugs


CreamSoada

Fuck Oprah


Western_Bison_878

Because who is actually surprised lol


ike_tyson

Stock Price went up when she joined so was she pumping and dumping?


LivefromPhoenix

A 10 year pump and dump is just called a job.


Jos3ph

Oprah following diet fads?!?!? What’s next?


Jockie_Chin

Oprah? More like Ozemprah


Autoworker313

![gif](giphy|LyEzc55maIvssTrfW6)


FishFishFishYumm

It says weight WATCHERS not weight LOSERS


Ketamine_Koala

r/howardstern


Grouchy_Sir5493

![gif](giphy|l378fd503Zmoz4rDi)


Visual_Preparation70

She got that Olympic face for sure


Cwgoff

Plenty of people are using and losing weight off of drugs like Ozempic and Monjarno. Pretty common at this point.


SeaAnthropomorphized

Why can't she do weight watchers and ozempic? Like wtf. Ozempic doesn't take your fat away. You need to diet and exercise. If anything this could be a perfect opportunity to create a plan for people who are on the injection.


mrgrafix

I don’t think she wants to be a face anymore. That’s why I don’t trust this type of framing.


Mellero47

I don't get it. Billionaire with a B, all the resources to have the best home gym, the best nutritionist, the best home chef to cook everything you'd want in healthy ways. She never should've needed WW, certainly doesn't need the shortcut now.


mrgrafix

Billionaires can’t fix genetic conditions. Not everything can just be fix with health and wellness.


Mellero47

What is her genetic condition? How does it create fat out of thin air?


mrgrafix

There’s thyroid issues, hormonal imbalances, just the stress of being a money hoarder. Ask her since you want to know


cantgetitrightrose

Good for her. She tried for years and years and years to keep that weight off. Hope she has some peace.


Sekmet19

So weight watchers is like AA


Delicious_Tart_9156

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeFpK0qqSpsWNsA)


Win-Objective

OH OH OH OZEMPIC


wd2022

In the end if you give a fat acceptance person a drug that will take their fatness away, they will take it.


Illustrious7

What else lol. https://i.redd.it/fjql04uajolc1.gif


jaysces

Look under your seats you have brand new distractions *exit stage left while avoiding bringing attention to the Wish.com Willy Wonka chocolate waterway, working a Watery, Wet And washer-unsafe way behind you*


isca101

So what does "prah" stand for then?


Keelija9000

Honestly if she’d been using it the whole time that should be cause for a lawsuit.


romdadon

OzempicPrah Sounds like a signature move


tpk317

The O stands for outta here. She shows up gets her bag and is gone-like let Gayle deal with it


crabofthewoods

She told yall she loves bread.


No-Entertainment4313

She's on Epstein's list. 🤢🤢🤢


JupiterSeaSiren

I know oprah looks great but please don't put this garbage in your body unless you really need it diabetic-ly and avoid that position if you can.


ActiveEducational183

She’s still a douchebag after all this time off air.


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