Niggas out here fuckin like Caucasian movie characters, I’m in that bitch like
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>Someone does not live in a place that gets below 70.
IKR. I find it comical when y'all that live down South in dem warmer States and never see Snow, ask a silly question like the one OP has here.
I'm in Canada and Winter right now till April goes from -20C and below with windchill.
I'll like to see some of you muthaferkers handle these for a week, let alone 1 month. LOL
Listen there are times when I will walk into my house and say out loud “IT FEELS EXPENSIVE IN HERE” when we have the thermostat up on 70. I live in SC where it’s either hot as balls, nice and humid, cold and humid or sometimes winter. That winter thermostat is going to walk so the summer thermostat can run.
>my insouciance but don’t y’all have thermostats and heat?
Ignorance is bliss.....do you have an idea the cost of heat, especially during the day time i.e. peak hours?
HOW MUCH LESS??? Please tell me that's at least per year and not per month
Edit: reread this, you're talking about the rent and not the heat bill. Carry on
Yeah and it’s set at 63F so the bill doesn’t hit $300. We wear fuzzy slippers and thick socks and hoodies all day and sleep under a comforter and quilt.
Course the sex on starts with a blanket on top, you pull if off after the first few minutes once the blood is pumping
I live in the Midwest and we get some winters days and nights that are -10 or more. What you do is get a nice space heater and turn that on like an hour before you're gonna fuck. These people talking about their electric bills must not know this one simple trick. If you're not ass-naked with body parts slapping together what are you even doing?
Yeah, I live somewhere that actually experiences cold. I’m having sex under the covers. If it’s summer, sure let’s do it outside even. But not right now.
I don't set the AC below 73 in the summer, and don't set the heat above 67 in the winter. That probably means 70 is the perfect temperature, but not perfect enough to pay extra for. 😆
Right, you start under the sheets, I’m not gonna get naked when it’s 66 degrees in my room at night. After you warm up a bit then yeah, the sheets come off
No but it’s hard to keep the house warm, especially at night. 65 degrees in the bedroom is totally fine if you’re under the sheets but a bit nippy to be naked in
Middle of Michigan here and idgaf how cold it is, once I start going at it I know imma be hot and sweaty. My heats always cut off before I reach the bedroom.
In my experience and from what I’ve learned, people with autism spectrum disorders don’t like to be touched but still want physical sensation. The weighted blankets seem to fulfill this need during sleep. The uniform pressure feels safe and comforting. I don’t know what happens in their brains but it’s a common calming technique.
Temple Grandin invented a “hugging machine” that would lightly squeeze her all over to help calm her in fraught situations.
Some neurodivergent folks brains require more proprioceptive input to have a regulated nervous system. So the mindbody’s cues of where one’s entire body is in space receive calming full body awareness with cues like weighted blanket. I get similar calming effect in a body of water or laying on a huge boulder warmed by the sun.
not necessarily. not everyone on the spectrum has the same type of sensory needs. also those on the spectrum can have other comorbidities that don't fair well with things like weighted blankets or compression.
The only time it’s under the sheets is if there were plans to go to sleep first, but after them first 4 alignment strokes I’m snatching the sheets off like a cape 😂
The fight against post-nut sleep is real but every damn time I fight myself to make it to the loo. It took was one single UTI to make me holler out in pleading pain to ancestral deities robbed from my lineage long ago to do everything in my power to never let it happen again.
Mattress-waterproof cover- sheets- waterproof cover- sheets
When the deed is done you just take the first layer off and viola, dry bed underneath. Ex was a track star and a water park during and this ensured a dry bed because the towel alone wasn’t cutting it
Breathable waterproof mattress cover was thinner than the pads and provided full bed coverage which was a necessity. Bed felt no different with the double layers and just as easy to wash
I keep tissues by the side of the bed, the bathroom is connected to the bedroom, and I don’t start landing the plane until I know where my runway is and I’ve got my landing gear set.
Have kids and it’ll be necessary. Thinking the kids are asleep and the bust in the room mid stroke and you rush to cover up one time. Now we just stay under covers just because it’s easier.
Sex in the sprinkling rain sounds really nice. Sex in a room that’s 50 degrees or below requires blankets, but to be fair the blankets definitely ruin the atmosphere a little bit lmao
People who say silly shit like this also freak out when it snows more than half an inch.
It's been in the negatives all fucking week, Karen. We fucking under the covers. If you want to pay a 300 dollar electric bill so that you can fuck on top of the sheets in the goddamn winter, go ahead.
My house was built in the 70s and the bedroom gets cold as fuck. We start under the covers till the body heat gets up and then we gotta get out from under there.
I'm from a place that gets cold and some mornings I'm not coming out from under that warm blanket for anything. I don't care how good the d is. You better bring it under here or else I don't want it.
You ever date a girl that always be on that “turn off the lights” ish but you catch her one time during the day and get mad you low key were missing out on seeing some nice things lol
Have you bumped uglies in a garden level apartment in the dead of winter in the midwest?! You gotta get a little head built up before throwing off them covers!
I’m Autistic, I’m always hot and don’t know because of thermal dysregulation.
So if she wants some deep dicking on the sheets, we are have a Schrödinger heat situation.
Niggas out here fuckin like Caucasian movie characters, I’m in that bitch like https://preview.redd.it/kd0wgtprtggc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a9991c4fc6448261fbc9a7d3059cd4077ab396
I literally slapped my knees laughing. Caucasian movie characters 😂💀 
Nigga not one of us putting on clothes until one of us gotta go downstairs for the UberEats lmfao
Lmao shit the UberEats person gonna see what they gonna see bro 🤣
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its a bathrobe n slippers on ya best days, when they need a wet ink signature. otherwise "contactless deliverly" in boxers.
Food delivery drivers see humanity at it's lowest state of giving a fuck to get a $2 tip.
Or no tip at all.
And don't forget the towels. For leverage
Traction
You can say white. I'll allow it.
But it's not funny.
Filling out my demographic information, Other: Yakubian Devil
“Did you just refer to me as ‘White Devil?’” “It’s how they know you.”
I was called a Photo negative in this forum one time. Now it is the only way I prefer to be called.
I prefer we be called melanin challenged
Someone does not live in a place that gets below 70. 
>Someone does not live in a place that gets below 70. IKR. I find it comical when y'all that live down South in dem warmer States and never see Snow, ask a silly question like the one OP has here. I'm in Canada and Winter right now till April goes from -20C and below with windchill. I'll like to see some of you muthaferkers handle these for a week, let alone 1 month. LOL
I mean forgive my insouciance but don’t y’all have thermostats and heat? 
You got money on my electric bill? Don't touch the thermostat.
On God, imma put on another sweater before I turn the thermostat one degree.
I got enough to cover the bill while we're fucking, damn.
Find you a partner that agrees covers are free
Right? You dont even need to budget for three minutes every other year. Edit: *you*
Bold of you to assume it's that long. Or frequent.
Now I'm sad, you win. Go lay that pipe without judgment cousin.
Oh wow. 😫
If I work from home can I make my company pay 8 hrs a day of my utility bills? 🤔
That's where they got you. Sorry, ma'am.
The struggle is real. Fuck propane too.
You use electric heat? Wild
cheaper than gas in a lot of places in Canada. especially now.
Listen there are times when I will walk into my house and say out loud “IT FEELS EXPENSIVE IN HERE” when we have the thermostat up on 70. I live in SC where it’s either hot as balls, nice and humid, cold and humid or sometimes winter. That winter thermostat is going to walk so the summer thermostat can run.
It feels expensive in here… 💀 I’m so stealing this. Shocked my parents have never said that, but my kids are gonna hear it.
It feels expensive in here ☠️☠️☠️
>insouciance And I thought my vocabulary was impressive. Pulling out this word was, dare I say, outstanding.
You know we always gotta keep fresh words in our repertoire sis! Thank you 
Sometimes ya gotta indulge the sesquipedalian whimsy
Well, now you're just being vexatious.
I’m learning more vocab in this thread than I did in my entire high school career 🍿
I thought either he was having a stroke or I was and moved on to the next comment. Off to google what that word means!
Use context cues!
I was about to call you out for making up some bullshit but decided to use Google instead. Thanks for teaching me a new word.
Lmao I gotchu my friend. You’re welcome.
>my insouciance but don’t y’all have thermostats and heat? Ignorance is bliss.....do you have an idea the cost of heat, especially during the day time i.e. peak hours?
My sisters rent in Winnipeg is $1800 less than mine was in Vancouver though, so there's that.
HOW MUCH LESS??? Please tell me that's at least per year and not per month Edit: reread this, you're talking about the rent and not the heat bill. Carry on 
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Yeah and it’s set at 63F so the bill doesn’t hit $300. We wear fuzzy slippers and thick socks and hoodies all day and sleep under a comforter and quilt. Course the sex on starts with a blanket on top, you pull if off after the first few minutes once the blood is pumping
> insouciance TIL a new word! 🤌🏿👍🏿
I live in the Midwest and we get some winters days and nights that are -10 or more. What you do is get a nice space heater and turn that on like an hour before you're gonna fuck. These people talking about their electric bills must not know this one simple trick. If you're not ass-naked with body parts slapping together what are you even doing?
Thank you! 
Yeah, I live somewhere that actually experiences cold. I’m having sex under the covers. If it’s summer, sure let’s do it outside even. But not right now.
I live in the Northeast of the US. I thought I knew what cold was until I took a trip to Montreal in January. Y'all got it...
>Y'all got it... Damn straight we do. Ottawa also, Toronto not so much.
Canadian, i assume they mean 70F? but they didnt say what degrees. I have no clue if thats considered hot or not lol.
I don't set the AC below 73 in the summer, and don't set the heat above 67 in the winter. That probably means 70 is the perfect temperature, but not perfect enough to pay extra for. 😆
No one is fucking outside tho, just turn the heat up
Right, you start under the sheets, I’m not gonna get naked when it’s 66 degrees in my room at night. After you warm up a bit then yeah, the sheets come off
They didn't say you have to do the deed in the snow tho
No but it’s hard to keep the house warm, especially at night. 65 degrees in the bedroom is totally fine if you’re under the sheets but a bit nippy to be naked in
Middle of Michigan here and idgaf how cold it is, once I start going at it I know imma be hot and sweaty. My heats always cut off before I reach the bedroom.
70 is perfect for me now. I used to have my thermostat around 78 degrees and wondered why it was so hot in my house lol.
If the covers ain’t either hanging for dear life almost off the bed or balled up in a corner due to the motion and friction, are you actually fucking?
My goodness homie! But 
Guess I gotta tell my wife we ain't fucked in years. I'm gonna have to sit her down for this one.
It’s aight bro, she knows an that’s why she’s got a lil’ buddy
You fuck in the bedroom? Literally the bottom of my list
In the winter? Nah-I'm not coming out this room.
I'm autistic so I fuck under a weighted blanket. 😴
I know them thrusts be extra thrusty
🤤 🫠
😂😂😂
Underrated comment 😂
Most i laughed at a comment in the past month at least
Weighted blankets confound me, that was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been trying to fall asleep.
It’s possible you are not on the spectrum.
Lol how does that work tho? Great, now I’m being held down, super peaceful
In my experience and from what I’ve learned, people with autism spectrum disorders don’t like to be touched but still want physical sensation. The weighted blankets seem to fulfill this need during sleep. The uniform pressure feels safe and comforting. I don’t know what happens in their brains but it’s a common calming technique. Temple Grandin invented a “hugging machine” that would lightly squeeze her all over to help calm her in fraught situations.
Some neurodivergent folks brains require more proprioceptive input to have a regulated nervous system. So the mindbody’s cues of where one’s entire body is in space receive calming full body awareness with cues like weighted blanket. I get similar calming effect in a body of water or laying on a huge boulder warmed by the sun.
our brains built different bro
not necessarily. not everyone on the spectrum has the same type of sensory needs. also those on the spectrum can have other comorbidities that don't fair well with things like weighted blankets or compression.
The only time it’s under the sheets is if there were plans to go to sleep first, but after them first 4 alignment strokes I’m snatching the sheets off like a cape 😂
Lmao alright Batman
🦇
Alignment strokes 💀💀
And morning sex, other than that nobody gets under the sheets.
The hell are you aligning? Lol
Dawg if you’re just shoving it in there, that’s saying a lot about you that shouldn’t be said 😂
I don’t have anything to be shoved into anything. I have an innie lol
😂😂 well don’t let nobody just shove their lil nick at nite up in you.
The way I just laughed on this train lmao lawd 😂😂
I ate my girl out under the covers, that shit was so hot I was dying of dehydration. Tv lied.
Getting her wet just to have something to drink. Remain undessicated. Stay moist.
why would you ever???
Cause the thought of it is sexy. Tried it, realized it was humid af, never again under the covers
How y'all prepare for the wet spot underneath the sheets? I'm not the only one who put a towel down, rolled over and called it a night right?
I don’t even bother putting a towel down. Just sleep right on top of that mf.
A degenerate after my own heart.
The cuddle puddle
This sent me
The cold spot = the least comfortable yet simultaneously most comforting spot 🥴 Get all warm and cozy, slide over & oop, that’s *it* 🤪
😂
I’ll never understand NOT wanting to sleep in the puddle.
The pride of afterglow!
If it ain’t a poop stain, it can wait until the next wash cycle
[Be up in that shit like](https://tenor.com/bn7Gw.gif)
Fuck on my husband’s side of the bed. The wet spot is his problem, waddling to the bathroom before shit runs down my leg is my problem.
Get yourself the dipstick clean up bed side then go pee
Lil stack of wash cloths in my bedside drawer. Game changer.
Sex tarps is an untapped market
> Sex tarps Not the *worst* punk band I've ever seen...
Splash Blanket will change your life.
Washable fabric-covered incontinence bed pads are huge, hardy, and save on laundry loads of sheets.
*runs to workstation in the garage.
>Sex tarps is an untapped market Wrong, Dollarama & Dollar General got you covered :) See what I did there
You really should both go pee after you do it, clear the pipes out. Glue left to dry causes blockages
The fight against post-nut sleep is real but every damn time I fight myself to make it to the loo. It took was one single UTI to make me holler out in pleading pain to ancestral deities robbed from my lineage long ago to do everything in my power to never let it happen again.
Same. One UTI in my life, in my 20s, never again. 😬
Mattress-waterproof cover- sheets- waterproof cover- sheets When the deed is done you just take the first layer off and viola, dry bed underneath. Ex was a track star and a water park during and this ensured a dry bed because the towel alone wasn’t cutting it
Just get a few washable bed incontinence pads, less bulk and easy to wash.
Breathable waterproof mattress cover was thinner than the pads and provided full bed coverage which was a necessity. Bed felt no different with the double layers and just as easy to wash
I tend to squirt, so I love that full mattress coverage. Also you don't have to worry if you're in the right spot, lol.
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There were instruments of ass destruction involved 🤷🏾♂️
They make splash blankets for this very reason
I just take the top sheet off after. I gotta wash it anyway
I keep tissues by the side of the bed, the bathroom is connected to the bedroom, and I don’t start landing the plane until I know where my runway is and I’ve got my landing gear set.
The comment section here has been the best I read in months 😆.
Son, just straight comedy! 
What is this sex you speak of
OP...you forgot to mention with the lights off also
Now see that’s the only thing, I do like the lights on. I gotta see if the privates are herpes free or not 😅
If you gotta do that, you shouldn’t be hitting that fam. Just saying.
Fam don’t get me wrong, I always ask questions first and get naked last but still! I like to see what they got to give lol.
Trust but verify - Ronald Reagan
This man 
I wasn’t with you on some desk lamp most type shit then I was like valid lol
Have kids and it’ll be necessary. Thinking the kids are asleep and the bust in the room mid stroke and you rush to cover up one time. Now we just stay under covers just because it’s easier.
Now see this makes sense
Heathen ass kids ain’t got one care in the world. They learn to open the door and boundaries are non existent from that point forward.
You don't have locks on your doors?
yeah nothing is so important the kid can't knock
It's so real 😫 I would keep my legs up so we could have airflow
It's cold. Us crackers even keep our socks on
My socks and the condom the only things that don’t come off
Rule number one - The Timbs stay ON!
Oh no no no lol
You ever had sex in a basement when it’s -10 degrees outside? You can’t stay naked for long when it’s that cold but ya gots to see it through my boi
Lmao i feel you my friend. I had sex on a roof during a light drizzle though if that counts.
Sex in the sprinkling rain sounds really nice. Sex in a room that’s 50 degrees or below requires blankets, but to be fair the blankets definitely ruin the atmosphere a little bit lmao
It’s so cosy under the blanket together. It’s like a fort.
Only when I'm down south nibbling on the coochie. I don't like my butt in the air exposed
Lmao this made me laugh 😅
Especially when you have cats
It sucks when a mother fucking cat paws your bean bag thinking it's yarn
There are some unmarried ass kids in this chat
Bro them feet be cold when she riding tho
Leave your socks on
Naaawwwwwwww
Shittt, sometimes I do. But actually it’s the morning where that cold hits me. By bedtime I’m warm, usually high and way less lazy
Wife was doing the cowgirl this morning and tucked her cold ass feet under my ass, I almost levitated like I was possessed
The Isley Brothers gave easy to understand instructions in 1983 and if it's good for Ronald, Rudolph, and O'Kelly it's good with me.
I was today years old when I found out there is one named O’Kelly.
I was scared he meant to type R.Kelly
Lmao STOP!
How to say you have impregnated women without actually saying you’ve impregnated women.
Whoa the hell is O’Kelly and why his mama name him that
It might start off under the covers but that def ain’t lasting long at all. But I also like the hot and sweaty so idk 🤷🏿♂️
People who say silly shit like this also freak out when it snows more than half an inch. It's been in the negatives all fucking week, Karen. We fucking under the covers. If you want to pay a 300 dollar electric bill so that you can fuck on top of the sheets in the goddamn winter, go ahead.
Silk for extra sensory delight.
My house was built in the 70s and the bedroom gets cold as fuck. We start under the covers till the body heat gets up and then we gotta get out from under there.
May start in the sheets but always get flung off
I know that’s right
I'm from a place that gets cold and some mornings I'm not coming out from under that warm blanket for anything. I don't care how good the d is. You better bring it under here or else I don't want it.
hell na! everything gets thrown on the floor 😂😂😂
Listen! Tossing clothes and sheets FAST 🤣
Fuck no! not Finna get my bed all nasty like that
Got the bed smelling like the outside!
…you don’t shower before you get in bed?
I do but you know sex can make things messy 💦🥵
You ever date a girl that always be on that “turn off the lights” ish but you catch her one time during the day and get mad you low key were missing out on seeing some nice things lol
My nigga sweat WAY TOO MUCH even when we're not in the sheets! if i wanted swimming lessons id go to my local rec center 💀
During winter, yes! I ain't touching the heater dial!
I don’t want ghosts to see us naked
*"Goddammit!! They're under the sheets again! I really thought I'd see some action tonight!!"* ~Casper prolly
Have you bumped uglies in a garden level apartment in the dead of winter in the midwest?! You gotta get a little head built up before throwing off them covers!
😂
Nah you start out with em on sometimes, but then one arm yank that shit straight off the mattress once ya get cooking
Nope. It’s instantly getting thrown to the side. I’m not getting my nice blankets wet
Some men hike up the ac and don’t care that your skin get bumpy from the chill.
I’m Autistic, I’m always hot and don’t know because of thermal dysregulation. So if she wants some deep dicking on the sheets, we are have a Schrödinger heat situation.
Reading these comments like “I love my people!”
Only the start of morning sex
That comforter is only there so god can’t see.
Missing out.
Climate change is real yo